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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:30 am |
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I am pretending to be a guyman, and this lad is bragging about how much money he is making off people. I need you to slow him down.
USE THIS....Delete the part that says YOUR EMAIL ADDY HERE and put your scambaiting email addy there:
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Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:05:41 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: I WANT TO BUY
To: INSERT YOUR EMAIL ADDY HERE
Hello
My Company will like to buy 1 units of your item and our mode of payment is through check or money order,pls let us know if you are ok
with our mode of payment and also the total amount of the item which we
ordered for and let us ve your contact Address,full Name and Phone Number Zip code and the price of the item so we can send the payment fast. and write back to this email address [email protected]
Thanks
lizzy Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles.
Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center. |
Now you type above that.....
Do NOT ASK what it was that she wanted to purchase unless it's a description like....We have those in soft fabric and in textured fabric. Can you let me know which you are interested in?
Or just email back and ask if "She" realizes that 1 unit equals 24 of the XXX what ever (make it what ever you want) and that they are $xxx each.....so that would come to....
Straight bait - - have her paying postage to send her fake checks to addresses that do not exist. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:26 am |
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Mass bait. I love them OOOOOO.
It would also be good to put in a random date and time. The scammer may not notice but its a way of filtering out the baiters.
The subject should be: Re: I WANT TO BUY
As a yellow submarine has already been done, I think I will sell a 747 once he's on the hook.
Edit - if its a straight bait then 747's are out. A quick and dirty job to get a check to a nonexistent address it shall be. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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SomethingFishy
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 233
Location: Canada
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:41 am |
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Deiter has asked her for her shipping address as he has the item in stock.
I wonder what the item is? |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:59 am |
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PhinGuru
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 39
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:21 am |
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This just fired off to him
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Notebooks for Schools
Pl4teach C0mputers,
13 Glendale Way,
Park Industrial Estate,
Pasadena,
Texas
943169
Dear Ms Williams,
We don't sell our products singly, we only supply schools in batches of 100 at a time.
Our standard range is priced at $365 each, which would come to a figure of $36,500 (Thirty six thousand and five hundred dollars). This naturally includes the shipping costs and insurance to your location.
I hope this information is of assistance to you. If you want to place this order immediately, just send your shipping address along with your check made out to Pl4teach C0mputers Inc. for the above amount marked for my attention and quoting the reference xxx/xxxxxx
You have my assurance that should you place this order within the next week, I will personally guarantee that the goods will be on their way to you literally within days.
Yours Sincerely
En0ch 4llup
Head of Sales for Pl4teach C0mputers |
I wonder if he'll think it strange for me to email at this time in the morning, or will he assume that greedy business exec's work at all hours ? |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:36 am |
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I've just emailed asking which of the items in my company's wide range of Satanic acoutrements she is interested in. Plus a straight bait from another account!
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_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
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swordfish
Master Baiter
Joined: 08 Feb 2005
Posts: 147
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:52 am |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:19 am |
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I am in! $25,000 per box of god only knows what.
I do love the mass bait |
_________________ ---
The Man
YOU ARE A CHILD OF SATAN WITH YOUR HUNGRY DIRTY BODY ,TUNDER FIRE YOU BIG HEAD IDIOT !!! HA HA HA HA HA
IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
(Lagos to Abuja)
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Nash
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 30 Aug 2007
Posts: 13
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:18 am |
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She would like to buy a Streethawk replica off me
ETA: I'm in. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:48 am |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:22 pm |
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I'm in. I wonder why someone would want to buy a surplus Centurion tank? |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 1:21 pm |
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I wonder what colour he'll chose for the rainbow I'm supplying. |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:53 pm |
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I'm in for a carton of ice cream at $4500 per carton. Shipping address requested. |
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gargstang
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Jun 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Around the way
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:14 pm |
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25,000 used business cards ought to do the trick. |
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:26 pm |
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$23,400 worth of shark scrotums already in production! |
_________________
"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Scam Patroller
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jul 2004
Posts: 11857
Location: UK
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:51 pm |
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This is about as straight as I could be tonight :
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Dear Sir or Madam,
Thank you for your email.
We do not sell individual items, we only sell in bulk, with a minimum order of 20 units.
Our are electronically controlled, to allow for greater volumes of urine flow in each urinal, each unit is priced at �50,000 and this reflects the work that has gone in to producing these gold plated urinals, which due to the gold plating, are easier to clean than normal ceramic urinals, hence our company slogan, "", our company is built on a solid platform dating back to 1845 in London.
We are happy to accept any sort of cheques as a mode of payment, please let me know if you are willing to buy the minimum of 20 units, the total price will be 20 x �50,000 = �1,000,000 (�1 MILLION POUNDS).
As soon as we receive your cheque, we will dispatch your order straight away.
I look forward to hearing from you in the very near future.
Regards,
Axxxxx Vxxxxx
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I always check for typos before sending, still missed 2, damnit |
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YMCA Summer Holdiay + Bus Hijack
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:02 pm |
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^^^^Rather beats my pun-filled dildo company.
There are no italics in the above for those who do not know what italics are.
And, yes, Scam Patroller wins the thread.
