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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 10:10 pm |
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This transaction has been given me a lot of head ache because the funds are really needed by those orphanages home i gave to you. Due to lack of funds in that region, a kid was lost . This's so painful.Am sorry if in anyway i have been rude to you.Am only trying to make everything work for good. Am happy am knowing you better now .I also respect your age. |
I feel like being slightly cynical in my reply to him. |
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GeorgeBush
419Eater is my life
Joined: 05 May 2004
Posts: 378
Location: Texas
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:26 am |
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Well, he really just might be lost, don't blame yourself. They should check all the wells. And the old abandoned mine. |
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Morgul
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 10 Sep 2006
Posts: 59
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:50 am |
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Hook him up with a puppy scammer and see if they can send him Lassie to help! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Location: Trumpton
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:36 pm |
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What the hey! it was only a goat, could have been worse |
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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:52 pm |
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Tell the Lad that the kid is probably Red's Lad and he is not lost.
He is just on safari and will be back in about 6 months. |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:26 pm |
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Tell him you'll hire a search and rescue team. Have him get his bois together, and you'll pay them good to look for him. Make sure he sends you their timecards for documentation. |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:04 pm |
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1. Send him a copy of Swift's A Modest Proposal.
2. Deduct $50 from the amount you are suppose to send him.
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:55 pm |
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Grrrr....how frustrating...
Me (after a lot of thought, let me tell you):
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I'm very sorry a kid was lost. Are you speaking of a human child or a
young goat? In either case, I assume you mean the kid (human or goat)
was misplaced and couldn't be found. Have you checked all the wells?
How about abandoned mines or other places that might tempt a child (or
a baby goat) to hide?
This really worries me, so please advise immediately! |
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Missed my chance, and somebody else blasted him out of existence. Thanks a lot, AOL, now we'll never know what happened to the poor kid!
Then again...I just might hear from the guy again... |
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LaBrea
Elite Baiter
Joined: 04 Aug 2007
Posts: 1355
Location: Yet another hotel
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:08 am |
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Or--- Maybe hell fell down the old abandoned mineshaft while looking for that kid/goat/boi/lad?
Regards,
LaBrea |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:03 am |
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Decreasing the surplus population? I think your fellow needs to read Dickens.
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