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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:30 pm |
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Eliza. Sorry for my enthusiasm about getting Ed sent to Guantanamo. You are right. I wouldn't want to waste anyones time dealing with Ed when their job is looking for real terrorists, and the severity if Eds sins are not worth sending him to Guantanamo. NYC is a target, I know. Your reasoning is sound.
My inspiration came from the idea of the Naval Base papers mentioned in oassing while he was wandering about in Singapore.
And, another part of me actually likes Ed. (that part is the lad hugger in me) He has such amusing qualities. It would be a shame for him to end up entombed in Guantanamo for an indefinite period of time, depriving us of entertainment, and him of more wonderful and fruitless adventures.
So, when's he going to the Bahamas? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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markmywords
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 21 Aug 2007
Posts: 68
Location: Land down under
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:57 pm |
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Ive never been to mexico but i think mexico sounds good i cant even get my bait to get to the wu union office.....such a tough cookie lol |
_________________ Thanks for your mail and you were right to demand an appology from me, The error is highly regreted and please accept my appology--(Jerry lawyer)
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M1d0r1
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 May 2007
Posts: 101
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:28 pm |
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If it were to be Mexico suggest should wait when a hurricane is on course...
or just see if a hurricane develops and the estimated landfall in the region. |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:30 pm |
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^^^^^ You are EVIL
Can I hug you?
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:34 pm |
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I will be going back to my base today.I can't tell you much right now,because Iam in public cybercafe.I look forward to your response. |
Normally I don't like to give the lads the impression they're being watched (because it often causes you to be dropped) but it's good to see that Ed's now paranoid about using the cafe.
@dr. williams I like Ed too and sometimes I feel a little bad about what we put him through. Then I remember that PDS and I were able to con him out of a real victim (yes, there _is_ someone out there denser than Ed) and he had no problem with cheating my original old pensioner character out of his last dime.
As to the terrorist angle, I agree with everyone else. I don't have so much of a problem with Ed spending time in club GITMO as I do with having DHS looking for scammers rather than real terrorists. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:11 pm |
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Well, Ed just missed Hurricane Dean.... sadly, which ripped across the Yucata, out over the sea and then hit near Papantla in Mexico. I am amazed at how long this has been going on. It was a hell of a hurrican, a category 5 storm, winds in excess of 155 mph. Sorry Ed missed the party...
Mr. Mugu, yeah, I know Ed is a piece of dirt, a scamming thief, a no good rotten con man, etc, but he is such an earnest and cute piece of dirt, scamming thief, no good rotten con man, full of greed and desire, worries and hope, all of the foibles of being human. He is like some horrible social experiment, hahaha, and you guys are all mad scientists (I am a student, and feel so lucky to be witnessing this). Of course, any sympathies I have are tempered by the reality that he would gladfly fleece anyone of us for our great grandchildrens lunch money and by what can only be described as my sheer amusement at his antics.
Great stuff! |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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harrya
Elite Baiter
Joined: 23 Jul 2006
Posts: 1489
Location: Not Happy
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:52 pm |
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OMG an 3D hugging thread
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 8:23 pm |
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Hahahaha, not quite:
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Of course, any sympathies I have are tempered by the reality that he would gladfly fleece anyone of us for our great grandchildrens lunch money and by what can only be described as my sheer amusement at his antics. |
I wish Ed a long and profitless journey, beset with whatever imagined and realized incinveniences that arise. I can still like him! NO LAG HUGGER, ME!
So, where's that huggable Ed now? |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 9:46 pm |
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The only thing I like about Ed is the sounds he makes when he's hurting. He's a horrible, nasty, light-fingered little shit, who would kick his granny's teeth in for 5 bucks.
I'm proceeding with the Bahamas plan. He has until December to get there and claim his money. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:34 am |
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Woohoo! Caribbean Holiday! I created a story board of how it might look:
Edit: As requested |
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1k3: West African Tour
Ben: Lagos (Nigeria) - Accra (Ghana)
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BeatlesMania
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 99
Location: Roll up, for the magical mystery tour . . .
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:56 am |
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Nice story Red. Now maybe the happy ending should be a couple of those Bahamian police officers in their starched white uniforms dragging 3d's ass off to the comforts of a Bahamian jail.
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Doctor X
** ACCOUNT CLOSED **
Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 8:24 am |
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Red wrote: |
Edit: As requested |
Besides . . . I am not sure a full-grown goat would fit there . . .
--J.D. |
_________________ וגם־אני נתתי להם חקים לא טובים ומשפטים לא יחיו בהם
ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 12:43 pm |
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Pic number 4 belongs at the end |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:32 pm |
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Ed has a new phone number. Mr. Mugu check it out - FJB's email pwd is the same as UB's - - so you can get in and check out the # - I am not even sure it's a nigerian #. I have to run to work now.
