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Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok
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Tue May 15, 2007 3:56 am |
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| It works in practice. But will it work in theory? |
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"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning
"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew
"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara
"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.
"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 15, 2007 11:14 am |
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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life
Joined: 19 Aug 2006
Posts: 406
Location: Atascadero State Hospital for the Criminally Insane
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Wed May 16, 2007 4:50 am |
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My Personal Favorites:
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| Dooohhhh, Kelly Clarkson! - Steve Carrell |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Wed May 16, 2007 5:57 am |
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| I want to meet sara |
B. A. Ware <-- he said that in front of his wife too. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri May 18, 2007 1:11 am |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri May 18, 2007 1:20 am |
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"BOOM! OK, run"!
Joetam |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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ol-fishinbait
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 190
Location: Not where the 419-ers think I am ;-D
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Fri May 18, 2007 8:51 am |
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| Wendy Northcutt wrote: |
| If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. |
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I don't fall for 419s. 419s fall for me.
"YOU ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE LIFE PLEASE DO NOT WRITE ME AGAIN." "Me." - C0||inz M@rK and "H3c+0r Br0ck|ebank", respectively
"THE MTCN NUMBER IS ALWAYS TEN DIGIT SO WHY THE ALPHABETS."- N0s@ 0k0duwa
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DuraLex
419Eater is my life
Joined: 28 Mar 2007
Posts: 292
Location: Main stage
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Fri May 18, 2007 9:03 am |
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| There are no Americans in Baghdad. |
Abdul Said Al-Sahhaf - former Iraqi Minister of Information. |
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'YOU HAVE BEEN WASTING MY TIME ALL THIS WHILE WITHOUT ANYTHING IN AGENDA"-Abbah Maxwell Kenobi
"stupid job baiter. rot for hell demon scum"-Danny the Internet Hitman
"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
Visit the Duralex Internet Experience. Baits and tutorials go here.
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Joaquin
419Eater is my life
Joined: 14 Mar 2005
Posts: 456
Location: Guatemala (GMT-6)
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Fri May 18, 2007 7:57 pm |
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Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:
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| If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee |
Churchill's reply:
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| If you were my wife, I'd drink it |
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dear sir
after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams
you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sat May 19, 2007 2:15 pm |
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| Kevin Bacon (From the movie Tremors) wrote: |
| We plan ahead. That way we don't do anything today. |
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Embers
419Eater is my life
Joined: 25 Apr 2007
Posts: 266
Location: At my desk planning the attack!
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Sun May 20, 2007 5:14 am |
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Television is the opiate of the masses ~ Mixture of Marx and me (had to bring him up to modern times anyway!) |
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Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive.
Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Sun May 20, 2007 5:21 am |
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George Bush:
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| The enemy never stops thinking up ways to hurt the American people, and neither do we |
O deah..... there are plenty more where that came from.. |
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110+                
x15  x18 50+
 Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell  ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 21, 2007 12:05 am |
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| A man that makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man. |
- Hunter Thompson |
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter Thompson. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:47 am |
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| "Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!" |
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| Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. |
Tutorial - Backup your Gmail |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Fri May 25, 2007 9:02 am |
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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks:  x2
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Fri May 25, 2007 11:38 am |
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^^^ DAMN on the nose! It was the Lemon Merchant and the Marmosets for me...
ps without searching.. what is a Marmoset? |
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| Albert Einstein wrote: |
| Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. |
Tutorial - Backup your Gmail |
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B.L.Z. Bubb
Dudley Dooright
Joined: 23 Feb 2005
Posts: 723
Location: Dreaming of the Eater Ladies
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Fri May 25, 2007 12:03 pm |
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A small monkey-looking thing? |
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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)
"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...
"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.
Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.
Deaded Banks: x2
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Marcus Fon Cleanzer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Aug 2006
Posts: 32
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Fri May 25, 2007 12:19 pm |
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| Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality |
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Marcus
"Please kindly send the money in the name of God." -- Rev Dr Roger Hedges
"i have to sell my wife's jewerries to raise the requested 550 dollars, so i will advice you to go and pick up the money as it will not be useful anymore" --
"I repeat if this is a scam activity , stop writing us, else we will report this to fbi /Interpol" -- |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Fri May 25, 2007 1:31 pm |
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| Hell with those farmers! Who needs them? If I need food, I'll get it from the grocery store! |
Yes, he actually said this. 
Yes, he is my brother. |
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Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !
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Harry Bawls
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Oct 2006
Posts: 1310
Location: Somewhere, nowhere, everywhere
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:49 pm |
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The last thing a Redneck says before his death..............
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| Hey Ya'll....watch this! |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Fri May 25, 2007 7:57 pm |
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"Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes" - Virgilius
old translation: "Beware the Greek that brings gifts"
new translation: "Beware the Nigerian that brings millions of $$$" |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Fri May 25, 2007 8:14 pm |
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| ... old translation: "Beware the Greek that brings gifts" ... |
Ahhh, errr, "I fear the Greeks, even when they come bearing gifts."  |
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega
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Fri May 25, 2007 8:47 pm |
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 Oh well, old latin is very interpretable. Even by latin-derived languages speakers like me... |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon May 28, 2007 12:51 am |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon May 28, 2007 1:31 am |
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Daddy, can I have a cigarette?
Kentucky. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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