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה
Last edited by Doctor X on Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:05 am; edited 1 time in total |
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Shagnasty
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 16 Jun 2007
Posts: 81
Location: On a learning curve.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:43 pm |
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Sent her?? this;
Dear Ms Williams,
our rectal plugs are available in quantities of one gross.
144 plugs at �38.42 ex vat = �5532.48
V.A.T. @17.5% = � 968.18
Total disbursement = �6500.66
Bunns Butt and Clenched; for all your rectal needs.
Nos 1 and 2 Porcelain Place
Vitreous
Burkhampton
UP1 2GO
Jane Longbottom.
Sales Dept
Awaiting reply... |
_________________ I guess you will no apologise, so I will try and forget the insults. I am a businesmen, and so I am try to make money, and forget personal. G*@rge Schr4nn3r
You can't cheat an honest man, never give a sucker an even break, and never wise up a chump. WC |
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freya
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 87
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:05 am |
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We are pleased to inform you that we do have in stock 1 unit of the item that you have requested. The full price, with tax, comes to $125,765. Of course, shipping is always free!
We thank you for your custom. Your shipment will commence upon receipt of your check and a shipping address. Please make the check out to 4ngst 4rt and mail it to:
####Oregon Maildrop Address #### ,
#####, OR #####
Thank you and we look forward to future business with you!
M4ry 4ngstur1a, CEO 4ngst 4rt and C0nsignments.
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FiveForces
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Apr 2007
Posts: 1254
Location: Richville, USA (honest!)
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:15 am |
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I'm not really sure what I'm selling, but I think it's probably goats.
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Hello there,
Thanks for showing an interest in buying from my company. As stated in the advertisement, we are perfectly fine with accepting payment by cheque or money order, however it will not be possible to send to you just one item. As stated in the advertisement, we sell in breeding groups of four (2 males and 2 females) and the minimum order for all customers outside of Bahrain is 10 groups.
Since you contacted us, you are probably aware that we only sell the highest quality stock. We can also guarantee live delivery every time and the animals will take no more than 3 working days to reach you once the payment is recieved.
The cost for one breeding group is 755 Bahraini Dinar ($2000 USD) and the minimum order is 10 groups, making a total cost of 7550 Bahraini Dinar (equivalent to $20,000 USD). This is an individual unit price of $500 and you are unlikely to find these animals cheaper elsewhere (as I'm sure you have realised). We also offer a 5% discount if you can pay in our local currency, but if this is not possible then USD will be fine. Shipping for the order will be 1,900 Bahraini Dinar ($5000 USD) making a total cost of 9,450 Bahraini Dinar or $25000 USD.
If you are interested in buying from us, please confirm that this price is ok and also send details of where you want the item shipped to. I will forward you details of where to send payment upon your positive response to this email.
Thankyou kindly, |
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_________________ THE MASTERMINDER OF FAKE NEWS
"GO AND DIE AND NOPT LIVE OK, YOU STUPID FOUL YOU TAKEW ME FOR PLAY? SEND YOUR SHIPPING INFO AND THAT ALL YOU TALK STUPID, SEND ME YOUR NUMBER THAT ALKL I NEED FROM YOU. NO NUKMBER GO AND DON;T SEND NO MONEY AND SEND HAVE NO PUPPY"
~ Bri Thany
"The whole situation is becoming ridiculous and absurd. Its hard to explain how a transaction that normally takes a few minutes to be concluded is starting to run into weeks."
~ Genesis Art & Craft
"you are treating me like a fool which is not supposed to be done"
~ Barryston Morgan
"I don't understand this...Its like you are playing on my intelligence."
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:26 am |
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Right, anyone ^^^^^ getting replies?
Granted it is/was Sunday, but I have had two Phone Lads, of all people, with disappearing bank accounts trying to reach me.
Apparently, this "Ladette" is not a Steely Dan fan . . . perhaps Shagnasty will have better luck.
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_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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SomethingFishy
Master Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 233
Location: Canada
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:50 am |
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No response as yet. It was extra quiet today, even for a Sunday. Not a single e-mail or phone call.
Too quiet. :p |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:59 am |
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Dear Lizzy,
Thank you for your odor.
We only do wholesale by pallet. We can load a pallet of double dong dildos for you tomorrow when the office opens. Please indicate if they should ship in black, white, purlpe, green, orange, or if you prefer a random assortment.
The price per pallet is $4,679, plus actual shipping costs. More than 10 pallots we pay shipping.
Please remit the funds in a check or money order via Express Mail Service or overnight DHL, insured for the value of the cheque to:
David Girth
C/O
Davies Delightful Dildos
680 Park Avenue
New York, NY, 10021
We will ship as soon as the cheque arrives.
Thank you for your interest,
David Girth
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(not anywhere near as imaginitive as Five Forces above! Maybe s-he will insure the envelope?) |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:13 am |
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No response to me today either. On the other hand, I used the same address as freya, so let's see how much attention our boy is paying to what we say. |
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"jesus are you retarted. someone has gotta say it"
No more jokes about attendants!
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Dog Dine
Elite Baiter
Joined: 07 Dec 2006
Posts: 1683
Location: The Material World
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:35 am |
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I'm in. Can I double-check the mugu's address? It is listed as [email protected]. Is that the way she spells it, or should it be williams? |
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