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Lady Wolf
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 28 Oct 2007
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Sun Oct 28, 2007 8:43 am |
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This is my first one, and I recieved it less than 4 hours after posting my catcher e-mail up on some mugu guestbooks.
It seems this lady is willing to part with her dogs free to a good home anywhere in the world providing I pay shipping first. (funny how she'd rather give them away over seas than at home isn;t it?)
Me:
Scammer:
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Hello I am ready to give out my essential dog and my english bull dog for free... You are only made to pay for the shippment ot your destination... thanks\ elizi jack Okay WTH is an essential dog? and if it's "essential" why give it away in the first place?
Yes I am very interested in this animal, please contact me as soon as possible with more info and a picture of the animals.
Hello
i will like to know your country som that i can calculate the shipping cost and send the puppies to you.....
This are the attached file of the puppies...
and the shipping cost will be send to you...
thanks
elizi jack
Also included were 2 beautiful photos of the alleged dogs
Now I needed a remote location to ship these mutts to. I briefly considered Mt Fiji or Mt everest but instead settled for.... Antarctica!
A quick net search and I found the name of an outpost in antarctica, just what I needed.
Thank you for your prompt reply and the wonderful pictures.
To answer your question I am currently stationed in McMurdo Station Antarctica, a scientific research outpost where I perform oceanographic research for Han Solo. We are allowed to have pets here and I am very eager to purchase at least one of these animals to enrich my life and living quarters with.
I also would like to know if they are indeed pure breds, their ages, genders, and if they have been spayed/neutered.
thanks you for your time.
Hello
The puppies are 3weaks old and I will like you to understand that my reason of give the puppies out is for my birthday party and i will like you to understand that the yorkie puppy is a male while the english bull dog is female... i will like to know your country so that i can calculate the shipping cost and send the puppies to you.....
thanks
Remember the pics she sent? Awfully large dogs for being 3 weeks old don't you think? It must be standard practice to give out dogs to anyone in the world for your birthday in Nigeria. Also it seems she doesn't know Antarctica is a continent *sigh* guess she's never scammed anyone from there yet. Time to slap her lightly with a geography lesson.
Yes, I am still very interested, as I said in my previous e-mail to you, I currently live in antarctica (It's to the south, and yes, arctic Ants do live there, along with Tauntons are in abundance along with Yeti) at McMurdo Station http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/McMurdo_Station or http://www.antarcticconnection.com/antarctic/stations/mcmurdo.shtml
So this is where I would want the animals shipped and am happy to pay you for this.
thanks hope to hear from you soon
Hello
Thankis for the mail sent,i will like you to take good care of this puppies and i will like to tell you that i went to the airport and i was told that the shippment fee to antarctica is $550.....
please if you are really interested please mail me so that i can make them ready for you ...
pls i will like you to take good care of them...
Seems she's getting eager for money and ignoring my questions, time to warn her.
Yes I am interested, however I still would like to know if they have been spayed and neutered or not? Please get back to me as soon possible. I'll warn you only this once. Do NOT make me keep repating myself, it is one of the few things I cannot abide.
Hello
The puppies has been sprayed neutered and they are physically well trained and i will like you to take good care of them ....
Wow spayed neutered at only 3 weeks old? Perfect! Now to put my plan into action....
Oh, that is a real pity they are already spayed and neutered as I was hoping to breed with them.
If you would be willing to take them to the vet and have them unspayed and neutered (a very simple process as I'm sure you know)
then I will be very happy to purchase them and generously compensate you for the vet costs and your efforts.
thanks hope to hear from you soon.
Hello
I will like you to tell me if you are interested so that i can make them ready for you within the weak...
And i will like you to take the puppies to the doctor for a medical check up,because i believe that they wherec allright and fine...
please take good care of them if they got there....And if you are interested please tell me so that i can send you the payment information and the puppies will be there..
Okaay, seems she doesn't understand what spay/neutering is, not to mention thinking animals go to the doctor? and WTH does "please take good care of them if they got there" mean when I haven't even told her the exact address yet? I get the feeling this is all cut and pasted together from another premade e-mail she sends out somewhere along the line of her scam. Sort of a "I already shipped them but they got lost line?" Time to slap her *again*
Let me make it simple since I feel intelligence is not your strong suit.
