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Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

mr R4ndy is sooo happy to have my poker tourny at the conference -

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Normally you are suppose to be maximum 10 in number but your request is a spacial request because you will be the third poker group to present your project thus giving life into the conference .

but...

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present your project to the conference committee for more analysis.

what? how can the other poker groups be better than mine?

Sad

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All you need do is to reserve your rooms in D*** S***l for all 19 persons so that we will complete your registration process but for the special ballroom you will also need to reserve that apart because your rooms will be different from the ball rooms since the conference itself will be held in the hotel premises.

But it will ok be good, because they have one whale of a bar here!!! Laughing

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For their list of the brands of whiskey and tequila i think you will have to contact the hotel in Dakar to find out about more brands but what they gave me was just a few list of what they have.

below is their list-in alphabetical order
Scotch Whisky Brands
Scotch whisky
Single Malt Scotch

Aberfeldy
Aberlour
Allt-A-Bhainne
Ardbeg
Ardmore
Arran
Auchentoshan
Aultmore
Balblair
Balmenach
The Balvenie
Banff
Ben Nevis
Benriach
Benrinnes
Benromach
Bladnoch
Blair Athol
Bowmore
Brackla
Braeval
Bruichladdich
Bunnahabhain
Caol Ila
Caperdonich
Cardhu
Clynelish
An Cnoc
Coleburn
Convalmore
Cragganmore
Craigellachie
Dailuaine
Dallas Dhu
The Dalmore
Dalwhinnie
Deanston
Drumguish
Dufftown
Edradour
Fettercairn
Glen Albyn
Glenallachie
Glenburgie
Glencadam
Glen Deveron
Glendronach
Glendullan
Glen Elgin
Glenesk
Glenfarclas
Glenfiddich
Glen Flagler
Glen Garioch
Glenglassaugh
Glengoyne
Glen Grant
Glen Keith
Glenkinchie

(I cut it off mid-G's, but WOW - talk about your top-shelf establishment!)

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 12:21 am

They are getting shirty with me as they can't find my payment.
I did send it I promise Smile

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

Mr R4ndy continues to by excited and so am I!

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Dear M4rci,
Thanks for your interesting mail and for willing to assist us n the fight against child abuse and racism.

What you have to do is to send all your group members names and passport numbers plus their dates of birth respectively; The we will officially register all of you as a group under your patronage. Like you said i will make an exception as you will be working with me directly on the special arrangements for the ballroom for the poker game.

Oh goodie! that means I don't have to send it in then!

and, he's a caring guy too! -

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Sorry about your husband and please accept our most sinsere condolences.We will have a moment of silence before the conference commence.

how thoughtful!

hmmm big surprise here...

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U can ship down some samples of whiskey

I sure hope someone can help me send this reliably!!!

so a little something else to wet the chops for him...

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I wish everyone I worked with was as easy as you! Wink

- You are so very helpful!

I was thinking since there is so much equipment to carry for our game, is there anyway I can send it ahead of time to you or maybe the convention center ? That way I know it will have arrived there safely and secure. Some of it is rather heavy, and things like our special poker chips are very expensive to be trusting to airport luggage handling. I'd feel better knowing they are there and safe with you.

Also, nothing for sure yet, but thought you might like to know that I have interest in filming our game for American television! I spoke to the producers of the television show I work with now about what we are doing, and they said that there is a very good possibility that they might have corporate sponsors with interest in this - of course it would require a much larger room and additional people, but the money made from the TV show will certainly offset the additional costs. I just need to know that we can get the necessary room to to go ahead with this if the funding is in place.

Again, thanks so much for your time and effort! I grow more excited by the minute! Much like my ex-husband, you are so very kind and helpful. I look very forward to abusing the children with you.

Marci

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:17 pm

Now that the brothers have seen the drinks menu, they can't wait to try and drink their way through the alphabet.

From Randy:

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We are working day and night to make these events a success.

As All my delegates have different nationality passports, he is a little confused:

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we will like to know if you are participating as individuals from different countries or you are participating as a group. If you are coming as a group we will like to know the Name of the country you are coming to represent and the Name of your Organization.

Father J0rgens replies:

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Thankyou for your email. Fundaligi0n is a World Church, and as such our delegates are from different countries. Perhaps we could be
represented by the World flag? (Is there such a thing?)

