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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:26 pm |
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070913/od_uk_nm/oukoe_uk_nigeria_banks;_ylt=AixiFHkmVCchz9GAhjF0P26dk3QF
Nigerian banks have been banned from using good looking women to encourage men to open accounts. I predict that Alan's volume of business will go down now! |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:34 pm |
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That's bad news for Hooters. They were going to open a chain of banks so Nigeria is a closed market for them. Their motto was going to be "Come check out our assets." 
I find it ironic that the ad accompanying this article is from Yahoo Personals and it is using a picture of an attractive woman. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:38 pm |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:53 pm |
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| ...but analysts say many of the banks remain weak because they are reliant on deposits from government agencies and do little retail business. |
That's because the lads prefer WU/MG.
Banking is very much like making love to a beautiful woman...sorry, I missed the 'W' at the start of the first word of the sentence there.  |
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Mad4Maya
Master Baiter
Joined: 27 Apr 2007
Posts: 169
Location: Northern Exposure
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 6:58 pm |
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If they ever tried that in the US, almost the entire pharmaceutical sales force would be out of work. |
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 7:12 pm |
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I'm fully behind the Nigerian decision, I dont get to see beautiful women at my local bank, so why should the lads? |
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