You said to me in a e-mail the dogs WERE spayed and nuutered. I have asked YOU to take them to a vet and have them UNSPAYED and UNNEUTERED. I do not feel I should be the one responsible for this since it is much easier for the vet who neutered and spayed them in the first place to undo the operation as they know exactly how they did it initally. If I take them to a vet here it will be much more dificult to get done.
As soon as you take them to a vet and have them unspayed and neuterted I will gladly buy them off you (I am eager to breed with them)and pay for the shipping and additional money for your troubles and the vet bill. If you are unwilling to take them to the vet for this simple procedure then I will unfortunately have to decline your offer to buy them.
Thank you for your time hope to hear form you soon.
Hello
I will take them to the ventinary doctor to and i will make them ready tomorrow...
Thanks
I Was sorely tempted to complain and tell her they had to see a urologist and perhaps insist on having the male get a sex change, but decided not to push my luck *too* far just yet.
Wonderful, I appreciate you taking the extra effort thanks, let me know when they are ready.
And that brings us up to the present. Once she gets back to me saying it's done I'm going to ask for a scan of the recipt for my records, and insisting she has to fill out a very long and complex form about the animals before I can accept the dogs. (I'm hoping to find such a form on this site if one exists.)
Honestly I've been surprised at how easy (and fun) this is so far.
Hello
I want to the vetinary dotor ,so he did the nomal check up fpor them.....So he told me that they are now ready for you...
And the shipping cost is $550.....Please take propal care of the puppies..
Now I figured I'd give her a chance to "double her money" and hopefully get her more interested in the deal.
Wonderful, I'm happy to hear it, so is it $550 for both of the dogs? or $550 for each one of them?
Hello
Thanks for the mail sent,i will like you to understand that i am not selling out the puppies for you ,i am giving this out for free....You are only made to pay for the shippment free ok
If you are ready to pay,
This is the payment information
Name...Elizi Jack
Address...341 lONDON DUCKLAND
country....UK
secret question....who do you love most..
ANSWER....Jesus
Um Duckland? New one on me but okay. Now I figured was as good a time as any to hit her with the necessary importation form
Hi Elizi,
I was about to go and have the $550 transferred today, but got called into my bosses office and warned that I cannot import any animals into the country without having import verification forms completed by the original owner of the animal.
Fortunately he was kind enough to give me a copy of the form for you to fill out, that I have included as an attatchment to this letter.
Until this form is completed I cannot send you the $550. As soon as you complete this form and send it back to me in e-mail as an attatchment and I show it to the boss I WILL immediately send you the $550.
I very much hope you can get this completed quickly as I am eager to have these lovely animals a part of my life, thanks.
Then I included this form I found elsewhere on this site and spiced up a little with some other suggestions others had posted.
Dog Import Form 0021CA-45
General
Dogs name?______________
Dogs Age? __________________
Dogs type?__________________
Sex? ___________
Historical Background
1. What is its breeding heritage?_________________________________________
2. Do you have certification for its lineage down to the Great Grandparent level? (if so please attach a scanned copy)
3. Has it been raised with other dogs? Y/N
4. How many brothers did it have?_____________________
5. How many sisters did it have?_________________________
6. How many other siblings did it have?___________________
7. What was the size of the litter in total?_______________
8. Were it’s parents known to have any physical deformities? Y/N
Please explain in detail -
9. Were its parents known to have any unusual habits? Y/N
Please explain in detail -
10. At any point were you given the opportunity to pat the rumps of the parents? Y/N
11. Are the dog's testicles proportioned to his size. Y/N
12. What are the measurements and weight of the dog's testicles?______________________
Food and Eating
13. Does it have any unusual eating habits? Please detail below
14. Has it ever suffered from an eating disorder? Y/N
15. Such as:
a) Bulimia Y/N
b) Anorexia Y/N
c) Scurvy Y/N
16. How many teeth does it have? ………………….
17. Does it have more teeth at the top of its mouth or the bottom?
Answer: Top / Bottom
a) Number of top teeth_________
b) Number of bottom teeth________
18. At any point has the dog ingested something which it should not have done? Y/N
19. If so, what _________________________________________________
20. if the dog was made into jerky what would the dry weight be?
21. Is there any substance which your dog cannot consume? Y/N
Please explain in detail_____________________________________
22. How much fecal waste does the dog produce per year in tonnes?
23. Have you fed the dog its Kryptonite Dietary requirements to ward off potential Clark Kent syndrome in older age? Y/N
Medical
24. Has your puppy ever had any major operations? Y/N
Please explain in detail…………………………………………….
