Tina the Chicken Farmer

By joining our community you will have the ability to post topics and access other forums reserved for members. Registration is quick, simple and absolutely free. Join our community today by clicking here.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 4:27 am

Ain't she though? I like my women with no neck and an extremely large head. Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^ The 2 tone skin colour has always been my fav Very Happy

Let's see if she can keep her story straight with Capt Harry

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 2:45 pm

Poor Andy is so confused about the Tina's that he's sought the advice of his co-captain and trusted friend, Harry Azcr@c. Aka, weaselhunter. Twisted Evil

Tina 1

Quote:

Puffin love, how are you doing tonight, I got message from your friend captain Harry, and am so happy to hear from him even glad to know someone reasonable kind of man like that with you. Honey all you need is trust because relationship has to base on trust, believe and understanding. I want you for real and no one but you, I know you are the best man for me and I promise you that you won't be sorry or be disappointed.

ETA:

Dear Tina,

I did give Harry your email. He's been very concerned for me and wanted to talk with you. He's trying to help me sort this all out. I hope you understand. He's a really good and trusted friend.

Love,
Andy

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

GTmama has been gracious enough to share her lad with me. Enter Capt Harry Azc@c:

Quote:

Hello Tina : My name is Capt. Harry Azcr@c and although you don’t know me, I know you very good. I am Andy’s shipmate, his co-captain and most important, his dear fiend and he has confined in me all the details of his relationship with you. Andy and I have no secrets and always ask advise to each other. I am very concerned for him.
I need to protect my friend and I need to know what is going on. He is confused and depressed and I am afraid for him. He has saved his money all his life and has dreams of this chicken and swan farm with you. I can tell you there are many beautiful woman on this boat all the time, and he can have anyone he choses. He is handsome and has plenty of money to keep any woman happy all her life. Will you be a faithful wife to him? Will you promise to love and keep him happy? Answer these questions because I have some suspicion and hesitation, and you must convince me otherwise before I give him my blessing to continue his relationship with you.
I will be waitying for your reply

Tina is quick to reply with her re-assurances:

Quote:

Hello captain Harry, I'm glad and so much happy to hear from you and know someone reasonable responsible and a good listener friend with Andy, I believe I will know you more than this and in person and real soon. Yes I may not know you right before but now we have known each other through Andy and I want you to know that Andy is a real and the best man I ever seen he is the best song I haven't compose, very special to me and I will do all my best to be his wife until death do us apart. Am for real and he knows this but its something that happened suddenly some weeks ago that makes him think otherwise on me. I love him I want him and I want him to be the last man in my life no one but Andy.

Yup...that's me... reasonable and responsible. Wink

But the dear old friend Capt Harry needs more detail... He's a bit slow. She will need to explain this WHOLE story again to me

Quote:

Hello Tina: Thanks you for you quick reply. That is a step in the right direction for trust and to shows me you are caring for Andy. I would like to know some more about the plans you are making for the farm. Andy tells me their is an imposter fraudster that has become involved. This concerns me greatly.

(Un) fortunately, the captains grammar and spelling kinda sucks Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Tina has been quick to reply to me each time I have emailed. She definitely wants Harry to believe and trust her.

Quote:

Thank you so much for your concern Harry, you are so nice to know and meet in person. About the farm I think Andy would have tells you a lots on it, but now all we need to do is to just pay lawyer bills and start working on it and am very sure within short period of time it will be in order and we get it all while after all that its going to change to our name as husband and wife because as what lawyer told me beneficiary will take over and it will beer the name of me and my husband.

I emailed her back saying Andy is ready to send the money, but not so fast...Capt Harry needs assurances.

Quote:

Hi Tina: Yes, Andy has told lots about the farm. He is very excited about this life. Andy tell me you are from Dallas and is now in west africa sorting out details of your dads farm. My family is also from Texas, My parent was a cow and bull farm so I was spending much time helping. We had a rooster that didn't crow. Our cow farm was in Longhorn Texas which is part of Bexar county. Do you know it? I think we mights have somethings in common. We are both Texans and we both care so much for dearest Andy. Tina, I musts say to you I am very worried about the lawyer you uses. Is he a honest and trusty man? Andy is worried that he is fooling you and wants only your money. And what about the imposter? This is what is worries both me and Andy. I will do anything to protects my friend!!! We are going for shore leave today for stressing relief and Andy wants to find a place to transfers the money. I advice him no, not yet until we are all very sure of the trusty lawyer. Tina, you are also my dear friend now and wants to protect you both.

