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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 10:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"I know nothing about nothing."

Anna Nicole Smith - August 2002.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 4:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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When a critical mass of us believe in something.........so shall it be.
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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:01 am Reply with quoteBack to top

@CL Aaah the 100th monkey.

Isaac Asimov wrote:
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at or repair.


Try to melt a lads brain with that one!

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Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

I think lads have produced some of the best quotes ever

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flys that dont listen to advise goes to the grave with the dead body.

u know guys don't have to stick his ass in one basket

Now I am sitting between two chairs

Love is like a butterfly, it goes where it pleases where it goes.

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:33 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Carob is a brown powder made from the pulverized fruit of a Mediterranean evergreen. Some consider carob an adequate substitute for chocolate because it has some similar nutrients (calcium, phosphorus), and because it can, when combined with vegetable fat and sugar, be made to approximate the color and consistency of chocolate. Of course, the same arguments can as persuasively be made in favor of dirt." Sandra Boynton


"A woman should dress to attract attention. To attract the most attention, a woman should be either be nude or wearing something as expensive as getting her nude is going to be." P.J. O'Rourke

BTW, P.J. is an extremely funny writer. Read his stuff.

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"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 10:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"We don't need no, education..."
"Yes you do, you just used a double negative."
- The IT Crowd

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The creation of a thousand forests is in one acorn.

Ralph Emerson

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:00 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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A woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man.


Ulysses Everett McGill

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:24 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered,"

George Best


Quote:
'those in the cheap seats clap your hands, the others rattle your jewellery'

John Lennon, Royal Variety Show, 1963


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'Guitar bands are on the way out'

Decca Records, rejecting The Beatles

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'I told you I was ill'

Spike Milligan's gravestone


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as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns -- the ones we don't know we don't know.

Donald Rumsfeld

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 3:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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No trees were harmed in the writing of this post; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvinienced.

Cool

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PostPosted: Tue May 01, 2007 4:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"Everything I do is blown out of proportion, and it really hurts my feelings." - Paris Hilton

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 5:48 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles or where the doer of deeds could have done better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood, who strives valiantly, who errs and comes up short again and again, because there is no effort without error or shortcoming, but who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, who spends himself for a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows, in the end, the triumph of high achievement, and who, at the worst, if he fails, at least he fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who knew neither victory nor defeat."

Teddy Roosevelt United States

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes."

Winston Churchill

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 8:37 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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remember me as you pass by
as you are now so once was I
as I am now so you will be
prepare yourself to follow me



Grave stone quote, but personally I liked scam patroller's

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 11:44 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Groucho Marx wrote:
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.



anonymous (on an electricity cabinet somewhere in Flanders, originally in Dutch but I'll translate it here for your convenience) wrote:
Stars in the water, and I love you.

Or should this one go to the poem thread instead?

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 1:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Some people worship Airwolf as the awesomest helicopter ever. Many Christians mistakenly believe that this is idolotry, but they are wrong about that because Airwolf is a helicopter not a graven image and you arenít supposed to worship any gods before God but Airwolf is a helicopter. God isnít a helicopter either so thereís really no issue, you can pray to both.


Conservapedia (briefly, before it was pulled down)

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 2:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You know nothing. In fact, you know less than nothing, because if you knew you know nothing, that would be something, but you don't.

My Ex. Rolling Eyes

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Do you think it would help if we ran away some more?

Python.

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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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It is better to open your eyes and say that you do not understand, than to close your eyes and say that you do not believe.


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PostPosted: Wed May 02, 2007 10:53 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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He's as short as two thick planks


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I managed to speak to the monkey, not the angle grinder


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COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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Once upon a time, there was a person who waited for everything to be perfect. The end.


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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:45 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Screw unto others as they have screwed unto you
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 4:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're wrong. Twisted Evil
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PostPosted: Thu May 03, 2007 10:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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"If you're not outraged, you're not paying attention."


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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 3:09 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Morality is based on accepted norms. And accepted norms are based on morality."

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PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 4:08 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"Lets not confuse the issue with facts"
--moi

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