Please tell us about our hotel booking, as Father Phin3as needs to
make final arrangements.

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:46 pm

I've got a treat for all you fabulous baiters participating in this particular game!

Have a listen to todays show at www.blogtalkradio.com/ibc and you will here Mr B7a1r Und3rw00d (none less than one of the Executive directors of the events) and then we speak to the owner of the Acc0rd Hotel in Dak4r S3negal, ask him for a luxurious room, before getting him to email us his bank details! He emails them within minutes which are now in the safe hands of Alan waiting to be killed and then we call him back to let him know he's live on the radio! He's not a happy bunny! After the show, we get this email!

From: SAVA**AH A**OR HOTEL [mailto:sava**aha**or@mail2webma**er.com]
Sent: 04 November 2007 16:15
To: ************@googlemail.com
Subject: Re: Hotel payment

*DELETED*

KEEP CALLING FROM THE UNITED STATES IN CALIFORNIA AND TRY TO LIE TO YOUR SELF WE NOW PICK UP YOU IMAGE THROUGH OUR DATA BASE WHILE TALKING TO YOU AND WE WILL GET YOU KILL BEFORE THE WEEK COME TO AN END .

WE HAVE OUR GUYS IN MOUNTAIN VIEW THAT WILL PICK U UP VERY SOON AND HAVE YOU KILL CUS YOU FELL YOU ARE SMART WE HAVE YOU PICTURE ON OUR SITTERLITE CONFUGURATION .

BE CAREFULL

REGARDS
THE CRAPS ORGANIZATION

May I say a big thank you to Pyrosoft who assisted in this bait by sending the emails back and forth whilst I was on air!

By the way - its about 30mins in and lasts most of the show...

Enjoy!

NTBS!!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 4:56 pm

"Sitterlite" - no idea why, but when I read that word I chuckled so hard, Pepsi came out of my nose... that whole email was just utter hilarity! Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:06 am

haha, i just got reprimanded for asking him to fix the table on the first page of the first document he sent me Twisted Evil

cheeky beggar

i can't be blamed for things not showing up completely on the page, and them write protecting the document now, can i?

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:32 am

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If you are in the Untied states, then that makes it easier for us.

I have cut to the chase and asked how to book and send my cash. Here is their wonderful website.

http://www.comfortable-hotel.tk/

Do we post it in 'fake banks' etc for killing?

Don't bother with the presidential suite, we have reserved it.

Edit: just noticed under 'buses' that they are doing complimentary tours of.... Sydney!!!!
Shocked

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Fully air conditioned mini-bus shuttle service (CBD/Circular Quay, Darling Harbour, Kings Cross). From International and domestic terminals, with welcome commentary.

I enjoyed the radioshow, if he thinks thats a california accent you should be safe nottobescammed.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:43 am

^^^ It's shut down already Very Happy

Good work to someone

Oh and as for Sydney Rolling Eyes

There is far better places to visit in this country.
Cool

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:48 am

Yes but its quite spectacular for a hotel in Senegal to offer as a daytrip. We stayed in Kings Cross, Sydney, unaware it was a red light district. We reassuringly had our own Police car across the road from our hotel all night.

Click on the link in my post, the website is either still there or resurrected..

I just put it up in fake banks/websites if anyone wants to kill it.

EDIT: No takers, so reported it to freewebs myself.

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

Ah, they certainly know how to add to the allure...
from another page on that site...

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Any curious traveller keen for an African urban adventure, especially one who is not deterred by a manic atmosphere fraught with crowds and beggars, will enjoy a Dakar holiday. Visitors are advised to keep a close eye on their possessions for pick-pockets and petty thieves.

well, at least they're being honest!

the weather sounds charming too:

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winds fill the air with sand

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

I'd been wondering about the California portion, just figured it out - the lads are hitting peacecorp volunteers that have returned home (and others no doubt) and are looking for sponsors to travel to the usa

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:48 am

Oh yeah I forgot Sengal - Sydney was a day trip Laughing

Roy - Kings Cross has been a red light district since the before the last great war Smile

It is also a very interesting place to visit and or stay. I worked as night club DJ there for several years. I even met my wife there. EX now Smile

She was a Paddo girl, Paddington Sydney was a working class environment 25 years ago. Today is trendy and very very expensive.
At night it is one world in the day it's a different world

Sorry for the extrapolations I felt it needs a little extra for those that have never been there. I have also seen discarded needle in gutters.

