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Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:00 pm

For some reason, my LADS OF LAGOS CALENDAR lad has a bad taste in his mouth from WU Secure. I don't know why this is so funny to me, but it is. It is the first time I have really been so dense with a mugu in a long time. You can truly see the frustration in his typing.

Lad says:

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Please we did not want western union secure service to Scotland ok we want Western Union with MTCN number and others text question and answer ok, please get back to me soon if this is clear with you and please try and call me on give me a phone number that i can reach you on because i need to talk

I simply reply:

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Go ahead and give me all of the bank account information please, so I can get it ready. Thanks.

Mugu writes:

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please again i need a phone number i can contact you on ok and also once again please do not send the 1800 pounds through western union secure service we want it through western union with MTCN, text questions and answer ok is that clear please?

I'm a bit dense, so I write:

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Okay, so you want Western Union Secure sent to Scotland for 1800 pounds and she will pick up the rest in person?

Mugu writes:

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No i said we DID NOT WANT WESTERN UNION SECURE SERVICE any more we want you to send it through WESTERN UNION with the MTCN number and text question and answer thats what we need you to send to Marina in Scotland ok please do not make any mistake ok, we want western union with MTCN ok.

Again, I write:

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So your preference is Secure, instead of the standard. Got it! We will be sure to send it Secure with an MTCN. Does that work for you?

Mugu:

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I want you to send it the way you sent the first one that we did not get ok. Ok that is what i am telling you so please keep it in mind ok, dont send it through western union secure service bcos marina will not be able to pick it up ok cos she can only pick it up when the MTCN is included ok

Me (hopefully the mugu has his logic table with him):

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But the first one was not able to be picked up. I don't understand. Please explain more.

Do I have this straight?

You want us to not send it not the way that we originally were not going to send it? Or not?

A simple yes or no question shouldn't be too hard for you.

Basically, you are saying that you want us to send it WU Secure but with a MTCN? I am not sure how that plays out.

Let me know if the way or not I chose to do it is not the correct way or not.

Mugu:

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Katy what i mean is that i want you to send it through pure western union with MTCN number, i dont want secure service ok i think i am well clear now ok

Ok, i think you have understand everything now ok.All what i am trying to say is that i dont dont dont want secure service...I want WESTERN UNION WITH MTCN as the information given to you above ok, i think u have understood

Me, again:

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So you would rather me not use secure method? I think that is what I hear you saying. So, there is no Secure Method.

But you want another method called Pure Western Union with no MTCN? I don't understand. How can you want a transfer without a MTCN. Why are you asking that? It doesn't make sense friend. Please explain what you want CLEARLY and I will do as you ask on October 1st.

Is this not correct or not? Pure Western Union Transfer Service with no MTCN, right?

I am trying to make sure we are together here and that everything we are doing helps you. I hope you know that we absolutely want to make this work. Sorry we have had problems.

Thanks a lot!

This debate is still going on between us, as my character is a bit blonde and she cannot grasp that he doesn't like Secure Service.

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

JoJo, you are a bloody pest Laughing

, I like this line of theirs that you picked up on:

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I want you to send it the way you sent the first one that we did not get ok

That was just asking for trouble Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:11 pm

@Jojobean

No, it's not just you

I find it hilarious, I think I might use some of this on my next lad who is ready for some grief..... sorry money

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:11 pm

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i dont dont dont want secure service..

Do you reckon just a tiny hint of frustration might be creeping in....?

Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:21 pm

jojo's not so bright lad wrote:

Pure western union

They are new. I think we have one of those just opened near where I live. Hear they're not too reliable though. Wink

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 05 Jul 2006 Posts: 90

Hmmm...

Now why doesn't he like Secure WU...

I wonder...

Shocked

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:31 pm

WELL, I emailed WU concerning WU Pure and it does not look good.

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I emailed Western Union to ask them about using Western Union Pure Transfer. They told me that they had never heard of that. Here is the nice lady's response:

Dear Customer:

We do not, nor have we ever had any service provided called Pure Western Union. There is no place on the globe that offers such a service. Please do not follow any instructions on sending Western Union Pure. I think your receiver may have wanted you to use our Secure Service. We suggest that when sending transfers to Nigeria as you mentioned, that you use Secure Service. It is my opinion that your receiver wants you to use WU Secure. If so, please contact us and he will get set up with a Secure Transfer immediately. I presume that your receiver does not want an MTCN.

