Lad informs me of new Nigerian banking rule

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

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Attn Captain B1lly M0rgan

I received your mail look Captain B1lly M0rgan. I am not pulling your legs rather this is our bank rules here in Nigeria hence any money has be paid from out side Nigeria the person that send the money must send a copy of the payment receipt here Nigeria to the receivers, from me to pick it from the bank without me present a copy of the payment receipt to the bank their cannot release the money to me and I am going to pull it immediately so that I can be able to pay the submission fee and the approvals document�s so you need to send the payment receipt to me fast .

Now that's a new one. Poor lad. The wire transfer hasn't gone through.

It's not smart to lie to a pirate!

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 2:49 am

Jayhawk I had a similarly poor excuse for why a lad couldn't pick up a bank transfer that was made in an ASEM:

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our bank in Xxxxxxx (country 1) which is the bank you transfered the money in is doing their mothly Innovation and we went over there today to get the money ans start up the process as we promise but the bank did not arrow us to get the money telling us to wait for one montly which will be late for us to complete the Job,so the coordinators has Instructed that you shuold go and withdraw the money back and send it through western union money transfer to Xxxxxxx (country 2) because we are moving over there for another project Job with their President.

I asked him why, when I called the bank, they said nothing of the sort... I mean, this is how we've always done business! Very Happy

Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2007 4:37 am

I had Mr Philios tell me he needed the receipt, and told him that he had received a copy of the electronic receipt from ITV5, and, also, EUFANANAFAA.org-y, which made him happy for a while... until it didn't clear, again.... THAT poor bastard answered 400 questions, too, and had 5 bank transfers (at least) from me go sour..... Electronic receipts are all the new rage in banking. Doesn't everyone know that? Twisted Evil

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^I have done the same thing.

Heck, I am a busy pathologist/barrister/behavio(u)ral modifier, I just communicate with my banker who does the rest.

"Slip?" What is this strange learning.

Had one get really pissed when I told him my banker told me he had mailed "the slip" to the address on the original advertisement--in "London, California."

--J.D.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, it must be true, as my dying widow confirms it:

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How are you today? I hope not bad, it have being long your inform me what is going on you just keep silent to me why? Well barrister p*ter J*hnson have told me every thing look my dear I work in a bank here in Nigeria our rule is when you receive or send money to some one you must send him /her a copy of the payment receipt to him/her to show the bank for confirmation so if the lawyer ask you for the receipt he is not making any mistake that is how it is here ok and it have being taking 5days you sent the money and if you can not send the payment receipt today latest tomorrow the bank will send the money back to you by then you will pay another charges to pay it again so if your are really sure that your mate send the money kindly tell him to give you the receipt so that you can send it immediately.

Silly lad. I have told him numerous times that the pirate ship I'm on sometimes gets out of DEFCON5 range, and my internet connection is interrupted. Time for a good old-fashioned pirate slap.

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