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Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:47 pm

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime: G. Gordon Liddy

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:00 pm

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Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!

President Merkin Muffely, from the movie Dr Strangelove.

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:04 pm

Quote:

Masoud: What's that?
Rambo: It's called a 'blue light'.
Masoud: What does it do, this 'blue light'?
Rambo: It turns blue...

btw, for our german speaking members, an absolutely great site for quotes:
www.unmoralische.de (plus it�s a great site about atheism too Wink

)

Posted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:52 pm

Don`t Know wrote:

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."

Robin Willians wrote:

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.

Billy Connolly wrote:

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

Albert Einstein wrote:

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity

Oscar Wilde wrote:

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 23 Oct 2006 Posts: 63

Hugh Downs wrote:

"I grieve for the type of person who may be so baffled or battered that he wants to surrender his sovereignty to some guru or some government."

Me wrote:

I can't die! My snooze alarm still works!

Mater Shake wrote:

The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real-time!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:16 am

Nietzsche wrote:

God is dead.

A few years later:

God wrote:

Nietzsche is dead.

But most importantly:

Breddan Butter wrote:

Get back to baiting!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:29 am

Arthur Koestler wrote:

The ultimate truth is penultimately a falsehood.

Douglas N. Adams wrote:

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Douglas N. Adams wrote:

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

ME wrote:

I have but one voice; if I shout to the world, no-one will hear me. If I speak with my friends, someone will listen.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:38 am

For every action, there is an equal, and opposite reaction.
Newton.
Mission Accomplished, stay the course.
Bush.
Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:07 am

Sandy Cheeks wrote:

Get a job!

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:31 am

PTerry wrote:

A lie will travel around the world before the truth has got its boots on

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:24 pm

When I die, I want to die like my grandpa did, peacefully in his sleep......not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Unknown Confused

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pm

George Bernard Shaw wrote:

The more i see of the moneyed classes, the more i understand the guillotine

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:38 pm

David 'Ginger' Walls wrote:

Any man can make a mistake, for every discovery that he makes

Bruce Dickinson wrote:

I know I should be lonely, but there's too much going on

Bruce Dickinson wrote:

Nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change

Chris Dale wrote:

An early bird is prone to catch worms, so always stay in bed to last

Ozzy Osbourne wrote:

The only kind of black magic I know anything about is a box of chocolates

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:35 pm

Cartman wrote:

Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.

Cartman wrote:

Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000

Cartman wrote:

The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye

Quote:

Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:06 pm

Quote:

Well,let them eat cake

Mr Kipling

Annoying Stuck-Up Cow Joined: 10 Aug 2006 Posts: 222

Quote:

Helen Cooper: Are you unhappy working here?
Joy Merryweather: Is Pavarotti fat?

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:44 pm

Quote:

I'm gonna get medieval on his arse.

- Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:03 pm

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Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat.

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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.

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'Cause I don't get mad I get even
And it's my desire, what I believe in

Quote:

Shes a one woman wrecking crew
Playing the part of an ingenue
Here in your personal tragedy
Veiled in a false innocence, so clever
The poison catalyst of your self destruction

Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:25 pm

Chopper Read wrote:

I haven't shot anybody since 1992, and even then I didn't do it,

Master Baiter Joined: 15 Mar 2006 Posts: 193

"You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be led"
Oliver Hardy

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

You can lead a horse to water, but if you get him to float on his back, you've really got something.

About an older single person: You can always find a lid for an old frying pan. Granny, Beverly Hillbillies

It ranks right up there with marriage and my first bicycle. Bo Pilgrim

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 am

The second mouse gets the cheese. Wink

--I don't know!

My Paw Paw use to say this:
I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother. Laughing

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Elwood P. Dowd

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 am

So, you're from Wales? Do you know a man named Noah? He lived in Wales for a while."
Groucho Marx. Confused

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:43 am

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UK chat-show host Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee: "What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?"