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MikeH
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Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:24 am |
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the gap between legend and myth in epic quests for artefacts in the region. My research suggests that there may be an element of predetermined providence (otherwise known as destiny or fate) in many voyages involving valuable artefacts. |
Do you have any particular examples of this happening? Do you think 1ke might have something to say about that concept?
I doubt that he will ever make the connection, even when it's all over (assuming it ever does end), but it's funny as hell! |
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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 2:37 am |
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@ Mike - Not really... but I'm sure I can invent something. I have spoken to the lad a lot about this being "destiny" and such. I'm introducing it to him slowly. I want to make him believe that this was all predetermined and that he is meant to be with m1ch and the jewels, despite all the problems he has faced (this is what makes it so difficult... only the true believer can attain the jewels and the girl).
I agree that this will almost certainly go right over his head, but harrya has some great ideas and some good info so hopefully soon he can take over the character and run with it.
The thing is, once I've put it out there I can always refer back to it... so even if the lad doesn't get it, we can have fun explaining it to him! |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:18 am |
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i am really upset about this surffing and i must say that i am getting tired of this, |
Hmmmm, I thought Mali was a landlocked country - this lad really is confused....
Great job, Red! You've almost got me believing poor M1ch's plight! |
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mustapha crap
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 26 Oct 2007
Posts: 3
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:21 am |
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spent about2 hours last night reading through this thread....
This is possibly the funniest safari i have EVER read!
kudos man....
Cant wait to see where hes gonna end up!!!
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:11 am |
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Thanks mustapha!
And welcome the Eater!
@ LaBrea - Cheers dude, if people like they can donate to the Save M1ch3||3 Fund
By the way, for those interested, I calculated the distance travelled so far. I can only calculate the distance from point to point, I cannot work out exactly how long each individual road is, so what I've done is add up all the trips he has made to each point (as far as I can gather) to give you guys the most accurate total distance travelled as possible. Below is an exhaustive list of the trips he has made so far in chronological order, this represents the known trips that I have worked out (some are obfuscated because of low google search turnouts). The distance calculated is based off these trips:
Akwa - Lagos
Lagos - Cotonou
Cotonou - Abidjan
Abidjan - H4rper
Harper - Monrovia
Monrovia - Freetown
Freetown - Conakry
Conakry - K4msar
K4msar - Conakry
Conakry - K4msar
K4msar - Pir4da
Pir4da - Bissau
Bissau - Ziguinchor
Ziguinchor - Banjul
Banjul - Ziguinchor
Ziguinchor - T4mba
T4mba - Kid1ra
Kid1ra - T4mba
T4mba - Ziguinchor
Ziguinchor - T4mba
T4mba - Kid1ra
Kid1ra - K4yes
K4yes - Bamako
Bamako - Koul1k0roba
Total Distance Travelled (in a straight line)
Miles: 3643.30
Kilometres: 5863.14 |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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four1nine_buster
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 105
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:11 am |
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She was H4mish's mistress at the start of this - those are his jewels she's lugging around Africa as well!! |
So Ham is the father.... ok, that makes sense...
Since start, i was wondering who this H4mish guy was!
And is h4mish a white guy? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:12 am |
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There's also been some action on the Father's end too. The lad is clearly desperate as he's now asking the man who he told to basically get f*cked for funds (as posted before) so the father has decided to respond and put a bit of heat on the lad. Check it out:
Father M4x wrote: |
Dear Mr. Xxxxx
I hope you are alright, my prayers are with the doctors and nurses who are caring for you.
I find your request for funds astounding. You severely insulted both myself, my church and two of my dear friends who fell victim to a murderous rampage in Banjul and now you ask for our money?
We have offered you all sorts of assistance, we have taken great care of Ms. Xxxxxx and we also offered you a flight back to your home with her as well as $5000 of money we raised through charity. You turned it all down and instead accused me of things I would never do. I am completely flabbergasted that you would even have the nerve to ask for such things.
We have made a very generous offer to accommodate you, if you still wish to take it up, please let me know because even though you are sometimes blinded and say disturbing things I know it is because you are bound by love to your wife and only want to ensure she is safe.
