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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Thu Nov 01, 2007 8:58 pm |
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I've been playing with my very first lad for about a week now. He's posing as a puurty young girl who needs my help moving $8 million of her late father's money out of the country...and of course as the attorney, too. I'm posing as a deaf man...dumb as dirt...but no matter, she will trust me to invest all of that money (minus my 10%) *AND* she's going to come here to live with me. So, first I'm too stupid to understand their instructions unless they repeat everything ten different ways and then I'm just a liiiiitle bit short on the money they want for the legal expenses. Once I get them to send me official looking documents and we finally agree on an amount I plan a trip to Western Union but...wouldn't you know it...my attorney calls me to inform me that my evil ex-wife has had my bank accounts frozen! Turns out she knows the score...claims I'm hiding overseas funds...hacked into my email account and changed the password! So I quickly change accounts and inform my sweetie that I can embezzle funds from my company. No one will know...I'll just replace it with my share of that 8 mil. But the exwife wants in and she's ranting at both of them from my original email acdcount. She wants a guarantee that she'll get some of that cash or she's going to inform my business partner and I'll go right to jail for cooking the books I've already cooked. The attorney is mad. I suggested that I murder her...had some really great ideas of how to do it and explained them in great detail. The lad says no, (s)he'll try to sweet talk my exwife. The attorney is REALLY ticked. So, we wait while I think up more twists and turns for this guy. Think she'll still want to come here and live with me? |
_________________ Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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Bullwinkle
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Posts: 79
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Thu Nov 01, 2007 9:38 pm |
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None of that has anything to do with it. I think she'll still want to come live with you until she receives her Western Union payment - which, I know, she is not going to receive.
However, it sounds as if you have plenty of fun planned in the meantime. |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:32 am |
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My poor girl is suddenly in grave danger from her family members who know about the money. The attorney is threatening to pull out and, if that happens, my sweetie will surely die because she will have to come out of hiding to get a new one. Meanwhile, back at the office, the evil ex-wife is camped out in my partner's outer office using his secretary's computer, keeping an eye on me and insisting that the attorney send her the documents he already sent to me. She's being really nasty, too. I continue to suggest that killing her is our only option. I feel that soon I shall lose it, make an attempt on the evil ex-wife's life but, unfortunately, she will escape...gravely injured...and I'll have to go in search of her....
before going to the bank. I wonder if I'll have to run from the law..... |
_________________ Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:14 am |
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@Raven - And your lad is falling for all this? hehehe
Welcome to eater! Have fun, and good luck with this guy. |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:28 pm |
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Thanks for the welcome. So far (s)he seems to be falling for it. (S)he definitely doesn't want me to get arrested for murder. We'll see how long I can string her/him along then it's on to the next. I have three others in the beginning stages...one just like my dear Grace and two others wanting me to forward checks for them. |
_________________ Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:33 pm |
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Raven
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Oct 2007
Posts: 34
Location: Florida
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:28 pm |
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Hi Corona. My imagination runneth over and I just love it! |
_________________ Certain things catch your eye, But pursue only those that capture your heart.
"This is to inform you that the Office is going through an Audition of the last year`s Account,as a result of this, all transaction are paused till Next week Monday when the audition must have been completed. I here by imploy you to keep any payment you might receive today on hold, by keeping them save with you till Monday when I shall email you on how to go about your duty. And if you could not get any payment today, you do not have to worry as payment will come by on Monday. Please be patient as everything is under control.
I look forward to working with you.
Have a nice day.
John Bill."
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