Love Lad Wul1 : pics, letters & "boneheads"

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Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 6:47 pm

Well...it is very easy... (gracing my siggy line) is a very childish and dumb lad mirroring me to the extreme and asking for presents each time we meet. r (female version of my main character ...maybe known to German viewers from the Hamburg TV comedy "extra 3") is not feeling too well...well she got sick of him because he has begun to constantly preach to her (him being a lay preacher).
Lad�s full name is ... (as he calls me) has been ill for some weeks, her best friend (a.k.a. "secretary" in the ARK bait) has been chatting with Wuli ever since (him disguising as cousin who shares the IP with every time Shocked

, wow, clever he is!). has now been demanding a well wishing sign pic for some weeks (as she did in ARK�s doctor story). Today poor (himself in hospital, haha, mirrroring poor to the extreme, I told you.) managed to raise his lazy a$$. Here �t is :

I feel even worse when I see him...at least I HOPE the sign isn�t a fake...ARK was better.
EDIT ... the usual typos...

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:05 pm

Fake I'm afraid. If you look at the writing, it's in a straight horizontal line but the paper isn't, so the writing doesn't match the paper. A shame cos otherwise it would have been a great trophy.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:07 pm

GRRRRR! I hate i!!!!! will say he hates his "smile" so he needs to retake it.

Hmmm...just taken a ruler...the "with" and the "times" both do seem to be going up a little to the left...well nothing I could not do myself with some minutes of fiddling around with Paintbrush, I think...

Retaking is best anyway! Maybe with balancing a banana? Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:13 pm

I did notice it wasn't totally horizontal, but when you compare it to the paper you can see a big difference. The picture was printed out, the text added and then the finished thing was rescanned would be my guess. That'd explain the reason the writing is slightly askew.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:15 pm

Did I mention I hate lads? (Thank you for your info, Wayne. Gives reason to slap him!)

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:17 pm

If I can find a reason for someone to slap a lad I'm more than happy to help Twisted Evil

(edit) If it helps, here's the EXIF data showing it was scanned.

Exif IFD0

* Camera Make = HP
* Camera Model = HP Scanjet 3800
* X-Resolution = 200/1 = 200.00
* Y-Resolution = 200/1 = 200.00
* X/Y-Resolution Unit = inch (2)
* Y/Cb/Cr Positioning (Subsampling) = co-sited / datum point (2)

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 7:22 pm

Yes, there is a tiny white space at the bottom showing it laid on the white ground of a scanner.
Grrr, too bad I missed this afternoon! We would have had something to talk about.
EDIT Just to show you how boring he is the abrigded slap chat from tonight:

Quote:

Dr. J0: good to see you again
Wul1: so is it with you
Dr. J0: Did Chrys315 tell you what happened to me?
Wul1: my dear you remeber i told you on the 13th of last month that i was feeling cold and that was all
Wul1: i have been in bed for three weeks
Wul1: just as you have bben
Dr. J0: interesting how we are connected
Wul1: so we all took ill the same day
Dr. J0: Chryseis said you are still in hospital
Wul1: yes
Wul1: i was
Dr. J0: you have a computer room there?
Wul1: i was discharged on wednesday
Wul1: i was just about to send chrys a mail
Wul1: when i saw you come on
Dr. J0: I weas hoping to work this week again but I cannot yet
Wul1: but are you able to wrok normally?
Wul1: as before?
Dr. J0: sure
Dr. J0: I am not ill in that sence, I was just terribly weak
Wul1: ok
Wul1: and you eat well?
Dr. J0: I suffer from bulimy, this means I have hardly been eating which made me so weak that I dropped dead several times even in public
Dr. J0: That was when my parents took me home
Wul1: ok
Wul1: so tell me what happend to you? Rolling Eyes

Dr. J0: I suffer from bulimy, this means I have hardly been eating which made me so weak that I dropped dead several times even in public
Dr. J0: But what did you have?
Wul1: ok
Wul1: i remember to told me you once fel in public
Wul1: went through some kind of traumar and a bit of malaria
Wul1: didnt chrys tell you that?
Dr. J0: she did not know the exact reason she just said you are in hospital
Dr. J0: but I was disappointed
Dr. J0: Chrys315 said you promised a love sign photo to me
Wul1: i think savoir will have let her know
Wul1: really
Wul1: know
Dr. J0: You have been out snce Wednesday and Chryseis has not had anything for me
Dr. J0: I was crying on Friday
Wul1: beacuse i am not in the best of shape for photo thats why it seems i did not send it earlier Rolling Eyes

Wul1: ok
Wul1: why?
Dr. J0: You have been out snce Wednesday and Chryseis has not had anything for me
Wul1: IS NOT LIKE THAT
Wul1: you know how skinny i am Rolling Eyes

