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Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 11:50 am

^^^
Oh I can sound very threatening, ask my kids when they muck up.

Then continue smearing their jelly all over their pajamas after a bath.

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 6:43 pm

Hey, Mister Guyman Murry, answers from your inferior! - I can only repeat that he is, for a hitman, very very patient with the doctor:

Quote:

type out the following below is what i need ok.OR fill it from the moneygram slip.

Reference number:
Senders name:
Recievers name:
Locations:
Amount of money sent:

That is what i need from the moneygram slip ok.Remember if you dont do this you will loose your job and your life in know time so soon ok.

got a feeble threat (at last I understand what he means by "you gonna lose your job ok"):

Quote:

i guess you knew the phones im talking about ok.And type out the mtcn number,senders names,recievers name,location and amount of money sent ok.

you dont have time i guess you are scared when i call you this time i will make you loose your job and thereafter i will take your life ok.

bye .

Still his policy with my computer gal is "threatening her with ugly words to make her work" :

Quote:

have you sent the three laptops i ask you to send to south africa.And if you disobey what i asked you to do i will only call you this but i will kill you be behaeding you.

send them now and give me the tracking number (means to send it is FEDEX courier services ok).

dont waste my time ok

.
Sorry, Murry, you did not stress the point about that special courier service. Crying or Very sad

So I better be quiet one more day.

Posted: Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:29 pm

^^^ tell him Barton told you to use "another" service and you would not want to upset anyone here, especially Barton Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 9:52 am

Updates are following

Lets get ready for a safari

this from our hitman

Quote:

ok i got the addresss now this benin is it the benin in nigeria or the nearest country to nigeria.

as for the phone i also need one too ok.

then tell the dumb ass bitch to send the money or tell her to type out the information and send it as a mail to me ok.

the laptop will go directly as u wishes ok.

play safe men.
DAMA

and this

Quote:

hey johny,
i need some money like say 150usd for something important ok the slip that dumb ass bitch sent me is not clear enough ok.
i neeed some money ok
DAMA

to which I replied

Quote:

Hi Dama

Good work boi

Benin next to Nigeria

Make sure you tell dey mugu to use arcel direct, (Accidental typo by me but never mind) much better than DHL

No problem to get you a phone. ok

Bye
Johny

then I got this,

Quote:

to use arcel direct iight he can get it direct abi.
so how do you send me the phone.see i been worried about money i some money like i told u in the last mail ok.do something boi i need money like 150usd ok.
DAMA

and have just replied with this

Quote:

Hi Dama,

Good morning Dama

We will soon get money and the phone as well as other tings

I have 2 other mugus sending me box of things to my cousin house in
Benin, mobile phones, laptops, after shave, some jewelry and $7,000 US
of cash

if you can pick it up you and hold it for me in Nigeria you can keep
half of dey thing in dey box

It should be there in about a week.

I am still working on some mugu in Australya and wont be there for 3
weeks and I dont want my cousin to keep it for too long cause he will
sell it himself and keep it all if he has it for too long.

Let me know OK

Bye
Johny

Lets see just how Safari worthy he is

I will keep you posted on his progress

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:31 am

Good plan, sounds promising, Murry. BRB later tonight, i.e. your Saturday morning.
Letter to the dumb a$$ b1tch:

Quote:

10:35 (1� Stunden)

have you sent the laptops to the address given to u by me.
u think im fucking joke iight.u wanna recieve a strange call that willl even take the life of that young man in your home.

get beck soonest.

To :

Quote:

10:40 (1 Stunden)
you want your kids missing from school than i will do it.

And, last but not least, the doc:

Quote:

hey, i hope you saw what i wrote you.just give to me the informations in the moneygram page.reference number,senders name,recievers names and location then the amount of euros send ok.

u been watch inside your hospital like a victim who is sick but to kill you.

About time I get to work for him (later tonight). I would love to have him in Benin.
Who is he scamming in Australia? MG, are you victim and hitman in one person? Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:39 pm

^^^ These are some of my personal victims that I have been working on, mostly just to cover my story to him.

It helps to explain;

Why I am in different countries all the time (travelling scamming different people)

Why I go missing for days at a time here and there

Why I am up at unusual hours for a person living in Nigeria

How successfull I am

Why I cant personally pick up things from my Cousin in Benin

Why we cant meet in person yet

The benefits of travelling himself

And why parcells may appear without him doing anything

It seems to be working so I wont be changing it just yet

Just a reminder this is how I started to get him to gain my trust

Quote:

DENNIS YOU FREAK,

I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE SO YOU HAD BETTER BE QUICK TO GET ME BEFORE MY MEN GET YOU.

