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Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 1:28 pm

Do we have this one who kindly recycles you to another lad?

Quote:

As i told you earlier,my younger brother or cousin per se is so much intrested on you,though i have not given him your contact but he only saw your pictures.Please i want you to first contact via this email for formal introduction- <snip>.Feel free to goo ahead with him,he is a very young vibrant guy,i know u will love him for real.

I don't know why he doesn't want me after all his efforts looking for me in Guinea. His younger brother (or cousin?) would be actually the third one in this bait. The original one was "HD" (see my siggy) who sent his brother-in-law to safari.

These auto-baiting/chain-reaction brothers-in-love make baiting quite smooth. Smile

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 3:27 pm

Nice one N.O.R.A , in this context of a date lad, I don't think we do .. we have had lads pass you on to other lads as common place (barristers etc).
And I have the perfect name ..

The Chain Gang Banger (Gangus nora) Date lad who passes you on to another lad (sibling) who he claims is a better match for you (and doesn't mind sloppy seconds, or thirds). More than likely because he is fed up with the pain you are giving him.

Posted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 11:13 pm

The Regime Changer - A lad who seems to think that the word "Federal" carries a certain cachet and adds credibility to his scammer persona.

Quote:

FEDERAL MINISTRY OF FINANCE ESPANA.
Office of the Minister of Finance, Spain

. . . in order to retain and rekindle our country's reputation on the global map because this recent government dispensation is focused and targeted to relieve all foreign debts as mandated by the European union and The Federal Executive Council (F.E.C), Code of Conduct Bureau and The Federal Ministry of Finance (F.M.F).

According to my understanding, Spain is a constitutional monarchy that devolves varying degrees of authority to autonomous regions, but it is not a federation like the US or Australia. The Spanish Ministry of Finance and Commerce does not use the word "federal" nor does any other ministry.

I have also received email from scammers purporting to be in the UK and working for the "Federal" Treasury. The last time I looked the UK had a unitary political system.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 9:31 am

Don't know whether this has been covered before, apologies if it has Smile

Fastest & least fun Lad on the Shield, (5 mins of C&P the same answer)

Quote:

Session starttime: 2010-08-25 15:37:25(GMT-7)
Session endtime: 2010-08-25 15:42:53(GMT-7)
Answers: 70