We are currently in a place called Bamako. It is in a country called Mali. We think we know where she is and will be doing everything we can to find her and make sure she is safe. I am worried that people will know what she is carrying as it seems to have been reported a bit in the newspapers now. If others find out her life could be in even more danger.
My prayers are with her, I pray to the Lord that she will survive and marry you in kind.
In His name |
The father is proving quite useful in exile. He's really pressuring the lad to get to m1ch first because if the father gets there who knows what will happen...
@ 419buster - As white as the driven snow mate. As Hekate explained, he's not only white, he's a bloodnut (aka ginger) and has freckles
Speaking of H4mish, we haven't heard from him in a while... I think that what with m1ch now being chased by the father the lad has almost forgotten about H4mish... might have to bring him back on the scene |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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four1nine_buster
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 105
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 5:26 am |
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Why not give the kidnap scenario a try... only the kidnapper is H4mish! |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:41 am |
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What I love is that it looks like the taxi driver sent him on safari! |
Its Christmas come early for the The taxi driver. He has realised that he has a gullible idiot looking for a phoney address, and has decided to cash in by taking him on a long drive to nowhere in particular, so that he can charge a large taxi fare...
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he travelled overland from Western Senegal to Bamako it suggests that this is the only method of transport he can afford. I think a river trip would be relatively cheap and more likely |
During the wet season, the best way to reach Timbuktu is by boat from Mopti.
Comanav Transport have a supply vessel that travels along the Niger daily to the port of Korimoue (Timbuktu), and a 4th class ticket can be purchased for cfa5,000.
Comanav's phone number is: 292-1206 to make reservations.... |
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lokie
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 123
Location: teh interweb
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 10:57 am |
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@Red and you called me evil although its worrying that this exchange hasn't *yet* caused the lads brain to meltdown again.
Just a random thought, we know 1k3's wearing a wedding ring right? have I missed the part of the safari where he explains why? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:31 pm |
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@ Simba - thanks heaps for that info, I'll make sure the lad gets it
@ lokie - I haven't confronted him about the wedding ring yet. I have thought about it. The problem is that he sent the picture to Father M4x, not M1ch. But that isn't a big problem. I think I'll grill him about it soon |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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Bratty
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 24 Oct 2007
Posts: 4
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:49 pm |
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Red,
I, too am new here. This has been enlightening for just how far someone can be lured into a story. Thank you for the education and entertainment. Yes, I believe that you are evil incarnate. This lad will regret ever having heard of M1ch3ll3, gems, and H4m15h.
I started reading the thread a couple of days ago, and didn't realize that it was still continuing. You've led him a merry chase, I'm anticipating the coup de grace.
However, it's almost impossible to watch this unfold without having suggestions for developments. My thoughts have been:
1. Have M1ch3ll3 overhear Rup3rt making plans to hand M1ch3ll3 over to H4m15h. (Perhaps he saw one of her wanted posters.)
2. Have one of M4x's "men" contact H4mi5h because of the poster and then Ik3 to get him to turn on M1ch3ll3.
Kibbutzing from the sidelines is so much fun! |
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lokie
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 123
Location: teh interweb
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:22 pm |
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@Red
I wonder if J3rry is the Brother-in-law, the "uncle" financing his holiday is really the Father-in-law. And sick father wanting him to hurry home is a metaphore for my Wifes moaning
I wonder which one sent the email to M1ch to check up on him?
PS he's also sent a photo to M1ch with the ring clearly visible, namely this one http://img527.imageshack.us/my.php?image=1k3smilingdt2.jpg |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:06 pm |
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Red, this is absolutely amazing. This guy gives more bang for the buck than 3d. If you could send 3d and Ik3 to Bahamas, maybe get them to strangle one another, or consinue on a great quest, together. The desperation in his emails, the fathers slap, it's outrageously funny!
I love the idea of getting Hami$h involved, too. You are at a great place in this bait. It could go ANYWHERE! Hahahaha! |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 4:24 pm |
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H4mish is, as ever, at your disposal, Red! He's told the lad more than once that he has men out looking for M, so she really should be more careful who she trusts!