THE NEXT CAR THAT COMES ARROUND THE CORNER COULD BE FOR YOU.

IF YOU ASK REALLY NICELY I MAY FORGIVE YOU

OTHERWISE YOUR ASS WILL BE FUCKED SENSELESS BY BIG BUBBA

PERHAPS YOU WILL LIKE THAT, I KNOW YOUR MUM DID

That was September 25, still going strong

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:53 pm

Having problems with that other courier (too many pop up ads), I�l try tomorrow.
The doctor has a new idea :Just thinking, I will give him the MoneyGram details...but handwritten on a piece of paper...written in yellow...scanned at a size of about 5 MB Laughing

Hey, even better: For security reasons, i will use a bad printout...writing across the usual black text with a yellow highlighter. Wonder if he will like my professionalism
Six weeks for a single payment is-a- nothing!

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:11 am

Heres some good news

Dennis the Hitman is ready to go on a safari

Quote:

ok,just give me ur cell number and ur cousin number so that i can pick it up ok.and tell when to go and pick it up ok.
DAMA

I do need a volunteer who can sound like a lad and take a phone call from our Hitman.

Any takers, please

Posted: Sat Nov 03, 2007 8:49 pm

I wish I could... Crying or Very sad

I am too polite for this job.
Important QU : MG, do I need to send my "donations" to that special Benin address as well (i.e. to Mr. Simpsoin) ?
Or shall I obey Dennis and send it to South Africa? (not before Monday, of course; the other two money transfers will be taken care of tomorrow via reliable "online banks" Laughing

)

EDIT Sunday morning. Laddie�s been busy, threatening with some flexibility, suum cuique:
Doctor:

Quote:

hey dr,
i think u want me to coming inside the hospital to kill lives and destory the hostipal expensive equipment and set the hospital ablaze becos of u and i dont have the money i ask u to send by tuesday then i will conclude my promise in my part to set the hospital ablaze ok.

Get back to free u.

Secretary receiving the following greetings for her Sunday:

Quote:

Tomorrow is the last day u would set eyes on your kids becos u wanna prove too smart.And i will make sure i behead the kids right in front of u.i will give u a call after killing them and after is ur turn to die.

And the "dumb a$$ b1tch" , computer lady, in an unusually friendly tone :

Quote:

hello dear,
i have u sent the laptops i ask u to send to south africa with that address i gave.

Note:i just too patient with you becos i dont wanna harm you so u have three days now to do it if u fail i will wipe ur family as a whole including the little kid living with u.

Get back on time.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:04 am

Well it seems he doesn't work weekends, so either do I, not with him anyway.

This is my latest to our hitman formerly known as Dennis

Quote:

Hi Dama

i have spent some time with a mugu who is sending some parcels to my
cousin, the yshould be there by no later than Friday,i have used
who I have used before a few times.ok

My cousin doesn't have a phone yet but when the delivery gets there i
have told him he can have one of dey mobile phones from dey box, when
he gets it he will go and set up the phone so it will work, i have
explain to him what he needs to do but he is a bit like mugus,very
dumb, when he sets it up he will be able to call you on your number.ok

To give you directions to get to where he live, i dont know where hes
place is bcos i havn't been there either so we have to get directions
from him.ok

Have you given dey mugus the address for dey boxes that you
organised?and how are you going with dat dumb mugu from the phone
shop,,, you should have money by now, if hot i will contact the
foolish mugu

Let me know what is up ok boi

bye Johny

i have been practicing my Lad with dey mails so, and i am slowly geting beter at writing lad,when i first started i was using good spelling but it is slowly getting better,i tink you will see what i am up to wit dey mugu.

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:15 am

Has anyone taken a pic of someone stood outside their property (or some mates driving by in a car) with a weapon of some sorts, (a pea-shooter, a catapault)

e-mailing the image to the 'hitman' and asking if this is one of his men?

