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Posted: Tue Sep 04, 2007 10:29 pm

Or it could come to be found out that GEORGE got a friend who rescued her - but GEORGE isn't saying a word - -

Usman is blaming Ed -

FJB and Sa'eed don't know....

Ozzy and George are keeping it on the downlow....

So there will just be confusion for a bit as to what happened and where she went.

So Ed emails and gets my name wrong...

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Dear Sa'ead Aziz,
It is really a shame,that you are finding it hard to trust me.I cannot believe it..If I can trust you and Father John Black with my life.I wonder why you are finding it hard to trust me.You probably think Iam going to abscond with your money,that is why you are finding it difficult to send the money I asked you for..If I can trust you with my life by agreeing to come to Maradi,Niger Rep as you requested not minding the danger..Then why are you finding it difficult to trust me and assist me with money.Now,let me ask you a simple question,Money and Life which is more precious..If you were in my shoe at this moment,what will be your next line of action..You probably think Iam one of these fraudsters.If I was a fraudster..I would've long forgotten about Amy..I will not even look for her at the first place.I wouldn't have gone through all those strenous protocols,I went through so as to make Father John Black believe that my fiancee was kidnapped..Do you know what I've been through both physically and emotionally?.Iam doing all this because of my love for her.Many of friends find it hard to believe that Amy was kidnapped.They all believe that all these plots are to trap me.They believe you all are working hand to hand with Usman..They believe you all are after the inheritance.Just yesterday Usman sent me the same mobile phone number I asked you to call me with..How did he get it?..If he had it ever since he would've called me with it..Even with all these discouragements Iam still willing to make the trip.Iam ready to go to Maradi damning all consequences of my action.
Nevertheless,to show you that I really want come to Maradi.Iam giving you one last option..Since you are finding difficult to assist me with money for the trip..If truly you are willing to assist me get Amy back..I want you to send somebody over to Benin-City,Edo State, Nigeria by tommorrow to come and pick me up...Ask the person to join the morning flight from Kano airport to Abuja and join a connecting flight to Benin Airport..Ask him to call me with the same mobile phone number I gave you as soon as he arrives at the airport.Or If you want me to send you another mobile phone number,I will send the phone number immediately I get your positive response.I will direct him to the joint where he will locate me..I want you to give this option a very deep thought..If you are comfortable with it send me a scanned photograph of the person that will be coming to pick me up first thing tommorrow morning.With this arrangement I will be in Maradi latest Wednesday Night or Thurdays morning..I also need to know,When the wedding will be taking place?..What is the security arrangements for me and Amy?..We must act fast.I look forward to your positive and urgent response.
Thanks and God bless.
Edward Smith.

And I slap him....

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Salam Alaikum, Mr. Smith,

I am now in Niger, and I have explained everything you need to know.
You are aware of all the details, and it is up to you to find a way to
get here. I don't know Usman and am not going to sit here and be accused
of being his accomplice. I will just create a plan B and rescue Amy
myself. I will also to be sure to let her know how non-cooperating you
are with trying to help her. If you loved her, you would have done more
to rescue her. Where is your humanity? If I were you, I would be
extremely embarrassed. I hope you are asking Allah's forgiveness for
your contribution to Amy's suffering. I am doing all I can to rescue
her, and she's not someone I know or love. You claim to know her but do
nothing to help her. I'm very confused with your actions.

Now please do not email me about this again. I am insulted by your
misconstrued delusions and will no longer work with you on this rescue.

My hands are washed of you.

Salam,
Sa'eed

Now comes TORTURE....

He won't hear from FJB or SA until the weekend (IF I decide to let one of them contact him then) I think that at this point, the best suffering would occur if he's hearing NOTHING and getting NO information.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:05 am

As soon as the Powers That Be in this bait give me a go ahead, George will call up 3d. Probably at some gawd awful time of night in Lagos.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:41 am

this poor idiot is still on the hook? Lord have mercy, you guys are going to give me a heart attack! Shocked

Or did he have one already? Laughing

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 1:26 pm

^^^ You wanna call him? You could probably give him one Laughing

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So Ed emails and gets my name wrong...

If he didn't do that I'd suspect he wasn't the real Ed. Very Happy

Homer, as far as I'm concerned, you should give him a call and tell him that Ozzi's still pissed at him for causing all these problems.

Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:15 pm

Ed is BEGGING now for SA to help him.

I will NOT email him today. I will wait until tomorrow.

He needs to have to WAIT.