BTW - archaeologists don't often lecture in history too - we tend to look down on nutter historians who use our hard won artefacts to shore up their dodgy theories! |
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Nanny Ogg
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Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Fri Oct 26, 2007 8:16 pm |
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Fantastic.
Settled down with a nice glass of wine and read through from start til now.
I forgive you for my vino spattered keyboard- the priest's name got me
Can't wait for the next installment! |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:15 am |
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dr stephen williams wrote: |
Red, this is absolutely amazing. This guy gives more bang for the buck than 3d. |
Yeah, but we got 3d to go more than 5000 miles I have no doubt that Red can beat our mileage with this guy, though. |
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dr stephen williams
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Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:29 am |
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Hahahaha, true, Mr Mugu, but this guy has potential! He's off to the rescue! Where was shithead when the wedding took place? Not rescuing 4my! Of course, 3d in Singapore was absolutely incredible. I was glued to my computer...
BTW, I miss 3d.... when's he going to the Bahamas? 3d is the one who really got me hooked on baiting! So, in effect, YOU are responsible for a lot of my wasted time.... You should bring 3d back into action.... |
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The False Italian
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 3:00 am |
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Another piece of trivia: There is (was?) a busy ponton ferry named "Heinrich Barth" in Gao (east of Timbuctu). |
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Red
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 8:23 am |
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Re: 3d
Everyone is entitled to their opinions but let me try to put things in perspective. Mr. Mugu and PSD got 3d to travel halfway across the globe and back. It is, I imagine, much more expensive than touring around West Africa and the lad was completely out of his element. He was in South East Asia, not Africa. Even though 1k3 is a native Nigerian I am sure it is much easier to get around being African in Africa than African in South East Asia. Moreover, 3d has been on the hook and has been travelling (before the Singapore trip) for three years now. I am incredibly awestruck by the 3d bait and personally know that it is the greatest bait I have read to date. I am sure others will have differing opinions, but I feel credit should be paid where it is due. Just look at the amount of pages it has... it has clearly entertained hundreds. For those of you unfamiliar with my favourite bait, you can find it here:
http://bravodelta.servemp3.com/viewtopic.php?t=113482
Ok, back to the man at hand.
Well folks, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it is all but over. The lad has finally cracked it and given up the ghost. Below follows a long but very quick exchange of emails between me and the lad.
1k3 to M1ch early morning yesterday (local time - Mali):
1k3 wrote: |
Subject: I am going to Nigeria today!
Dear Honey,
Hope all is well with you and my baby over there in M0pti and i pray to God Almighty for guidance and protection,please am sorry i have to go back to Nigeria today as i have tried in sreaching for you and you keep on running away from me,i don't really know why but i believe that God will guide you and bring you to me soon and the baby,please you have to be very careful anywhere you are now because i don't know why prof.Sc0tt refused to tell me the exact location and his contact number but i will be very prayerful right now about you life and my baby of about the jewels,i have emailed to prof.Sc0tt about help to bring you to my country because i don't have any other option than to go back and look after my life and i believe that he will help you to locate my address in Nigeria,below is my address in Nigeria.
Honey, i don't understand the place called m0pti as you said and also i don't speak this country language so their is noway to locate the address and i have no other money to travel again, yesterday i was in Mali sreaching for you and you refused to give me his contact number to locate his address i don't really know why,i was attack by UN no men's in the Ghana motor park here i don't know what is happening, i thank God almighty that i finally got help from a man going to Nigeria with his car so he decided to help me and take me to Nigeria for a medical checkup because i was injured so much, liar
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Nigeria.
contact number:00234806326xxxx.that is my father number okay.
Hope to see you soon!be very careful and smart because you just meet him on the road and you dont really know him more.
Your love.
