Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Thanks to the rest of you Dan has completely forgotten about his car. Very Happy

Interpol had to send him a reminder, and to inform him that if the completed security forms and photos were not received by October 1 his car would be put up for auction. Naturally, he responded with a whine:

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Hello Friend,
Well please just give me a little time is just that i am having some problems thats why i haven't provided the form please i will get back to you immediately the problem is stop please.Amrobbers are disturbing me thats why i haven't still give you the form i want to relocate please just give me a little time.
God bless

Armed robbers are disturbing him. How sweet.

I really want a photo of him. I'm thinking that he could make big money when a San Fernando wine company decides to put his picture on their bottles. I'm thinking of a photo of him, with the caption "No finer wine" underneath it.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Now you know how I feel when he completely forgets about love. LOL.

I did phone him tonight. He's lying about being kicked out. I woke at least step dad and Dan. Step dad answered the phone. Dan's main concern is still the passport. He said he had the naked pictures taken for me today and would send them on Wednesday. Hasn't mentioned the car to F recently.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Of course he lied about having the naked pictures ready and only needing to scan them.

He sent this today. (My first trophy pic.)

http://www.putfile.com/pic.php?img=6836818

F was not happy that she did not get naked pics as promised and she complained that he looked like he was going to fall over in this one.

Is he communicating with anyone else at this point?

Posted: Wed Oct 10, 2007 3:03 pm

Not much to report from here. Yesterday Dan told me that his girlfriends father is an immigration officer and he wanted me to send him some money for a passport. I slapped him and the response was "please please give me some time, I'll sort things out".

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 3:01 pm

Not heard from Dan for a week, so as promised if he did nothing, his film advance is toast.

Quote:

In accordance with your wishes Razz

, we have donated your unclaimed funds to the 'Orphans for Oil' charity. I took the liberty of passing on your email address as their benefactor.I am sure that they will be getting in touch with you soon to express their gratitude.

Dan will soon be contacted by a grateful

Congrats on your trophy pic, RS, getting anything out of lazy Dan is an achievement.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Thanks roy. I am not too hopeful I can get him to travel.

The lad just writes his own script. Fiona will go to Benin as requested. Then she can be detained there when her name is linked with his. Sorry but he wants nothing more to do with immigration.

Quote:

dan : so how are u preparing?
F: preparing?
dan: yes
F: for?
dan: your coming to Nigeria
F: my agent is working on getting me a shoot
F: i should know by tomorrow or monday
dan: k
dan: i'll be very happy to see u really
F: i'll be happy to see you too
F: but you must meet me at the airport
F: i called the embassy yesterday about your application
dan: what did they say?
F: they will not tell me anything because it's your application
F: privacy concerns, they will not release any information to anyone but you
F: so i asked about just general procedures, how it works
F: they have passed the documents to immigration
F: it must go through the immigration department first
dan: go on
F: they gave me a contact there, you must get in touch with the immigration department
F: greencard@
dan: i don't want to get intouch with anybody
F: why not?
dan: i don't really sweetheart
dan: when are u really coming?
F: maybe next week
dan: what will u buy for me?
F: why won't you get in touch with anyone there?
dan: sweetheart i'm tired of doing that
dan: i have done it several times
F: so what happened?
dan: no progress
F: there is nothing more i can do then
F: it is up to you
dan: nothing else just come to Nigeria thats all i need for now
F: i have to go now
F: it was lovely talking to you
dan: wait a little please
F: i'll let you know when i can come
dan: u said next week
dan: was'nt it?
F: yes
dan: so sweetheart when you come,you'll have to come to Benin
F: Benin, ok
dan: before we both go to lagos
dan: and in lagos we'll make the passport

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:08 pm

RS, Dan lives in Benin, ie Benin City Nigeria. Benin is also the name of a country next door to Nigeria:

I'm sure that nothing could possibly go wrong with your visit to Benin. Twisted Evil

Maybe you could get arrested at the airport and ring him to come and get you, a la Eliza Doolitle?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Yes, Roy, I know. That's why I repeated Benin, back to him, so when it happens it will be all his fault. Laughing

BTW, he is quite upset that his movie money has been given to orphans. He comes on without showing himself as being on and is typing quite fast.

