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Reprob8
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Joined: 20 Sep 2004
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 12:57 pm |
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Yes, it's my birthday. While most people would be depressed about reaching 50, I'm actually happy. Given my lifestyle, I never thought I'd make it!!!.
I haven't been around much, here are the reasons.
1) Shortly after my recent Vegas trip, I was doing some manly home repairs(actually, I was making improvements to the Steelers room) and I wound up with a piece of 1/16th drill bit embedded in my left eye, right next to the iris. A bit of eye surgery and and eyepatch for a few weeks(yar mateys, I was a pirate, arrr) and things are almost back to normal. I learned the hard way - safety glasses are NOT, in fact, for homos.
2) Because my co-workers are a bunch of morons who despise me, they allowed the work on my desk to pile up to near landfill-sized proportions during my absence and I've been working like a dog to get it done.
3) Most importantly, my son came back from Iraq, finally. I've been spending as much time as I can with him. He seems no worse for the experience of being there for 4 years. There are things he can't/won't discuss but I guess that's to be expected.
So, my work is caught up, my son is home, my eye is feeling better (I do get strange light flashes now and then but they may be acid flashbacks from the 80's), and it's my birthday! How am I going to celebrate, you ask? At 2pm, I'm going to visit my beloved dentist for a cleaning and vicodin. Then, anything goes. |
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Murry Guru
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Joined: 11 May 2007
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Location: Turned into Ralph
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:06 pm |
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Good to see you back
happy birthday
Good news about your son
Bad news about the eye, hope it heals
Thanks SP and Rodus for helping him back home |
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Scam Patroller
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:08 pm |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:15 pm |
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You old dirty bastard, Happy Birthday. Where are the eye patch pictures?
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Slightlyoutofit
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Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:24 pm |
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Reprob8 wrote: |
I learned the hard way - safety glasses are NOT, in fact, for homos.
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Oh yes they are.
A real man would have drilled the other eyeball to make it look like he did it on purpose. |
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Tommo Shanter
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Joined: 13 Jan 2006
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 1:51 pm |
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Congrats Reprob8 and welcome to the 'Over 50s Club'
Pleased to hear your son is OK and ditto your eyesite. |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:17 pm |
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Welcome back R8 and son of R8!
Before drilling in future, follow this example:
If you are welding, you will need black glass. Or very dark pink. |
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thud419
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Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:21 pm |
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Fo'andles
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Jul 2007
Posts: 1654
Location: busy doing nothing, somewhere
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:49 pm |
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This site is looking up Reprob8 and his vicodin are back, YIPPEE!!!
Happy 50 Birthday to a lost and found goat. The newest member of the half way codgers. |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:58 pm |
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I was just the other day remarking how quite and peaceful it had been on the board. . . but now you are back.
Welcome back, R8!
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:12 pm |
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Joined: 01 Feb 2006
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 4:30 pm |
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Happy birthday R8!!!
And I am really really glad to hear that your son made it back home ok
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luckey
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:38 pm |
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Welcome back! You were certainly missed.
I'm sorry to hear the things that kept you away sucked so much. I was sooo hoping for more vacation photos and narrative.
Oh well, whatever doesn't kill you hurts like hell. Or something like that. |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
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Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:43 pm |
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Welcome back R8 and happy birthday.
I salute your son. Tell him I said thank you. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:06 pm |
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R8,
Welcome to the 50 age plateau! Been here a couple of years (I was surprised that I made it too). It'll grow on you!
I am glad your son is safely home. Thank him for his service plz.
Take care of the eye, they don't issue spares. As I found on another site:
wisdom wrote: |
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Connie L. Gus
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:20 pm |
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Happy Birthday Reprob8. If I did not wear safety glasses constantly I would be blind twenty times over. Great to hear about your boy. Tell him thank you and give him a hug from me. This coming Thanksgiving will be the first without our son. It sucks to be a nation at war.
I got a Vicodin story. I bought a Lance Armstrong carbon bike and raced it for the first time on Sunday. An hour into it some kid comes out from behind a water station at a right angle from me on a mountain bike. He says "sorry" before I go over the bars. The point of the story is they gave me ten and I've got two Vicodin left. Bruuuhhhhaaahhaaaa. |
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:32 pm |
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I love you Bitch! Glad your son made it back OK! God, what a horror. I salute him! Happy Birthday my good friend! And, you have a PM. I'll be in touch for something about that eye. Hug your Son for me. Good God, I'm almost 48, and I should be dead too. Co workers that dispise, and morons as well ? Two words, Baseball Bat. Let your top hand fly off the barrel for a good follow through. Acid flashback? Excuse me, while I kiss the sky.
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Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:44 pm |
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Pastor Frank
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:25 am |
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Welcome back to you, and your son.
Tell him that an ol' "Puking Buzzard" (4/187 101Abn Asslt) thanks him for his service. |
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 12:33 am |
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Glad to see you're back! And happy birthday, youngster. (Mine's coming up next week but I'd rather not think about it.)
Bummer about the eye surgery but I suppose every cloud has a silver lining, I'm sure you must have finagled a few prescriptions out of the surgeon.
Please tell your son how much we truly appreciate his sacrifices. I'm very glad he's home safe, and I hope home permanently after that much time in the battlefield.
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:34 am |
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I'm sorry about your eye injury but really really happy, to hear your son is home safe.!!
Happy birthday!
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Tsnerd
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 4:45 am |
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You do know that it isn't really necessary to actually do damage to your eye just to wear a pirate patch, don't you?
Happy birthday and please thank your son for his service for me. |
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 5:08 am |
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Sat Oct 20, 2007 8:01 am |
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Happy birthday Rep
There should be a special Vicodin icon just 4 you!! |
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