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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 2:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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What if, does not exist!

My Paw Paw

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I`ve done a lot of things i`m not proud of, and the things i am proud of, are disgusting!

Moe Syzlak

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Never let the truth get in the way of a good yarn!


Mark 'Chopper' Read

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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Evangelion82
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Joined: 24 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"never advise anyone to go to war or to marry" - Spanish Proverb
"do or do not, there is no try" - Yoda

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Joined: 18 Feb 2007
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Spend every day as though it's your last and every night as though it's your first.

Sent to me in a. card on my wedding day

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I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1

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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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If it weren't for our country's love affair with the lawn, conflicts between people and moles would almost never happen.

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Standard Procedure
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Joined: 21 Nov 2004
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 3:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I was having a sh*t

Kimi Raikkonen

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I may be drunk, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly

Sir Winston Churchill

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Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum viditur. - Anything said in Latin sounds profound

The following statement is true
The above statement is false
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AlexS
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Joined: 01 May 2007
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PostPosted: Sun May 06, 2007 5:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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'In this world nothing can be said to be certain, except death and taxes.

Benjamin Franklin

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Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few.

Sir Winston Churchill
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 1:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My dog wanted canned food. I bought him a can, 1.00$. I told him that was $7.00 in dog money. He told me to take it back to the store.

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I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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PostPosted: Mon May 07, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"In the confrontation between the stream and the rock, the stream always wins - not through strength but by perseverance"

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 12:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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They`ve got a 10 year guarantee, which means they`re guaranteed for 10 years


Some dopey stripper talking about her implants

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Tue May 08, 2007 9:55 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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A man that makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

- Hunter Thompson

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 4:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I've done so much with so little for so long that I am now qualified to do everything with nothing forever


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419Eater is my life


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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 5:04 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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When it comes to brain washing it's best to do your own laundry


Some nutcase

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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:26 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft, and I'll show
you A flat minor"

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GordonBennett
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 10:54 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Definition of an Irish wake: a soiree with a binge on top!

Don't make me explain it, I'll feel old Sad

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B. A. Ware
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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2007 11:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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....I have a new approach now. I have experienced first hand how good it feels to rush in so innocently. To believe that we CAN do it and go on to accomplish exactly what we set out to do, because no one told us we couldn't!
Jan Graham

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The failures are the things where you don't learn anything."

Douglas Merrill, a Google vice president for engineering

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"Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there."

Josh Billings
1818-1885, Humorist and Author

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Embers
419Eater is my life


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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 3:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Some smart a$$ wrote:
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world!


@ Gordon: Since we're on the topic of Irish. Wink I still don't get what you said since I'm one of those Americanized mick's but oh well.

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I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
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wokabo
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Joined: 23 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 8:23 am Reply with quoteBack to top

fragment from Terry Pratchett's 'The light Fantastic' (sequel to 'The color of magic'):

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They had dined on horse meat, horse cheese, horse black pudding, horse d'oeuvres and a thin beer that Rincewind didn't want to speculate about.



I bet the beer came from the Netherlands

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The False Italian
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PostPosted: Thu May 10, 2007 7:23 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Actually there is an old German joke where one guys sends a sample of some horrible beer to an institute for analysis and gets the result back a few weeks later: "Your horse is a diabetic!"
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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 5:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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I think I'm a pretty good judge of people, that's why I don't like none of 'em

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PostPosted: Fri May 11, 2007 6:30 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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Trust no man.


A phrase from some Goju Ryu karate instructor I was taking. Lord knows how far that one put me through life by not trusting people initially. Laughing

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Please don't make things difficult for me ok ~ Naomi Aime
Please i have exercised lots of patience and you know it ~ [mask:1] Yinka Adegbite [/mask:1]
I will be ready to be your slave in bed for us to make our self happy all the time~ A current bait whose name will come in time
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Corona
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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 11:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
-Heda Bejar

Wink Cool

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PostPosted: Sun May 13, 2007 12:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

“Damn country needs mo' mothafuckin' snakes.”
~ Samuel L Jackson on Nigeria

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Corona
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 1:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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~ Smile, you may never know who is falling in love with it.~

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Rogier
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 2:13 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Dolly Parton wrote:
Plastic surgeons are always making mountains out of molehills.


Billy Connolly wrote:
When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here?


David Frost wrote:
The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."


Ray Romano wrote:
Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they are born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.


Billy Connolly wrote:
My parents used to take me to Lewis' department store in Glasgow. They were skinflints, they used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was the zoo.


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