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Rodus
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Joined: 13 Dec 2006
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 5:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Obviously crime pays, or there'd be no crime: G. Gordon Liddy

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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up

Pith Helmet Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
Sand Timer - 18 mths: Louis

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*My Church*

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Buck Turgidson
419Eater is my life


Joined: 02 Dec 2005
Posts: 490
Location: In The War Room


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:00 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the war room!


President Merkin Muffely, from the movie Dr Strangelove.

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I DONT KNOW YOU AND CAN NOT ERMEBER HAVING ANY BUSINESS WITH YOU SO FUCK OHFF. - Allen George

DOCTOR SAID I SHOULD BRING SOME MONEY SO THAT HE CAN WASH HER WOMB VERY WELL- Rev Joe

I believe that this was done by some imposters or herkers who manipulate mails through the internet. Rev Joe

THANK YOU TO BAYTERZ ALL AROUND THE WORLD, YOUR WORK IS APPRICIATED (joe yet again)
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Licking Dirty Floors


Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 7:04 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Masoud: What's that?
Rambo: It's called a 'blue light'.
Masoud: What does it do, this 'blue light'?
Rambo: It turns blue...


btw, for our german speaking members, an absolutely great site for quotes:
www.unmoralische.de (plus its a great site about atheism too Wink)

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"fuck you and your mumu family for ever andv ever, you go die for bicycle accident this year" Hitman to Usm4n B3ll0
"once again thank you for the disappointment and arranged confussion." Barrister Ise
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Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 9:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Don`t Know wrote:
"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."


Robin Willians wrote:
See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.


Billy Connolly wrote:
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.


Albert Einstein wrote:
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That's relativity


Oscar Wilde wrote:
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

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Master Shake
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 23 Oct 2006
Posts: 63


PostPosted: Sat Feb 03, 2007 11:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Hugh Downs wrote:
"I grieve for the type of person who may be so baffled or battered that he wants to surrender his sovereignty to some guru or some government."



Me wrote:
I can't die! My snooze alarm still works!


Mater Shake wrote:
The Highlander was a documentary, and the events happened in real-time!
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Nietzsche wrote:
God is dead.

A few years later:

God wrote:
Nietzsche is dead.

But most importantly:

Breddan Butter wrote:
Get back to baiting!
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru


Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:29 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Arthur Koestler wrote:
The ultimate truth is penultimately a falsehood.


Douglas N. Adams wrote:
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."


Douglas N. Adams wrote:
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.


ME wrote:
I have but one voice; if I shout to the world, no-one will hear me. If I speak with my friends, someone will listen.

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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

For every action, there is an equal, and opposite reaction.
Newton.
Mission Accomplished, stay the course.
Bush.
Rolling Eyes

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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's [email protected]
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Sandy Cheeks wrote:
Get a job!
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llamedos
Been There, Done That


Joined: 04 Jun 2004
Posts: 2690
Location: ^^^ Wherever the other side has gone to


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 9:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

PTerry wrote:
A lie will travel around the world before the truth has got its boots on

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Barrister Addo Williams: I want you to know that I am not impressed with your performance towards this project.
Mattins Wilson: ...and they stated morken me and tarfing at me as if am a full, so please it is enough OK. /AND/ I promise you for all this furffring that you are furffring to me <--- No, I haven't a clue either
Peter Ovdo: I want you to have trust in me that all is ok as stated in my last mail to you which i wrote in big letters

Ethel Gnassingbe: FOUK YOU AND GO TO HELL

"I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up"
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Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8633
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

When I die, I want to die like my grandpa did, peacefully in his sleep......not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Unknown Confused

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Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:30 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

George Bernard Shaw wrote:
The more i see of the moneyed classes, the more i understand the guillotine

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"


Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 12:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

David 'Ginger' Walls wrote:
Any man can make a mistake, for every discovery that he makes

Bruce Dickinson wrote:
I know I should be lonely, but there's too much going on

Bruce Dickinson wrote:
Nothing lasts forever but the certainty of change

Chris Dale wrote:
An early bird is prone to catch worms, so always stay in bed to last

Ozzy Osbourne wrote:
The only kind of black magic I know anything about is a box of chocolates

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"YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND SON OF A BITCH" - Barrister Melodie Bekee

"If your bait does not cause an ethics thread, you are not baiting hard enough." - YeaWhatever

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Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 1:35 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Cartman wrote:
Well, I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 whole hours and I don't feel like a lesbian.


Cartman wrote:
Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000


Cartman wrote:
The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye


Quote:
Cartman: Butters will give hand jobs in the corner for a dollar.
Butters: Sure! I'm good at all kinds of jobs.