Quote:

dan (10/11/2007 10:46:42 AM): have something important to discuss with u
dan (10/11/2007 10:46:54 AM): please i need u to call me
dan (10/11/2007 10:45:39 AM): imagine the bank manager told me that he has issued my money to the orphanage,i can't believe that
F (10/11/2007 10:46:02 AM): dan
dan (10/11/2007 10:46:03 AM): well please call me is important we need to talk
dan (10/11/2007 10:46:13 AM): yes
F (10/11/2007 10:46:26 AM): i can't see u
dan (10/11/2007 10:47:05 AM): imagine the bank manager told me that he has issued my money to the orphanage,i can't believe that
F (10/11/2007 10:47:36 AM): your movie money?
dan (10/11/2007 10:47:44 AM): yes of course
F (10/11/2007 10:48:06 AM): oh no, why?
dan (10/11/2007 10:48:30 AM): i just don't know
dan (10/11/2007 10:48:45 AM): sweetheart please u need to be fast k
dan (10/11/2007 10:49:04 AM): because by next two weeks i have to be in US
dan (10/11/2007 10:49:25 AM): because i don't understand this nonesense he is saying
F (10/11/2007 10:49:49 AM): what nonesense is he saying?
dan (10/11/2007 10:50:19 AM): saying he has given my money to the orphanage home
F (10/11/2007 10:50:30 AM): it is for a good cause, but how can he just give it away?
dan (10/11/2007 10:50:52 AM): i don't really know
dan (10/11/2007 10:51:23 AM): sweetheart please when in next week are u coming?
F (10/11/2007 10:51:32 AM): you had no warning?
dan (10/11/2007 10:51:45 AM): no
dan (10/11/2007 10:52:14 AM): he only told me i should come in person to collect my ATM card finish
dan (10/11/2007 10:52:51 AM): sweetheart pls u need to call me
dan (10/11/2007 10:52:52 AM): pls
dan (10/11/2007 10:53:03 AM): we need to discuss pls
dan (10/11/2007 10:53:10 AM): my time is almost off
F (10/11/2007 10:53:14 AM): honey, i'm waiting to hear from my agent
F (10/11/2007 10:53:35 AM): but it's looking good for Benin next week
dan (10/11/2007 10:54:08 AM): when in next week?
dan (10/11/2007 10:54:40 AM): sweetheart will u call me?
dan (10/11/2007 10:55:04 AM): pls we need to catch up with some thins please
dan (10/11/2007 10:55:10 AM): i need to go now
dan (10/11/2007 10:55:13 AM): time is off
dan (10/11/2007 10:55:17 AM): love u bye

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 4:55 pm

Dan, dan the frantic man... Laughing

Nice head-spinning modality for the mugu.

Posted: Thu Oct 11, 2007 5:34 pm

Nothing like ripping off his $500,000 movie money for getting him to answer my emails:

Quote:

Is this kidding or what?

Dear sir,
I won't like to hear such a word is that ok,you can tell me that kind of word that the five hundred thousand USD just go like that i think maybe you are joking and if its kidding i don't like it,if anything happen to that money you won't like what will happen is that ok.
Get my money back i don't like it ok,i did not tell you i have too much money that i will now start lending money to the orphanage. That's not strictly true, dan, is it?
get my money back because you did'nt know how the money came go back and collect the money and tell the FBI to tell me what to do.

G4ye won't be spoken to like that:

Quote:

Dear Sir,

I do not care much for the tone of your letter, what do you mean by
'you won't like what will happen is that ok' No it is not OK, and your
email has been forwarded to the Police.

I would refer you to a letter sent to you on the 18 September giving
you 30 days to put your affairs in order and claim your money.

G4ye B4rr
Account Officer

Meanwhile the orphans are delighted, and off out to celebrate. I sent him a genuine picture of happy orphans with balloons off the net that I won't post.

Quote:

Dear Mr Dan,

Our orphans are beside themselves with delight after your splendid
generous donation, via the USA Bank! I enclose a picture of them
celebrating.

Now they will be able to drive cars, and wear nice shoes.

We are all going off to a restaurant to celebrate.

