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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:38 pm |
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I am in contact with their president and he is a mean man.
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Attention:Katy Anderson
This is to acknowledge the receipt of your mail. I His Excellency Umaru Musa
Yar'adua The President Of Nigeria hereby write you this mail to inform you
that as the His Excellency the President Of Nigeria that I am, I deserve some
respect from you. In this case, I am only assisting you because of the fact
that I personally hate seeing people deceived or being cheated. That you were
once deceived by some crooks in the past does not me that everybody that comes
around you are the same. For God's sake, I am the President Of Nigeria and it
is my duties to make sure that every thing including the transactions in my
country Nigeria goes on smoothly.
Again, I want to make it clear to you that for me to advise you to send the
$65,000.00 does not mean that I have anything to do with your it because it is
just a pea nut to me to compare to my worth financially. It is just that I
decided to assist you receive your payment. If you must know, as His
Excellency The President Of Nigeria that I am, I want to clearly make you know
that I am a very wealthy man and I control lots of money both in my currency
and in foreign currency.
Concerning your coming to Abuja Nigeria for anything, I want to let you know
that it will be useless if you do that because your total sum is not here in
Nigeria neither can you receive your payment here in Abuja Nigeria. Your total
sum is deposited in Westpac Bank London and they are the people that will
remit your total sum into your account. If you doubt me, below is their
contact information where you can contact them to confirm the truth in what I
am telling you:
NAME OF THE BANK: WESTPAC BANK, LONDON
NAME OF WHO TO CONTACT: TERRY JORDAN (Director of telex department)
E-MAIL ADDRESS OF THE BANK: ( [email protected] )
TELE: +44-790-750-8XXX
FAX: +44-870-134-7XXX
You can contact them immediate so that you can deal directly with them. But
always have in mind that without me issuing our your payment approval to you
from my office, their is no way they can remit your total sum into your
account. But in order to clear all forms of doubts, contact Westpac Bank
London on their above contact information to verify the truth about what I
have being telling. Get back to me as soon as you do that.
I expect to hear from you as soon as possible.
Best regards,
His Excellency
Umaru Musa Yar'adua.
President Of Nigeria. |
he certainly thinks highly of himself. |
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Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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AlohaMugu
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 28 Apr 2007
Posts: 28
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Wed Sep 05, 2007 7:41 pm |
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I suppose he has a yahoo! email address too, right? That's what all those crazy political types are using these days! |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:02 pm |
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Strange, he sounds just like a lad! |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:05 pm |
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Write him back as George Bush. LOL |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:13 pm |
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I may just do that Eliza. That's a nice idea. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 8:55 pm |
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I love the title of this thread.... that is all I have to say about that. |
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The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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ratter
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Jun 2007
Posts: 630
Location: Disembarking at Duvalier Airport
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Posted:
Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:40 pm |
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When you get the banker in email, ask him why his web site at www.westpacbanklondon1.com doesn't work. Maybe he'll go to the trouble of setting one up for us to kill. |
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
Location: Chicago
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:43 pm |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 9:55 pm |
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You're right... he is a douche bag. If it were me, I'd point out that I didn't vote for him, and that he should be showing me some blasted respeck, since my country is sending so much in aid payments to his country! I'd remind him that in the free world, we have a right to tell off the President / Prime Minister any time we want. So he'd just have to put up with it if he wants to deal with a (insert your nationality here) citizen.
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:12 pm |
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You have to just love the delusions of granduer.....
I do honestly think that they really believe half of the shite that they come out with.... |
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TheGreatOok
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Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Wed Sep 12, 2007 10:50 pm |
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The Man wrote: |
I love the title of this thread.... that is all I have to say about that. |
I am right there with you, I open main read the title and giggle. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 5:28 am |
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Well, maybe it really is the president?
(hahahaha) |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Sep 13, 2007 11:00 am |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Posted:
Thu Sep 13, 2007 4:20 pm |
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...If you must know, as His
Excellency The President Of Nigeria that I am, I want to clearly make you know
that I am a very wealthy man and I control lots of money both in my currency
and in foreign currency. .. |
I know most heads of state are obsessed with impressing us "commoners" with their wealth & power- that's why they are successfull "heads of state"
LaBrea |
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mike hunter
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Nov 2006
Posts: 199
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Posted:
Fri Sep 14, 2007 7:31 pm |
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I would bait him as OJ Simpson since he is back in the news. |
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