Goofy crap your kids said that made you laugh

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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:03 pm

Last night, while getting ready for bed, my 4-1/2 year old came into our bedroom completely naked and scratching his butt, as is his frequent custom.

We asked: �Honey, are you scratching your tushie with your toothbrush?�

My son: �No. It�s daddy�s toothbrush.�

Does anyone else have a funny kid quote to share? Something you or your friend's kids said, or even something you said when you were a tike?

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:10 pm

Once my niece (11 years old) was being very finicky in eating the peas on her plate, and I remarked on it. She replied, "Oh, I don't want to squash the peaness out of them."

Luckily I wasn't actually eating my lasagna at that moment...

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:14 pm

My current favourite:

Quote:

Okay everyone relax. Don't anyone go in my room. I need a big towel.

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My boy and I were in line at a fast-burger place, and he saw a sign that said "Our team is on fire." Boy child shook his head and said sadly, "It must have been the grease."

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:22 pm

My sister-in-law is the worst cook---EVER. My daughter and I went to my brother's house for Thanksgiving when my daughter was 6. His wife had under-cooked a pumpkin pie so it was squishy and runny inside. For some reason, my daughter asked to take the remaining pie home when we left. When we stopped for gas on the way home, she dumped the pie in the trash. I asked why she had asked for it if she was going to throw it away. She said "I was trying to save other people"

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:38 pm

Back in my hippy days, Lovey had long hair and he looked a lot like what we think Jesus looks like. We were in McDonalds and this little boy said to his dad, "Look dad, there is Jesus eating a hamburger." Shocked

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:59 pm

My sister who believes in telling stuff as it is, told her then young daughter what the correct term for her nether regions was. My niece was subsequently heard to exclaim "it's my bits of china" when my sis asked her why she was itching a certain part of her anatomy.

Niece is now 17.

Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:12 pm

Ok - I have to fess up. This is not something my kids did but something that I did...
I was only about 9 when my mum entrusted me with the weekly shopping list, the money and her shopping basket. I walked down to the town and got all the stuff she needed and my last stop was the greengrocers. Had to leave it til last to make sure it was fresh. Anyway, bananas were on the list. Now, I knew that as things were tight financially I had to be frugal. Loose bananas (the ones that had been picked over) were cheaper than buying a bunch. So, I asked for a bunch of loose bananas! I couldn't understand why everyone in the shop was giggling and wiping tears from their eyes...Screwed me up for years!!!
I still don't like bananas to this day!

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