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Charlie Muggins
Master Baiter


Joined: 21 Jan 2007
Posts: 118
Location: A place where happiness reigns, and music plays ever so loudly.


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:06 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Well,let them eat cake


Mr Kipling

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I promise to stop requoting the previous post in full when I post myself. I really do know that is totally unnecessary because I've read the Forum Guidelines.

How long do I have to stand in this corner?


Dont Trifle with me, Custard!.....
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DizzySteinway
Annoying Stuck-Up Cow


Joined: 10 Aug 2006
Posts: 222


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 2:16 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Helen Cooper: Are you unhappy working here?
Joy Merryweather: Is Pavarotti fat?

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"DR RALPH IS A DOCTER YOU CAN RELY ON I NEVER FAILED IN MY MEDICAL DIAGNOSIS " - Dr. Ralph MD, esteemed doctor, purveyor of prostitutes est. 1977

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lotta
Baiting Guru


Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 3:44 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
I'm gonna get medieval on his arse.


- Marcellus Wallace in Pulp Fiction

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Alan James Watson (AKA Bi Gal, AKA Big Al, AKA De Master Yoda) -2007, 2008, 2009, 2010 "Doos of the year" award winner

Frederick Fokker:
"I am giving you about a month to get your act together, i am cutting you and the eater a bit of slack"
Dec 11, 2007

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wayne
Account closed at users request


Joined: 05 Dec 2005
Posts: 3630


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Life's a bitch, and she's back in heat.


Quote:
I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum.


Quote:
'Cause I don't get mad I get even
And it's my desire, what I believe in


Quote:
Shes a one woman wrecking crew
Playing the part of an ingenue
Here in your personal tragedy
Veiled in a false innocence, so clever
The poison catalyst of your self destruction

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Spudz
Elite Baiter


Joined: 22 Nov 2006
Posts: 1175
Location: --4--


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 4:25 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Chopper Read wrote:
I haven't shot anybody since 1992, and even then I didn't do it,

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Javed Main:I received your e-mail message but cannot read very well due to the injection I took last night/Please for Gods sake i would'nt like you to address my bank as feck/You are a priest and you are bold enough to tell me that you took 3 bottles of the finest whiskey/Please i am not ready to take more of your insult.

NIGERIA HE GOAT
IF YOU EVER SEND THIS TYPE OF THINGS TO MY EMAIL;; I WILL SHOW MY SELF TO YOU BASTAD NIGERIA HE GOAT....F*CK OFF AND DIE OF UNGER


YOU ARE SUCH A NONENTITY, I NEVER KNEW PEOPLE LIKE YOU STILL IN EXISTENCE. WHAT AN INGLORIOUS BASTARD ARE YOU?

Closed lad accounts x 10-2x33/8 you do the hokey cokey and you turn around and that's what it's all about
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Baldrick
Master Baiter


Joined: 15 Mar 2006
Posts: 193


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 7:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"You can take a horse to water but a pencil must be led"
Oliver Hardy

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Ben fool, I think I have heard enough of this, I will tell you how stupid and idiocy you are later. Just give me some days. (Dr. Lowell)
idiot (Dr. Lowell 7 weeks later)
I'm Still your friend, we are not enemies, but you sound like a professional fraud man or FBI. (Freeborn Moses)
we build relationship and watch it going up am a woman i need you to be at peace first not so wild like animal. (Mrs. Elizabeth)
NOW WALK MAJESTICALLY LIKE A LION TO YOUR WU OFFICE (williams wilcox)
I love the idea of the Security verification code (Freeborn Moses after 1143 answers)
SWING INTO ACTION EMBLIND (in a subject line)
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru


Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551


PostPosted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 8:38 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

You can lead a horse to water, but if you get him to float on his back, you've really got something.

About an older single person: You can always find a lid for an old frying pan. Granny, Beverly Hillbillies

It ranks right up there with marriage and my first bicycle. Bo Pilgrim
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Corona
Eater's sweetheart


Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8633
Location: On ya left!


PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 3:58 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The second mouse gets the cheese. Wink
--I don't know!

My Paw Paw use to say this:
I haven't had this much fun since the pigs ate my little brother. Laughing

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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb


Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41


PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:16 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Well, I've wrestled with reality for 35 years, Doctor, and I'm happy to state I finally won out over it.
- Elwood P. Dowd

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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.


PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 4:19 am Reply with quoteBack to top

So, you're from Wales? Do you know a man named Noah? He lived in Wales for a while."
Groucho Marx. Confused

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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's [email protected]
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Tommo Shanter
Swiss Toni


Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5379
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides


PostPosted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 10:43 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
UK chat-show host Mrs Merton to Debbie McGee: "What first attracted you to short, balding millionaire Paul Daniels?"


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"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah

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