Author |
Message |
Sirius Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Earth, or thereabout
|
Posted:
Wed Sep 05, 2007 4:39 pm |
|
I choked when I read the name on this one. It's just started, but I've already worked every appropriate reference I could think of into the first letter.
Dear Friend,
Please accept my sincere apologizes if my email does not meet your business or personal ethics. I will first introduce myself as Mr.George Orwell an auditor with a bank in UK. One of our accounts, with holding balance of �10.000 000,000 (Ten Million pounds Sterling) has been dormant and last operated for years ago. From my investigations, the owner of the said account,Is a foreigner by name MR.JOHN SHUMEJDA who died along with his entire family in crash at Birmingham Airport on 4th Jan, 2002. View this website for verification http://www.cwn.org.uk/business/a-z/a/agco/2002/01/020104-air-crash.htm
Since then, nobody has done anything as regards the claiming of this money, as he has no family member that has any knowledge as to the existence of either the account or the funds; I have confidently discussed this issue with some of the bank officials and we have agreed to find a reliable foreign partner to deal with.
My proposition to you, is to seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin and beneficiary of this late client, So that the proceeds of this account valued a huge sum shall be paid to you, and then we can share the amount on a mutually agreed percentage of 30% for you,While 60% for me and others involved, 10% shall be used for miscelenious expenses while the remainder shall be given to a reputable charity home because the money is owned by a deceased person.
This transaction is totally free of risk and troubles as the fund is legitimate and does not originate from drug, money laundry, terrorism or any other illegal act, funds will be released to you after necessary processes have been followed. Let me hear from you as soon as you get this message, so we can proceed. You can respond using Email address:[email protected]
Best regards,
Mr.George Orwell.
Dear George Orwell,
Thank you for your kind letter. To be honest, I could really use this money as I have been down and out in Paris and London since 1984. Currently, I am employed as a herder on an animal farm, which is the best work I've been able to find since my Burmese days. The job has not been without rewards--I met a clergyman's daughter on the road to Wigan Pier, and have had much success in my efforts to keep the aspidistra flying--but money is not one of them. Your letter is like coming up for air to me, although as a minister who pays homage to catalonia, I don't want to appear greedy.
By all means, send details posthaste.
Yours in Bifurcation,
The Right Reverend Sirius Jones, DDBS,
Church of the Bifurcated Serpent
http://revs.jones.googlepages.com/home |
_________________ my friend are you mad i do not want you to reply this mail or i will call the god of thunder to strike you ok
i have told you not to play with me because i will send HOLY GHOST FIRE to you and your entire family and you will be burnt like the princess of baal .
Morrison "Big Mo" Ibekwe
I have been diagnosed with Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine.
Saheed Djabal |
|
|
|
fractal_infinity
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 09 Dec 2006
Posts: 10
|
Posted:
Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:58 pm |
|
Holy cow... I was just baiting this guy under the guise of Thomas Pynchon. It dried up quickly though. |
|
|
|
|
Sirius Jones
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 62
Location: Earth, or thereabout
|
Posted:
Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:39 pm |
|
Yeah, here too. He never wrote me a second time. |
_________________ my friend are you mad i do not want you to reply this mail or i will call the god of thunder to strike you ok
i have told you not to play with me because i will send HOLY GHOST FIRE to you and your entire family and you will be burnt like the princess of baal .
Morrison "Big Mo" Ibekwe
I have been diagnosed with Cancer which was discovered very late, due to my laxity in caring for my health. It has defiled all forms of medicine.
Saheed Djabal |
|
|
|
|
|
View next topic
View previous topic
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot vote in polls in this forum
|
|