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25. Has your puppy been neutered? Y/N
26. When was it neutered?_______________________________________________
27. Is there any reason that the dog cannot be used for breeding purposes? Y/N
Please explain in detail ________________________________
28. Does your dog have any rash problems, or a history of rashes or eczema? Y/N
29. If so, what medications were used to treat it?
Please explain in detail________________________________
30. Estimate approximately how often the dog would bark during the day? _____________________
31. Would you consider this a normal amount compared to the other dogs that it has been around? ___________________
Exercise
32. Approximately, how often is your dog taken for a walk (in hours):
a) Per day_________
b) Per week________
c) Per month________
d) Per year________
33. Is your dog energetic even when not out on walks?
34. Which of the following describe your dog’s activity level (circle all that apply, and at least 5 in total)?
a) Lazy
b) Adventurous
c) Boisterous
d) Lethargic
e) Indolent
f) Playful
g) Excessive
h) Sluggish
i) Vigorous
j) Bouncy
k) Full of beans
l) Wild
m) Passionate
n) Fanatical
o) Senseless
p) Outlandish
q) Zany
r) Other… (please detail below, minimum of 5):
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35. Are you sure that you haven’t miss any? Y/N
36. Does your dog play well with other animals? Y/N
37. Even cats, because most dogs hate cats? Y/N
Criminal Convictions
38. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offence? Y/N
39. Have you ever committed a criminal act but managed to not get caught? Y/N
40. Has your dog ever been convicted of a criminal offence? Y/N
41. Has your dog ever bitten someone and got away with it? Y/N
42. If yes, was it under the age of 2 at the time? Y/N
Ownership Details
43. What is your full name?.................................................................
44. What is your nationality?...............................................................
45. What is your occupation?..............................................................
46. Have you been known by any other name previously? Y/N
47. What was it?.................................................................................
48. What is your full address?
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49. What is your previous address?
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50. What was the address before that?
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51. Have you travelled out of your country of primary residence since you have owned the dog?............................................................
52. To what countries/continents/oceans?
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53. Have you knowingly been exposed to any diseases/viruses which may be harmful to your dog or any dog it comes in contact with?
Please provide in detail……………………………………………….
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54. Have you unknowingly been exposed to any diseases/viruses which may be harmful to your dog or any dog it comes in contact with?
Please provide in detail……………………………………………….
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General Points
• Only the owner of the dog, or a person with intimate knowledge of the dog may answer these questions
• Please handwrite all answers. We run the writing past certified graphologists to assess the qualities, attributes and general morals of the owner.
• Please ensure that you have answered ever question honestly. The graphologist will be able to assess your nervousness through your writing in the event of a lie.
• Please provide a copy of your primary form of identification, and sign and date this form below.
• Initial and date all pages in this induction questionnaire.
Hello
So you do not know that.....But that is a small problem and i will take care of that in the
airport and i will like to tell you that they give it for free of charge....
So do the payment and i will like you to send me the nearest airport so that it can be droped there...
ok
thanks
elizi jack
Um... talk about a lame attempt at passing the buck? And really, sending her an entire airport? the shipping charge would just be a little much I think..... Time to slap again!
Let me make this clear to you:
I CANNOT accept shipment of these animals or SEND YOU $550 until the form I sent you is FILLED OUT and mailed back to me.
The form you sent me WAS NOT filled out thus I CANNOT send you any money.
As soon as you COMPLETE the form and I show it to my boss then I will be allowed to pay you for the shipping of the animals
And now she write back with a half assed filled out form. Not too shabby for a first trophy, some fun stuf like the weight of the dogs testicles being 4kg! now to let her wait about 3 days then slap her silly with how horribly she filled it out.
Hello
please use the payment information to send the money so that i can recieve it and send the puppies to you.....