I guess we can let her stew for a couple days.

Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 5:27 pm

^^^

Andy isn't replying either.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^ Even though Andy and Harry are not replying, Tina has sent me 2 emails in less than 24 hours. I think Tina is now convinced that whatever Harry advises to Andy is gold.

Quote:

Friend

Harry , thank you for been a part of this relationship (the pleasure is all mine Smile

), please talk to your friend Andy I'm honest sincere and trustworthy who deserve a good man like him, I choose him and no one else. This is the time I need him and he doesn't have to think of anything again because I have made this clear to him and I think that he should believe and even you Harry, because I believe that both of you have seen that this is real and there's no time to waste because God has his purpose in this relationship he brought us together unexpected among of the men and women around the world, so please Harry talk to him, you are in the right position to make this come back to normal.

I don't think Harry is quite convinced yet. Maybe a re-assuring email from lawyer lad is in order? Smile

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 4:41 pm

Did someone say "lawyer"? DCH, Pllc is always happy to be of service.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

^^^
Yea... I think Harry's lawyer should get involved just to make sure it's all "legit" All the t's crossed and i's dotted, oh, and of course all the proper forms are completed. After all, Harry IS looking out for Tina too.

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2014 11:42 pm

^^^^^^^^^^^^
PM me when you are ready for the shyster.

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 12:28 am

^^ Shyster, PM sent!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Andy and Harry should send Tina details of the wonderful shore leave they had this weekend, waste a few more days. Where did we shore leave? Cool

Some place warm and exotic I hope Laughing

After a couple of those emails, Harry will drop the news that he is still concerned and has made arrangements (without Andy's knowledge) that his lawyer (Capone) will be contacting her lawyer for ... well whatever the shyster decides.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

The lad just can't seem to keep it straight....confusion reigns in Tina. Harry got an email from Tina2 this morning. So, Capt Harry emails Tina1 right away.

Quote:

Good morning Tina: I have return after short stay on shore in Bahamas and find somethings that is disturbing to me grately. Tina, when I opened my email I finds email from tin@[email protected]. This is NOT YOU email. I thinks this is from imposter fraudster that Andy tells me about. You say to me to have no concern for this, but I AM VERY CONCERN FOR YOU AND FOR ANDY.
This fraudester now is having my email too. I talk to computer man here on the ship and he tells me sometimes in cafe imposter steals infromation . He tells me no reply to second mail. I do not tell this to Andy becouse I do not want to
cause him stresses and concern, but Tina, I AM CONCERN!!!!!!!!! Please tell me what you advice.Should we have secret words likeyou having with ANdy? I am waiting for yous reply.

Your dear friend Harry

I think an email from my fake lad account to Tina is in order

Quote:

HAHAHAAHAHAHHA FUCKING ASS BOY U BE WASTES YOUR TIME WITH MUGU HARRY I HARKS HIS EMAIL AND DELETES ALL U MAIL I TELLS U PAY FOR YOUR STUPID BEHAVOURE BIG FOOL I WILL DEAL WITH YOU NEXT ,I JUST DEY WONDER HOW YOU FOR SURVIVE. I WILL DEAL WITH YOU NEXT STINKING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU BASTARD BE TELLING UR FELLOW CAFEGUYMAN. DONT TRY PEOPLE WITH GREATER POWERS

Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 4:06 pm

LMFAO!! I wish I could see his face!

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

No reply to fake lad account. I wonder if they canned that account since it was causing so much confusion and turmoil.

I'm sensing lad panic though. Harry got this email from Tina

Quote:

Harry I'm still thanking you for this issue, but am still wondering how did imposter get your own email? Because I have changed my password ever since she is trying to snatch Andy from me and you haven't come up with the issue then, so now she sent you an email, don't you think may be Andy gave her your email address? I want you to shied light to this. Please Harry ask her where did she get your email from, and some other question you can ask her to help the situation out of this mess.

