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Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 11:53 am

Ok we know that many of out lads are NOT muslim, but live in an area where the northern section is highly populated by muslims. An idea is to say that you were watching TV and they had a show about a Muslim holiday and were discussing how countries such as Nigeria celebrate this holiday - - we pretend to assume all people in Africa are Muslim today and wish them a great holiday - - Eid. It officially begins today for many Muslims in Africa - - but the muslims in Pakistan, for instance, begin it tomorrow.

So, just to annoy the lads a bit - - wish them a good holiday.

Just another idea to throw them off script....they may tell you about the holiday or explain that they aren't Muslim - so you can ask some questions about Islam and Africa and why not all africans are Muslim - etc...

And if you (the baiter) really are Muslim - - I hope you have a good holiday weekend.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Hmm
The end of Ramadan, known for fasting during daytime, but also the time when lying, stealing, greed and lust are to be avoided ( amongst other things )

Yeah the lads have been observing that well! Rolling Eyes

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 1:45 pm

I was wondering why my usually very talkative lad has gone quiet

This explains it, the internet cafe is closed for the holiday

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:10 pm

If they're not Muslim, we could encourage them to show goodwill to their brothers... by offering pork-roast Twisted Evil

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 9:55 pm

Just come back from Egypt, 80% who are muslim, they also have to give at least 2.5% of their annual income to the poor, during Ramadam.
Did notice the internet cafes were closed.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 10:19 pm

Quote:

May Allah bless you on this holiday! Buddah will be in your dreams! May God Almighty bless you tomorrow! Praise the Golden Goat of good wishes! May vast amounts of stolen money become yours, Brother! Pray to the Dali Lama my Jewish friend!

Let em' sort that one out.

(No offense meant to anyone, or any belief. This is only meant to baffle our scamming friends).

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2007 Posts: 2628

Add in Happy Samhain ( Halloween ) and there may be a Hindu festival in there you've missed but think you've got most covered
though there may be a sect or two round here that may want a pyramid or two etc Laughing

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:21 pm

Out in Utah, it's time to add another wife to the stable.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 1:51 pm

Hallelujagobble!

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