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Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 2:30 am

I am pretending to be a guyman, and this lad is bragging about how much money he is making off people. I need you to slow him down.

USE THIS....Delete the part that says YOUR EMAIL ADDY HERE and put your scambaiting email addy there:

Quote:

Date: Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:05:41 -0700
From: [email protected]
Subject: I WANT TO BUY
To: INSERT YOUR EMAIL ADDY HERE

Hello
My Company will like to buy 1 units of your item and our mode of payment is through check or money order,pls let us know if you are ok
with our mode of payment and also the total amount of the item which we
ordered for and let us ve your contact Address,full Name and Phone Number Zip code and the price of the item so we can send the payment fast. and write back to this email address [email protected]
Thanks
lizzy Park yourself in front of a world of choices in alternative vehicles.
Visit the Yahoo! Auto Green Center.

Now you type above that.....

Do NOT ASK what it was that she wanted to purchase unless it's a description like....We have those in soft fabric and in textured fabric. Can you let me know which you are interested in?

Or just email back and ask if "She" realizes that 1 unit equals 24 of the XXX what ever (make it what ever you want) and that they are $xxx each.....so that would come to....

Straight bait - - have her paying postage to send her fake checks to addresses that do not exist.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:26 am

Mass bait. I love them OOOOOO.

It would also be good to put in a random date and time. The scammer may not notice but its a way of filtering out the baiters.

The subject should be: Re: I WANT TO BUY

As a yellow submarine has already been done, I think I will sell a 747 once he's on the hook.

Edit - if its a straight bait then 747's are out. A quick and dirty job to get a check to a nonexistent address it shall be.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:41 am

Deiter has asked her for her shipping address as he has the item in stock.

I wonder what the item is? Very Happy

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 4:59 am

OK... Email sent... 'Peter' is selling 12 boxes per unit @ for 120 each... plus tax for some states... asked for shipping address...

Not quite a Newb Joined: 06 Aug 2007 Posts: 39

This just fired off to him

Quote:

Notebooks for Schools

Pl4teach C0mputers,
13 Glendale Way,
Park Industrial Estate,
Pasadena,
Texas
943169

Dear Ms Williams,

We don't sell our products singly, we only supply schools in batches of 100 at a time.

Our standard range is priced at $365 each, which would come to a figure of $36,500 (Thirty six thousand and five hundred dollars). This naturally includes the shipping costs and insurance to your location.

I hope this information is of assistance to you. If you want to place this order immediately, just send your shipping address along with your check made out to Pl4teach C0mputers Inc. for the above amount marked for my attention and quoting the reference xxx/xxxxxx

You have my assurance that should you place this order within the next week, I will personally guarantee that the goods will be on their way to you literally within days.

Yours Sincerely

En0ch 4llup
Head of Sales for Pl4teach C0mputers

I wonder if he'll think it strange for me to email at this time in the morning, or will he assume that greedy business exec's work at all hours ?

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:36 am

I've just emailed asking which of the items in my company's wide range of Satanic acoutrements she is interested in. Plus a straight bait from another account!

Laughing

Master Baiter Joined: 08 Feb 2005 Posts: 147

I'm in

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 10:19 am

I am in! $25,000 per box of god only knows what.

I do love the mass bait Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 30 Aug 2007 Posts: 13

She would like to buy a Streethawk replica off me Very Happy

ETA: I'm in.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:48 am

I'm with ya! Cool

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 12:22 pm

I'm in. I wonder why someone would want to buy a surplus Centurion tank?

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 09 Aug 2007 Posts: 593

I wonder what colour he'll chose for the rainbow I'm supplying.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 7:53 pm

I'm in for a carton of ice cream at $4500 per carton. Shipping address requested.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:14 pm

25,000 used business cards ought to do the trick.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 8:26 pm

$23,400 worth of shark scrotums already in production!

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

This is about as straight as I could be tonight Smile

:

Quote:

Dear Sir or Madam,

Thank you for your email.

We do not sell individual items, we only sell in bulk, with a minimum order of 20 units.

Our are electronically controlled, to allow for greater volumes of urine flow in each urinal, each unit is priced at �50,000 and this reflects the work that has gone in to producing these gold plated urinals, which due to the gold plating, are easier to clean than normal ceramic urinals, hence our company slogan, "", our company is built on a solid platform dating back to 1845 in London.

