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Wright B Hindyou
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Joined: 11 May 2004
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 3:56 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
It works in practice. But will it work in theory?

- anonymous EU official

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"bastard like you, I will kill you with my hand, son of nobody. May your soul rust in help." - Titi Andrew

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"THIS YOUR BEHAVIOR IS IRELEVANT AND CROSPOLOS CARACTER" - Madam Clarrise Keita.

"you must speak beter because we dont train mad people in this company." - Incredible Self-Baiting Pastor Joe
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PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 11:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think.

George Carlin

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Herb Sewell
419Eater is my life


Joined: 19 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:50 am Reply with quoteBack to top

My Personal Favorites:
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Dooohhhh, Kelly Clarkson! - Steve Carrell


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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:57 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^^^

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I want to meet sara


B. A. Ware <-- he said that in front of his wife too.
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Corona
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:11 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Imagination will often carry us to worlds that never were. But without it we go nowhere.


Wink

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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:20 am Reply with quoteBack to top

"BOOM! OK, run"!

Joetam

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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
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ol-fishinbait
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Joined: 10 Aug 2006
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Location: Not where the 419-ers think I am ;-D


PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 8:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Wendy Northcutt wrote:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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DuraLex
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Joined: 28 Mar 2007
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 9:03 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
There are no Americans in Baghdad.

Abdul Said Al-Sahhaf - former Iraqi Minister of Information.

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"Listen to me mr , you have also insulted mr personalty and you have also misspelled mr name , am nor santana,santodo my name is prof charles soludo."
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Joaquin
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Joined: 14 Mar 2005
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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Lady Nancy Astor to Winston Churchill:

Quote:
If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee


Churchill's reply:

Quote:
If you were my wife, I'd drink it

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after waiting at the airport for 3 hours i did not see you, i was there till the last pilot came out, what is the position , are you in belgium or still in usa pls write me back , am confused - Patrick Williams

you must be a mad man why can,t you understand simple language it your
stupid mother that have head like that of sadam hussien that was hang
may your mouth bend to your back idiot i am helping you and you are talking trash.
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Master Shake
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PostPosted: Sat May 19, 2007 2:15 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Kevin Bacon (From the movie Tremors) wrote:
We plan ahead. That way we don't do anything today.
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Joined: 25 Apr 2007
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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:14 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Television is the opiate of the masses ~ Mixture of Marx and me (had to bring him up to modern times anyway!)

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PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2007 5:21 am Reply with quoteBack to top

George Bush:

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The enemy never stops thinking up ways to hurt the American people, and neither do we


O deah..... there are plenty more where that came from..

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:05 am Reply with quoteBack to top

coronalight wrote:
Quote:
A man that makes a beast of himself, gets rid of the pain of being a man.

- Hunter Thompson

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Hunter Thompson.

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Your moms pu$$! smokes ciggarettes, she whistles in the stadium with your Papa's D!@K.
Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life


Joined: 04 Jan 2007
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:47 am Reply with quoteBack to top

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"Psst... hey Guido... it's all so clear to me now... I'm the Keeper of the Cheese... and you're the Lemon Merchant... and he KNOWS... that's why he's going to KILL us... and we have to get away before he sets loose the marmosets upon us... DON'T WORRY LITTLE MISSY!! I'LL SAVE YOU!!"

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Only two things are infinate, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

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B.L.Z. Bubb
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Joined: 23 Feb 2005
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 9:02 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ The only time I remember marmosets in a mad rant was in Ren & Stimpy... Is that where its from? Confused

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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)

"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...

"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.

Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.

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Kickstart
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 11:38 am Reply with quoteBack to top

^^^ DAMN on the nose! It was the Lemon Merchant and the Marmosets for me...

ps without searching.. what is a Marmoset?

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B.L.Z. Bubb
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:03 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

A small monkey-looking thing?

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"i will search for your mother.I will like to feed my own crocodile with your mum for christmas. GOAT FELCHER!" - Nicky Don (Who couldn't even write his own insults!)

"Please note for your information i am not boner,my name is bona Williams." - Reminded me of Shiver's "Ahoy Matey" quote...

"Maybe we should all just have an orgy and not worry about who belongs to whom." - from 419eater chat. This is what you're missing if you're not in it.

Kids, don't PostWhore for your Orange Name or you'll end up like me. Do the right thing. Donate.

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Marcus Fon Cleanzer
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Joined: 23 Aug 2006
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 12:19 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
Life is a sexually transmitted disease with 100% mortality

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"Please kindly send the money in the name of God." -- Rev Dr Roger Hedges
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DIGITALIS MAXIMUS


Joined: 20 Sep 2004
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 1:31 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

One of my older brothers wrote:
Hell with those farmers! Who needs them? If I need food, I'll get it from the grocery store!

Yes, he actually said this. Embarassed
Yes, he is my brother. Embarassed

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Harry Bawls
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Joined: 19 Oct 2006
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

The last thing a Redneck says before his death..............
Quote:
Hey Ya'll....watch this!
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Kabuto Sama
Master of Master Baiters


Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 577
Location: In Pula pe Bega


PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

"Timeo Danaos et dona ferentes" - Virgilius
Very Happy
old translation: "Beware the Greek that brings gifts"
Laughing
new translation: "Beware the Nigerian that brings millions of $$$"
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:14 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

fillosaurus wrote:
... old translation: "Beware the Greek that brings gifts" ...


Ahhh, errr, "I fear the Greeks, even when they come bearing gifts." Wink
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Kabuto Sama
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PostPosted: Fri May 25, 2007 8:47 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Smile Oh well, old latin is very interpretable. Even by latin-derived languages speakers like me... Wink
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 12:51 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Quote:
We anticipate what's to come, then ignore what's actually here.

Wink

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PostPosted: Mon May 28, 2007 1:31 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Daddy, can I have a cigarette?
Kentucky.

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Nwokeke.
I went to bank. they call police, why you do this to me? I canntsend you anything now.
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