Thanks for using WU!

Pam Beasely
Western Union Customer Service Rep

So, she thinks that you want WU Secure. Is this what you want? She has never heard of Pure Western Union. So, is her email accurate? Do you or do you not want an MTCN or not, yeah? Please be clear, because I am having a hard time following your emails. You need to write straight to the point and stop using so many double negatives to convey your point.

Looks like we are back to square one! Confused

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:43 pm

Love it Jojo, so deliciously evil. I can see his little mugu head spinning.

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 1:04 pm

JoJo, ........Iv'e just pi**ed my pants......absolutey, bloody hilarious....how do you think these ideas up? Keep it up I don't mind a bit of extra laundry.

Baiting Guru Joined: 04 Dec 2005 Posts: 3551

Jojo, you are so evil, and that is hilarious. I love the letter from WU. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:23 pm

Jojobean,

I love the quintuple negatives. He's screwed no matter how he answers!

Thanks for a valuable lesson, and a really good laugh.

Doc

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 3:35 pm

and I copied the letter of course, will change name so it is the universal WU answer.
THANKS

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:17 pm

Nice siggy material there...

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I want you to send it the way you sent the first one that we did not get ok

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 4:31 pm

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

What can I say apart from you are a genius. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:35 pm

It looks like he is always up for another round of 'who's on first?'! I love it!

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Hello Katy...
Please as i was saying i dont want WU secure please bear with us...We want Western union with MTCN ok as you understand me in the first email you sent me ok....And please tell me do you get the account detials i gave to you to make the wire transfer? please let me know because that is where we want our money to be wire to CHINA ok.

So, I pose it again as a simple yes or no question.

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Please speak slowly in your emails. I am having a hard time understanding you.

Answer this question with a yes or no answer: Do you or do you not want me to use the Pure Western Union Service with or without the MTCN or the Western Union Secure Service with or without the MTCN or not, notwithstanding?

I mean, all you have to do is say yes or know. Geez!

Yes, I did receive your account information. I forwarded it to the proper person and Alan is taking care of it, getting it all ready for you. You are definitely a man of the world- accounts in Scotland, Nigeria and China! Wow! All of that business and you still did such a fine job with your photography!

I still don't understand why you want the WU sent like the one that you were not able to pick up. Are you telling me you don't want to be able to pick it up again? That caused so much trouble before you said.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

lol. I especially love the "I forwarded it to the proper person and Alan is taking care of it, getting it all ready for you"

Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 7:41 pm

Jojo - you are a genius!

Bruin

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 1:02 am

Love it Jojo. Is that like Pure Natural Mineral Water? Laughing

Perhaps Alan would like a Pure bank account Very Happy

. I can feel the frustration of this mugu through the screen... brilliant!

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:06 am

Awesome. I love the yes or know question. The only problem was that it was a buzz kill for me. One moment I'm laughing away, the next, I read the question and I had an instant headache.

Wonderful modality.

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:41 am

Excellent work Jojo. It is a very entertaining and amusing bait. Laughing

However,

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...as my character is a bit blonde and she cannot grasp...

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:59 am

Heard a great blonde joke yesterday

Blonde walked into a Western Office ....

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 3:17 pm

great baiting Jojo!

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 4:39 pm

Sigh... he doesn't want WU at all now! Go figure!

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Hello Katy...

Ok for us not to make any confusion again please do not make any payment to Scotland again ok just send all the Transfer at once to CHINA ok, because we dont want to have any problem again that we will not be able to pick the money up again ok...So our last decision for you is to send all the full amount to CHINA with our company account been sent to you ok, and i will want you to get back to me on the full amount you going to send to the account on Monday oct 1st ok, i will be looking forward to hear from you soonest.

And I reply:

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Nope, I am going to send it to Scotland as you asked. There is no confusion, don't worry. I make the decisions around here crackhead. How come you didn't answer my simple yes or no question? Geez. Anyway, I'll be sending you payment on Ocober 1st. Then we will see about the account transfer.

I think he'll shut up for now. We'll see how it goes when he gets his WU pure transfer.

Posted: Tue Sep 25, 2007 8:50 pm

Ok, so now ask him what CHINA is. Is it the well regarded Central Homestead International Numeration Agency?

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