Make Your Lad Paranoid?

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 9:56 am

Ok, so I'm bored today. I usually have at least one lad who is dedicated enough to email me on the weekends, but today I am out of luck.
So I'll share a paranoia trick I like to use on the lads sometimes. Let me know if you want a custom job to use for your lad.

Here's my computer:

And here is a quick sample of something you could use to upset your lad to no end:

If anyone wants a picture to make a lad think that the pirates are after him and they know where he is, I would need four pics or URL's to load up. Let me know if you want a gun or two in the picture. If you want a google map of his location, let me know his location. &cetera.

And sorry, but I only have a cheesy camera, so the best I can do is about 640x480. (I spent all my money on the computer and could only afford a cheap camera.)

-mikey

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 10:54 am

I'd be surprised if you're average lad understood what was going on.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

When one of my lads finally gave up on 1TV5, Homeland Security sent his baiter a denial to transmit funds, which she promptly forwarded on to the lad. I had admin at v3r1fy send me an email to get the proper heading to include in the forward. You're welcome to copy and use this one if you need a good 'excuse' why they didn't get a MTCN or the money.

Dear XXXX,

I got this weird email from Western Union this morning. They say they are charging back my funds to my credit card and will not allow me to send to you again because you are a security risk. They also said I should not send any money to people I don't know personally, in Nigeria.

Peace and Love,
XXXXX

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To: [email protected]
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Dear Customer,

Thank you for using We have reviewed your intended recipient's security checkpoint questionnaire and have determined 'XXXX XXXX' to be a moderate security risk as per .

We will be crediting back your account Visa account ending in ***4077 in the amount of $1,000 less the $50 transaction fee. We furthermore advise you to cease all communications with this individual and not alert him to an ongoing federal investigation.

Regards,
Agent Ray Zorbach
Admin.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 262

Hmmmmmm in one of my baits i got a "hacker" twist that is about to turn nasty on a Lad... Twisted Evil

i pic might come in handy... ill get back to you in a bit, got to turn it around the empty sapce inside my skull for a bit.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:24 pm

@Oldbaglady: Thanks, I just used the second half of the above with "Dip Chsrles Kwame" of the soldier in Iraq has a box of cah scam bait. I am looking for bank info, now.

Nice modality!

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

lol your electric bill must be expensive.

To make a lad paranoid with that as said he probably wont understand the images he is seeing. to me it looked like you were doing business with someone for money, it didnt suggest "cia type activity"

There is an easier way to make a lad paranoid

"Hey whats this email from bob about - he said he is beside you in an internet cafe and he will do a better deal with me for more money if i pay by bank before monday- he said to beware of scammers and criminals"

That will get the lad paranoid and looking over his shoulder. the multiscreen item would just get reused by the lads, probably very badly in paint but used to scam real victims, Its best not to send lads anything.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 3:26 am

I tried out a spy on one of my mugu a few weeks back. The spy tried to convince the mugu to steal secret information from the main baiting character (a scientist).

The mugu was so freaked he sent the spy's emails on to the scientist and asked him what he wanted to do about them. In fact, he was sooo freaked out he sent the spy's emails in tact, including the parts where the spy called the mugu a scammer Rolling Eyes

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:24 am

Chester wrote:

I'd be surprised if you're average lad understood what was going on.

Oh come on, it's obvious. Isn't it?
Confused

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:36 am

nice setup Smile

that would be really cool for flight sims.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

@OldBaglady:

Thanks! I have a Mugu who--after suffering through the --agreed to give a bank account . . . which, apparently, no longer works.

Heavens to Betsy!

So now he suggests WU again.

See how far he gets, but that rejection may squeeze another bank account out of him.

--J.D.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 1:37 pm

PsycheDelia_Smith wrote:

Chester wrote:

I'd be surprised if you're average lad understood what was going on.

Oh come on, it's obvious. Isn't it?
Confused

It was to me, after I had read the explanation a couple of dozen times, but then I'm thick as a plank.

