SmartFeedSmartFeed          

Porsche Hangout


WELCOME - YOU ARE CURRENTLY VIEWING 419EATER AS A GUEST

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

ScamWarners.com - Internet Anti-Fraud Center - now open!


 Quotes!

View next topic
View previous topic
 
Post new topicReply to topic
Author Message
Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8609
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"We must not allow the clock and the calendar to blind us to the fact that each moment of life is a miracle and mystery."
-H.G.Wells

Smile

_________________
Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose pony pony pony Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT GoatGoatGoatEaster EggEaster 2015Mc Fry Mc Fry
Mortarx? Closed lad accountsx? Pith Helmet
Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
View user's profileSend private message
Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Al Capone wrote:
You can get much further with a kind word and gun than you can with a kind word alone

_________________
Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Tommo Shanter
Swiss Toni


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5379
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 6:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"The grave's a fine and private place, But none, I think, do there embrace."
- Andrew Marvell (1621-1678) (To His Coy Mistress)

_________________
£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
Closed lad accounts x135 (at 26/9/2008) Easter Egg 2013 Cellphone x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

pony pony pony Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Pretty Rose Goat
View user's profileSend private message
Wright B Hindyou
Elite Baiter


Joined: 11 May 2004
Posts: 1795
Location: Bangkok


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Philosophy, eh?
Quote:
"There here, there and everywhere in the world, but as regards this we have reported and investigation are in top gear to track them, but can this stop us or shall we continue to wait for this Men?"

- Ade Williams, commissioner of the Nigerian Tourism Development Corporation

_________________
"YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY" - Douglas Minning

"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew

"I trusted you very much without knowing that you are a drug addit person" - Emma Bambara

"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.

"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Donato
Baiting Guru


Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2923


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Better to die on your feet, than live on your knees...
View user's profileSend private message
Don
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Ambrose Bierce wrote:
Pray: To ask the laws of the universe to be annulled on behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy.

_________________
Mortar x12
No sugar plum fairies have been hurt during the process of creating this message.

**"Freedom? There ain't no fuckin' Freedom!"**
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
Agi Hammerthief
Infidel


Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 668
Location: .de


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 8:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Douglas Noel Adams wrote:
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president,
should on no account be allowed to do the job.

_________________
only posting Surplus Letters from my personal mailbox

in gods we trust - all others pay cash

hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash

CellphoneCellphoneCellphoneCellphoneCellphone CellphoneCellphoneCellphone Cayman Islands United Kingdom x3 Nigeria
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Rodus
Baiting Guru


Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Don't let us make imaginary evils, when you know we have so many real ones to encounter. Oliver Goldsmith

_________________
I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up

Pith Helmet Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
Sand Timer - 18 mths: Louis

starstar

The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*

pony pony pony Nurse Nastys Audi TT Nurse Nastys Audi TT Mortar x23 Closed lad accounts
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mailYahoo Messenger
friday3
Elite Baiter


Joined: 28 Oct 2005
Posts: 1341
Location: beating my new firefox..


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:45 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"The way to make money is to start your own religion." L. Ron Hubbard, First quoted in 1947, six years before scientology was declared a religion.

_________________
The above text is the sole intellectual property of friday3. Reproduction without the expressed permission of Friday3 is a breach of copyright punishable be a fine of up to $50 000 (payable by check) and/or 5 years jail.

"Hubbard is a "crackpot" and of "doubtful mental background." - From FBI files concerning L, Ron Hubbard


Mods have a wonderful sense of humor; you just aren't funny

Jolly Roger
Mortar x21



Last edited by friday3 on Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:54 am; edited 1 time in total
View user's profileSend private message
Nurse Nasty
Eloquent Noob


Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7255
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"I know. Hieroglyphics self-taught are a chore, Robin; but, it is a surefire way to unravel the secrets of the ancient mystics."