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Hmmm... I knew it was coming sooner or later, and I've read posts like it from him before... but this one seemed pretty final. Here's what I did to try and salvage anything I could (note the desperation in the email) take 1:
M1ch wrote: |
my love,
don't leave me!
i have been waiting online for you all day. i know you will be here. i am seeing the doctor. i did not run away from you. I waited almost a week after you promised to come. what was i supposed to do? starve in the street? you told me never to sleep in the street again.
come and pick me up my love. do not leave me here stranded. this man will not look after me forever he is only feeding me until you come! PLEASE HELP ME!!! i am crying now, you are making me distressed! what am I supposed to do!?
your wife |
Take 2:
M1ch wrote: |
BABY,
WHY ARE YOU LEAIVING ME!? I WENT TO DOCTOR TODAY AND HE DID ULTRASOUND AND TOOK PHOTO OF OUR BABY! I HAVE ATTACHED IT.
I need you in my life. you are my husband, do not abandon me. m0pti is very close, it is up the river, just call this number that mr. scott tells me about. it is for the river transport, he says it is cheap call on 292-12xx they are called C0m4nav Transport have a supply vessel that travels along the Niger daily. please baby. how can you abandon me and our son?! what will we do? what am i supposed to do with the jewels? should i tell this man?
help me my love! please! i am crying and don't want to die out here.
Photo I attached:
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Meanwhile the lad sent this to the father:
1k3 wrote: |
Dear Father M4x,
Thanks for the mail and i appreciate the help so far please i have read and understadnd your words and i want to inform you that i am leaving now to nigeria to take care of my self!
Bye. |
Taking care of himself? The selfish bugger!
He also got back to M1ch:
1k3 wrote: |
My heart,
I have no other option than to leave because i don't understand what is going on with you and so called prof Sc0tt or what ever,i have tried for you so much and you don't care to help me to see you now i am in Bamako Mali and you travel to m0pti with him without waiting on my arrival, now i was attack here in Mali and their no help to me,but God is my help okay,i have no money with me here and my uncle has refused to send money to me because he have spend much ,i am a luck man today to get a kind man going to Nigeria with his car so i have to go with him now because i was injured so much please talk to the man and he will help you locate the my address in Nigeria,just ask him to help you and put you in a car going to Lagos Nigeria and as soon as you arrived their just give a call to my uncle with this number:002343675xxxx and i will be with him to pick you up okay,
Bye for now. |
So as you can see, as I realised too, this was the breaking point for the lad. He's obviously been offered a lift home and in his present circumstances it is the best option for him. He can't figure out where M0pti is because no one speaks english and he doesn't have money in case it is expensive to go there.
He then sends M1ch yet another email, this time short and to the point
1k3 wrote: |
Subject: Thank you for surffing my life! you are most welcome!
Honey,
i just want to inform you that i am going to nigeria to take care of life and thank you for surffing me okay,incase you want to see me you have my home address to locate me.
Bye |
Just now I sent him these two messages. I sent these for two reasons:
1. As long as he is still on the road there's a chance he'll be persuaded to continue (no matter how minor and unlikely).
2. I want him to feel like it was all his fault that things didn't go right and that it was just circumstance that kept us apart. This way he will remain on the hook.
Here's what I sent (take 1):
1k3 wrote: |
1k3,
I cannot believe you are abandoning me and our son. you promised you never would and now you have betrayed my trust just to serve yourself. I am so sad... i thought you were my husband. did you see the picture of our son 1k3? he is named after you and you are abandoning him. even after all i did to make sure we were safe. you know i travelled all over the bloody world to make sure i brought you these jewels safely and this is how you repay my trust in you?
i even told you how to get to m0pti and gave you the number for the boat ride. it is not very long and is easy. we are in this motor park here called m0pti motor park. very easy to find but you won't even try. i am devastated. i thought you loved me. |
And then this, just to level things out and make him realise m1ch tried her very best (take 2):
1k3 wrote: |
Baby,
i just cannot believe you are taking this stance with me, it is not my fault you took nearly a week more than you promised to arrive! i cannot tell this man who is taking such good care of me to just put his whole life and work on hold just because of me! you didn't tell me what to do so i had to do it, i didn't get your email not to move until it was too late and we were there. but even if i had what was i supposed to do? live on the street? you told me never to do that again and to always try and find help. you know i was abducted by that arab man and that i am very scared and that i dont know anything about this place i am in and they speak a language i dont understand and you make this seem like it is my fault! i don't understand baby, i thought you loved me. i have done so much for you, do you know how many times i thought i was going to die on the trip?! at least you are african, you know this place, you fit in and you understand how things work. do you have any idea how much i stick out here? i am a foreigner. every man i see tries to touch me and god knows what else. i am here for you. i came all the way from england on a horrible ship with horrible people, i have done everything you ask of me and the one time i decide i dont want to die in the street so i go with this very generous man up the river a bit for the safety of our baby you suddenly abandon me?! how can you do this? |
Oooooh, can you feel the guilt trip?