Bless you my son,
--

I can't wait for his reply.

Posted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 2:35 pm

Well the bank got a whiney reply from dan, wanting his money back:

Quote:

Ok yes so please do that i need to get my money back i'll donate money to the orphanage home but no now please get my money back i'll soon come back to US to activate my account.
God bless,
Thanks for your help

Gaye put him straight:

Quote:

Please do what? The money has gone. If anything, you owe us money for
the transfer charges.

You were given 30 days warning, and did nothing.

I just got this short grovel back from him:

Quote:

i did'nt know that i was given thirty days warning please i'm so sorry

Meanwhile Father J0rgens and the orphans haven't heard anything, so I thought Dan would like an update on the fate of his money:

Quote:

Dear Mr Dan,

Thankyou again for your wonderful generosity.

The children had a wonderful time last night at the restaurant, most
had never been to one before.

This morning I bought a fine car to take them out in, I attach a
picture. I think you call them stretch limos. Anyway, the children
love it, and there is a minibar for me.

Your new best friend,

--
Father Hugh J0rgens

EDIT: dan doesn't reply to father J0rgens directly, instead he tries to tap into his newly found wealth by sending his 'Daddy was a murdered goldminer' scam from another of his accounts. Well, I can bait him all over again now.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

LMAO! Dan asks F questions that just seem to come from out of the blue. That picture explains this.

Quote:

dan (10/12/2007 10:08:08 AM): sweetheart,how much is an limos stretch cost?
F (10/12/2007 10:08:25 AM): what do you mean?
F (10/12/2007 10:08:28 AM): to buy one?
dan (10/12/2007 10:08:38 AM): yes
F (10/12/2007 10:08:48 AM): i don't know
F (10/12/2007 10:08:52 AM): why do you ask?
dan (10/12/2007 10:09:29 AM): i'm thinking when i'm in US i'll prefare using that
dan (10/12/2007 10:09:38 AM): or a G-class
F (10/12/2007 10:09:46 AM): G-class?
F (10/12/2007 10:09:51 AM): what is that?
dan (10/12/2007 10:09:52 AM): yes
dan (10/12/2007 10:10:01 AM): is a car
dan (10/12/2007 10:10:06 AM): a customise car
F (10/12/2007 10:10:12 AM): what about your car?
dan (10/12/2007 10:10:57 AM): i am thinking of telling them to sell it and send me the money is that Good
F (10/12/2007 10:12:20 AM): you don't like it?
F (10/12/2007 10:12:30 AM): i was so looking forward to riding in that unique car
dan (10/12/2007 10:12:57 AM): but i'llget other unique one
dan (10/12/2007 10:13:26 AM): how much is the most costest car in US

Today he was in a very loving mood, I'll spare you the love poetry. He wanted to know what presents F was bringing for his family. F slapped him around a bit for daring to only be concerned about gifts when she has changed her entire schedule to come and help him get his passport.

He started trying to appease her.

Quote:

when u arriv at my street it will be a prestige

and

Quote:

your are my life,my adventure,my dream,loving u is like and acievement in my life

F doesn't want to get off on the wrong foot with mom so she relents and they agree on six laptops

Quote:

toshiba satelite wireless

. He shows some concern.

Quote:

that are they are six in number,but can u get six,can't it be too heavy for u

? She says its not a problem as he has agreed to pick her up at the airport.

Another slapping ensues when he says he doesn't have a car and won't be coming to the airport afterall. She tells him he is unreliable, he couldn't follow instructions to get a simple picture right and now he has lost $500,000. She doesn't think he can provide for her and his future children.

He says he will come to the airport by public bus and she can rent a jeep for them to drive.

Then he tells her about all the things he has going. (He's all over the place.)

First he mentions a contract with a photographer that is worth $500,000 euros. Then he asks about the cost of the stretch limo.