- Batman

_________________
[Support 419Eater] l [Get Premium!] l [Helpful stuff] l [ScamWarners]

vv Nasty Predicaments vv
Porno-Lad
Musa Crocodile
Comic Lads


Starstarstarstarstar Easter Egg 2012
GoatPurple FlowerMc FryGolden PithGolden Pith

Last edited by Nurse Nasty on Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:57 am; edited 1 time in total
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Dott. Giascopato
Elite Baiter


Joined: 09 Sep 2005
Posts: 1174
Location: Germany


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:52 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Wir brauchen keine Fachidioten, was wir brauchen sind Vollidioten

unknown

Quote:
Es genügt nicht, keinen guten Gedanken zu haben, man muß auch unfähig sein, ihn auszudrücken.

unknown

Quote:
Ich habe keine Angst vor dem Sterben, ich möchte nur nicht dabei sein, wenn es passiert

Woody Allen

Quote:
Ich frage nicht aus Interesse, sondern nur aus Neugierde

Dott. Giascopato in Real Life

_________________
Dott. Giascopato
non importunare.

Some from: South Africa Netherlands United Kingdom Nigeria Switzerland United States Ivory Coast Indonesia Spain Germany Luxembourg Cayman Islands Bahamas, The Ghana Senegal Malaysia Togo Iraq Flag Mauritius Flag Mortar x7

Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)

fork off.. ([email protected])
View user's profileSend private message
Gussie Fink-Nottle
Wannabe Baiter


Joined: 04 Nov 2006
Posts: 81
Location: In the members lounge at the Drones, drinking orange juice!


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

Dylan Thomas

_________________
And make each Mugu pent, unwittingly represent, a source of innocent merriment, of innocent merriment.
(with apologies to G & S).


Click here to support 419Eater.com
View user's profileSend private messageYahoo MessengerSkype Name
Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru


Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11852
Location: UK


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:59 am Reply with quoteBack to top

From the Blues Brothers film:

Quote:
you'll find it hard to eat corn on the cob....with no fucking teeth

_________________
Pith Helmet 10 Safari Safari Safari Safari Safari Safari Safari Safari Suitcase
40x Nigeria 4x South Africa 2x Ghana 2x Benin 10x Ivory Coast 34x United Kingdom 17x United States 9x Spain 1x Belgium 1x 6x European Union 4x Canada 1x New Zealand 6x Netherlands 1x pyramid 23x Cellphone Jolly Roger
Vcamera YMCA Vcamera Summer Holdiay + Bus Hijack

www.scamwarners.com - www.scam-info-links.info - www.aa419.org - The Numpties Gallery
View user's profileSend private message
Norma Sardon
*** BANNED ***


Joined: 23 Nov 2005
Posts: 154


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stop messing about with that bow and arrow. You'll have someone's eye out in a minute.

William The Conqueror - Battle of Hastings 1066

_________________
Point of correction, my name is Godwin and not Godwank, ok
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THIS NAME???? Mr Arsebandit - Joe Asela
please iam not an imbecile. joseph
Fuck your mother forky sicken pussy and your sister fucky pussy - an enraged mugu
i have told you several time that am not an HOMOSEXUALS
View user's profileSend private message
windypops
Baiting Guru


Joined: 25 Jan 2005
Posts: 5884
Location: Planet X


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

General John Sedgwick, battle of Spotsylvania May 8th, 1864.

Quote:
Don't panic! they couldn't hit a barn door from that dist...

_________________
Mortar x22 Inventor Easter Egg 2011

"No amount of semen donation will save this situation" Sanny Sanny
"We must disagree to agree" Raji Musa

If it's LADS you want. GoTo: http://www.yopmail.com/
and sign in with either ladmail or kentbrockman
View user's profileSend private message
Reverend Bondi Cigars
Master Baiter


Joined: 13 Feb 2006
Posts: 202
Location: Lake of Fire


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:21 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"If you wanted straight, you got the wrong man." [Keith Richards]

_________________
***The Home Page of Reverend Bondi Cigars*** [Updated January 2017 !!!]

"FUCK YOU REVEREND CIGAR" [Fred Taylor] Hello Kitty!