Q: Have you used Secure Shield service before?
A: Nope and i will like to know if they are reliable to use
Q: If you answered yes to previous question, how many times?
A: nope i have not used it before
Q: Have you received other type of electronic transfers before?
A: yes i have received
Q: Why are you receiving these funds?
A: Its meant for the Family Arrangment
Q: Are the funds you intend to receive related to any criminal activity?
A: Nope it is not
Q: Will the funds you receive be used for any criminal activities?
A: Nope it will not
Q: Do you have criminal record or are you being investigated for any crime?
A: Nope i have not been into one before
Q: Do you know anyone who is connected to organized crime?
A: Nope i don't
Q: Do you know anyone who is being investigated for a crime?
A: Nope i dont
Q: Do you know anyone who has been convicted for a crime?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Which playwright wrote The Seagull, Uncle Vanya, and The Cherry Orchard?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What do you think is the most serious problem in the world?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What is most annoying or amazing thing about children?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Drinking alcohol and driving a vehicle is a very dangerous combination, when is it okay to do this? Explain your answer:
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you are a man, have you ever tucked your weenie and looked at it in the mirror?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What are the benefits and /or downfalls?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Have you ever broken someones heart?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you had to be at home to recover for a long time, what would you do to relieve the boredom?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Who won the 1987 British Formula One Grand Prix?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: When might it be all right to give only a partial truth?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Do you work on Sundays?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Would you consider the military as a career choice? Why or why not?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Who can you tell anything to?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: How do you inform someone they are being annoying
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Do you have a lucky number?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What do you think are some ways of developing these abilities?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you were a terrorist what color would be your outfits and masks?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: You find a cat in your yard with a backpack full of cash, what do you do?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Do you know anything about martial arts history? What?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What political issue stirred you the most?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Which actor died shortly after staring as The Joker in The Dark Knight?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Who was the first singer to have three consecutive releases reach number one in the UK?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What is your heritage?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: I would like to know the boiling point of tri-isopropylbenzene.
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Do you know someone who is afraid of flying in an airplane?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What one thing would have made your year immeasurably more satisfying?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What are some jobs that children do?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What makes one person more attractive than another?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Would you ever face one of your fears for money?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What kinds of crimes do you think can be prevented? How?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Do you know anyone who has experienced the tsunami disaster?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Where did they work and why did they volunteer?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What are some new pet peeves you have as a result of recent technology?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Does it drive you crazy to read about the same celebrities in the gossip columns?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What makes us such good friends?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Which jobs are over-paid?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: During the past 7 days, how many times did you eat potatoes? (Do not count french fries, fried potatoes, or potato chips.)
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Have you ever seen a female pilot?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Is a half truth really being truthful?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Would it be practical or flashy?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you could be a plant, what would you choose to be?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What could your class do to help victims of a tsunami?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Why do you think so?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Would you consider the military as a career choice? Why or why not?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you could meet any famous person, dead or alive, who would it be and why?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: How was your relationship with your parents?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What is truthfulness?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Have you ever seen an alien?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Which guitarist is known as Slowhand?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you give money to beggars or homeless people, about how much do you give?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Are there any parts of the city where you live which you are afraid to visit after dark?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Have you ever chatted on the Internet?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you bumped your car into another car, would you leave your name and address?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Who was the last person that said they loved you?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: Who is the most attractive in your family?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What kinds of crime are most common in your country?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: How old is a horse when it changes from a filly to a mare?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: If you had one wish, what would you wish for?
A: Nope i dont know
Q: What crimes have you heard about recently in the news?
A: Nope i dont know

Same lad, managed to then stay logged in to the same session and 3 hrs later, enter his 'chat' as answers

Quote:

Q: During the past 30 days, on how many days did you use chewing tobacco, snuff, or dip on school property?
A:
Show Recent Messages (F3)

kehinde jinadu appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in.

kehinde jinadu: i try call the number now but is busy
kehinde jinadu has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.

BUZZ!!!
kehinde jinadu: u there ?
Charles Jextoban: i dey
kehinde jinadu: ok
kehinde jinadu: no call me when u won come online
kehinde jinadu: i just wake up now
Charles Jextoban: My phoen no good
Charles Jextoban: thats why
kehinde jinadu: ok
Charles Jextoban: k
Charles Jextoban: so whats good
Charles Jextoban: /
Charles Jextoban: ?
kehinde jinadu: the acc na insider get am
kehinde jinadu: and i dont know their % yet
kehinde jinadu: when is the mayee ready to transfer?
Charles Jextoban: ask am now
kehinde jinadu: the phone is busy now
Charles Jextoban: kBookmark
Q: What some of the ways can you ride a bike?
A:
Show Recent Messages (F3)

kehinde jinadu appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in.

kehinde jinadu: i try call the number now but is busy
kehinde jinadu has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.

BUZZ!!!
kehinde jinadu: u there ?
Charles Jextoban: i dey
kehinde jinadu: ok
kehinde jinadu: no call me when u won come online
kehinde jinadu: i just wake up now
Charles Jextoban: My phoen no good
Charles Jextoban: thats why
kehinde jinadu: ok
Charles Jextoban: k
Charles Jextoban: so whats good
Charles Jextoban: /
Charles Jextoban: ?
kehinde jinadu: the acc na insider get am
kehinde jinadu: and i dont know their % yet
kehinde jinadu: when is the mayee ready to transfer?
Charles Jextoban: ask am now
kehinde jinadu: the phone is busy now
Charles Jextoban: kBookmark
Q: When is the last time you went to the mall?
A:
Show Recent Messages (F3)

kehinde jinadu appears to be offline and will receive your messages after signing in.

kehinde jinadu: i try call the number now but is busy
kehinde jinadu has selected the "Falling Hearts" IMVironment.