Next:

Quote:

dan (10/12/2007 10:20:13 AM): do you watch the premier leage?
F (10/12/2007 10:20:34 AM): no, not much, do you
dan (10/12/2007 10:21:12 AM): always
dan (10/12/2007 10:21:27 AM): if i don't watch i won't rest
F (10/12/2007 10:21:37 AM): i see,
dan (10/12/2007 10:21:40 AM): united for life

Then he realizes that he hasn't negotiated a gift for himself and starts in about the mobile again. F told him all the cool people in the US, especially the movie people have Iphones and she could get him the Nokia but when he got to the US he will look foolish. Now he wants an Iphone.

I am trying to switch him to email so that IF he eventually safari's we will know. F told him she wouldn't be able to chat for a while and will email the details of her arrival. He thinks that will be safer.

He asks briefly about David and then goes back to his ability to provide.

Quote:

dan (10/12/2007 10:44:28 AM): but immediately i get to US i'll first of all go to WASHINGTON,is'nt it?
F (10/12/2007 10:44:38 AM): for the movie?
dan (10/12/2007 10:44:44 AM): yes
dan (10/12/2007 10:45:01 AM): the movie is what bothering me alot for now
F (10/12/2007 10:45:07 AM): really, why?
dan (10/12/2007 10:45:13 AM): because i'll make a lot ofmoney from it
F (10/12/2007 10:45:26 AM): of course
dan (10/12/2007 10:45:49 AM): and i'll do some other things too
F (10/12/2007 10:45:55 AM): the photos?
dan (10/12/2007 10:46:04 AM): month fee is $7,000USD
dan (10/12/2007 10:46:14 AM): i'll do the photos too
F (10/12/2007 10:46:36 AM): what month fee is 7000USD?
dan (10/12/2007 10:46:53 AM): when acting the movie
F (10/12/2007 10:47:02 AM): wow
dan (10/12/2007 10:47:11 AM): they'll do the housing and feeding too
dan (10/12/2007 10:47:28 AM): is it too cheap or what?
F (10/12/2007 10:47:33 AM): no
F (10/12/2007 10:47:39 AM): that's a lot of money
dan (10/12/2007 10:48:05 AM): how can u say that alot of money?
F (10/12/2007 10:48:18 AM): what do you mean?
dan (10/12/2007 10:48:33 AM): because maybe when i start playing football
dan (10/12/2007 10:48:45 AM): i'll be get paid every weekend
dan (10/12/2007 10:49:01 AM): ten or twenty thousand Euro
dan (10/12/2007 10:49:08 AM): per week
F (10/12/2007 10:49:26 AM): wow, that's even better money
dan (10/12/2007 10:49:35 AM): thats what we callmoney
F (10/12/2007 10:49:54 AM): i won't have to have to work any more after we get married
dan (10/12/2007 10:50:02 AM): and i'll become an agent too
F (10/12/2007 10:50:05 AM): i can stay home and take care of the children
F (10/12/2007 10:50:18 AM): how many children do you like?
dan (10/12/2007 10:50:35 AM): not more than two or three kids
F (10/12/2007 10:50:53 AM): why is that?
F (10/12/2007 10:51:03 AM): you have something against children?
dan (10/12/2007 10:51:04 AM): is not ok?
dan (10/12/2007 10:51:10 AM): no
dan (10/12/2007 10:51:21 AM): ok,how many would u like?
F (10/12/2007 10:51:33 AM): a minimum of 6
dan (10/12/2007 10:51:51 AM): is six not too much?
F (10/12/2007 10:52:07 AM): why would it be?
F (10/12/2007 10:52:19 AM): children are gifts from God
dan (10/12/2007 10:52:22 AM): well it ok
dan (10/12/2007 10:52:25 AM): i know
F (10/12/2007 10:52:29 AM): don't you want to be blessed by God?
dan (10/12/2007 10:52:42 AM): yesi want to be
F (10/12/2007 10:52:59 AM): it's not like you will not be able to afford it
dan (10/12/2007 10:53:27 AM): thats not going to be my problem by the grace of God
dan (10/12/2007 10:53:54 AM): sweetheart does the job u do now gives you enough money as wanted?
F (10/12/2007 10:54:36 AM): it gives me enough to live well, invest for the future and give to God's glory
F (10/12/2007 10:54:57 AM): so you see, i will not need to work after we are married
dan (10/12/2007 10:55:00 AM): i love that
dan (10/12/2007 10:55:13 AM): Good
dan (10/12/2007 10:55:20 AM): do youknow
dan (10/12/2007 10:55:32 AM): how to design jeans?
F (10/12/2007 10:55:37 AM): the most important thing is to be there taking care of the children
F (10/12/2007 10:55:40 AM): why do you ask?
dan (10/12/2007 10:56:03 AM): do you know how to design jeans?
F (10/12/2007 10:56:09 AM): why do you ask?
dan (10/12/2007 10:56:36 AM): i just want to know because i do it for some of my friends
F (10/12/2007 10:56:48 AM): personally i am not a designer but victoria is
F (10/12/2007 10:56:55 AM): you design jeans?
F (10/12/2007 10:57:05 AM): can you send me some of your designs?
dan (10/12/2007 10:57:26 AM): i don't take them photos
F (10/12/2007 10:57:30 AM): too bad
dan (10/12/2007 10:57:34 AM): just for my friends only
F (10/12/2007 10:57:37 AM): i could show them to gloria (F's friend from another bait but he doesn't seem to notice)
F (10/12/2007 10:57:51 AM): maybe i would get to model them and sell them world wide
F (10/12/2007 10:58:03 AM): i wish i had talent like that
dan (10/12/2007 10:58:17 AM): is not hard really
dan (10/12/2007 10:58:51 AM): is a modern fashion in NIgeria
F (10/12/2007 10:59:19 AM): wow! i'd really like to see
dan (10/12/2007 10:59:42 AM): is about using a blade or a needle
dan (10/12/2007 10:59:55 AM): don't worry you'll see it
F (10/12/2007 11:00:04 AM): tell me about it
dan (10/12/2007 11:00:32 AM): when i come to LA i'll do it for u to see
dan (10/12/2007 11:00:43 AM): do you have a tailoringmachine?
F (10/12/2007 11:00:49 AM): how do you do it?
F (10/12/2007 11:00:52 AM): yes
dan (10/12/2007 11:01:09 AM): can u sew?
dan (10/12/2007 11:01:22 AM): but i don't know how to sew
F (10/12/2007 11:01:24 AM): not really
dan (10/12/2007 11:01:33 AM): i make it,u design
F (10/12/2007 11:01:33 AM): you can always hire someone to sew