Is she trying to throw Andy under the bus here? Maybe I'm just reading it wrong.

Harry replies:

Quote:

Dearest Tina: I do not know how this is happened. Computer man on ship says fraudsters are smart and sneaky. I speak with Andy and he says he will send you mail shartly, but PLEASE TINA, DO NOT TELL ANDY OF THIS !!!, let us find a solution between yous and me. I don't want my friend Andy to have more worries. He has much love and carings for you.

Your friend Harry

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 2:00 am

Tina 1

Quote:

My love Andy, how are you doing? I understand how you feel and I appreciate your friend Harry too because he was very sound so good and nice on his message he sent to me. Honey just put your mind at rest and let trust reign in this relationship, I believe everything will work out as we want it to be. Believe me I need you I want you in my life and you won't regret of knowing me. I'm trustworthy honest and sincere who is fun to be with.

Quote:

Puffing my love, I'm just siting here can't sleep while just thinking that you have been trusting me and assure me that no matter what you will be there for me, honey please come back to me with your trust believe and strong heart that you have been keeping me don't let my life be miserable here, because anytime I remember that I have you in my life everything about will start to rejoice but now you seems not to believe me anymore and I think I have made it clear to you that this is your real wife and I think nothing more to be disturb us because this is the time I need your support, good caring, and advice because have choose you as my last man last bus stop and last search. Please get back to me I want to hear from you my love.

SWAN

Dear Tina,

How are you dear? I have been missing you so! We were in the Bahamas this past weekend and I thought about you a lot. They have a lot of palm trees there and I couldn't help but think of you on the tree. Have you been emailing Harry? I hope so as he's being a great friend as always! I love the picture you sent to me. You really are a beautiful woman Tina. I love you!

Tina 2

Quote:

Honey i understand all you mean and i want you to understand that i
truly love you and you mean everything to me honey and am going to
love you with all my heart and i will love you forever my love...i
know that you have get hurt several times and that is the reason why
you don't want to trust me and if you don't trust me then tell me how
our Relationship Or Married is going to be without Trust...Honey you
have to understand my feelings for you and i want you to know that am
ready to spend every little bit my breath with you my love...just give
me a chance and do what i asked you to do then i promise that i won't
let you down But loving you forever honey...I Love you with all my
heart and i will always love you my darling future husband

Hey Tina,

I love you too dear. I'm just still trying to sort things out as best as I can ok? Did you hear from my best friend Harry? He said he was going to email you. I hope that's ok. I needed his advice. He's also my co-captain and I trust him a lot. I think you'll like him! Besides, he'll be my best man at our wedding so you'll need to get to know him anyway!

Love,
Andy

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

So Harry has been emailing Tina2 now a couple times. I'm just playing along none the wiser. The last email...I think he said he loves Andy about 16 times Smile

His signoff was the best though

Quote:

Best Regard

Tina Andy

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 4:05 pm

Tina 1

Quote:

PUFFIN,
My love Andy, how are you and how is everything with you over there, am happy so much to hear from you and I can't wait to see that day which I will set my eyes on you in person. You are my future and nothing can ever keep us from our destiny. I miss you more every day. I know you are there with open arms where i will some day finally arrive..... right where i belong.

Quote:

Puffin,
My love Andy,
I am writing this to confess that I am in total love with you Andy, and I don't know what I would do without you. My heart is yours to keep. You are the greatest thing that has ever happened to me and I never want to let go. Every moment we share together I could never forget, and I am simply hanging by a that moment, waiting until the day I can see you and be held close in your arms.

Tina 2

Quote:

I Love you with all my heart my darling husband and i can't wait to see that day to come....i mean Our Wedding Day..Honey yes i heard from your best Friend and i also do reply his message too honey...my love i wish things can work out soon so that you can send me the money to settle things here and come back to the state so that we can make Our Dream come to Reality honey...My love you are the light of my heart and all my life is with you my love...honey i will be waiting to read back from you soon as possible honey...my love i want you to tell me the date you can get the money to me so that i can start planning on coming back to the state okay my darling husband

They love me... they really love me! Rolling Eyes

Andy won't be responding for a while.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 8:45 pm

When are they going on shore leave? Legal counsel needs to know.