He also sent this parting shot to the Father, very ominous indeed:
1k3 wrote: |
Subject: don't find her again.
it is better for you to step away from ms Xxxxxx because you dont belongs to her or you will find you self in a bigger case okay,
bye for now.
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How big a case exactly I wonder?
Oh, and before I forget, one final email to the Professor too:
1k3 wrote: |
Good Day Prof.Sc0tt,
How are you doing,Hope everything is ok with you! i got your mail and your experience i really read and understand it was very great pleasure to meet you.
Prof, i dont understand the place called m0pti as you said and also i dont speak this country language so their is noway to locate the address, yesterday i was in mali sreaching for her and you refused to give me your contact number to locate your address i dont really know why,i was attack by un no mens in the Ghana motor park here i dont know what is happening, i thank God almighty that i finally got help from a man going to nigeria with his car so he decided to help me and take me to nigeria for a medical checkup because i was injured somuch, please you have to help me and take my wife to my home country i have no other option than to go and save my life.
Please if you can put her in a car going to nigeria i will be really appreciateto see her ,she has my home address and everything to locate me.just take her to lagos state and you will give a call to this number to come and pick her the number is my uncles number his a Nigeria Senator,00234803675xxxx.call him and you will talk to him.
Nice to hear from you!
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Put her in a car?! Is he insane?! We've been through that before and look how that turned out!
Edit - new emails just in:
1k3 wrote: |
Honey,
you are the one doing all this because i told you to be very smart and you refused,how can you stay with a man that you dont even know and a man that dont care to give out his home address and his contact number to me to locate his address, only God knows how much i have tried to save you and your baby, listen i am not after the jewels i am just here to save your life because you have no brother ,no father,no mother but i gave my self and my life to you to be with you forever but you dont accept to be with me,i have traveled about nine country in african spending all my money and i even borrowed money from friens and uncle to save you but you dont care to help me to see you,running from one man to another.i lose my job,my important documents because you.
Right now i am in a country called togo lome is about 150 km to nigeria, i just stop over here to email you about it and my uncle told me to come over to his place in ghana for the treatment and after that i will move again to nigeria to be with my father,incase if you still want to be with me you have my contact address to come to my home and i will accept you and your baby again okay,
talk to the man to help you get a flight ticket to nigeria air port and once you arrive give me a call with this number,002348036753539.
Bye for now, |
and m1ch back to him (not happy jan!):
m1ch wrote: |
baby,
well can you at least wait there for me?! i will try to get to you.
what will i do without you in this horrible africa place?!
how can you blame this on me! YOU told me to stay with this man. i gave you the address as best i could, i even told you the apartment number. i told you where we are now, i even told you how to get here and who to call and nothing!
surely you know in your heart that we are bound by love and soon marriage. what will i do without you? please, ask your heart, or your friends, or your pastor what you should do, i know they will say you should be with me and take me home with you... that is what God wants. please wait for me!
your wife |
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So, my good friends, this is where we are at. It is the curtain call on this particular safari I am afraid (barring something extraordinary that is).
While this bait certainly isn't over, it sure looks like the lad is heading home after all this time (2 and half months after he left). I will continue to bait him for as long as I possibly can, and hope to develop on some new ideas and enterprises in the near future.
I will keep everyone as updated as people want to be kept up to date. If I find that people lose interest I will of course only post interesting things. If, however, 1k3 retains his cult status I'll keep the emails coming like they have been of late.