He wonders where F will stay.

Quote:

dan (10/12/2007 10:04:36 AM): but when you come what hotel are u going to stay?
F (10/12/2007 10:04:55 AM): i need to make arrangements today
dan (10/12/2007 10:04:56 AM): would you love to stay in benin or lagos
F (10/12/2007 10:05:05 AM): benin
dan (10/12/2007 10:05:13 AM): but i'll prefare lagos
dan (10/12/2007 10:05:30 AM): because there are many amrobbers in Benin

That's it except for the love poetry. He doesn't mention his mom's job.

Posted: Sat Oct 13, 2007 12:34 pm

Watch your am doesn't get robbed, RS. Smile

Jealous of the orphanage's new found wealth, dan aka joe (he signs his letters joe, but the email comes up as being from daniel. Rolling Eyes

) tries to scam it.

Father J0rgens had offered to send a car to pick up joe from the refugee camp.

Quote:

I would have love to come my self,but please can't you send me some money through western union to Nigeria so a friend of my will help me pick it up.
these are the details you'll use to send it
recievers nam : Osaretin osagie
Amount:$5,000USD
Country Nigeria
Please immediately you send the money to Nigeria you'll please send me the MTCN number so i can pik it up please
God bless

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Well, I think I now know why Dan has been pretty silent over his car. After all, who needs Wayne Rooney's Austin Martin when you're rolling in dough? Very Happy

Interpol sent him official notification that his car was going to be shipped to Iceland and auctioned off due to his inability to complete the forms and security photos. That seemed to get his attention, as he responded as follows:

Code:

But please what if you people helpme Auction the Car so i travel to US and get a new one?

Fi0na might want to ask him how he is enjoying Wayne R0ooney's car. Heck she might even want to see a picture of him with the car. I would imagine that David would be pretty pissed off if something happened to his friends car.

Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2007 4:05 pm

David, Wayne and Roy would all be furious if the ungrateful little sod sold the Aston.

