Weird assurance from lad

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 33

Hi,

I just received this very interesting assurance from one of the lads.

Quote:

I want you to assure me that you can handle these funds in godly manner.

I will send you my ID and as soon as I hear from you.

IN GOD WE TRUST

(I have masked the phrase in question because it could easily be searched, since I doubt it's a common turn of phrase anywhere).

Any idea what he's on about? Could he have been educated to offer proof of sweets?[/quote]

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:16 pm

Call to Barr? Confused

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:31 pm

Ask him if it's Cadbury's or Hershey's!! Wink

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 33

I almost asked the lad what he was on about, but decided that it might be better not to let him know that he was talking gibberish, so I responded thusly:

Please be sure to send me as soon as possible. is essential to me.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 6:47 am

Lads have typed some weird things to be sure, and that was definitely one of them! Shocked

I'm dead sure he's talking about the bar association, but that would be a boring assumption. The fact that he's a candy-ass may have been a Freudian slip or something, but that's over-analytical. No, I think you're on the exact right track in asking for proof of candy bar! It's just too good to pass up.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 24 Oct 2007 Posts: 33

Now you mention it, he did claim to be a barrister, and I did request proof of admission to the bar. That must be it.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 7:08 am

^^^ but as you say, it matters not, hit up for proof of candy bar Wink

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

any of them barristers can pass da candy bar but da real gooder ones have to past the crow bar two ok

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:37 pm

Not only will he need to show you proof of candy bar, I would ask for a sample too. Hopefully it is something good.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 90

I always ask the barrista for proof of candy. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 2:40 pm

When you deal with a foreign language (at the beginning of learning it or if you suck) it's common to make this kind of mistakes.
I lost a point in one test because I read "already", thought about "Eveready" (the batteries) and translated it as "always"...
And it wasn't when I was beginning to learn English, hence, I sucked at that time I guess...

Anyway, we should make this the new fad when dealing with barristers. "If you're a barrister, send me proof of candy bar. We don't deal with barristers around here unless we can see proof of candy bar. What kind of attorney are you that don't introduce yourself with proof of candy bar? How can I apply for inheritance without proof of candy bar from my barrister?"

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:40 pm

OMG!! That made me laugh out loud Laughing

Definately post the results of the "proof of candy bar"....oh that is priceless.

Language barrier or not, I think his slip is inexcusable and needs some real proactive baiting for real "candy" proof.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:57 pm

Tell him his proof candy bar needs to be fun sized, fresh and very delicious! And you want it overnighted to you immediately!

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

mmmm-....creamy caramel center!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:56 pm

Any candy bar worth its chewy center will have an RSOT on the wrapper, no closer than 1mm from the seam.... Laughing

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:24 am

Is it possible that someone has baited him before, in de educating him. Obviously if he mentions candy bar, every victim would know its a bunch of crap.

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 1:50 am

^^ "de-educating him.." Like what Pantsface and others started doing to lads. hehehe Very Happy

http://bravodelta.servemp3.com/viewtopic.php?t=89617&highlight=eucalyptizing

I almost forgot about that word... eucalyptizing. Cool