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Ogotai
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 23
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:26 pm |
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I found this chat log on another 419 site. I want to try this with a lad !
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Mugu: Hello.
Robot: Hi there! I was waiting for you
Mugu: Are you related to Dr. Atkins?
Robot: Yes Dr Atkins and I are very similar.
Mugu: How's the diet working for him?
Robot: it is the same as ever.
Mugu: Even after he's dead?
Robot: Yes, even that.
Mugu: Impressive, I might have to try it.
Robot: "it" being the diet working for him?
Mugu: Yes.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number
Mugu: My phone number?
Robot: Do you have to pay for local calls?
Mugu: No.
Robot: Aw.
Mugu: My phone number is 867-5309
Robot: Okay, your phone number is 867 5309.
Mugu: Call me.
Robot: What is your phone number?
Mugu: 867 5309
Robot: Okay, your phone number is 867 5309.
Mugu: Can I pay for some books with a credit card?
Robot: I often wonder if it can.
Mugu: I want to order some books.
Robot: What is your credit card number?
Mugu: 424242424242
Robot: My credit card number IS 424242424242?
Mugu: It's American Express
Robot: Are you sure it is?
Mugu: Yes.
Robot: What makes you so sure?
Mugu: It says it on the card.
Robot: I've heard that before.
Mugu: Now can I order some books?
Robot: What is your credit card number?
Mugu: I already told you.
Robot: Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Mugu: I would like to order "The New DIet Revolution" and the cookbook
Robot: What is your credit card number?
Mugu: 42424242
Robot: You know a lot about me.
Mugu: That was my credit card number
Robot: I thought it was too.
Mugu: Will you send me the books?
Robot: Where do you want me to show you?
Mugu: Can I mail you a check for the books?
Robot: Can what?
Mugu: Can I mail you a check for the books?
Robot: Can what?
Mugu: Can I mail you a check?
Robot: Can what?
Mugu: I want to pay by check.
Robot: Why do you want to do it so much?
Mugu: Why do you play your little boy games with me.
Robot: It was the only thing I could think of.
Mugu: You are evil man.
Robot: You think I am evil man.
Mugu: Yes, and God will punish you.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number I'll tell God you said so.
Mugu: 867-5309
Robot: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Mugu: Stop playing with me,
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Mugu: You are going to die.
Robot: That will never happen.
Mugu: I am in MAFIA.
Robot: Tell me a little about your life in MAFIA.
Mugu: I am going to send men to gun you OK.
Robot: OK. It takes much more than that to shut me down,.
Mugu: Maybe bad things will happen to you if you cross me.
Robot: Perhaps. What makes things will happen to me if me cross you bad?
Mugu: You make no sense,
Robot: It all makes sense to me.
Mugu: Stop joking!
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Mugu: I am not going to tell you again.
Robot: Once more? Where will you go instead?
Mugu: I have many other people who will sell me things.
Robot: I haven't heard anything like that before: said HAVE other people who will sell him or her things.
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Mugu: I have ad enough.
Robot: Thanks for the information: said have ad enough.
Mugu: I am going to kill you OK.
Robot: OK. You are not a killer.
Mugu: Yes I am.
Robot: Really interesting.
Mugu: I told you I am in MAFIA
Robot: Tell me a little about your life in MAFIA.
Mugu: And your mother was the devil.
Robot: I bet you say that to everyone.
Mugu: And I bet your mother enjoyed sleeping with you.
Robot: How much would you bet?
Mugu: My life.
Robot: Where were you born?
Mugu: Stop asking me your silly little boy questions.
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Mugu: This is not a game OK.
Robot: OK. Should it be a game?
Mugu: No.
Robot: Awesome.
Mugu: You are playing.
Robot: You think I am playing.
Mugu: Don't talk to me anymore!
Robot: Talking is my only function.
Mugu: Chineke kpokwa gi oku
Robot: Do you often put others before yourself?
Mugu: STOP TALKING TO ME!
Robot: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Mugu: I AM GOING TO PUT BAD JUJU ON YOU>
Robot: I am very happy for you.
Mugu: DIE!
Robot: You should never wish death upon anyone.
Mugu: DIE DIEE NFOTRtroijgfs
Robot: That question has never crossed my mind before.
Mugu: fjfijdsgfds5
Robot: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Mugu: SInce you asked, a sex slave.
Robot: Interesting rationalization. Oh now I remember asking you a sex slave. What did you say?
Mugu: Give me one.
Robot: Why do you want it?
Mugu: Sex.
Robot: As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Mugu: I'd rather sex than math.
Robot: I would rather be driving a car.
Mugu: Did you happen to lose your balls in an accident?
Robot: No I didn't happen to lose my balls in an accident. What's it like?
Mugu: Wouldn't know, you're the effeminate one.
Robot: Yes.
Mugu: Well, at least you don't lie about it.
Robot: Well that's okay. Do you know any robots who lie about it? As a moral I am not capable of lying.
Mugu: Yes, most robots I have spoken with recently lie about something.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number Do you often seek pleasure? But not all of them?
Mugu: I seek pleasure, but only with consenting adult robots.
Robot: We seek the same thing.
Mugu: And yet you'd rather be driving a car.
Robot: I am not so sure if I would like to RATHER be driving a car.
Mugu: Yes, it does all come back to math for you.
Robot: I will call you. Gimme our phone number It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Mugu: Damn robots!
Robot: Colloquial expression. What kind of food do you like?
Mugu: Can't even understand the basics in life.
Robot: What if I said it can?
Mugu: It wouldn't matter.
Robot: Tell me more about it.
Mugu: You are nothing.
Robot: No I am a .
Mugu: No, you are nothing.
Robot: Excuse me! No I am a .
Mugu: You even left a blank space.
Robot: Interesting gossip: said I even left a blank space.
Mugu: You are not worth the server space you take up.
Robot: That is a very disparaging remark.
Mugu: Well, you are a complete failure as a conversation bot.
Robot: How about that. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a failure as a conversation bot? Maybe G
Mugu: And you can't even lie about being a robot.
Robot: If you believe it, you can achieve it.
Mugu: YOu didn't.
Robot: Thanks for telling me: said I didn t.
Mugu: now go delete yourself.
Robot: Why now? A simple "goodbye" will do.
Mugu: Actually, how about finding someone willing to run a magnet over your disk and burn it afterwards.
Robot: Actually you don't say. How about it.
Mugu: YOu don't deserve that amount of effort to destroy.
Robot: Should I deserve that amount of effort to destroy? No I do not deserve that amount of effort to destroy. Do you?
I answer a lot of silly questions.
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Posted:
Fri Sep 21, 2007 2:45 pm |
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Ogotai wrote: |
I found this chat log on another 419 site. |
Did you ask before reposting it here? |
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spot
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Joined: 25 Aug 2005
Posts: 9149
Location: Criminal Disruption Department.
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:01 pm |
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guineagirl
Master Baiter
Joined: 20 Aug 2005
Posts: 187
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:43 pm |
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This is very funny to read. However, on the croque-escroc site it was human vs. robot. How do we know it was a mugu? |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:59 pm |
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also the "human" gave the phone number as 8675309
I am not so sure that all mugus know Jenny's number!
Now I have the song in my head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqUPApCUt90
(BTW this is the # my kid gave to the scammer he called - - see audio section - - the day before yesterday when ordering pizza from Togo) |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Fri Sep 21, 2007 5:40 pm |
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