Shocked

Master Baiter Joined: 31 Oct 2007 Posts: 130

^^^^

here's one -

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b186/HustlemanL77/CheneyDriveby.jpg

Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 6:08 pm

Mr T0ny 3r1k must be getting desperate.. What ever you guys are doing to him, keep it up. Very Happy

I haven't heard from him since August and now I get this:

Quote:

NOW LISTEN UP , I WILL COMING ATFER YOUR LIFE SOON OK, STILL YOU REFUSE TO PAY THE MONEY I ASK FROM YOU, BE FAST BEFORE YOU GO DOWN.
now listen, i have decided to save you before contacting you ok.if not that my men wants their balance from me because, i told them that you are not to be killed but they insist. i do not blame them much because, they professionalise on that and thats their job.

now, i need sum amount of money from you ok to pay them back the balance ok. here is the balance to be paid to them for them to leave you ok. not mine. understand be the way i informed you.

now, i want you to know that we are very dangeruos to extent that no one sees us when we operates ok. thats why the politicians and men in power used us instead the force to kill oppositions.

so, be advice from me not to let anyone even your family know about this. as you know, one of them might even be seeing me as am writting to you now ok. so, they can know if you let anyone hears that. i advice you to make this payment without delay because, they are on my neck for now and might act soon. am afraid you have to save yourself.

goodluck

the amount i want you to pay now is, $50,000.00usd. so, i only hope you will understand what i am doing for you now and do not take is as joke or i will leave you with them. my hand not among cause, i just do not wanna kill you anymore ok.

i only wanna hear from you requesting for payment information ok.

And, of course.. It is my good friend, Felchpuppet he is threatening.. Very Happy

Trophy Videos · Posted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 7:19 pm

Felchpuppet is more than a match for this guy! Sick 'em Felch!
Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 10:01 am

It took forever but Dennis has finally gotten back to me.]

Quote:

hello johnny,
wat is going on i can't understand you i ask u to give the mugu numnbers so that i can call them and tell them what to do,so that i will have some money from them.
by the way i still need that fone from and the one laptop as well do u have any mugu to work on as present.
DAMA

BTW

I told him to stay away from Victoria Island for a week and for that week he went to Camaroon, the week has gone and after 3 days absence he's back in Victoria Island again.

I would love to take credit for it but unfortunately he may well have just gone to visit his uncle for some obviously needed scamming lessons.

My reply is here

Quote:

Hi Dama

It is good to see you are back home safe, things should be Ok there
now Boi and it should be safe for while now,ok

I will let you know when you need to be carefull again.

Dama I ask, why did you go to Camaroon when you could have gone to
other place that is closer.

I am working on some new mugus i let you know soon'ok

the parcel tracking tells me dey parcel should be there on Friday when
dey box gets there I will let you now how to get in touch witma
cousin.

can you be there in dey weekend,let me know ok.

bye Dama

be safe
Johny

Get pith hat ready Frumpy as I think our lad is about to get on the move.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 12:06 pm

Ooooo but I haven�t done a thing, honestly! I really forgot about this mugu!
(never mind - just tell him you called my "dumb a$$ b***" again, told her to cancel that South African address and sending all the loot to you in Benin. Are you ready to share with Dennis now?) Wink

I guess your cousin may "need" a kind of tracking number showing the loot to be there on Saturday...let me see how to do this.

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:07 pm

SlapHappy wrote:

Felchpuppet is more than a match for this guy! Sick 'em Felch! Very Happy

OOOOOOOOOOOO! It's not just gonna be Felch now... I think an old <strike>fiend</strike> friend of ours is going to chop his dollar. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Nov 07, 2007 4:21 pm

@Frumpy
Dont be too concerned about not having it right now, I jsut told him it's on the way figuring he would believe me without it.

Here is his latest.

Quote:

sure i will be definitely will be there ok, but i still need some favour from u ok.
i need the mugu cell number to call her ok and i still need some money like to travel kayen ok.

i sure you understand what im talking about ok.
just keep me infrom about the whole deals.
DAMA

Anyone want a real call from a fake hitman?

@ Weasel
They do like their dollar chopped, Dennis and I are best of friends now that I am helping him to recover the money I chopped from him.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:29 pm

This just sent to Dennis,

Quote:

Hi Dama

I am in a huge hurry,

On my way to UK, let me know when you are in Benin

I will get back with new mugu on Saturday. OK

Bye
Johny

Fairly simple lazy way to get him to move on my part, just interested to see if he moves. of course if he doesn't move I will then go to more effort.

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:38 pm

Hey Murry, why not saying that ordered her to send everything to Benin (which she has just done) ? So nothing to South Africa, but everything to Benin to you or "your cousin". Should Dennis be angry about this then Bart is to blame Smile

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 12:54 pm

Good thinking,

I will use that if he doesn't get off his arse, I am just trying to avoid the question of phone numbers and send me some money to travel, more than anything so I am going missing for a day or so if things go well.

Hopefully his next email will be from Benin, wishfull thinking but lets see.

Either way I am going to have to start making up excuses and blaming him for the problems of course, I am only trying to help him

Edited to add update
There is about to be another baiter join the fun as another new victim.

