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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 5:40 pm |
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That's right, have a look at the cool orange name. Go ahead. Wait, lemmy get the light on it nicely... there ya go. (posing for the camera)
Yes kids, you too can have a flashy colour name here. Let me tell ya, premium membership is everything they say it is and more. Let me list just a few of the benefits right here...
Flashy orange name.
You keep the site in operation
Your own Eater mailbox
This site gets to stay on the internet
People will think you're cool
You get to help one of the friendliest websites in the world
Fame, respect, recognition
This site really does run on donations
The power. (clenching a fist) The sweet, sweet POWER!
You don't even need to donate by paypal. The fools will even accept Canadian money! What have you got to lose? So go ahead - make your donation. Then bask in the glory: Show up a shopping malls and sign autographs, get a contract to do shaving commercials, whatever you want. I used to be a newbie-postwhore-loudmouth-nobody around here, and now I'm.... well that's not the point!  I'm gonna go get another beer now and enjoy my flashy name.
Join me. It is pointless to resist. |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Don
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2004
Posts: 3045
Location: Italy, 87.2.222.132
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 6:08 pm |
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Congrats Losst Obi Wan!
I've been meaning to do the same for a while. . . Guess I should actually get around to it, huh.
It would be so much easier if I could just send the money through WU. I have a bunch of modalities for doing that.  |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:00 pm |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
Posts: 6248
Location: Europe
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:00 pm |
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| Obi-Wan Knievel wrote: |
Flashy orange name.
You keep the site in operation
Your own Eater mailbox
This site gets to stay on the internet
People will think you're cool
You get to help one of the friendliest websites in the world
Fame, respect, recognition
This site really does run on donations
The power. (clenching a fist) The sweet, sweet POWER! |
It also improves your sex life.
Ask Radden. |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:00 pm |
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Congrats, Obi. Make sure to learn the secret 419Eater hand shake and gang signs. Repeatedly PM the mods if you don't know it yet. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:03 pm |
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We have handshakes and gangsigns? Nobody told me  And Shiv charged me 200 quid for the orange name. Told me it was the going rate. |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:43 pm |
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| It would be so much easier if I could just send the money through WU. |
If they accept CDN money (which most people just play Monopoly with), I'd bet my Warlock they'd accept a WUXfer! Go for it. Just go easy on the 1TV5 thing. 
Secret handshake; that's all proppyganda! Nobody has secret handshakes anymore. Just use the patented jedi mind-trick.
OK... so I'm a premium member now. Where's them damned nekkid mod pics I've heard aboot  |
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:00 pm |
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It also improves your sex life.
Ask Radden. |
It's very true, back when I had premium membership here I had local women jumping on me, begging for sex.
Now since my premium membership expired, I live in the sewers and snort rat feces for a living. |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:06 pm |
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Shiver hasn't even made me a premium member Rod, and just look at my signature. It has been several months and I still haven't received the paintings yet..... |
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:14 pm |
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Welcome to the club Losst Obi Jedi Kneivel, or what ever your name is. 
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| The fools will even accept Canadian money! |
Now, THAT'S funny.  |
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PRS Girly Girl
Will Post for Food
Joined: 06 Mar 2007
Posts: 1174
Location: Any place where cute shoes are on sale.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 9:53 pm |
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Secret handshake; that's all proppyganda! Nobody has secret handshakes anymore. Just use the patented jedi mind-trick.
OK... so I'm a premium member now. Where's them damned nekkid mod pics I've heard aboot |
The secret handshake is not real? So the official 419Eater hug and grope shown to me when I joined are not real too? I was told knowing them would keep nekkid mod pictures from being posted. I'm afraid to ask about the new member physical exam. 
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"A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are." Chauncey Mitchell Depew
"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." Robert A. Heinlein
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B. A. Ware
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Joined: 14 Apr 2007
Posts: 1828
Location: I've fallen and I can't reach my beer.
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:00 pm |
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| So the official 419Eater hug and grope shown to me when I joined are not real too? |
It's real, and it should be repeated weekly. |
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Rodus
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2006
Posts: 3685
Location: Back under the cold shower
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:14 pm |
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We should at least get an eater t-shirt "will grope for food" |
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I will kiss you romance u,suck and penetrate u - Williams Muyeke
now am as poor as a church rat - Lou1s Mar1on
I AM FINANCIALLY DEAD RIGHT AWAY - Louis in Accra
u can keep sending money to Gomer and leave me alone - Agent Smith cracks up
Lou1s Mar1on - Lagos to Accra (satellite IP) - "so, what i need to do to get out of these place?"
- 18 mths: Louis
The*Catb1ngo Hotel*
*My Church*
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:18 pm |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:46 pm |
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| So the official 419Eater hug and grope shown to me when I joined are not real too? |
No no no no THAT part is real - it's just the handshake that's all proppyganda! Now just step a little closer....  |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:03 am |
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hazaar! welcome to the club.
Shouldn't that be Canadian Pesos? (i swear shiver, I can get them exchanged, just give me time! ) |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 3:46 am |
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Don't worry, the novelty will soon wear off. |
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remmy223
Elite Baiter
Joined: 12 Jun 2006
Posts: 1734
Location: butt f*** middle of nowhwere
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Mon Sep 03, 2007 4:06 am |
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obi one kneviel
have you met munty as he has just joined the band of merry men.
he is just a chuffed as you too
try and enjoy the perks of the prem lounge |
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