We are happy to accept any sort of cheques as a mode of payment, please let me know if you are willing to buy the minimum of 20 units, the total price will be 20 x �50,000 = �1,000,000 (�1 MILLION POUNDS).

As soon as we receive your cheque, we will dispatch your order straight away.

I look forward to hearing from you in the very near future.

Regards,

Axxxxx Vxxxxx

[edit]

I always check for typos before sending, still missed 2, damnit Evil or Very Mad

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

^^^^Rather beats my pun-filled dildo company.

There are no italics in the above for those who do not know what italics are.

And, yes, Scam Patroller wins the thread.

--J.D.

Posted: Sun Sep 02, 2007 11:43 pm

Sent her?? this;

Dear Ms Williams,

our rectal plugs are available in quantities of one gross.

144 plugs at �38.42 ex vat = �5532.48
V.A.T. @17.5% = � 968.18
Total disbursement = �6500.66

Bunns Butt and Clenched; for all your rectal needs.

Nos 1 and 2 Porcelain Place
Vitreous
Burkhampton
UP1 2GO

Jane Longbottom.
Sales Dept

Awaiting reply...

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 09 Jul 2007 Posts: 87

Sent:

Quote:

We are pleased to inform you that we do have in stock 1 unit of the item that you have requested. The full price, with tax, comes to $125,765. Of course, shipping is always free!
We thank you for your custom. Your shipment will commence upon receipt of your check and a shipping address. Please make the check out to 4ngst 4rt and mail it to:
####Oregon Maildrop Address #### ,
#####, OR #####

Thank you and we look forward to future business with you!
M4ry 4ngstur1a, CEO 4ngst 4rt and C0nsignments.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:15 am

I'm not really sure what I'm selling, but I think it's probably goats.

Quote:

Hello there,

Thanks for showing an interest in buying from my company. As stated in the advertisement, we are perfectly fine with accepting payment by cheque or money order, however it will not be possible to send to you just one item. As stated in the advertisement, we sell in breeding groups of four (2 males and 2 females) and the minimum order for all customers outside of Bahrain is 10 groups.

Since you contacted us, you are probably aware that we only sell the highest quality stock. We can also guarantee live delivery every time and the animals will take no more than 3 working days to reach you once the payment is recieved.

The cost for one breeding group is 755 Bahraini Dinar ($2000 USD) and the minimum order is 10 groups, making a total cost of 7550 Bahraini Dinar (equivalent to $20,000 USD). This is an individual unit price of $500 and you are unlikely to find these animals cheaper elsewhere (as I'm sure you have realised). We also offer a 5% discount if you can pay in our local currency, but if this is not possible then USD will be fine. Shipping for the order will be 1,900 Bahraini Dinar ($5000 USD) making a total cost of 9,450 Bahraini Dinar or $25000 USD.

If you are interested in buying from us, please confirm that this price is ok and also send details of where you want the item shipped to. I will forward you details of where to send payment upon your positive response to this email.

Thankyou kindly,

** ACCOUNT CLOSED ** Joined: 15 Apr 2007 Posts: 766

Right, anyone ^^^^^ getting replies?

Granted it is/was Sunday, but I have had two Phone Lads, of all people, with disappearing bank accounts trying to reach me.

Apparently, this "Ladette" is not a Steely Dan fan . . . perhaps Shagnasty will have better luck.

--J.D.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:50 am

No response as yet. It was extra quiet today, even for a Sunday. Not a single e-mail or phone call.

Too quiet. :p

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 1:59 am

Quote:

Dear Lizzy,

Thank you for your odor.

We only do wholesale by pallet. We can load a pallet of double dong dildos for you tomorrow when the office opens. Please indicate if they should ship in black, white, purlpe, green, orange, or if you prefer a random assortment.

The price per pallet is $4,679, plus actual shipping costs. More than 10 pallots we pay shipping.

Please remit the funds in a check or money order via Express Mail Service or overnight DHL, insured for the value of the cheque to:

David Girth
C/O
Davies Delightful Dildos
680 Park Avenue
New York, NY, 10021

We will ship as soon as the cheque arrives.

Thank you for your interest,

David Girth

(not anywhere near as imaginitive as Five Forces above! Maybe s-he will insure the envelope?)

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 2:13 am

No response to me today either. On the other hand, I used the same address as freya, so let's see how much attention our boy is paying to what we say.

Posted: Mon Sep 03, 2007 5:35 am

I'm in. Can I double-check the mugu's address? It is listed as [email protected]. Is that the way she spells it, or should it be williams?