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Masonic Wizard
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 23 Aug 2007
Posts: 20
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:35 am |
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Hi All,
Some questions, I have a lad hooked and hooked real good.
1) How do I confirm a safari ? What proof do I need ?
2) What should I NOT try to get a lad to do ?
Like I know you can get them to do silly rituals and stuff,
and tattoos , but would getting them to perform ritual incisions
and stuff ?
What is considered TOO far here ???
3) What about unrecoverable safaris ? getting them to move
themselves and their family to a foriegn country in the hope of a
new life ? And not having the money to get back ?
Has this been done before ?
4) Has anyone ever sent two lads to meet each other in a far off place
each thinking that the other was you ?
Has this ever been done ?
Comments on individual questions or in general are welcome,
Happy Hunting people !!!
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Nurse Nasty
Baiting Guru
Joined: 31 Aug 2005
Posts: 7251
Location: Australia, where a dingo stole my eski
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:44 am |
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1) We operate on a honour system. IP's of your lad travelling. Pictures etc etc.
2) Do what your comfortable with. Your job is to humiliate them. The more bizarre and funny the better. What is not favoured, is in a constant state of debate. If you are unsure, then PM a mod with your idea and we'll get back to you.
3) Leaving lads stranded - Yes. All the time.
4) Having lads meet. - Yes. We've had a few confirmed meetings and a lot of unconfirmed meetings. |
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Tsnerd
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Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:52 am |
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3) What about unrecoverable safaris ? getting them to move
themselves and their family to a foriegn country in the hope of a
new life ? And not having the money to get back ?
Has this been done before ? |
I think that this is a great idea, and shouldn't violate anything.
Good luck with this- we're all counting on you. |
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Masonic Wizard
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Joined: 23 Aug 2007
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:03 am |
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The ethics threads seem a little worried about tattoos,
(Not a concern to me) but if I suggested to a lad that he should perform a ritual where he was deliberatly cut in a superficial manner as to leave a scar...
And I wouldn't get a lad to halm someone else,,,
but as far as I can see, halm to himself is open season....
What should I NOT try to get a lad to do ? |
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Tsnerd
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:06 am |
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:shrug: hurt innocents or send you money.
We haven't had any lads suck on car exhaust fumes yet.
You can give that a go....and then write a book about it. |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1799
Location: Nu Zilund
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:14 am |
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I think the point is that nobody holds a gun to a lad's head and says "you must do this or I shall kill you!" They have a choice not to do anything you ask them to, the only reason they do what we request of them is because they still believe that they're scamming us. Every step they take is because they think they're the one doing the outwitting.
Therefore, I don't think there's really a limit on what we can ask our lad to do, so long as we aren't cash-baiting him, putting innocent 3rd parties at risk, or doing anything that might be deemed illegal at our end. He always has the opportunity to say no. |
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lotta
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 13613
Location: 2 Speckled Cct Springfield Lakes QLD 4300
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:28 am |
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TSnerd wrote: |
:shrug: hurt innocents or send you money.
We haven't had any lads suck on car exhaust fumes yet.
You can give that a go....and then write a book about it. |
Brilliant idea Snerd
Go for it Masonic Wizard!
Actually why not have him slice of his penis and mail it to you |
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Old Master
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Joined: 12 Mar 2007
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:33 am |
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2) What should I NOT try to get a lad to do? |
Panties over their heads...stripping them down and stacking them in a human pyramid is looked upon with disfavor...if they are in Iraq. |
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Tsnerd
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:40 am |
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That doesn't apply to us. |
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kleindoofy
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Joined: 24 Oct 2004
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Location: Europe
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:44 am |
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How far is too far ??? |
If you can get a lad to jump off a high bridge onto railroad tracks in front of an oncoming train, while he sticks a double barrel shotgun in his mouth and pulls the trigger - after he had taken poison, I'll think about 'how far is too far.'
But not for very long.
What a shame it ain't gonna happen. |
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Masonic Wizard
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Joined: 23 Aug 2007
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 1:50 am |
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No , probably not going to happen.