BUZZ!!!
kehinde jinadu: u there ?
Charles Jextoban: i dey
kehinde jinadu: ok
kehinde jinadu: no call me when u won come online
kehinde jinadu: i just wake up now
Charles Jextoban: My phoen no good
Charles Jextoban: thats why
kehinde jinadu: ok
Charles Jextoban: k
Charles Jextoban: so whats good
Charles Jextoban: /
Charles Jextoban: ?
kehinde jinadu: the acc na insider get am
kehinde jinadu: and i dont know their % yet
kehinde jinadu: when is the mayee ready to transfer?
Charles Jextoban: ask am now
kehinde jinadu: the phone is busy now
Charles Jextoban: kBookmark

- From the hitlad mass bait.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 11:56 am

It's always nice to have new contributions ..

The Regime Changer (Federalus lakesidicum) Lad who seems to think that the word "Federal" carries a certain cachet and adds credibility to his scammer persona. Even if the country in question is neither federal nor split into autonomous states.

The Copyist (Sameanswerus Asena) Illiterate lad who gets fed up with answering questions in Secure Shield questionnaire and resorts to pasting an unapologetic 'Nope I dont know' for the last 50 answers.

.. funniest bit about this is the fact he users the word 'Nope' rather than No .. he deserves a slap just for that.

Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 7:32 pm

My turn .. Smile

The Hotline to God (Deliverus godhicum) Lad who truly believes that 'God' is his personal messenger, and prefers to communicate important information via this extremely unreliable medium, rather than just bloody e-mailing you.

Quote:

The Diplomatic attached will travel with it. He will call you immediately he arrives your airport. I hope you understand me.
I will let you know by the special grace of God when the boxes are airlifted.

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 8:33 am

The Suicidal (Hopeforus nutsia) Lad who claims they would rather top themselves than allow themselves to lose face through betrayal. Perhaps a sub species of ' The Jumper'.

Quote:

why i am saying all this is because if you happen to betray me i will rather kill myself, you bear in mind then that you have killed some body some where because of betrayal.

The Lost in Space (Plottus safariicum) Failed safari lads who would rather blame it all on technology rather than themselves being dumb as a box of rocks (or having been soundly baited)

Quote:

the guys did not fail but the GPS fucked up the whole thing

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:14 pm

Quote:

Am alive Anna, If you are meeting with Giovanni that is your business I do not have any business with those Eva killer. bye

What can this go under?

Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 7:22 pm

@Koko.Dk: Hors catégorie?

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 7:51 am

Koko.Dk wrote:

What can this go under?

Not sure if I can glean any particular species behavior from this. If you could elaborate then perhaps we can classify it.

Posted: Tue Sep 07, 2010 8:18 am

From the classic Safari Andrew and the traveling computers .
The Broken English (Dumanglica illiteratus) Lads who break up longer words they are not quite sure about, often changing the meaning of the sentence entirely.

Quote:

You put us in pain, thinking rejected and dejected, i shed tears i never shed ever in my life time at Abeokuta, later God took me to the Lords pray the portion that says
"FOR GIVE US OUR TRESS PASSES AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO TRESS PASS AGAINST US"

FOR GIVE ME MY BUS PASSES SO I CAN FOR GET THE BUS. Wink

The Appealer (Pleadsus tohellicum) Lad who pleads to us that as a Christian he could never be a terrorist, to get out of filling rather long forms. They just cannot accept that there is a lot of red tape in the system and that unfortunately we cannot do anything to get around it. Twisted Evil

Quote:

Please, with all respect, and from my heart, i have no business with terrorist and i am a christian to the core, i believe all the doctrine of our Lord Jesus Christ and will never do anything that will promote terrorism, giving me terrorist interrogation questionnaire to fill, it's an atrocity to my entire life. No body i know that receives money from aboard was given these kind of form to fill.