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Dear Father John Black,
I mailed usman yesterday..I wanted know if he could get more information from him,but I've not gotten his response.
Rightnow,Iam back to my base..I left Kaduna yesterday night.I got to my base this morning.Since I came back to singapore,I've really gotten time for myself.I just got a bad news from my hometown.I've just lost my fathers immediate elder sister.She had a partail stroke last two weeks.I got the news,but there was no space for me,because of the situation on hand.She died on the early hours of sunday,that is six days after her admission..Right now,I feel guilt inside me.I was suppose to be there right beside her.Sir,I want you to pray for her soul..She was a very good woman.
Nevertheless,Iam quite impressed with your progress so far..At this point,do you need my presence in Kano? or Do you want me to keeping working on Usman to see if I can get some useful informations..According to AMY..They are in a house close to railway rail..Right now,she carrying a saudi arabian passport bearing the FATIMA AZEEZ..I've not heard from her for the past couple of days.Iam really worried.Sir,I don't no how begin to thank you for all your help so far..May the God lord continue to bless you and your family..We will never relent until we bring these evil elements to book..With God on our side,no mortal can stop us..Our good lord will give us might victory over the enemies.Now,that you are in Nigeria you can call me on my mobile phone number 080xxxxx.I will be expecting your call.I look forward to your response.
Thanks and god bless.
Edward Smith. |
So where is 080 from????
Oh and Ed - her last name was Mohammad! I should have known he'd make up a new name - - at least he got her first name right. |
_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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HomerJFong
Courtesiless son of a doggy
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3160
Location: Now seeking sanctuary in the Conch Republic
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 2:51 pm |
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He's still in Nigeria. 80 precedes the numbers for cell phones in Nigeria. |
_________________ "I was at the Abuja Embassy Today, the Security guards say that the is no Mr. Bryan Adams working with them at either the lagos or abuja embassy. and did not let me in." - Efosa Erhabor - (Accra to Abuja)
"We stayed there for two days hopping to get any of you" - Pastor Collins
"i will report to webmaster,abuse and the police hold and see, .....go to hell and rust in there bastard........bitch" - Steve Wright
"This office will like to inform you that your winnings have been forfieted due to acts unbecoming of a humanbeing." - The Alpha Lottery
"A MAD MAN WILL PREGNANT YOUR JUNIOR SISTER AND THE BABY WILL BE A MAD BASTARD LIKE YOU." - Mahadul Usman
"I AM NOT A FOLL LET ME BE BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST AN ANIMAL TO DEAL WITH" - Tunji Adams
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mami
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 657
Location: Usman Bello's Ex
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:08 pm |
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Wow... I haven�t been here forever (no time).......... but the fact that this is still going on proves how great it is...!!! What about sending him to here (Colombia).. There are for sure a few things he could do here that could lead to big problemas... |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20834
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 4:47 pm |
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I guess you've been keeping Ed busy, he almost forgot about trying to get my character to help "Edward Junior" into the US. He has finally come through with three emails to me:
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Iam Edward Smith Jnr..My father have asked me to forward my international passport and driver's license to you..He is presently in our country home.We lost some in our family..He is the head of the family..His presence is highly needed for the funeral arraangements of the deceased..He asked me to apologise for his long absence.I will be forwarding my international passport and driver's license,but I've to go to my school to see if I can get my result transcript.My chances of getting it fifty fifty..Normally,it takes up to six to eight months to get it..Nevertheless,I will try and give it a try.I really gratefull for your concern over our family..Note,the requested travelling documents will be forwarded to your mail from my personal mail box.
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I've just forwarded my photograph..I will also be forwarding my Driver's License..My internaional Passport is not presently at hand..I left it in my room in the school.I will be forwarding it to you very soon..Madam,I will be very happy if you can send me your most recent photograph..I've really be opportuned to see your photograph..My father have told me alot about you..I look forward to your response
God Bless You.
Anyaeji Edward Smith.
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This is my driver's license..I will be 28yrs by 31st December.My full names are Anyaeji Edward Smith.I studied History/International Studies and Diplomacy..Rightnow,I've not gone for my complsory Youth Service Program,because Iam owing the school..But Iam working towards settling it,so that I can get my certificate(B.A)from them.I will be forwarding my International Passport as I get it.I await your picture.
God Bless You.
Anyaeji Edward Smith.
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The picture he sent is one that I've seen somewhere in this thread. The driver's license looks real. (PDS or Mr. Mugu, PM me your email if you'd like me to send it to you.)
