What's the worst thing a Lad thinks you did?

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:35 pm

We've probably all tested a Lad's morality by telling him that we've done something criminally or morally wrong to raise his funds...

So, what's the worst thing that a given Lad thinks you did to raise money?

told :

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This is what I'm going to do to get your money. A guy I know offered me ten grand to replicate a scene from his favourite on-line porn. It's something called a Suzi Fest. It involves blow jobs and him spanking me while he tells me how worthless whores deserve to be punished � and then he @#$%s me in the ass. It won't be nice.
If that's not right by you, say so now.

Anyone else want to confess?

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:40 pm

^^I'll bite, here is my dark serial killer starter letter that so far has been wasted on a vlad that has yet to read it, she just keeps asking for money.

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I am so sorry for not writing you sooner but much has happened in my life over the past month. It all started shortly after I wrote you last. I was walking my German Shepard, Caligula, and he got away from me, running out onto the highway. He was promptly run over by a Semi-truck. It didn't kill him right away. So I rushed him to the local Vet. The Vet gave him some pain killers and tried to help him as much as he could but in the end all he could do was ease his pain before dieing.
I took Caligula home that night and I couldn't bear to hear his moaning. The neighbors were not home so I took him over to their pool. I bound his legs with electrical tape and held him under the water until he died. I buried him that night.
It took me awhile before I could even turn on the computer again because my background was Caligula's picture. I would cry staring at the picture and thinking of the times we had together. It wrenched my heart from my chest every time and thinking back on what I had to do to ease his pain.
I am just now starting to get over this dark spell on my life and am able to write you again. Please forgive me for not writing you sooner but I hope you can understand.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:41 pm

I once told a lad that I stole the kids milk money fund from the local school to raise the funds for him.

Suzi Fest, huh?? So how did your lad react? Mine seemed to think my supposedly criminality was a good thing.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 44

My (female) character is a tough business woman, she wrote her lad:

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... my stupid driver dented my precious Porsche Cayenne turbo, i had my guys flogging him in the basement immedeatly. My dear, can you imagine, this stupid jerk ruined this wonderful 650HP car...

Only reaction was: sorry for the car

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:47 pm

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Suzi Fest, huh?? So how did your lad react? Mine seemed to think my supposedly criminality was a good thing.

At first he said:

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I WILL NOT ADVISE YOU TO TRY SUCH.

But when Eliza told him she'd gone ahead with it and got paid, he wrote:

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I am just back from my Village [he'd said he worked in London] and i am just checking my mail box now and receive all your messages.
i will be giving you the 50% as you demanded but let be very zeal and fast with whatsoever we are doing now because i don't want this opportunity to pass us over.
If you have been able to pay the attorney, then i will advise you to contact him to demand for his payment informations, i will be waiting to hear from you today because i am being worried of how all things are going with us in this transaction.
So, please contact the attorney again and let him know that you will be sending him the payment.

So in the end, he didn't really care - but then we knew that.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:01 pm

I was playing a role of an innocent 16 year old beauty queen, and was struggling to raise the money to settle the outstanding legal fees.

My lad arranged for me to spend the weekend with two visiting Nigerian businessmen in a London hotel, providing them with full VIP services.

The businessmen would pay a contribution towards my outstanding fees directly to the lad if they were fully satisfied with me.

The businessmen both Emailed me, gave extremely graphic descriptions of what they would demand for their money, and gave me the phone number for the hotel.

It all checked out. They were genuinely staying there.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:11 pm

My character attempted to rob a bank and got caught. It was too over the top for the lad; when he was contacted by the police he wanted nothing to do with the character.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Every time I tried to WU money to my lad, I got distracted by the drug dealer that hangs out in front and bought crack with my lad's money. Then I'd end up in jail and disappear for awhile. He finally quit asking me to go to WU and has turned this all into a long standing romance scam where he actually encourages me to stay sober for him. Isn't that sweet?

Lately on another bait, I've killed off my mother . . . but as far as the lad knows she died of natural causes. However, my mother, who actually read the emails describing her demise, was not impressed at all.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 28 Oct 2007 Posts: 19

I'm workiing on convincing a lad that wants me to invest his millions in a profitable business venture in my country that investing it in a child slavery ring is the best way to turn a huge profit.

