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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Thu Jul 19, 2007 3:02 pm |
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How do Holygan Mermaids give birth anyway? Lay eggs?
You should ask her. |
_________________ the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:08 am |
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Tricia wrote: |
Wow. I suggest that Juan gets that "Baiting Guru" title replaced with "Daughter of a Mermaid" for this one.
Great stuff. |
An excellent idea, although someone else gets credit for bringing it to the attention of someone who can't do it but knows somewhere to find someone who can. |
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SlayerFaith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Mar 2005
Posts: 5778
Location: Vegas, baby!
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 11:24 am |
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to "someone", Eight, and whichever Admin helped Juan achieve his shiny new title! |
_________________ x2 x24 x7 x5 x5 x96 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x2 x3 x3 x2 x2 (in a team effort)
ANIMAL,MY FRIEND MY PRAYER IS THIS,LET ALL MY ENEMIES BE IN TROUBLE LIKE CHRIST INGIGE,AND LAZY PEOPLE LIKE YOU BE LIKE WABARA.THANK YOU- Kelechukwu Nduka
"Did he say they have an inflatable pig? That's sick!"- Crash, Vegas 06
"You can be a right Bitch sometimes SF"- Cherrie, GenChat 07
Naked Mod pics!
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 2:49 pm |
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Wow! My very own title! What an honor!
I'd like to thank my agent, my producer, my parents, and of course Mrs. Linda Williams. And I must not forget Jere Eze, aka Michael Chukwu, for giving Ms. Williams my character's name and address. In parting I'd just like to say..... (What's that? Excuse me? Time's up already?) Goodnight, everyone! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Sat Jul 21, 2007 4:15 pm |
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Great work!
OK, now we need someone to bait a phone lad claiming they want to buy a "Dane gun"! |
_________________ "You will not end this life in a happy mode.." --Da Barrister
"I pray that the gorillas will not destroy the slip i.e. the customers copy." -- Div1ne Ok0ye
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crookedstick
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 27 Jul 2007
Posts: 4
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Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:04 pm |
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absolutely best one I have read so far.. |
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UncleNed
Master Baiter
Joined: 28 Feb 2007
Posts: 190
Location: Ireland
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Sat Jul 28, 2007 12:04 am |
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I love how they cannot even comprehend the point of baiting. It's beautiful. |
_________________ x2
x2 Accra, Ghana to Lome, Togo - 4hm3d r4y4n k4d1r1 (Twice) "to me is like you have punished me."
"Your life is a monument to stupidity, I am breathless that anyone or anything in our universe can really be this stupid. You are a primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid you LITTLE SHIT !! " Raymond Hanz of Fnaz Kapitial (Now behind bars)
"YOU CAN CUT YOUR DIG AND EAT IT, YOU LOUSY FOOOOOOOL............" Sani Suleman Listen to him on the Radio (Starts at 19 minutes) |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:24 am |
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Once again I'm necro-ing my own thread to add an update about the gift that keeps on giving. My baits with all these characters have died off, but every once in a while Linda Williams just pops back into my life anyway, bless her!
This one came in on Saturday, totally out of the blue, from one of the email addresses my main lad had abandoned in June:
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Subject: WARD HARLOT
SHAMELESS *DELETED*,SHAMELESS ASS LICKER,SHAMELESS COCK SUCKER WHERE ARE YOU NOW?
WHY ARE YOU VERY HEARTHLESS TO FUCK AROUND?IS THAT THE REASON YOU KILLED YOUR HUSBAND?WOE BETIDE YOU.
I WILL NOT WRITE YOU AGAIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE A STINKING ASS.ANY TIME I OPENED YOUR MAIL,YOUR ASS WILL OOZE OUT CAUSING COUGH AND CATARRH TO ME.I CAUSED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN AND DOGS AND PIGS WILL EAT YOU.
YOU ARE AN ASSULT, DISGRACE TO WOMANHOOD?ARE YOU A HUMAN BEING OR SPIRIT? |
Damn -- no dane guns or mermaids! |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
x 16:
US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:52 am |
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bh sterling
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Jul 2007
Posts: 100
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 6:14 am |
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Truly wonderful rants, words of art. I love the way they add story to their threats, curses, insults; so much better than your mundane f*** u. To Red, I, too, was wondering what on earth could be insulting to be a daughter of a mermaid. I think it'd be kinda cool having a mermom Great letters, Juan!
now i know why my week was so poo-poo--somebody's been clustering it! |
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B. A. Ware
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 7:18 pm |
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Dumbass Mugette wrote: |
ANY TIME I OPENED YOUR MAIL,YOUR ASS WILL OOZE OUT CAUSING COUGH AND CATARRH TO ME. |
You should email her two or three times a day now.
This one just keeps on giving. It's like a mugu of the month club.
Nicely done Juan. |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:53 pm |
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I CAUSED THE DAY YOU WERE BORN |
So it's her fault really. She says so. Please make sure she understands this in your next email... |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
x 2 teeny part of a large effort x29 x5
Trolling is usually symptomatic of bad character, mental problems or ugliness - RIP Jock_2009 |
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OxygenDeprived
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Mar 2007
Posts: 4138
Location: Crushing Lad's spirits, one at a time...
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Wed Sep 26, 2007 12:25 am |
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Juan, maybe you should reply saying you don't know what she is talking about. You just moved into the apartment and took over the email address. |
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