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Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 3:20 am

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Always go to other people's funerals; otherwise, they won't go to yours.

Yogi Berra.

Yogi Berra to the wife of the then Mayor of New York City;

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Mrs. Lindsay - "You certainly look cool." - Yogi Berra - "Thanks, you don't look so hot yourself."

Posted: Mon Aug 13, 2007 4:38 am

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Officer: You look a bit dazed, you been drinkin?
drunk: Officer, you look a bit glazed, been eatin donuts?

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Too many Doctors, no enough patience

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C'mon, we got places to go, things to see, and people to do

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hey, get that screwdriver out of your ear, you don't know where that ear's been

thats all i got for now Razz

:)Phil

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:09 am

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You can only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- unknown

Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:25 am

The politically correct version of Neil Armstrong's famous words:

"That's on small step for person;
One giant leap for personkind."

Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:45 am

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Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.

- Sharon Stone
Razz