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thud419
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 11:12 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. - Dorothy Parker
Quote:
You cannot kill time without injuring eternity. - Henry David Thoreau


Quote:
The intuitive mind is a sacred gift and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift. - Albert Einstein
Quote:
The society which scorns excellence in plumbing as a humble activity and tolerates shoddiness in philosophy because it is an exalted activity will have neither good plumbing nor good philosophy ... neither its pipes nor its theories will hold water. - John W. Gardner, Saturday Evening Post, December 1, 1962

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Spudz
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 9:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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I won`t apologise for the way i am, and i`m sorry if that offends anyone...


Leo Sayer talking after some tv show he did recently Rolling Eyes ... what was the name of it.... i can`t quite remember.....

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:22 am Reply with quoteBack to top

SamSpudz wrote:
Al Capone wrote:
You can get much further with a kind word and gun than you can with a kind word alone


I had a lad that tried to quote Al once. I used to have it in my sig, so I may be wrong on his quote. I think it was something like "You can get further with a gun instead of a kind word"

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AS YOU NORMALLY PATRONIZE CLUBS FOR ENJOYMENT OF LIFE, AMEN.
- Please note that you may chose to pay the money twice or once as the case may be. all for your safety.
- you can go to hell and born to blazes.i really dont know were my mother whent to look for a cheap rat like you.
- YOU ARE A NITWIT,CONSULT YOUR DICTIONARY FOR THE EXPLANATION OF THAT WORD (NITWIT) THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE OK.
- WHY DO YOU STILL INSULT YOUR MOTHER WHO IS A WITCH AND A BASTARD?
- i find it very diificult to ask him to stand with text question for him to take a pic it sound so funny.he is not a half baked laywer
- i find it not worth my time to deal with a rat like u go to hell uuuuuuu



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Corona
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.

-Terry Pratchett

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 1:13 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:

Quote:
Where there is a will, I want to be in it

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i have gone to collect the money and i was told there was no such
transaction,i wonder why you are this terriable.-Moahammed Ayodele

But you see me holding this sign for you and still not impress for the work I did. -Kumal Umal

...you still went ahead to make more payment to them without my knowledge, well that is so disgosting. -Charles Soludo
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Harry Bawls
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Whenever I think of the past, it brings back so many memories. (Steven Wright)



Quote:
There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. (Steven Wright)



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I just got skylights put in my place. The people who live above me are furious. (Steven Wright)




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Yesterday, my eyeglass prescription ran out. (Steven Wright)




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I played a blank tape on full volume. The mime who lives next door complained. (Steven Wright)




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When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute. (Steven Wright)
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Corona
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 2:51 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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They say most auto accidents happen within 5 miles from your home, so I moved.

Glad to see you back HB. I'm glad that your son will be ok.

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Harry Bawls
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 5:28 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ Thanks Corona, It is good to be back.

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Why would someone live in this God forsaken place? (Harry Bawls)


Got off the plane to a balmy -14 degrees F. Wind chill factors of -25 to -45 degrees F. It never went above 0 F the whole time I was there. It felt good to get back to 40 F. I will never complain about the weather where I live again! Laughing
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

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You were born to change the world~Do it positively.

Confused

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Spudz
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 2:18 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Scotty From Star Trek wrote:
The Best Diplomat i know is a fully charged phaser bank, cap`n

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Master Shake
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Joined: 23 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 11, 2007 6:28 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Carl wrote:
You stay away from me, because you are weird!



Carl wrote:
612 Wharf Avenue? I know where that is! Its the abandoned warehouse next to 'Melon Shakers' -- The gentleman's club


Carl wrote:
I don't care what you do behind closed doors, but when you start putting mummies where I can see them, it becomes my business.



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Corona
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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 12:58 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
"No tool is more beneficial than intelligence. No enemy is more harmful than ignorance."
Smile

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 12, 2007 2:07 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
always wear sunblock

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Corona
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Age can just be the skin you wear.

-JWR

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Dott. Giascopato
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:41 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Read that at a wall at "my" university:

Quote:
Hier gibts Heiligenscheine für Scheinheilige

Below:

Quote:
Hier gibts Totenscheine für Scheintote.


Nice - but only in German.

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Dott. Giascopato
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Failure to complies with this order require a severe act by the mets and
purnishment by law. (The Metropolitan Police)

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 6:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

I posted a question on BAUT yesterday, and one of the guys who answered had this quote in his sig. Pretty cool:

Quote:
A third rate theory forbids.
A second rate theory explains after the fact.
A first rate theory predicts.

A. Lomonosov
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Seven of Nine
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Joined: 18 Jun 2006
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 11:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Graffiti in a toilet cubicle at Uni:
Quote:
Heisenberg was near here.

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Harry Manass
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"In before the lock" Laughing

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Silly Mugu, Trix are for kids!

Terminated! Banks: 1x Senegal 1x United Kingdom Phishing: 6x United States

THANKS AS I AWAIT FOR YOUR RESPOUND
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:53 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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President Bush announced today he will leave on a tour of Latin America. His first stop? Los Angeles.


Quote:
Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday. As you know, Abraham once said, "A house divided against itself cannot stand.” A very famous quote. Later proved wrong by the Clintons, but still a famous quote.


Jay Leno, The Tonight Show, 2/12/07

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after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
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Pachanga
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 12:22 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Love is a fraudulent justifier.
Mom

Quote:
Live and learn or die stupid.
Dad
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Spudz
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:05 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Scrawled on a condom machine in Galway

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Up Vaginas!

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:48 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Saw this on a bumper:

If men came from apes, why do we still have monkeys? Laughing

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Seven of Nine
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 8:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

@SamSpudz Laughing
Also reminds me of graffiti I saw on a condom vending machine:

anon wrote:
Insert baby for refund.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:42 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

on a white wall, in my town for almost 20 years....

Quote:
BASTER


local legend has it the cops came before he could finish his masterpiece,

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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PostPosted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 9:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Seven of Nine wrote:
...
Quote:
Heisenberg was near here.


Laughing Laughing Laughing

But I guess he wasn't quite sure when or where that was exactly. Wink
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