Dan is telling Roy he donated his money to the orphans. He is so taken by the stretch limo, he sent the photo, too. He retitled the photo mycar.jpg.

Quote:

Dad,
here is the money that i donated to the orphanage home they use it to buy a limo this is the picture of the limo stretch.
From Dan
but i have still not been in US i don't know what is holding me here is Nigeria

Quote:

Hi Dan,

Well done you for donating your money to an orphanage. I thought you
were broke as well, you must have a lot to buy them a stretch limo. I
think Christiano has one, so he can take several hookers home at once.
Hope you are enjoying Wayne's car, he keeps asking what happened to
it.

I presume you now have your passport, Have you a visa for the USA? You
won't get in without one.

Roy

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan was sending frantic off line messages this morning. By the time F was ready to chat with him, his cafe time was up. Too bad it is a two day journey and F cannot possibly arrive before Thursday evening.

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dan (10/16/07 7:20:29 AM): hello sweetheart?
dan (10/16/07 5:01:08 AM): sweetheart where are u?
dan (10/16/07 5:03:27 AM): sweetheart when are you coming?
dan (10/16/07 5:04:28 AM): you promise either today or tomorow you'll be coming
dan (10/16/07 5:11:30 AM): sweetheart what are you still waiting for?i promise you i'll meet u at the airport,you know i need to resume work the interpol agent holding my car said that if i don't come to their office they'll auction my car,don't you like the car i wanted both of us to be using it
dan (10/16/07 5:12:10 AM): sweetheart if you don't come tomorow i won't be happy i tell you from the deepest part of my mind
dan (10/16/07 5:14:10 AM): tomorow is the final day,because that was our conclution the other day we meet so please sweetheart don't let me down i have already told my friends you coming tomorow hope you don't let me down
dan (10/16/07 5:24:25 AM): i'll be waiting for you at the airport tomorow or when you get to Benin you call me or when you in Lagos you call so i come and wait for u at the airport
dan (10/16/07 5:24:25 AM): love you
F (10/16/07 5:24:39 AM): hello
F (10/16/07 5:24:51 AM): i am leaving this evening
dan (10/16/07 5:25:07 AM): sweetheart my time is off
dan (10/16/07 5:25:28 AM): maybe tomorow we talk please don't be angry please
dan (10/16/07 5:25:41 AM): or today
dan (10/16/07 5:25:44 AM): please
dan (10/16/07 5:25:53 AM): hope u not angry with me
dan (10/16/07 5:25:59 AM): please
F (10/16/07 5:26:04 AM): today, 8 pm your time
dan (10/16/07 5:26:05 AM): i love u
dan (10/16/07 5:26:12 AM): ok
dan (10/16/07 5:26:21 AM): you be coming to nigeria?
F (10/16/07 5:26:37 AM): yes

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I can't get him to the cafe let alone to the airport. F is on her layover in Frankfurt and he says call me when you get to Nigeria. He says he hasn't seen the itinerary. It's 8 PM his time. I hung up on him.

http://media.putfile.com/dan-the-lazy-lad

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

F called him back an 1/2 hour later.

http://media.putfile.com/dan-the-sleeping-man

She spoke with step dad, he said Dan was sleeping. It was 8:30 Pm his time although Dan says it's midnight. He also says he spent 7 hours waiting at the airport today.

F was not happy with him.

Roy I guess she will go on to Benin.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

F phoned Dan at 2:30 AM his time asking where he was. He whined about it being late. She started to cry about traveling for two days and he wasn't there to meet her as he promised. He kept asking where are you now? She said she might as well head back to LA since she couldn't depend on him and hung up.

We can only hope the part of his message about people laughing at him is true.

He hasn't yet been told that she has been detained by the authorities. I really don't think he'll go to Benin, but alternatively I can tell him the only place she will be allowed to go is back to LA or Lagos, but only if he comes to Lagos in person. Any other ideas?