The Trade Off (Professionus tohellicum) A lad who mixes a lame modality with a lame organization and a lame character, such as a Nun who works for the FBI that acts like a ATM card clearing house.

Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 11:06 am

The Warner (Threatenus nutsia) Lad who makes veiled threats and suggests that his countrymen are capable of doing some nasty things that other counties denizens wouldn't. He obviously hasn't met any Scotsmen.

Quote:

Let me warn you because you don't know the game you are playing, this guys are pure Nigerian Born despite their close to God or whatever, they have heart to do anything.

The "Go On Then" (Wishfulus persistia) Lad who threatens to do something you would just love him to do, just because it would be a complete waste of his time and make him even more of a fool than he already is.

Quote:

i dont have any choice than to email Mr p.diddy to tell him what i have been pass throught here

.. and they did Smile

The Punished (Torturus safariicum) Stranded safari lad who expresses his pain and anguish in fine detail.

Quote:

it is very dangerous out there for me still yet no calls no mails to no how we are doing.i repeat no food no shelter no free movement no good sleep no caring in any way

The X-Man (Cartoonus nutsia) Lad who claims to be fighting the 'giant forces' of an unknown enemy .. possibly Megatron, Skeletor or Magneto.

Quote:

To have more information about my perceived problem and the giant forces i am fighting against. You can click on this link for more information

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:29 pm

The Backchat Boi - he keeps on engaging you on Yahoo chat, even when things have fallen through; when you log on, fragments of chat sent while you were offline pop up.

Bits of Chat Boi - he can't make a single sentence in chat, however you push him.

Quote:

Lad: can you
help me
that
i tell you now
Me: Could you stay on one thing at a time, please?
Lad: ok
Me: Well...
Lad: ok
am in ghana
now
Me: I know.
Lad: can you help me
now
send the fee
today

Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 12:37 pm

Yastreb, we haven'd had a new Genus in a while. Chat lads must have slipped my mind.

How about

Chat Boi (Lat: Chattus)
and yours being

The Backchat Boi (Backchattus yastrebicum) Lad who keeps on engaging you on Yahoo chat, even when things have fallen through; when you log on, fragments of chat sent while you were offline pop up.

The Shit Chat (Minimus yastrebicun) Lad who can't come up with a single sentence in chat, however you push him.

One from me

The Junky (Nulspammus tohellicum) Lad who sends mail from an address he obviously doesn't want to receive any replies at.

Quote:

From: "Addey Femola"<[email protected]>

Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:59 pm

The Downward Slide (Optimus tohellicum) Lads who start of super optimistic regarding their pending deal but slowly loose heart after weeks and months of trying to get you to send the cash.

Posted: Tue Sep 14, 2010 6:16 pm

The Charlton Heston (Epicus godhicum) Lad whose opening scripts read like some biblical epic or a complete plagiarism of a Cecil B. DeMille movie script.

Quote:

It all started with my eldest brother, his name is Musthafa who has born after my three elder sisters. Let me tell you how it happened, one day as he was walking on the road, suddenly he heard a voice calling him by his name “ Mustafa, Mustafa I am the Lord your God”, he looked all around to find who is calling him but he could not find any one except himself in that place. It was a strange experience to him which never happened in his life. Again when the voice came the second time he recognized that it is coming from the sky. Though he came to know the voice is coming from the sky he doesn’t know whose voice it is before he could think about anything else immediately he was surrounded by some power which was like an electric power and led him to a Christian tent meeting where a preacher was preaching about Jesus Christ. The power which was all around him said, to my brother “The one who spoke to you on the way about the same one this man is preaching”. There as that preacher was preaching about Jesus Christ my brother understood that the one who spoke to him was Jesus Christ. There he accepted Jesus Christ as Lord and Savior with a strong conviction as the Holy Spirit of the Lord dealt with him in his Heart.

Just a snippet of the following post ...
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=190872

Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 7:42 am

The Fake Up (Analus nutsia) Weird lad who would make up for your lost love by sending you 2.5 million dollars and his anus for your pleasure.

