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Jeff
Elite Baiter
Joined: 28 Jun 2006
Posts: 1621
Location: Gilligan's Island
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:12 am |
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Occasionally I get a laugh from a lad, infrequently but savourable.
(1) Iraq sergeant trying to get money out.
"When we searched their car we found they had starched huge amounts of cash in there"
(2) Barrister.
" I am antisepting your reply"
Bless their little cotton socks, it's a pleasure to inflict disappointment. |
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veruca41
papparazzi
Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:12 pm |
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I was nosing through the Nigerian online newspapers and found this little gem in the Education section of the Tribune:
After establishing itself as a leader in the delivery of university education in the country, especially in Sciences and Social Sciences, Bowen University, Iwo is set to spread its tentacles to the medical sciences with the establishment of its College of Health Sciences.
Spread them if you must... |
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Bigglesworth
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Timbuktoo
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:35 pm |
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@veruca
Let's be grateful the article didn't say "spread it's testicles". |
Last edited by Bigglesworth on Sat Nov 03, 2007 1:40 pm; edited 1 time in total |
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