Thank you all for embarking on this journey with me. This safari was all the more enjoyable because you were all along for the ride too (although not quite in the same way as 1k3! ). I really appreciate every comment from every Eater and if you feel like I have not addressed something you raised please let me know. I hope you have enjoyed this as much as I have, looks like I need a pet!
One final point I would like to add. Thank you to every single baiter who took part in this. It was a team effort and you all deserve a round of applause for inflicting such huge financial pains on this lad, and I believe that much of the credit should go every baiter who took part. In particular I'd like to single out the following baiters for their contributions:
- Hekate: He's your lad and you helped make this all possible. Thanks so much.
- Gnasher: A wonderful mentor and an evil genius, thanks for all the input.
- Marvinator: Awesome graphical work mate. You convinced the lad with 1 picture what I couldn't do with 100 emails.
- Jojo: For great safari advice and brilliant final modality (coming to a thread near you soon).
- GuineaGirl: Your local knowledge has been immensely helpful and half the twists belong to you too!
- Simba: Thanks for all the maps and guides and other assorted goodies. The research that goes into any safari makes it what it is, so thank you for that.
- Eliza_Dootlittle: (AKA M1ch3ll3) Your phone work was, as always, inspired and I'm sure 1k3 will be having nightmares about it for the rest of his days.
- To everyone else who helped, I'm sorry I can't remember it off the top of my head but your contribution was no doubt exemplary and you deserve as much credit as anyone.
Thanks all. |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Red absolutely awesome!!!
Thanks for an enjoyable read and most importantly taking a scammer away from scamming for so long.
One final thought ..............Is it possible the prof. didn't release any details of his and M's whereabouts because he is in love with M and wants her (and the jewels) for himself?? Would jealousy get 1k3 back on the road? If not I shall miss him. Well done. |
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THERE IS A MURDER CASE WHICH I ENGAGE MY SELF INTO TO MAKE SURE THE CLIENT IS NOT KILLED BY HANGING, BUT I THANK GOD TODAY THAT THE CLIENT SUCIDED IN GOING TO JAIL INSTEAD OF HANGING TO DEATH,THAT IS THE REASON WHY I DIDN,T GET BACK TO YOU SOON. - Mohammed Traore
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
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Location: Bila Shaka
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 9:05 am |
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It is the curtain call on this particular safari I am afraid |
It had to happen at some point I guess, but now its here I can hardly believe it. I really was beginning to think that this mugu would travel to the moon if you asked him to....
Its been a sensational safari though, and it was great to see a network of baiters contribute to such exceptional work by Red.
Awesome job 419EATERS..... |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:44 pm |
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What? Over so quickly?? You deserve the for all the countries this guy has visited! Inspiring work!
Hopefully you can stall him longer and miss his car ride?
Or maybe she contacts her parents who are sympathetic to his plight and offer to pay his bills as long as he sends in some receipts? |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:26 pm |
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Red, all I can say is that this has been amazing. I am sorry to see it has come to an end. However, eventually he had to have twigged, and you had him on the hook for months. Right now, as the dust settles, you can rest, assured in the knowledge that your lad spent many months travelling, nine countries, spent much cash, probably borrowed, with a debt to be repaid, and angry creditors, and that he is hitchiking home in a state of abject misery, wondering if he has been had, and pitifully broken, also wondering if he has walked away from the jewels and the girl. He is now conflicted and unhappy.... Hahahahaha! Good for you!
Awesome work! On every level. |
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michael bolton
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
Posts: 175
Location: Texas
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Sat Oct 27, 2007 2:30 pm |
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@Red
Thanks for sharing this amazing safari with us. Two and a half months on the road is two and a half months that he is not scamming anyone. And I'm sure that it will take him even longer to recuperate from this West African Tour. He's been going on about his medical condition for quite some time now, so who knows. He may have a good case of Malaria.
On the bright side, at least he still believes that both she and the loot exist. At least there is some hope for an encore presentation.
Maybe she will vow never to leave Mali until her true love comes and takes her home as he has promised.
He's proven to be quite resilient through all of this. Maybe he just needs some time to catch his second wind.
Or maybe he finally hit rock bottom.
Anyhow, congratulations on an excellent safari. Surely this one will be the stuff of legends. |
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