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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:35 pm |
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"I know nothing about nothing."
Anna Nicole Smith - August 2002. |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:35 am |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 447
Location: Godzone
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:01 am |
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@CL Aaah the 100th monkey.
Isaac Asimov wrote: |
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair. |
Try to melt a lads brain with that one! |
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Albert Einstein wrote: |
Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. |
Tutorial - Backup your Gmail |
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Artemis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:16 am |
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I think lads have produced some of the best quotes ever
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flys that dont listen to advise goes to the grave with the dead body.
u know guys don't have to stick his ass in one basket
Now I am sitting between two chairs
Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases where it goes.
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_________________ Total kills 21667 + x 5 x10
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:33 am |
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"Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt." Sandra Boynton
"A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be." P.J. O'Rourke
BTW, P.J. is an extremely funny writer. Read his stuff. |
_________________ "A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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Banjul, The Gambia to Dakar, Senegal and back. 0usman C4mar4 |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:28 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:03 am |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:00 am |
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A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man. |
Ulysses Everett McGill |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:24 am |
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"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered," |
George Best
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'those in the cheap seats clap your hands, the others rattle your jewellery' |
John Lennon, Royal Variety Show, 1963
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'Guitar bands are on the way out' |
Decca Records, rejecting The Beatles
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'I told you I was ill' |
Spike Milligan's gravestone
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as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know. |
Donald Rumsfeld |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue May 01, 2007 3:37 am |
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Les Noise
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Mar 2006
Posts: 1098
Location: Behind the fridge
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Tue May 01, 2007 4:02 am |
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"Everything I do is blown out of proportion, and it really hurts my feelings." - Paris Hilton |
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FUCK YOU AND UR PAYMENT I GUSS YOU ARE A BIG FOOL
GO FUCK UR MAMA PUSSY SHIT
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I believe when you received your payout you will compensate me.... .. Sure Will..
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Scamtastic
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 09 Apr 2007
Posts: 37
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Wed May 02, 2007 5:48 am |
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"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."
Teddy Roosevelt |
_________________ "tell your friend who agreed to help me that he have to clamb ontop of tree and snap picture before i trust you people" - Princess Miriam
"Dear Sir, I got your mail and I think you have well spooking." - Ms. Hassan |
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eamonn
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 14 May 2005
Posts: 621
Location: Standing on the edge, looking down
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Wed May 02, 2007 8:31 am |
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"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes." |
Winston Churchill |
_________________ "stop insulting me,am a God fearing christain,I don't like it"
"we wanted to defeat the devil ,which we have done ,you are now the problem"
Lagos to Cotonou and Lagos to Kumasi x19
get your baiting forms here |
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Dark Spirit
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Mar 2007
Posts: 660
Location: In the Darkness
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Wed May 02, 2007 8:37 am |
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remember me as you pass by
as you are now so once was I
as I am now so you will be
prepare yourself to follow me |
Grave stone quote, but personally I liked scam patroller's |
_________________ DARKNESS IS A PLACE WHERE ONLY FEAR LIVES. Oh and me too
God himself wii judge you for trying to delay and make someones life a waste, Mother felicia, April 30th 2007
Thanks very much for fooling me ok and i dont have any other thing to say, Helimina Bright, May 1st 2007
Pleasantly, that we have understanding and continue intercourse, Elena USSR vlad, May 1st 2007
"read the stickies and the faqs." Newbie forum
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wokabo
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 23 Sep 2004
Posts: 825
Location: best beer country in onomatopoeia world
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Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 am |
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Groucho Marx wrote: |
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
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anonymous (on an electricity cabinet somewhere in Flanders, originally in Dutch but I'll translate it here for your convenience) wrote: |
Stars in the water, and I love you. |
Or should this one go to the poem thread instead? |
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Fight My Brute |
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mugu_cultist
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 02 Apr 2004
Posts: 857
Location: Deep 13
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Wed May 02, 2007 1:19 pm |
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Some people worship Airwolf as the awesomest helicopter ever. Many Christians mistakenly believe that this is idolotry, but they are wrong about that because Airwolf is a helicopter not a graven image and you aren�t supposed to worship any gods before God but Airwolf is a helicopter. God isn�t a helicopter either so there�s really no issue, you can pray to both. |
Conservapedia (briefly, before it was pulled down) |
_________________ "I HOPE THEY WILL BE ENOUGH DOG FOR YOU TO EAT AS YOR WEDDING CAKE.."
"i really felt pity on the girl you marry. your pennis is like a cow." -- adams mensah
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Wed May 02, 2007 2:40 pm |
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You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing, because if you knew you know nothing, that would be something, but you don't. |
My Ex.
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Do you think it would help if we ran away some more? |
Python. |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed May 02, 2007 3:26 pm |
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It is better to open your eyes and say that you do not understand, than to close your eyes and say that you do not believe. |
Funkadelic bylaw... |
_________________ =5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Wed May 02, 2007 10:53 pm |
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He's as short as two thick planks |
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I managed to speak to the monkey, not the angle grinder |
My Wife |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
x4 6Yrs x6 |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:07 pm |
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icrighthruU
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 08 Apr 2007
Posts: 358
Location: Over the river and through the woods
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:45 pm |
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Screw unto others as they have screwed unto you
ME |
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Thu May 03, 2007 4:51 pm |
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Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're wrong. |
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JMRazor
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2006
Posts: 7103
Location: Yes
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Thu May 03, 2007 10:03 pm |
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"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention." |
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____________________________ Pretty Prancing Pink Pony Master _____________________________
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Fat Old Catt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 May 2007
Posts: 147
Location: Basking on a sunlit patio
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Fri May 04, 2007 3:09 am |
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"Morality is based on accepted norms. And accepted norms are based on morality."
�Dilbert's Garbageman |
_________________ My momma always said, "Forrest, life is like a box of chocolates... SO PIG OUT! HAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!! |
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Fri May 04, 2007 4:08 am |
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"Lets not confuse the issue with facts"
--moi |
_________________ x2
"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
Thanks for not being there for me when it matters most. -Xu Chaofan |
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