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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:47 pm |
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Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime: G. Gordon Liddy |
_________________ I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life
Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:00 pm |
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Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room! |
President Merkin Muffely, from the movie Dr Strangelove. |
_________________ I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George
DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe
I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe
THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again) |
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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:04 pm |
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Masoud: What's that?
Rambo: It's called a 'blue light'.
Masoud: What does it do, this 'blue light'?
Rambo: It turns blue... |
btw, for our german speaking members, an absolutely great site for quotes:
www.unmoralische.de (plus it�s a great site about atheism too ) |
_________________ I´d vote for Don or TS but Lotta, Juan and sheboppe are the best! But the squirrel still sucks on the buttons *g*
"your papa, i do you ok, you do fuck your self off goodday" Hitman lad to Usm4an B3ll0
"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
"Do you said am stupid" lad posing as Mike Pence
Click here to support 419Eater.com
Postcount doesn´t matter.
(Admin Certified)
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:52 pm |
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Don`t Know wrote: |
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." |
Robin Willians wrote: |
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. |
Billy Connolly wrote: |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes. |
Albert Einstein wrote: |
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity |
Oscar Wilde wrote: |
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. |
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63
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Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:34 pm |
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Hugh Downs wrote: |
"I grieve for the type of person who may be so baffled or battered that he wants to surrender his sovereignty to some guru or some government." |
Me wrote: |
I can't die! My snooze alarm still works! |
Mater Shake wrote: |
The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real-time! |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:16 am |
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Nietzsche wrote: |
God is dead. |
A few years later:
God wrote: |
Nietzsche is dead. |
But most importantly:
Breddan Butter wrote: |
Get back to baiting! |
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:29 am |
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Arthur Koestler wrote: |
The ultimate truth is penultimately a falsehood. |
Douglas N. Adams wrote: |
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." |
Douglas N. Adams wrote: |
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. |
ME wrote: |
I have but one voice; if I shout to the world, no-one will hear me. If I speak with my friends, someone will listen. |
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_________________ x7 x27 x2 x2
100% risky free donation modality |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:38 am |
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For every action, there is an equal, and opposite reaction.
Newton.
Mission Accomplished, stay the course.
Bush.
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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kleindoofy
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:07 am |
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Sandy Cheeks wrote: |
Get a job! |
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llamedos
Been There, Done That
Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2695
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:31 am |
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PTerry wrote: |
A lie will travel around the world before the truth has got its boots on |
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_________________ x13 x 15
Accra - Lome (16/7/05 midnight - 5am) Accra - Lome - Benin Jul '11
Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters
Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL
"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up" |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:24 pm |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pm |
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George Bernard Shaw wrote: |
The more i see of the moneyed classes, the more i understand the guillotine |
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:38 pm |
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David 'Ginger' Walls wrote: |
Any man can make a mistake, for every discovery that he makes |
Bruce Dickinson wrote: |
I know I should be lonely, but there's too much going on |
Bruce Dickinson wrote: |
Nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change |
Chris Dale wrote: |
An early bird is prone to catch worms, so always stay in bed to last |
Ozzy Osbourne wrote: |
The only kind of black magic I know anything about is a box of chocolates |
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_________________ x25 x24 Togo-Ghana "If i tell you that i am happy the way you are playing me i am a lier" - Uche Onwuka
"YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND SON OF A BITCH" - Barrister Melodie Bekee
"If your bait does not cause an ethics thread, you are not baiting hard enough." - YeaWhatever
Pimp My Number | A Donation a Day keeps Nurse Nasty at bay |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:35 pm |
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Cartman wrote: |
Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian. |
Cartman wrote: |
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000 |
Cartman wrote: |
The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye |
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Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs. |
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter
Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:06 pm |
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Well,let them eat cake |
Mr Kipling |
_________________ I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.
How long do I have to stand in this corner?
Dont Trifle with me, Custard!..... |
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow
Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:16 pm |
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Helen Cooper: Are you unhappy working here?
Joy Merryweather: Is Pavarotti fat? |
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_________________ "SETAN WILL SEE YOU TOMORROW AND YOU ARE WELCOME TO HEIL"- barrister richard knowles, my first ever bait! (And a suspected Nazi by the looks of it)
"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977
- Feeling any better? -yes thank you, how kind! x5 |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:44 pm |
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I'm gonna get medieval on his arse. |
- Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction |
_________________ <a href="/forum/donate.php">[Click here to donate to 419Eater.com]</a> Lead Support Contact for Missing Posts - (pm me)
bank kills
Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner
Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007
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wayne
Account closed at users request
Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:03 pm |
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Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat. |
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I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum. |
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'Cause I don't get mad I get even
And it's my desire, what I believe in |
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Shes a one woman wrecking crew
Playing the part of an ingenue
Here in your personal tragedy
Veiled in a false innocence, so clever
The poison catalyst of your self destruction |
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Spudz
Elite Baiter
Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1173
Location: --4--
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:25 pm |
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Chopper Read wrote: |
I haven't shot anybody since 1992, and even then I didn't do it, |
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_________________ Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.
NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER
YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?
x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about |
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Baldrick
Master Baiter
Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:12 pm |
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"You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be led"
Oliver Hardy |
_________________ Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
NOW WALK MAJESTICALLY LIKE A LION TO YOUR WU OFFICE (williams wilcox)
I love the idea of the Security verification code (Freeborn Moses after 1143 answers)
SWING INTO ACTION EMBLIND (in a subject line) |
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:38 pm |
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You can lead a horse to water, but if you get him to float on his back, you've really got something.
About an older single person: You can always find a lid for an old frying pan. Granny, Beverly Hillbillies
It ranks right up there with marriage and my first bicycle. Bo Pilgrim |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 am |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:16 am |
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Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Elwood P. Dowd |
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Fakers: many, many, lots; an SSL and a couple of Resellers.
x 6
AH, AH, AH! Two little ! |
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JoeTam
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 am |
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So, you're from Wales? Do you know a man named Noah? He lived in Wales for a while."
Groucho Marx. |
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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
Goat dog |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:43 am |
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UK chat-show host Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee: "What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?" |
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_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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