Wul1: before taking ill
Wul1: so you can imagin how i would look as a sick man
Wul1: dont be sad
Wul1: ok
Dr. J0: I thought you did not like me
Wul1: why wount i
Wul1: you like me
Wul1: so i should like you
Dr. J0: I guess I better bring back the presents I have for our November love meeting, Wuli
Wul1: back where?
Dr. J0: back to the shops
Wul1: why? Rolling Eyes

Dr. J0: I thought you did not like me
Wul1: i like you
Wul1: ok
Dr. J0: You could at least have sent me a photo with a sign "Jo, I miss you"
Wul1: lol
Dr. J0: I better bring them back to the store
Wul1: chrys will have some thing for you soon
Wul1: dont worry
Wul1: ok
Wul1: just be calm
Dr. J0: I would love so much to see your handwriting
Wul1: so are you at your own home now or still at your parents?
Dr. J0: like "Jo...I love you..."
Dr. J0: "...looking forward to November"
Wul1: because you wanted to see my hand writing and you told me before we both became ill
Wul1: even on my sick bed i wrote a letter expressing my gratitude to you in that letter
Wul1: and i am supprised you ahve still received it yet
Dr. J0: that was a lie, too
Wul1: its not
Wul1: wait let me relog in
Wul1: are you at your own home or still at your parents home?
Wul1: sweetie talk to me
Wul1:
BUZZ!!!
Dr. J0: I am not home
Wul1: so is there any body at your home who in any way bring the letter to you at your parents home?
Dr. J0: well yes
Dr. J0: I have hardly left my bed
Wul1: so dont you believe i sent you a letter?
Dr. J0: I do not care
Wul1: please dont talk like this
Wul1: i really ask my sister to go and post it for me because i couldnt go my self
Wul1: i will show you a copy it if when you come next month
Wul1: so tell me are you angry with me because of the letteter?
Dr. J0: I would love so much to see your handwriting
Dr. J0: and you did not even send me a sign pic, after all I have done
Wul1: chrys will bring it to you
Wul1: i have sent it
Wul1: i dresssed at the hospital in sunday and made it Rolling Eyes

Wul1: so i sent it to day for chrys to print it out for you
Wul1: ok
Wul1: chrys said you dad had a party yesterday ?
Dr. J0: even now
Dr. J0: they are so loud and my head is so aching
Wul1: what is it about?
Dr. J0: birthday
Wul1: ok
Wul1: how old is he now?
Dr. J0: So you really really hve send Chryseis a photo with your handwritten love sign?
Dr. J0: 47
Dr. J0: 57 of course
Wul1: because i wanted the writing to be special i typed it and printed it out and held it to make the photo Rolling Eyes

Dr. J0: no! you did not write it?
Dr. J0: anybody could have typed words...
Dr. J0: I ONLY WANT YOU!!!
Wul1: di you know what the inscrption is?
Wul1: do
Wul1: but with the letter i am talking about i wrote it with my own hand wrtitting
Wul1: i am sure you will receive that letter
Dr. J0: I wanted a sign pic to frame and put next to my bed
Wul1: yes
Wul1: chrys will bring it to you
Wul1: when ever she visits you
Wul1: ok
Dr. J0: I need to sleep
Dr. J0: hope I can
Wul1: are you angry?
Dr. J0: was somehow nice to meet you again...
Dr. J0: bye
Wul1: so when can we meet again?
Wul1: jo
Wul1: please i came on because i wanted meet and caht again with you my dear
Wul1: plase
Wul1: chrys will surely bring you that photo
Wul1: talk to me
Wul1: i have all the time had you on my mind
Wul1: i have always long for you
Wul1: and now that we have met to talk
Wul1: things dont seem to to well
Wul1: please dont get angry with me
Wul1: i will be online tomorrow

YAAAWN!!! " Mr. Fake Trophy!" Evil or Very Mad

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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 3:43 pm

is a lazy git! Would anyone call that a trophy?? Childish rubbish! A love sign is a different thing...

Quote:

please print this hand writing out for jo
it is very important so please print it out for her because she needs it.hope to her from you.

In a word : Baaaah! Evil or Very Mad

Answer from friend already on the way :

Quote:

Dear ,

don�t you think this one looks a little cheap? Please redraw it and use a little more paint. Please remember: RED is the colour of love Wink

Told you he�s a bit dumb even for a lad Wink

you got to tell him everything.