THIS IS THE INFORMATION
Dog Import Form 0021CA-45
General
Dogs name?___lucky and jimmy___________
Dogs Age? ______1month 2weeks____________
Dogs type?___essential and english bull dog_______________
Sex? ____male and female_______
Historical Background
1. What is its breeding heritage?_______from there mother__________________________________
2. Do you have certification for its lineage down to the Great Grandparent level? (if so please attach a scanned copy) ok
3. Has it been raised with other dogs? Y/N
4. How many brothers did it have?_______2 ______________
5. How many sisters did it have?_________1 ________________
6. How many other siblings did it have?________4 ___________
7. What was the size of the litter in total?_____4 __________
8. Were it's parents known to have any physical deformities? Y/N
Please explain in detail - NO...THERE PARENT ARE FINE
9. Were its parents known to have any unusual habits? Y/N
Please explain in detail - IT LIKE EATING BETTER FOOD
10. At any point were you given the opportunity to pat the rumps of the parents? Y/N
11. Are the dog's testicles proportioned to his size. Y/N
12. What are the measurements and weight of the dog's testicles?_____4KG_________________
Food and Eating
13. Does it have any unusual eating habits? Please detail below NO
14. Has it ever suffered from an eating disorder? Y/N
15. Such as: NO
a) Bulimia Y/N
b) Anorexia Y/N
c) Scurvy Y/N
16. How many teeth does it have? ……16 now…………….
17. Does it have more teeth at the top of its mouth or the bottom?
Answer: Top / Bottom
a) Number of top teeth____8_____
b) Number of bottom teeth__8______
18. At any point has the dog ingested something which it should not have done? Y/N
19. If so, what _______________no__________________________________
20. if the dog was made into jerky what would the dry weight be?
21. Is there any substance which your dog cannot consume? Y/N
Please explain in detail_________roughages___________________________
22. How much fecal waste does the dog produce per year in tonnes? 2
23. Have you fed the dog its Kryptonite Dietary requirements to ward off potential Clark Kent syndrome in older age? Y/N yes
Medical
24. Has your puppy ever had any major operations? Y/N no
Please explain in detail…………………………………………….
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25. Has your puppy been neutered? Y/N yes
26. When was it neutered?________last weak______________________________________
27. Is there any reason that the dog cannot be used for breeding purposes? Y/N
Please explain in detail __for eating______________________________
28. Does your dog have any rash problems, or a history of rashes or eczema? Y/N
29. If so, what medications were used to treat it?
Please explain in detail____________no____________________
30. Estimate approximately how often the dog would bark during the day? ________2 times_____________
31. Would you consider this a normal amount compared to the other dogs that it has been around? _______yes____________
Exercise
32. Approximately, how often is your dog taken for a walk (in hours):
a) Per day____24_____
b) Per week____72____
c) Per month____102____
d) Per year___230_____
33. Is your dog energetic even when not out on walks? ye
34. Are you sure that you haven't miss any? Y/N no
35. Does your dog play well with other animals? Y/N yes
36. Even cats, because most dogs hate cats? Y/N yes
Criminal Convictions
37. Have you ever been convicted of a criminal offence? Y/N no
38. Have you ever committed a criminal act but managed to not get caught? Y/N no
39. Has your dog ever been convicted of a criminal offence? Y/N no
40. Has your dog ever bitten someone and got away with it? Y/N no
41. If yes, was it under the age of 2 at the time? Y/N no
Ownership Details
43. What is your full name?....elizibeth jack................................................
44. What is your nationality?.....united kingdom..............................
45. What is your occupation?...........student...................................................
46. Have you been known by any other name previously? Y/N
47. What was it?.........................elizi........................
48. What is your full address?
……341 lONDON DUCKLAND…………………………….
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49. What is your previous address?
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…………………………341 lONDON DUCKLAND………….
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50. What was the address before that?
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……………341 lONDON DUCKLAND…….
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51. Have you travelled out of your country of primary residence since you have owned the dog?............for excursion................................................
52. To what countries/continents/oceans?
…………………europe……………………………………………………….
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53. Have you knowingly been exposed to any diseases/viruses which may be harmful to your dog or any dog it comes in contact with?
Please provide in detail…………………………no…………………….
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54. Have you unknowingly been exposed to any diseases/viruses which may be harmful to your dog or any dog it comes in contact with?
Please provide in detail…………………no…………………………….
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Bigglesworth
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jul 2007
Posts: 104
Location: Timbuktoo
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:14 am |
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Good showing so far Wolf. And when you've finished with this one I've got two one-week-old male lion cubs with 16 pound testicles for sale. Where should I send them? |
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Mike Oxlong
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 59
Location: Right behind you
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:23 am |
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Breeding? I'd want to know how much meat is on those suckers. Nothing like some bulldog stirfry!
Good going so far Lady. |
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Sirius Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Earth, or thereabout
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:06 pm |
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You're in McMurdo too? I'm in Igloo #7, over by the big hill! Come on over and visit sometime!!
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