Shocked

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

I'm in with my 45 kids group from the church of the hallowed bollocks. Still waiting for confirmation though.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:22 pm

Have you checked out the view of downtown Prague from the bar of La Lys@nd3r Hotel in Dakar?

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....The perfect evening begins or ends in the Lobby Bar, a traditional meeting spot for prominent artists, business leaders and Prague�s cultural elite. ....

Hard to get a barstool with all those Czech ex-pats crowding in the place... Laughing

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:27 pm

Is "Samantha Miller" still taking bookings?

I feel the need to visit <strike>Dakar</strike> <strike>Sydney</strike> <strike>Prague</strike> somewhere different.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:43 pm

The La Lys@nd3r Hotel must be a really tall hotel Laughing

I've been lax in writing to Randy since I asked if my group could fill the forms in online. Poor Randy is having computer problems.

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Dear John

Thanks for your mail.Unfortunately our online server proxy is temporaly out of service , we advice you scan the documents and send it to us either by email or fax with the number as you can see the registration processis drawing to its end so i advise you and your group to send us your booking confirmation from Dakar Senegal in other for us to complete your participation formalities.
regards

Unfortunately, I have no fax machine Sad

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Hi Jon,
How are u doing today? I understand that your group have been duly registered to participate in these forth-coming event. I will like to know if you have received all travelling documents to enable you and your group members participate in these event.
Do update me with every step you take with the conference secretary.
Looking forward to hear from you soon.
Sincerely,

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Dear Samantha,

Well, things have hit a big of a snag with Randy. I guess his server is down and we are having a problem with the documents.

I will keep you posted as to what is going on.

Sincerely,

I can't wait to listen to the radio show Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 2:52 pm

Would you believe, there's still room for me and a colleague to attend! How fortunate.

Also, isn't the guy in the middle of this picture the British comedy actor Kevin Eldon?

I hope he's at the conference this year, because we're sure to be entertained!

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:28 pm

Well, they don't write back... I has really hoped to book a yurt, tipi or tent of somee kind, to save money in the African portion....

419Eater is my life Joined: 07 Apr 2006 Posts: 441

Well, they've booked three presidential suites and a family room for my 45 kids group. That's nice.

Anyway, they come up with WU AND bank details right away. I'm sure those have been sent to Alan several times?

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

Well Mr. R4ndy must like my pok3rs....

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Dear Marci
Thanks you for your mail.It is OK you can have your poker game on film , for the conference committee it is already accepted since i am part of the decision making,i have not heard from the State Department but i don't think it is going to be a big deal they will accept it is just normal routine for them to authorize it.

Hmmm - off script and NOT asking for cash...

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But i was wondering why do you choose the conference venue to put your game on tv can't it be done privately?, because in the states it is very very complicated atimes for such games to be on air, but in Dakar Senegal it is very easy as there are no laws restricting anything like having a poker game on tv apart from explicit scenes.that are unauthorized

wtf? does he think we want to play strip poker or something?

But perhaps he is falling for M4rc1's charms?

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It will be my pleasure for us to have dinner together.
I am really looking forward to that day

ya, so am I pal!

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 9:49 pm

Otterfan - with reference to your picture - at least one of that trio is an Australian politician - current Foreign Minister Alexander Downer; the woman strongly resembles retired Immigration Minister Amanda Vanstone (in fact I'd put money on it being her).

Did the Lad provide the picture?

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 10:18 pm

Yastreb: The picture is on the fake website supposedly showing the facilities, schedule, etc, of the conference.

Seriously, do a Google Images search for "kevin eldon". I remember him from when I used to watch TV and he would be in a lot of BBC comedy shows. Total likeness! I did a literal double-take when I first saw the picture on the site.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Photo mystery solved: http://www.foreignminister.gov.au/imagegallery/downer_muselier_vanstone.html

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 11:10 pm

So it isn't Kevin Eldon?

I've changed my mind: I might not be going now.

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