So far he doesn't seem to care one way or another what I do with the money. (big surprise) Later on I plan to confess to him about kidnapping children from an orphanage to sell for the needed funds to WU to him. (I'm becoming absolutely convinced these guys have no conscience what so ever.)

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Murder. Later the lad contacted me and asked to work with me on a check scam.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:06 pm

I told my lads that I was a cattle rustler (thief).

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:09 pm

Man, you guys are rough. The worst thing I ever did was steal money from some Americans. I take my agression out on the lads, not on my friends around me. Wink

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:14 pm

Ooh that reminds me.

I also played the role of a crooked lawyer to the 16 year old girl that I mentioned before.

He struck a deal with the lad to have the girl abducted and murdered in exchange for a UK visa, so that he could steal all of her trust funds.
The lad also offered his services for similar 'jobs' when he arrived in the UK.

This was made all the worse because the lad that was pimping the young girl, and murdering her for a visa happened to be in love with her and was her African 'husband'..... Shocked

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:18 pm

I'm going to HAVE to kill my evil ex-wife who is botching up the deal today or I shall lose my sweet Grace (my scammer) and her attorney. I'm still working out the details because the evil ex will survive my attack and escape so I will have to track her down and finish her off...hence another day I won't be able to go to the bank to get the money I've already embezzled from my family business. Sweet Grace doesn't want me to kill my ex...only because she doesn't want me to get into trouble. Such a caring and considerate and puuuuurty young girl she is.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:48 pm

Every now and again, when one of my lads/ladettes has pesty uncles and family that want to kill her/him, I offer to have them killed. I tell them I can hire some ex mercenaries, who will ikidnap them, take them to a remote location video it and torture them for days... this, generally, causes them to decide that the best thing to do is simply to send money via WU, which I do... considering the urgency of the situation... via 1TV5...

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:54 pm

My character has forced his sister into prostitution to raise the funds to release a diplomatic consignment. He also attempted to prostitute himself but this has not been a success so far (I am hoping to get advice on male prostitution from my mugu).

oh yeah, in another bait I've admitted to being deeply involved in a highly successful people smuggling ring, and offered fake UK visa and passport services* if the mugu will cover my share of the fees.

*Inspired by a really really bad fake passport he sent me. Don't worry, I will never give him anything useful.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:14 pm

Okay, now I'm officially going to hell. My elderly nun persona just offered to put the Cali fire orphan girl in touch with a hit man to take care of her evil step mother problem.. LOL let's see what she does next.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:39 pm

I think the worst I ever did so far was telling my lad I was getting a divorce and he can move in with me and wear my wifes underwear.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Jan 2006 Posts: 3193

I had 16 mercenaries wandering around the Ivory Coast looking for the scammer's character.

@simba, Shocked

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:45 pm

@Thud - Exactly..!!

I wouldn't be overly surprised if he is an illegal in the UK by now.

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:53 pm

A lad think's I'm claiming winnings that were intended for my "friend"

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:23 pm

One of my characters put another fake scammer in the hospital for 2 weeks with a thorough beating (brass knucks & stuff). Also stole the "victim's" money that the fake lad conned from him and was going to split with the real lad. I let the real lad make all kinds of plans for his share for a week before I gave him the bad news Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:43 pm

My characters, some female and some male, have prostituted themselves, killed spouses, and stolen from church orphange funds in order to get money to give to the lads. I was surprised that the only time a lad has objected was one guy who didn't want my character to prostitute herself to a creepy co-worker even though she had no other way to come up with the cash quickly. How sweet. In one recent bait my character stole from the church, was subsequently arrested, and committed suicide out of shame and embarrassment. I had a new character break the news. Was my lad upset about my suicide? Yes, but only because I'd never gotten around to giving him the correct WU number and he couldn't get the money. So he started over with the new character... Evil or Very Mad

Trophy Videos · Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:21 pm

The worst thing I ever did was tell him I sent money to him via MoneyGram (and made him "look like a baby in the eyes of the security company.) hehehe Laughing

Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:02 pm

During the course of a couple of phone calls with a lad, I convinced him that I was meeting him to take him along to a session where he would be shagging 2 other women for money, after which he could indulge in a bit of anal with me. Laughing

And one of my charas offered to sell his wife to a lad, as he was bored with her.

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