EDIT Later that evening he shows a better lad performance :

Quote:

(14.10.2007 22:47:4 Cool

: hello
(14.10.2007 22:47:49): love
(14.10.2007 22:49:17): i will send you a more nice hand written sign because theonei sent to chrys for you is a blue is ablueink
(14.10.2007 22:49:47): so i will use ared ink tomorrow for it and send to you
(14.10.2007 22:50:16): i love you
(14.10.2007 22:50:2 Cool

: i hope you are not angry with me
(14.10.2007 22:50:55): becausei am worried

I am worried as well...because I want to get a genuine trophy from you before I die Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2007 6:43 pm

I like having options :

Quote:

2007/10/15, >:
How are you and jo doing today? so chrys do you want meto scan the hand written
love sign and send to your email to be printed out for jo or you want me to hold it in my hands and make a photo again?

Oooh, Jo wants the latter one definitely! - If you like to meet him on YIM, there is his address Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 9:51 am

OK, needed some days of ignorance, which drove him back to the photo studio :

Quote:

: have you already bought my phone?
: i have sent a new love sign photo to for her to print it out for you
i hope you will like it and not only like it but love it.
: i love you you jo
e: i still remeber we are meet in november.
: are you coming with your laptop?

Skeedle Loo Doo Boo ... hope this one isn�t a fake? (Please say no...)

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 10:57 am

Nice

He don't look all that happy about it Smile

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:05 am

Yes, it will hardly serve to help Jo recovering, will it? (Time to die, time for the will form...but I better die just 1 day after our airport meeting will have failed - if I have the patience to bear his crap a whole month longer!)

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 11:53 am

Another nice photo for your desk Frumpy

Have you spoken to a physic to find out what she will die from?

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 8:37 pm

A quick car crash, no pain, but well insuranced! And being mentioned in the form. Your trusty form! Laughing

Posted: Mon Oct 29, 2007 12:38 am

Death just occurred: Jo is dead. So there is her best friend Chrys left. sends 4-6 emails every cafe night shift - ouchie!.
Of course my usual modality was to provide him with MG�s inheritance form, thus creating two sign holders.
I have a new idea, maybe it works: Since (= acting as a "cousin") is getting interested in as well as old dumb i isi, why not performing the following little drama:

= Daisy Duck (maybe loving both?)
= Donald Duck
= Gladstone Gander

This could offer some possibilities... Idea

Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 5:45 pm

Nevertheless, after having sent an extremely unacceptable condolence email to Jo�s friend he has found an empty page in his cheap college block and was able to manage that mystical machine in the dark cafe corner called scanner : Laughing

Guess now he is ready for some inheritance...

EDIT This guy surely has brain troubles...he sent a 2nd condolence letter!! (parents� version)
(Economical as he is, using the back of the same crappy sheet of paper.)

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:06 pm

Of course, I had made my last will before I dropped dead at my desk. Murry Guru�s form has proven well with ARK, and even such an IQ featherweight like Wul1 managed after only 1 email of stupid questions to actually fill in this form by himself and doing his and his buddy�s photo right, outrunning ARK in that respect.
Welcome to the Dummkopf-Club Laughing

!

Quite some dark alley pics...
The photographer must have been some 0sm4n L4mb0 who forwarded that mail to my boy who in turn forwarded it to my lawyer with some words.

Quote:

Dear MR ,
please this are the completed forms that you asked me to fill and return to you
i will be waiting to hear positively from you.
when you look at the photographs i am wearing a blue long sleevs.
and if you want to print it you want to print the photograhps you please high light them before.
thank you

Wul1 himself did not forget to remind my friend that she "wants" to send him the dead fiancee�s gifts and cell phones, which she has never consented to. Rolling Eyes

That�s sooo typical (and the main reason for J0 having dropped dead over her keyboard being online all night and the other day ! Laughing

)

Quote:

19:26 (3� Stunden)
well my dear i will first plan foy trip to visit the schlurter family and especialy you.
but please how about the items i want you to do me a favour by sending them to me.i hope to hear from you again and here is my addrss

.

Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

Ha! Are you going to let him get away with a post office box for a mailing/shipping address??

Also, another eater member here has a fantastic shipping service that I'd highly recommend! It's called L.O.S.T. http://bravodelta.servemp3.com/viewtopic.php?t=123138

Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 11:36 pm

^^Super! Thank you. I can use a reliable one this week or I would have to die...

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 12:48 am

^^^^^ Not only a P.O. Box for an address but he also lied about his age, unless my math is off. 8-31-70 would have made him 37 on his last birthday.

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:02 am

Nono, Wul1 Booly really is 27 - we have been talking about his gifts for months Laughing

and now they are rotting in Berlin which is the reason why my dim-minded impatient friend is insisting so much (in each mail) that they be sent to his house (which has no electricity, so what�s the point in laptops anyway?).
I was the best girlfriend of good old J0 and now he begs her for those presents!

