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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
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Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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As much as I hate to necro an old thread, I have to know. Anyone hear from my favorite lad? Did Ed finally get hit over the head by a cluebat? |
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"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
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Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Tue Oct 16, 2007 7:50 pm |
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I, too, am eager to hear about the Trials Of Ed. |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
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Location: Not Happy
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Tue Oct 16, 2007 9:52 pm |
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maybe the ddos attack got him ? |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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I'm sure he's still around.
My understanding is that Eliza is very busy right now, she's probably still baiting him but doesn't have time to publish it yet. I reckon we'll get an update by the weekend.
I mean... what purpose would Ed's life have if he wasn't being baited? |
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:33 am |
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Yeah I was wondering whether there had been any developments. Hopefully Eliza will post an update soon - I've been missing my Ed fix. Remember the days when this thread added 3 pages a day? |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Oct 17, 2007 8:51 am |
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@ Mugu It can hardly be called a necro under the current circumstances.
At least the other Ed is still on the road 
It is hard work keeping up with both threads when they where both running
at full steam. Great baits guys |
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Whocares
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 29 Jan 2006
Posts: 24
Location: Belgium
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Wed Oct 31, 2007 9:36 am |
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What happened since? Or is it 3d launching the DoS attacks on this site? |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Just when you think he's gone, up he pops again. Like herpes.
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Dear Mr. ***********,
How are you today?..Hope all is well?..Iam sorry it took me very long to get back to you..I've been very busy.I doing all I could to raise the remaining money for trip.It has not been that easy for me.My business takes alot of my time these days.I hardly find time to read my mails,because Iam always on the move.I got a minor scare last week.My truck load of P.M.S was involved in a serious accident,which resulted into a fire inferno.Iam very lucky to have come out alive without any scratch.Iam doing everything I can see to see that I make it to the Bahamas or the United States before December.
How far have you gone with the case?..How far have your FBI friend gone on those miscreants?.My girlfriend is now in Florida.She called me on the First of October.I've not heard from her since then.Please,endeavour to keep me abrest any new development.I look forward to your response.
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:15 am |
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W.T.F. is he taking about |
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
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Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:55 am |
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| My truck load of P.M.S was involved in a serious accident,which resulted into a fire inferno. |
Do I even want to know? |
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:16 pm |
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^^^^ Yeah I was wondering about that too.
[edit] Well, son of a gun, he's emailed Amy too
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| How are you today?... Hope all is well?..I've been away for quite sometime now.I've not been able to access my mails..Anyway,I left my phone with my brother just incase you call.But to my surprise,he told me you've not called.I've just checked my mail.I've not seen your mails either.It is unusual.Is anything wrong?Uncle Chris lost his mother.I guess you still remember him.He will be coming over to Nigeria by next month for the burial..Hope you are well?..Iam really worried about you..You are my heart and soul..Iam in Nigeria right now..Call me..I really missed you..Remember to change the password to your email box..I love you. |
"Uncle" Chris is a lad in the US that I was supposed to meet while I was in New York. Amazingly the meeting never quite came off. No idea what he means about the password.
As much as I had decided to dump Ed, I _have_ been tempted to write him as Doug. I had planned to tell him there was a body double that got executed in my place and I had been underground looking for Amy since then. For some strange reason he seems to trust Doug and I'm sure that I can get him into some trouble. |
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(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:14 pm |
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Hahahaha, Ed makes a rainy day sunny!
I would love to know what a truck full of PMS is. Maybe an oil change with Midol would help? |
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Worf
Elite Baiter
Joined: 27 May 2007
Posts: 1690
Location: Florida - it's hot down here
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:42 pm |
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"truck full of P.M.S" 
I've missed 3d, I'm glad he's back. |
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veruca41
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Joined: 27 Jun 2007
Posts: 101
Location: The deep South
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 5:42 pm |
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[quote="mr. mugu"]^^^^ Yeah I was wondering about that too.
[edit] Well, son of a gun, he's emailed Amy too
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| Uncle Chris lost his mother.I guess you still remember him.He will be coming over to Nigeria by next month for the burial.. |
Isn't Uncle Chris' mother going to be a bit stale by next month? Let's hope it's a closed casket service.  |
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michael bolton
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Oct 2006
Posts: 175
Location: Texas
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Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:57 pm |
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I don't think I've ever had a bait that lasted more than about two weeks in which the lad didn't lose a relative. The mortality rate is some parts of the world must be extraordinary. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
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Location: Devon, UK
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Sat Nov 03, 2007 11:18 am |
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All joking aside, it is. In places like Burkina Faso, the life expectancy is late 40s, in Nigeria I think it's around 50 years too. Also the birth rate is pretty phenomenal, so families tend to be huge, and their birth (and death) rates much higher.
I'll find out what his P.M.S. is. Petroleum motor spirit perhaps? |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
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Red
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On that point, Burkina Faso also has the world's lowest literacy rates (around 12%). So if you have a lad from Burkina Faso NEVER feel sorry for him. He's in the top percentile of his country education wise and has no excuses for scamming (not that any of them do). The worst thing for these countries is scammers tarnishing any hopes these people have of a future. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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| Iam doing everything I can see to see that I make it to the Bahamas or the United States before December |
3d stuck in the Bahamas for xmas without a ticket home would be a wonderful present for everyone here at eater... nudge nudge wink wink |
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 10:49 am |
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3d being back on the radar has made my Christmas  |
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Super Model
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Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:00 pm |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
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Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Nov 06, 2007 3:55 pm |
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I slapped our boy Ed yesterday for failing to follow through with Peanut's brilliant visa application form. He wrote back this morning:
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My typhoid fever re-occurred again..I had re-run another medical laboratory test.The amount of the parasite in my blood stream was still above mark.So,I had to go back to the hospital for medication.I had to be admitted for seven days,so as to enable the doctors monitor my recovery process.Right now,I've lost alot of weight.It seems you don't understand what a typhoid fever is.I contacted it from contaminated water or food..It kills if not properly treated.Anyway,the amount of the typhoid parasite have been brought down to 30.I still need to bring it down to 10.I was discharged from the hospital yesterday morning.Iam still on medication.
Before,the typhoid attack.I've been able to print out the forms.But I've not been able to fill it.I've started filling it.Please,I want you to bear with me.If it was possible for me to give it to another person fill it on my behalf.I would have so.But I wanted to fill out the forms myself.I will sending the forms along with my O.N.D Diploma Certificate Result Notification and My Birth Certificate.May the good lord continue to bless you and your entire household.I look forward to your response.
GOD BLESS YOU.
Edward Smith.
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
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Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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veruca41
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[quote="Juan Freizwidatt"]I slapped our boy Ed yesterday for failing to follow through with Peanut's brilliant visa application form. He wrote back this morning:
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| My typhoid fever re-occurred again..I had re-run another medical laboratory test.The amount of the parasite in my blood stream was still above mark. |
Typhoid fever is caused by bacteria, not parasites. Wonder what's really up? |
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SlapHappy
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Joined: 15 May 2006
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Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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^^ i doubt he has a medical degree....hehehe just a bug to him... |
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