I have just sent Dennis this

Quote:

Hi Dama

Just about to board but i found this present for you

Kxxxxxxx xxxxxski ([email protected] ok

I will give you infos soon ok

Bye Johny

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 1:56 pm

Ooh, I hope I'm not gonna get killed by some nasty hitman... Might have to get some of my mafia contacts to help me out...

Posted: Thu Nov 08, 2007 11:39 pm

Murry, I have followed the suggested modality.
Email from lad:

Quote:

2007/11/8, .uk>:

i just need to wait and set the home ablaze so that you won;t be alive to tell the story ok.
bye

Answer from :

Quote:

What do you mean?
I sent these laptops and mobiles to who called me to send them to Benin and not to South Africa. Do you not call me ever again now!!!
I have done everything that you wanted
Now leave me in peace!!!!

Was this a bad idea? Well you had already prepared the grounds, now I offered him a little stick prodding in his back to go to Benin.
Hopefully a good intention will pay.

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 8:49 am

@Frumpy

It must have been a good idea, read on, you'll see why

@Sek

Your about to have a great time with Dennis, he is very dumb so it seems, just remember dont question anything he tells you about yourself and be sure to let him know every so often that I have called to threaten you.

He wants a phone number of his mugus which I normally tell him is not a good idea, if you do want to recieve some calls just let me know and I will pass it on to him.

Latest emails are below in order,

I told you he would ask for money

Quote:

hey johnny,

what is going on i need money ok, now tell me how do i get to BENIN with money on my pocket.the dr johennas and the two ladies y introduced to me are no longer responding to me or u ask them not to write me ohh come on i though we are partners in this and now u turn around to stub me on the back. (You may soon see this in my siggy line)
Johnny is not fair ok.

i saw the mugu id you sent me so what are the info to back up the fmt.

tell me

i need some money i told you before now.

the phone becos i my cell phone is bad ok.the laptop you are sending to your cousin in benin too i guess u understand that i need one too.

DAMA

My reply,

Of course it is his fault

Very presumptious of me but, why not

Quote:

Dama,

Please if i want to chop dey dollar i dont have to help you with dey mugu

The laptops you ask to be send are going to Benin to my cousins house you can pick it up from there, as i say there is cash and laptops, some mugus that i work on myself are sending things there as well over the next week.

How can you say i stab you in de back, i am offended now, i start to think you have got money from dey mugu and not share with me, i give you details if they stop contacting you then you need to contact them back and find out what is happening..

I give you dey mugu dis morning, she is 26 and she is working on a boat, dey home town is in dey UK

please stop acusing me of chop your dollar and get on with business, there is money that i share with you in the box that should be in Benin later today.

Have safe trip Dama

Bye
Johny

I think you will like this one from him

Quote:

ok,i was surprise that the scaring dumb stop writing so i waz wondering how come but i still not happy with you becos i ask you to give me their number which you refused.

now i need your cell number in case im their with your cousin how can he know that we are together ,you need to talk to him too.

do you have the mugu cell number you gave me yesterday?.becos i need to contact her ok.

Let us work as i team ok i will be their in benin ok,. (Music to my ears)this is my number +(I have removed the number but if anybody has a genuine need for it I will provide it) contact with it.but i still need more info to convience that bitch contact you gave me now.

Just thinking while I am posting, anybody want to be my cousin?

I will reply shortly and Sec I will be giving a little more information about you when i do.

I will update here when I send it.

BTW, current location

Starcomms Nigeria Limited
address: Plot 1261, Bishop Kale Close, off Saka Tinubu
address: Victoria Island, Lagos Nigeria

Ok, my reply

Quote:

Ok,Boi,

Listen carefully, i have to be quick i explain later.ok

dey mugu is 26,ok she work wit dey navy,

she was marry but he died she is spending most of time on dey boat so
sometimes she does nortreply for a while.ok

i get more infos for you and let you kno.ok

bye joh

Posted: Fri Nov 09, 2007 11:43 am

Great!

If you may need a cousin of yours studying or living in Alemannia then i will be happy to call him if needed. I can hardly act like a guyman... Crying or Very sad

Maybe before he goes (if he has not done so already) he might write to my other 2 victims (has not done today so far though) ...they could act very surprized like "what do you want? you called me, it is transferred to Benin as you ordered me, Mr. S1mps0n! Do not call me again, you nightmare!"...but maybe this will work only once and not three times.
Murry, my computer lady also sent some cell phones, I hope you won�t mind.

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