Quote:

I'm looking for you since last year. why do you live me. i told you that i love and cannot sex any other person. you know that we are gay and it is not easy to find beautiful person like you because you know how to sex me in my anus.

I have affair with Mr Smith who is having sex with me everyday and he pays me 500 pounds for a sex each day. but i don't love him because he does not give me sex the way you are giving me.I have been searching for your email address since last year. but now i have seen it, please forgive me for having sex with another person. i want you to come to me again because i have make some money now.
Sweetheart i want to give you 2.5million US dollar for you to forgive me and use it to start something for life.

.. gulp ..

Posted: Tue Sep 21, 2010 5:05 pm

The Translator (Translatus persistia)Self baiting lad who finally works out how to use a translator, and discovers that your company name is actually a bunch of German swear words.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=191153&start=0&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 11:03 am

may I suggest the following

Hibernatus : lad who suddenly remembers you after three months of total silence.

Posted: Wed Sep 22, 2010 3:06 pm

Quite good .. I think we had something similar .. lets go with it Smile

The Hibernator (Hibernatus moutonblancus) A lad who suddenly remembers you after three months of total silence.

Posted: Fri Sep 24, 2010 7:55 pm

I don't remember if we have the one who is overly sensitive to scam a victim who only needs a phone call to complete the transaction:

Quote:

Dear i have received your email and i want you to know that the last time i called you, you insulted me on phone so i am not going to do that again if you are interested get back to me well i want you to know that i have an option for you on how we are going to finish this transaction.

Posted: Sun Sep 26, 2010 11:56 am

Nice one N.O.R.A .. we have had some surprisingly oversensitive lads. To be honest I don't get how they can be genuinely sensitive given what they are doing.

Quote:

The Prude (Nulcursi yastrebicum) A lad who doesn't like even mild expletives.

Quote:

The Prickly (Haughtius yaslrebicum) A sub-species of the Prude - a Lad who doesn't take to mild insults.

I think we can have ..
The Ear Bashed (Cauliflowerus nora) Lad who has received a tirade of abuse on the telephone and is now averse to ever calling you again.

Quote:

i want you to know that the last time i called you, you insulted me on phone so i am not going to do that again

One from me:

The Caption Competition Entry (Blankspacus galleriicum) Lads who send you doctored photos with a photoshopped white rectangle and some small font text written into it, when you have explicitly asked them to write a message on a piece of paper and have their photo taken with it.

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 3:57 pm

The Slob (Slobbus bustii) Date lad who's hobbies are pretty much 'lazing around doing next to nothing, reading facebook, eating stuff and playing with themselves'.

Remind you of anybody?

Quote:

A good hobbies are meeting quite interesting persons, hanging out, staying
in, being completely satisfied.

The Fear (Scardeycattus persistia) Lads who write threatening letters back to a baiters hit man character as they are obviously scared witless.

Quote:

AS YOU WRITE THIS TRASH WHAT IS GOING ON IN YOUR MIND? YOU KILL BY WHAT GUN? KNIFE? STRANGLE? POISON? WITCHCRAFT? OR YOU EAT? THAT IS YOU ICE, SO THE OWNER OF LIFE HOW DOES HE KILL? THE OWNER OF LIFE TAKE IT WITHOUT ANYBODY QUESTIONING? HE TAKES WITHOUT COMMITTING OFFENSE, YOU ARE IN AMERICA, COMING TO KILL SOME IN AFRICA? DO YOU CONSIDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU BEFORE THE PLANE LAND? DO YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU MAY NOT SPEND $1 ON THAT MONEY AND MAY BE USED ON YOUR FUNERAL , THERE IS TIME FOR EVERYTHING, I HAVE HEARD OF YOU AND ALL EYES ARE ON YOU, THE COUPLE IN UTAH ARE NOT YET DEAD THE EYES OF THE WISE ARE WILD OPEN, IT'S GETTING TO THE END OF THE ROAD, DO YOU EVER THINK THAT ANOTHER PERSON CAN BE DEADLY FAR THAN YOU? WHY DO YOU TALK WITH SUCH CONFIDENCE, YOU HAVE SIGN YOUR OWN DEATH WARRANT, I CAME FROM A FAMILY THAT ARE CONSCIOUS OF SECURITY AND ARE PART OF A SECURITY OF A NATION. MONITOR ME AND I WILL DO SAME TO YOU.
YOU WILL BE THE ONE TO DIE AND NOT ME.
MY EYES IS OPEN.

