I'm a Lad too - Massbait

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Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 11:48 am

Had a lad on the go for a while, he's not very interesting but blessed with a brain slightly smaller then a walnut. I know he's flat broke at the moment as he accidentally cc'd me in to one of his emails, begging for work, to a lad who sent him a 419 mail. So I thought I'd bait him as an Oga looking for minions.

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Bro
my boi fr3d co1e give me ur mail,u in tha job yeah? wot is problem bro, you have job problem at tha moment? my man, you wanna work with me maybe I have jobs for u. i have many maga but need more bois. you want to work for me ok? you make good money if you do jobs right.
v1ctor umb0to

I'm looking for some of you guys who would like to bait a fairly moronic lad, as one of my 'victims' i'm going to pass him. Anyone interested then his email addy is posted below.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:16 pm

As a bogus oga, I ran some lads for a short time a while ago. It all just petered out to nothing, I'm afraid. But if you can get the lad believing then it's a useful modality indeed. I was in on one when a baiter ran the lads and about five of us baited them while masquerading as vfl magas. Worth a try, I say.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 1:18 pm

Count me in. I need to set up a new mail addy for this one though, too many angles going on in my other. I'll PM you.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 2:47 pm

He's buying it so far.

Him:

Quote:

Bro,

I english here is not clear to me;can be more specific and also tell me what you do best in this agme so I tell you what I do best aswell and we can make money together.

Edu

Me:

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my man
i do dead family and the lotto but my mugus are not beliving the lotto anymore so now i do mostly inheritence. it is old bro but it still works good. I have mugu emails readyy and need a partner to help as i have lots of them. if you help me then we make lots of money and split it. i give mugus ur email and say to contact you as you are a barrister. what you think? I just collect $8,000 last week from american fooool
victor

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:34 pm

Brilliant, brilliant.

I guess there's no concern about giving them ideas if we're using the oldest modality in the book on them anyway...

So what's our angle, I'm guessing we just need to play like willing but confused victims?

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:38 pm

Game on

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Ok if that is then we can move ahead,here is my lawyer email id with the informatiosn you need to direct the foools to me:

my response:

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Bro
i pass on ur details to the fooools, soon they should mail you. we can make lots of money here bro.
vic

Email him and tell him that V1ctor Umb0to, the bank manager sent you his way. Have fun and bait away, I'll be bollocking him when he fails to deliver and hopefully get some bank details that can go to Alan and real vic details that can go to scamwarners.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:15 pm

Did I mention that Victoria is a bumbling idiot? Email sent. It took two to get my message across. Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm

Okay, the good doctor is ready to be a fool. Hahahaha!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:57 pm

Okay, the good doctor is ready to be a fool. Hahahaha!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 6:59 pm

Okay, the good doctor is ready to be a fool. Hahahaha!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:00 pm

Okay, the good doctor is ready to be a fool. Hahahaha!

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:45 pm

OK, so far we have:
The Lying Dutchman
Jayhawk
JMRazor
bearkat03
TheGreatOok
Philo Kvetch
bill2
all baiting this lad. Please put your responses up here so I can be a nosy interfering oga and slap him occasionally for not doing his job properly.
Anyone else, please jump in too, I want him to be a busy little lad.

BTW he's a Benin lad if anyone want to go for a safari. I'm certainly going to try too.

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:50 pm

I'll go after the SOB.

Thanks for making this one available.

My baitername is W-h-a-d A. D-1-c-k-w-e-e-d

JREH

BTW, did you ever get your blowjob from Tony? Razz

Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:57 pm

^^The more the merrier mate, I'm sure he'd love some phone calls as well Twisted Evil

If anyone wants to call him for a chinwag.
I lost Tony unfortunately, but it was fun whilst it lasted.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 2:54 am

A couple of thoughts. Is he going to be suspicious if he suddenly gets multiple responses? Oga could inform he that he has "eaten off" such victims before, I suppose.

Rod, you're English is too good there for a lad/oga. Give him plenty of "remain bless," "oh boi," and so on. That should help.

Master Baiter Joined: 04 Aug 2007 Posts: 103

I'd like to see you pump him a little, now that you're his boss...How many email identities does he have, what's the most money he has made, did he hear about the two (made up) bois that got caught the other day, does he know anybody that got jailed, and why...now that you are "inside", explore a little.

You're his boss...get inside the world as much as you can. This could open some modality doors.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:14 am

@ Rodus - I always play an oga whose parents are from Nigeria but I grew up in the UK (and have very good contacts) but now live in Nigeria when my parents died. Saves me having to write like a lad Laughing

. Plus, they love the idea of UK contacts.

Btw, I'm in if there's still room.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:06 am

@Red, please feel free, you're right about him loving uk contacts.
@fourflusher, thats the plan
@tubthumper, I've come across lads who could write better English then a lot of English people I know, I'm trying not to be too stereotypical. He shouldn't be to worried about lots of responses, after all I did tell him I had a lot of mugus Wink

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:25 am

Ok I sent him a short and sweet G'day note from B4rb Dwy3r.

I'll post his response here when I receive it as requested.

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:07 am

I need to widen my horizon and hope to learn some new tricks from the experience of the other baiters here so Rodus, Mr B4rton Simps0n has suggested that your / our lad should know what to do in regards to this transaction. Lets see where it takes us.

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 26 Aug 2006 Posts: 577

I think I need a new barrister. This one doesn't answer inquiries!

Quote:

On 9/19/07, R3gin4 <[email protected]> wrote:
Mr. Ha1e3 Jud3l4w

Bank manager Victor Umboto told me to contact you regarding the $750,000 insurance money from the truck crash in Accra. What is it I need to do?

R3gin4

On 9/20/07, R3gin4 <[email protected]> wrote:
Mr. H4l3m Jud3l4w,

I know you are a busy man but it is important I settle this matter.

Please contact me.

R3gin4

Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:08 pm

My baiter name is . Slap your boi for not responding to all of these willing victims Laughing

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 6:04 am

@RL,

It's been 20 hours since B4rton Simps0n contacted your Boi, please let him know that I have contacted you asking for a new barrister as this one has not gotten in touch yet.

Slap your Boi senseless (perhaps someone has beaten you to it) for being so lazy, how long does it take to respond to a few emails.

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:08 am

^^he does occasionally dissapear off the radar for a couple of days, usually nothing to worry about but I've emailed him anyway.

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bro what is hapening. my mugs complaining to me that they have not heard from you.get back to them and tell tyhem to proceed else we no get money from them.
also my boys in USA tell me western union is bringing out a new system for scurity, you know anything about this
vic

Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 11:10 am

^^^Love your work Rodus