But going to have a lot of fun trying !!! |
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Red
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:03 am |
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@ MW - The basic principle is that as long as you follow the guidelines regarding posting on the Eater you can do whatever you like. It is up to you to set your boundaries. We have members who are uncomfortable with certain aspects of baiting and choose to, for example, kill banks. Others will happily straight bait and waste the lad's time but not be too keen on getting the lad inked (although how cool is a lad really if he doesn't have "419 Fraudstar" on his chest?).
Of course... then there's others like YW who sends the lads to parts unknown and if they make it back alive they're never quite the same again
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Masonic Wizard
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:10 am |
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Which brings me to another question...]
Do the lads not realise what we are doing when we get them to do things like getting them to write "419Fraudstar" or "Master baiter" on signs,
Surely this is a dead give away, (I have my own ideas on how to put it past them ) but how dumb are they ?
Do they just not know what master baiter means ? |
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johnny5
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 Jun 2007
Posts: 109
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:11 am |
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kleindoofy wrote: |
If you can get a lad to jump off a high bridge onto railroad tracks in front of an oncoming train |
There's no need to disrupt a train service and traumatise a driver. |
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Tsnerd
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:15 am |
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Good point- this would violate the 3d party rule, surely.
Your lad needs to off himself with the least amount of fuss to neighbors, family, LEO's and the medical authorities.
Traveling to Antarctica and allowing himself to die of hypothermia would possibly do it.....except I would worry about the penguins and other animals.
Would a dead, frozen body upset the ecological balance? |
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:21 am |
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No, but the carcass could give the wild creatures that eat it terrible tummy trouble. Hmm, makes that one a grey area.
Maybe if they died of hypothermia, and were eaten by geese? Geese are evil.
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kleindoofy
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:27 am |
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Frogsruleok wrote: |
... eaten by geese? ... |
That reminds me of a song:
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Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee, ah saw thee?
Wheear 'ast ta bin sin' ah saw thee?
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
On Ilkley Mooar baht 'at
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Tha's bin a-cooartin' Mary Jane
Tha's bahn' to catch thy deeath o` cowd
Then we shall ha' to bury thee
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Then t'ducks'll come an` eyt up t'worms
Then we shall go an` eyt up t'ducks
Then we shall all ha' etten thee
That's wheear we get us ooan back |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
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Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:36 am |
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Worse than geese....Prairie dogs. I wouldn't want my lad nibbled to death by prairie dogs.
Here's an idea - that lad you have on safari. Get him to buy a ride-on lawn mower (I'm sure you have your ideas of how to talk him into this) with Master Baiter painted on the side. Then have him to drive it off the hill and get chopped up by it -- Of course you need a video of it (I'm sure you have your own ideas of how to get this done) and put it on youtube. Have it as a marketing tool for your book.
Good luck. I gotta troll along now. |
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:40 am |
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Frogsruleok wrote: |
Geese are evil. |
Most sensible comment in this thread so far apart from what the mod's said. Or is that including what the mod's said? Either way they make great sleeping bags.
Masonic Wizard wrote: |
What should I NOT try to get a lad to do ? |
Reading the stickies. We don't want lads to read the stickies. They'll end up getting all the cookies. |
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:30 am |
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Masonic Wizard wrote: |
Do the lads not realise what we are doing when we get them to do things like getting them to write "419Fraudstar" or "Master baiter" on signs,
Surely this is a dead give away, (I have my own ideas on how to put it past them ) but how dumb are they ? |
First off, don't confuse cultural differences with stupidity. Most lads do not know what a baiter is, and that is by (our) design. Most of the "joke" signs involve a play on words, inventive spelling, or other joke that the lads don't get. OTOH, many baiters completely miss the jokes lads make as well. As for 419fraudstar, the only sign pics I've seen with that say something like "I am not a 419fraudstar". |
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:06 am |
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lotta wrote: |
Actually why not have him slice of his penis and mail it to you |
Would not that be CA$H baiting?
Granted, may not be worth much . . . save as an interesting golf tee.
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:11 am |
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Okay, the part about wasting Homelad Security's time: bad.
Lad to Guantanamo: good.
Got it! |
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