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 9:00 pm

Tina 1 & Tina 2 are the same lad! Writing style and punctuation give it away.

Everyone uses the ellipses in different ways and where they place it in a sentence structure that is the finger print in writing style. As you all know, an ellipses used as a continuation of a thought without the words. Both Tinas use the ellipses as a pause, where a comma should be, rather than an unfinished fill in the blank thought. Also note the non-capitalized "i" in the examples below.

Tine 1 wrote:

where i will some day finally arrive..... right where i belong.

Tina 2 wrote:

i can't wait to see that day to come....i mean Our Wedding

Tina 2 wrote:

i also do reply his message too honey...my love i wish things

Tina 2 wrote:

Our Dream come to Reality honey...My love you are the light

See? It's the same lad, uses the same grammatical structure/mistakes. It's hard to notice until you really look.

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

@GTmama

No worries, Harry will say hello and send his love for you explaining your doing the night shift and sleeping all day ( I think it may be depression)

Plus the Tina's will be busy anyways, Harry would like some photos of the chicken farm, and will insist on seeing her lawyers credentials.

Quote:

They love me... they really love me!

was there ever any doubt Laughing

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

Quote:

See? It's the same lad, uses the same grammatical structure/mistakes.

What mistakes? I think it looks perfectly fine to me Cool

Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:41 pm

I really don't think it's the same lad. Some of the ellipses may be similar but Tina 2 uses them much much more often. She also writes long flowery emails where Tina 1's emails are shorter and more to the point. But what's most convincing to me is that Tina 1 was right at the point of having Andy send the money to her lawyer when the break happened. I can't see a reason why she would have purposely set out to confuse Andy at such a critical time in her scam ya know?

I think what happened was one lad was playing Tina and one was playing the lawyer. I was playing along and emailing the lawyer. Tina kept urging me to email the lawyer and I kept insisting that I was. I think he was asking the other lad if I had emailed and the lawyer lad was lying and saying that I hadn't. So I think the lawyer lad intended to pretend that Andy was a liar so he could keep the money for himself. When I forwarded the emails that Andy had between himself and the lawyer, the lawyer was caught in his lie and that's what caused the split. Not wanting to give up in the payday, the lawyer created Tina2 and here we are!

Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 5:58 am

^^^^ You're probably right. I was reading the last post and it just seemed to me that it was the same person. Most lads grammar sucks anyway (mine does, so who am I to talk Laughing

) and it did bother me and made me question why he's spoiling his own bait. I am too tired tonight, but tomorrow I might read the lawyer's emails (first lawyer) then Tina 2's emails and see if there are similarities. I think lad paranoia is spreading back to me~ Razz

419Eater is my life Joined: 23 Jan 2014 Posts: 295

I've been keeping Tina busy the past week or so, while Andy has disappeared. Poor Tina is concerned.

Quote:

Andy haven't talk to me for about 5days now I sent him 2emails and still no reply and I don't know what's going on there with him

The other day Harry sent Tina an email:

Hello Tina my lovely friend... I am writing you this email for 2 reasons.
1. Andy is working the night shift for the next few days and sleeping all day (I think he has some depression issues) He asks me to email you and say he is thinking about you alot and sends his total loves to you.

2. This is a request from me. Tina, even though I am beginning to have some trust for you and are coming on to you as my new friend, I would like to ask you send me some photos of your chicken farm. I am skeptikal man and needs to see with my own eyes. Much love and kisses from Andy!!! Your dearest new friend Harry

Quote:

Good morning Harry, how are you doing there ans hope things are going great with both of you and Andy? I just got your message and sorry for the late response, we have power down and they just brought it back this morning. Yes I will send you some photos of the poetry farm

After a couple days, Tina sends me photos of the "poetry" farm.

Instead of posting them all individually, I made a lovely collage for your enjoyment Smile