"Hello Friend Rev Bondi Cigars, greetings in the name of Jesus Christ......I have some money now with me so that we can proceeds with the cleansing process......." [Reverend Michael]

"Father Bondi you said I should use explosive to open the safe......." [Reverend Michael again]

"Rev Bondi Cigars now see what you have cost for me , i will never forgive you!!!!!!!" [and again]
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
Pachanga
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

For every problem there is a solution. Or a gel.
View user's profileSend private message
iMike
Elite Baiter


Joined: 21 Jan 2005
Posts: 1371
Location: Ministry of Serendipity


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 12:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
To be, or not to be, that is illogical Captain


or am I getting confused? Wink

_________________
-- Goat Goat Easter Egg

Closed lad accounts x2

"you have luke worm in your brain" - Ekaetta Bello
"invite me to your country and let me clearify your legitimacy asshole" - Mose5 Uzem3
"the transfer was not authorized due to my persistent double mind" - Clement Wank
"this is not the time to play planks" - Mack Anthony

WIFI PDA - post while you dump
SAY 'NO' TO GAS STORAGE!

<a href="/forum/donate.php">[FREE LAPHROAIG]</a>
View user's profileSend private message
Agi Hammerthief
Infidel


Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 668
Location: .de


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:01 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

KD wrote:
Who needs fucking html software?"

_________________
only posting Surplus Letters from my personal mailbox

in gods we trust - all others pay cash

hug the trolls - maybe it will help them to stop being a worthless piece of trash

CellphoneCellphoneCellphoneCellphoneCellphone CellphoneCellphoneCellphone Cayman Islands United Kingdom x3 Nigeria
View user's profileSend private messageSkype Name
Gilbert-Ratchet
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 21 Dec 2006
Posts: 44
Location: Crashed & burnin' on the learnin' curve.


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Unknown
Quote:
Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today, because if you do it today and like it you can do it again tomorrow.
View user's profileSend private message
Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter


Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 1:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"The family that lays together stays together"

Fred West

_________________
I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.

How long do I have to stand in this corner?


Dont Trifle with me, Custard!.....

Last edited by Charlie Muggins on Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:52 pm; edited 1 time in total
View user's profileSend private message
Artemis
Chief Bankruptor


Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31268
Location: Lower Elements


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:59 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.


Today is mine but I'm saying it here because I know you won't hijack this thread with good wishes. It's only one with a 9 at the end so no big deal Laughing

_________________
Total kills 21667 + Mugu Reseller x 5 Mortar x10
Star Purple Flower Easter Egg Easter 2015
View user's profileSend private message
Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 3:37 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Yamamoto Tsunemoto wrote:
There is something to be learned from a rainstorm. When meeting with a sudden shower, you try not to get wet and run quickly along the road. But doing such things as passing under the eaves of houses, you still get wet. When you are resolved from the beginning, you will not be perplexed, though you still get the same soaking. This understanding extends to everything.


From:Hagakure, The Way Of The Samurai

Check out http://www.hagakure.go.ro/ for the most inapropriate Samurai music ever, Click on options.....(I only gave it 10 seconds..... Rolling Eyes )

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ARTEMIS

_________________
Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
View user's profileSend private messageSend e-mail
pwwbear
419Eater is my life


Joined: 26 Jan 2006
Posts: 349
Location: Out of my mind. Back in 5 minutes.


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 4:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles Schultz

Quote:
Belief, like any other moving body, follows the path of least resistance.
Samuel Butler

_________________
TRY AND PUT THIS ARTICLE OF MINE ON U'R 419EATERS CLUB...TELL U'R SITE FRIENDS THAT I GOT U N THEM IN A STREET OF GAME FIGHT...I AM WAITING FOR YOU GUYS TO DO WHAT U THINK U WANT TO DO TO ME - rev. botchway
Click here to support 419Eater.com
View user's profileSend private message
Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS


Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:43 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I think, therefore I am
Descartes

Quote:
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam
Reprob8

Quote:
To do is to be
Nietzsche

Quote:
To be is to do
Sartre

Quote:
Yabba Dabba Do
Flintstone

_________________
Boycott Shampoo..Demand REAL Poo
I LOVE THIS CLIP !

starstarstarstar
View user's profileSend private message
Display posts from previous:      
Post new topicReply to topic


 Jump to:   



View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot vote in polls in this forum



** Find out information about your IP address **


All Content © 2003 - 419Eater.com
Powered by phpBB © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group :S5: FI Theme :: All times are GMT