Posted: Tue Sep 28, 2010 9:12 pm

The Motivator: A Lad whose script is larded with phrases intended to impress and fill with enthusiasm.

http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=191787

Quote:

My friend if you really want to move on toward fulfillment, then you will need to Trust to really get start, perhaps we have already started the process in a way that will lead us to success, few doors to success are marked PULL but most of them say PUSH.

How can you reach fulfillment? .. How can you achieve real success? Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision... know when you feel like giving up, remember why you held on for so long in the first place. The world is round and the place which may seem like the end may also be only the beginning.

Once you replace negative thoughts with positive ones, you'll start having positive results; whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.

Posted: Mon Oct 04, 2010 4:02 pm

Yastreb,
Nice.

Quote:

The Motivator (Ergus yastrebicum): A Lad whose script is larded with phrases intended to impress and fill with enthusiasm.

Another from me

The Boastful (Biggus nutsia) A lad who doesn't baulk when expressing the size of his manhood.

Quote:

I am Dr. FUNG Victor Kwok King

.. maybe not Wink

The Unlikely Lad (Probabilitii tohellicum) Ignorant lad who would suppose the US department of homeland security would trust their nations wealth to a small branch bank in Kuala Lumpur.

.. Probability zero percent .. That would be the banking equivalent of putting your 'knob' in the hands of a maniac who's wielding a large pair of scissors in a threatening manner.

Quote:

Anti-Terrorist Division & Financial Surveillance
U.S Department of Homeland Security
Federal Building, Washington, D.C. 20528

FINAL NOTIFICATION / WARNING FROM US DEPARTMENT OF HOMELAND SECURITY
This is to officially notify you that through our intelligence monitoring network that the time given to you to procure the needed International Clearance Certificates has elapsed. I hope you have known that your fund has been hold responsible by this agency waiting for you to legally obtain the transfer approvals for international confirmation of the transfer to your bank.
Furthermore, the new measure adopted to guide against the wrong deeds by unscrupulous elements of Central banks and other commercial banks especially African Banks AND European Banks who had unleashed untold hardship to the Clients/ Beneficiaries in the pursuit of their payments.
WARNING: We have every reason to suspect anyone as such ghost Inheritance Beneficiary/ Contractors, who in collaboration with unscrupulous bank officials of our diseased parasites and corporations to transfer funds without a proper verifications and confirmations of International Clearance and Approvals will be suspected as Money Laundering for Terrorist acts and the said transfer will be automatically cancelled without delay.
Therefore, the new measure adapted to safeguards the responsibilities for the release of your fund had been shifted and handed over to the RHB Bank Kuala Lumpur Malaysia as signed and agreed officially with the World Bank Auditors in order to correct the wrong deeds of previous paying banks.
Meanwhile, we has already make a fresh arrangements and issue a new brand payment instruction to the authorized paying bank RHB Bank Kuala Lumpur Malaysia in your favor in order to guarantee the release of yo ur payment without failure as authorized. For your immediate confirmation, we directed you now to urgently contact the authorized paying bank immediately for the immediate processing and release of your payment as stated below:-
Contact person:-
Dr. Philip Albertho
Head of Head of Transfer Dept Of RHB Bank Kuala Lumpur Malaysia

.. He's not just the head of .. he's the 'Head of Head of', or The Big Head .. or the Head Cheese ... *snort*