I haven�t yet thought about a new modality...maybe I let move to the US so Wul1 can be happy to just have won a Green card, which inquires Peanut�s great form to be filled in! I bet there are much better sound studios for his sound engineering education than in Accra. And some weeks of extra patience and form filling won�t hurt too much.

�s only "message" on PL is S C A M M E R.
If anyone of you likes a really stupid, dim-witted lad for starters share mine with me.
(Just please do not call him "Wul1" - that was J0�s speciality...alas, the poor gal, died over her keyboard while chatting with this penetrant gift-beggar...)

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 1:38 pm

@ Murray. I am geting confused here. Is that one of my forms (ID Vericiation) or just the logo? I thought I gave you a probate one not one of these. Which ever it is working a ruddy treat!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:54 pm

This is PRICELESS!!!!! I've picked up Wul1 through an ASEM, and he's now tellinbg me all about his german girlfriend who died 2 weeks ago and how much he misses and loved her!! @Frumpy - you really must have screwed with the poor lads mind!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:19 pm

^^Wow! i have always known about that global village...soo great to hear different opinions!
I have had that only once, when a different baiter told me his pet mentioned my character, whose donation will help to finance his next project connected with the other baiter.
I know him from PL, it was love at first sight.
The story has not come to its end...right now my lawyer has put some worries into his mind that photos^^ might NOT be accepted by the "board" if the applicant and his witness used both the same sign!
I am still in multiple email contact (5-10 a day) with him as "my" sister and "my" friend, who is not as nice as poor old J0 was.
I hope now PRS GG s helping he as my sound engineer friend, J0 has thought of givng Wul1 35k Euros in her last will for him to finish his education. Of course, US scholarships do have strict rules and many forms. And the above ones came back surprisingly quick!

Posted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:35 pm

He went on about how sweet J0 was and how she was going to go marry him, and bring him a laptop to help with his course and all... Had almost an hour long convo with him, meeting again tomorrow. He sent me his pic today and I sent him a .dll file! Poor lad...
He didn't mention anything about Chryseis (that's your other character, right?) but that's not surprising...
I'm posting the relevant bits of the conversation.

Quote:

krissy_kochanski2000: I don't really like talking about him. It wasn't good
preciouslove27: i also lost my gril friend two weeks ago
krissy_kochanski2000: oh no! How?
preciouslove27: krissy
preciouslove27: sorry i went off
preciouslove27: well we were talking bout how i lost my girl friend
preciouslove27: she colapsed and that was all
krissy_kochanski2000: that's terrible... Are you ok?
preciouslove27: i am trying to cop
krissy_kochanski2000: My computer is really bad. I'm gonna try send the pic. I don't know what's going wrong with it...
preciouslove27: she was not here in Ghana though
krissy_kochanski2000: I know how bad I was when Arnie died - I feel really bad for you.
krissy_kochanski2000: Where was she?
preciouslove27: she is a German
krissy_kochanski2000: really? did you meet her online too?
preciouslove27: yes
preciouslove27: i did
preciouslove27: she was soo loving and caring
krissy_kochanski2000: Arnie was like that when we first got married. It didn't work out actually. We were going to get a divorce when he died. But I still miss him.
preciouslove27: you know death is part of human
preciouslove27: but it becomes sad when it suddenly happens
krissy_kochanski2000: of course, but it's always hard when people die unexpectedly. Was she sick?
preciouslove27: she was sick for a month
preciouslove27: and she was okay before the colapse
krissy_kochanski2000: see that was what was so hard about Arnie - he died suddenly in an accident on the ship.
preciouslove27: i even had a chat with her at 11am on the very day she passed away
krissy_kochanski2000: oh, honey, that's awful
krissy_kochanski2000: He was fixing the drive plate and he didn't do it properly and it exploded...
preciouslove27: OOOOOOOOOO
preciouslove27: this is very heart braking
krissy_kochanski2000: I wasn't even on the ship at the time or I might have died too. I was stuck in stasis
preciouslove27: ok
preciouslove27: my girl friend was so caring
preciouslove27: because i was enrolling into a six month course
preciouslove27: she promised me a lap top so i can carry out my assignments and project works efficiently
preciouslove27: but death just laid its icy hands on her
krissy_kochanski2000: that's really terrible
preciouslove27: i just could not believe it when i was told of her death
krissy_kochanski2000: I'm sure. I didn't find out about Arnie until I got out of stasis, which was like 3 days later
preciouslove27: ok
krissy_kochanski2000: anyway, do you want to talk about something else? this is making me really sad...
preciouslove27: yes
preciouslove27: is alo making me sad as well
preciouslove27: so lets talk about some thing else

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