Seriously, the lad would need to understand what that setup is doing before he thinks 'a spy, I must get paranoid'. The email from the bloke sitting next to lad in cafe - mentioned above - is probably more effective. Or even 'my bruda is just low bank official but I get job done best, oooooooooooo' mail.

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 2:55 pm

Is that Datura in the very top picture?

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:25 pm

@JoeTam - I've often wondered what the plant was, actually. But since you named it, I went and looked it up and I believe you are right. The picture is actually of the rabbit, and the plant is just the background. Wink

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:55 pm

If you want to make him paranoid, send him a small handful of Datura seeds to eat. That'll totally alter his brain for years to come.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Datura_stramonium

http://www.erowid.org/experiences/exp.php?ID=37792

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:45 pm

judging by the leaves in the pic, I'd be saying it is one of the ipomea species, morning glory, or moon flower,

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

JoeTam wrote:

If you want to make him paranoid, send him a small handful of Datura seeds to eat.

What are the ethics of sending Datura seeds? How does it compare to sending a Lad to Chernobyl with a treasure map and a spade?

--J.D.

P.S. My Lad is finding me another bank account! Cool

Posted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 9:58 pm

Dr. X, it was meant as more of a sarcastic joke. I wouldn't wish that on a lad, even. Embarassed

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

JoeTam wrote:

Dr. X, it was meant as more of a sarcastic joke. I wouldn't wish that on a lad, even. Embarassed

Same here! Just . . . trying . . . to make a joke about "ethics threads" and thought Chernobyl was outlandish enough!

Embarassed

--J.D.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 6:21 am

MB, if you ever decide you don't want your computer anymore.. I suppose I could find it in my heart to take it off your hands. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 7:37 am

@Doc X, JoeT Calabar Beans may be easier for a lad to obtain Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:05 am

@ DrX.

Nothing wrong with sending a lad to Chernobyl.
Personally, I'm trying to hire one at the moment to be Benazir Bhutto's bodyguard.

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

@7 of 9 "Better living through chemistry" is what I always say!!

@Slightlyoutofit Man if you could seriously pull that off!!

"But I am your bodyguard, silly woman!!"

Could be an entertaining list of challenges for Mugu. I am reminded of a--now dated--list of "real challenges" for Evel Knievel from Mad Magazine:

one can think of many others.

Not sure of the ethics of it all.

--J.D.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:39 am

^ Stand as a candidate in up coming lib-Dem leadership elections.

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:11 am

Doctor X wrote:

@Slightlyoutofit Man if you could seriously pull that off!!

Well, Ive been firing off emails all morning.

Quote:

Hi.

I'm way too busy too help you at the moment. In fact, I'm looking for
employees of my own. I run a company dealing in Personal Security and
Executive Bodyguards. We are looking to employ people of different
nationalities for assignments all over the world.
If you are fit, open to a challenge and are interested, please email me at
this address. No wimps or unheteros need apply.
At the moment, due to a little hiccup, we have an opening for new
bodyguards for Miss Benazir Bhutto, the PPP political candidate in
Pakistan.

Ron Jeremy.

CEO. Arnie Smallnudger Security.

If the lads can be topical, why can't we?

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 19 Sep 2007 Posts: 262

@michael, would you do me a "setup" in your machine Laughing

Top screen BIG font with the frase VLAD@SKULL (without the @) IS LOOKING AT YOU MUGU !!! or something more catching, im looking for him, you get the pic i guess.
then goole Earth Nigeria in another, maybe some tech windows open in another and center what ever you like.

Im supposed to be the best hacker in the world, breaking into the machines in Nigeria, need it to look really mean and technical.

i'll owe you a foamy one for that and will send you the money by WU at first opportunity Laughing

(do you prefer moneygram?)

Make it look real, high tech....MAtrix Laughing

Edit: really would apreciate if you could do it Wink