Tomorrow he'll just get a short note saying that it's too late to beg SA for help Ed with any info- - SA tried to be helpful, but Ed wanted to accuse him of being involved with UB - - so he's going to make Ed's life easier and just step out of it and he (Ed) can then just deal with UB - because SA has no intention of knowing UB or being considered as being involved with him. LOL So if Ed wants info - he can go to the city we told him to go to - - go to the mosque and get info directly from the Imam there.

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I did let UB give him a taunt, though...

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Posted: Wed Sep 05, 2007 6:30 pm

ELIZA! Ouch! That has got to hurt! Poor Ed! Hahahahahahahaah!

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 1:20 am

As promised over at the other place, here's my latest call to Ed!

I'm sure Eliza and the others will fill you in on the rest.

http://media.putfile.com/one-word-for-ya-ed

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 9:23 pm

I keep trying to copy and paste the posts from yuku here - but after three attempts of working for 30 minutes or so and then accidently clicking out of this site while trying to minimize and maximize between the two places - I give up.

From the time of the Great Eater blackout of 07 until now... you will have to go here to see the posts.... http://419eaterisdown.yuku.com/topic/364

Now for the newest updates....

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And FJB emails back:

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Ed has called me probably about 50 times today - I am not answering.

Posted: Thu Sep 13, 2007 10:18 pm

Hahahahaha! What a poem!

Poor Ed!

So, does she gat saved, or what?

How does she escape and get to Bahamas?

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 4:23 am

Amy was to get married tonight - for the past 2 days, Ed has called over and over and over. He's so worried.

HOmer - hold off on calling - unless you are doing shithead calls or teasing him - just don't say anything about Amy - as you have rescued her - but we do NOT want him to know that yet.

I think that hearing NOTHING for like a week will really screw his mind right now, because he is so used to hearing updates every day. So let's wait it out - make him suffer for an entire week before he gets the news that Amy was rescued by George.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:07 am

YOU GO GIRLFRIEND! Razz

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:38 am

This is awesome. Please let us know exactly how freaked out Ed's getting (number of calls, emails etc.)

At last some joy for Ed when he discover's that Amy has been rescued. The lad needs a bit of a lift once in a while Wink

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 7:51 am

*writing a post-it fot the computer monitor* Don't fall out with Eiza D.

Posted: Sat Sep 15, 2007 2:50 pm

*placing that postit on my shelf next to compouter monitor*

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 4:00 pm

I'd say he's stressed out. He hasn't mailed the lawyer since Wednesday 12th, and he was sending two to three mails a day previously.

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 8:46 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

I think that hearing NOTHING for like a week will really screw his mind right now, because he is so used to hearing updates every day. So let's wait it out - make him suffer for an entire week before he gets the news that Amy was rescued by George.

Are you trying to be cruel to Ed, or to us? Laughing

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 9:15 pm

Good point, Callum.

Help us, and poor Ed, out, Eliza. Free him from the suspence, and let us watch as you all embroil him in further drama and excitement.

Doc

Posted: Sun Sep 16, 2007 10:50 pm

The best things in life are worth waiting for.

Besides - we have to figure out what will happen next. Of course, Amy is NOT going to want to go to Africa again for a long time - and it's going to take her a while to get over what Ed did to her.

So, this chapter ends - and Ed still doesn't know he was baited. LOL

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:38 am

Eliza! You are brilliant! hahahaha!

I, for one, can wait for the next chapter. Poor Ed! But may the days, weeks and months fly by quickly!

Doc

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 12:41 am

So is the target still the Bahamas?

Or is he heading to Kano soon?

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:27 am

PDS will get him to the Bahamas - - I don't think we should put Amy in the Bahamas right now - - too much of a coincidence - but maybe Florida in the US - which isn't too far from the Bahamas......

Ed keeps calling Amy's phone! LOL But NO emails have come.

I have no idea where he is or what he's doing. I just know he's going ape shit to try to reach her!

So...we wait until next weekend.....and then announce that Amy has moved to Florida and has NO DESIRE to leave the US for some time......

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 4:52 am

If you want to put her in Dakar on the way to Florida (it's sort of on the way Very Happy

) then Ed can rescue my lad. Laughing

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:17 am

If these two lads could meet it would be one huge step forward for baiterkind,

I think that as both are starting to come to natural conclusions it's the best outcome that could be achieved.

3d and Ik3 under a webcam would be priceless.

Posted: Mon Sep 17, 2007 11:20 pm

Eliza_Doolittle wrote:

I don't think we should put Amy in the Bahamas right now - - too much of a coincidence -

Yeah, because he figured out it was too much of a coincidence that Amy and the inheritance were in Singapore at the same time. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 18, 2007 12:38 am

If Amy and 3d ever reconcile, they could have a romantic reunion at Disneyworld.

I'd be happy to take 3d's picture there Laughing

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