Quote:

Hello Sweetheart,
Well sweetheart i was very sorry yesterday,i went to the airport and i did not see you i feel that you are on the wrong side sweetheart i told you benin city but i waited at the airport for more than 12 hours i did not see you.
Sweetheart i won't like you to reside back to LA because if you do that i promise you i will commit suicide and you will never see me again went i heard that you cry i fented and i woke up at the hosphital. i was touch by your tears,because i don't like to hurt somebody i love.
Sweetheart i think you did not get me right you have to reside to Lagos when you get there you call me i'll tell you the Air line you are going to stop in Benin city
Air line name is Arik or Aero airline
Sweetheart i need you to please don't go back to LA because if you go many people will laugh at me sweetheart please don't let me down,you are the bone of my bone and the flesh of my flesh and i love you with everything i haven't felt like this once in my life been with you is my dream.sweetheart i love you please don't let people laugh at me i went to the airport i did not see you

full address you can use in contact is
No 4 Marina street off upper mission road new benin benin city edostate Nigeria .
copy it and when you get to the Airport in Lagos show them and they will tell you the airline to take please don't let me down i will be expecting your call immediately you are in Lagos,and i will be at the airport in Benin city Waiting for you i love you.
i'll be expecting you

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2007 2:25 pm

If he offs himself do we get a little skull each?

Seriously though, it wont happen, he'd want the money for the bullet / gas / trip to the bridge first, and anyway, there'd be the mother of all ethics threads.

I hope he did wait 12 hours at the airport, like all the love scam victims have to. Wherever you send him, you can always have 'just left' when he gets there.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Roy, I wish he had been to any airport. This is Dan, he lies about what time it is. He had the itinerary. He didn't spend 7 hours at the airport on Wednesday like he said and he certainly didn't spend 12 hours there yesterday.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Dan gets the award for laziest lad of the decade, without a doubt. Now he wants Interp0l to go and pick up F. The following was sent with the heading "Please save my girlfriend she is dying":

Quote:

Hello Friend,
Please i need you to help me my girl friend came to visit me in Nigeria,and he went to Benin Republic instead of coming to benin city Edo state Nigeria and she said that she need somebody to go and pick her up in the Benin Republic Airport today or tomorow because she don't have a Visa to come to Nigeria please friend eventhough you sell the car is not the problem i need her please can you help me send some of your boys to her there to pick her up please,please as a friend i need you to help me if she lives i am a dead man please. (huh?)
Her name is Fxxxx Williams,just write it on a paper,it goes like this Fxxxx,Dan sent us to pick you up to Nigeria.
Please friend you are my last hope if you goes back to LA i'll just go and kill my self please.
she is in Benin Republic please just help me pick her up,thats the only thing i want you to do for me as a friend please if she leaves back to LA i'm a dead man please.
just pick her up for me,and if you take her to Lagos tell her to take a friend to Benin city please i beg you as a friend,don't let me down i trust you so much.
just send your boys now please,they are treating her so bad.so just help me.
Thanks i'll be expecting her and the car will be your reward for your good deeds i promise God bless.
my real name is Dan
just go now please
if you want to e-mail her first before you leave her e-mail is xxxxxxxxx.

He wants Interp0l to be his personal taxi. What a dipwad.

Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 11:31 pm

I just called him, acting as F�s worried brother. It was midnight in ladland, he had to be carried from out of his bed by mummy it seems (the usual thing...)...nothing too exciting, mainly me shouting orders, him saying "ok" and "yes"... Evil or Very Mad

http://media.putfile.com/Call-Dan-2007Oct22-1AM

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan says he is coming. I cannot find a flight from Cotonuo to Lagos. Does anyone know of one?

Quote:

Ok sweetheart i will come to Lagos.

Ok sweetheart i will come and please dont forget to write me the airport you are landing and the day you are coming.

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 3:44 pm

From farecompare.com:

Quote:

* The smallest aircraft flying between Cotonou, BJ and Lagos, NG is a 757 operating by Cameroon Airlines with 219 seats.
* 438 seats are available per week fly between Cotonou, BJ and Lagos, NG
* 2 flights per week fly between Cotonou, BJ and Lagos, NG
* The largest aircraft flying between Cotonou, BJ and Lagos, NG is a 757 operating by Cameroon Airlines with 219 seats.

Havent time to find a timetable, but with 2 flights a week, I'm sure you just missed one. Wink

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