Looks like this is a great opportunity to lead him towards another safari or a tattoo since he thinks my rich widow is ready to help his "son" get a visa into the US. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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mr. mugu
Lazy Bum
Joined: 13 Apr 2004
Posts: 1747
Location: Looking for goats in all the wrong places
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:36 pm |
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Of course, he's made no attempt to do a carving and, of course, he's now begging Usman for more info about Amy. I'll let him sweat a few days and then beat up on him again. Unless someone has any objections, I plan to ask him why his friends call him "ewe" (I think that's "goat", but I'll double check it first.) My new name for him is going to be "mbe" (tortose), not because he's a trickster, but because he sticks his head out, bellows something, and then goes into hiding again. |
_________________ x7 x9 x2 (team effort)
(team bait) Harcourt-Singapore "There is no hiding place for you " Captain Jack Sparrow".." -Ed Smith
"I guess,you know what that means the FBI ,the Singaporean Police,the Royal Malaysia Police are on your tail.." -Ed to Cap'n Jack
"I don�t know if you intention is to run away with my sweat." - George Dunant
"stop writting me piece of sh*t mother f**ker. you want a story, I will give you a story about your scam master George" - Newsm*ker
"QUICKLY DO THE GIRL MARY WANT TO DIE IN OUR NECK" - Ecowas bank
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:50 pm |
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I think a ewe is a sheep.....
I am dieing for him to travel to Bahamas. I hope he travels soon.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
Posts: 1979
Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:57 pm |
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@Juan that first email above is interesting - it wasn't written by our Ed!
also that name - lol you got - that IS the name he's used on EVERYTHING we have when he has to prove who he is.
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_________________ Uch3nna - 222km Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin
M4rtins Uzo - Lagos to Abuja "l have spent money,time,took risk to travel all the way from lagos to abuja to meet you.(8 good hours on board)."
Ed - Port Harcourt to Kaduna
vLad's ebay auction states "Wonderful seller! Thinks "out of the box" to get item to you."
<br>
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/MrsRobinson419"> Click to see the videos Ed sent me.</a><br>
<A href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/index.html"> Eliza's lad quotes, photos, and audio files</a>
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*this sig icon has been censored* <br><a href="http://members.419eater.com/~eliza_doolittle/809104_ML.pdf" > click here</a> for a Bank Account Transfer Form.
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:05 am |
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Juan..like father like son..that annoying little habit of putting two fullstops at the end of each sentence..must be genetic..it gets on my tits..Ed couldn't impregnate a woman..I will stop here for now, until I receive your respnse.. |
_________________ SATISFIED CLIENTS:
"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
"Frankily speaking,I wouldn't want to travel to the far east again."-Edward Smith, Lagos-Singapore (14600 miles round trip via Dubai)
9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
'Ed', 3 yrs 8 mnths 'Oguguo',6 years and 4 months |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:15 am |
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Great (mostly) getting caught up with this again!
Nice of you to be giving him a (short) break from trophy extortion after that whopper of a video. |
_________________ Welcome to 419eater.net "It's Dot Com!" x7
"I was brought up in a motherless babies home"
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:58 am |
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What about sending him to here (Colombia).. There are for sure a few things he could do here that could lead to big problemas... |
Yeah, coke smuggling, or...getting kidnapped by the FARC! hahahaha, that'd keep him busy for a while.... though, of course, it would make our life dull for 4-8 months.... |
_________________ x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
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BaldSpot
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Joined: 10 Jun 2007
Posts: 14
Location: Bremerton, Washington
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 5:33 am |
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Not knowing anything more about Nigeria than the average bozo, I am finding it hard to believe Nigerians have real names like "Ed" and "Smith". If I am correct about this, why would a scammer say his name is something so highly unusual for where he's from?
I would also like to see 4my rescued by an CIA agent who takes her to another country but is assassinated outside the hotel room by the 7drgns, and 4my leaps out the bathroom window at the sound of gunshots and runs for it, disappears into the underworld for a couple of weeks, finds a cell phone and calls Knucklehead for help.
At this point, a real person posing as 4my arranges to meet 3d downtown, and when he is within earshot, she calls to him and waves, and he waves, and he comes running, but before he gets there, two very large black men come out of nowhere and shove her (screaming) into a black van and away she goes.
He will go to the police to report the kidnapping, but they know all about it. They were already were told it was part of a movie and not to worry about it. They were also told about this little black guy who shows up every once in a while with fanatical stories. So 3d goes nuts trying to explain everything that has happened to 4my and him in the last couple of years and they chase him away or threaten to arrest him.
A few days later, we tune into YouTube to watch the kidnapping and hapless 3d freaking out as he watches the van disappear down the road.
Wouldn't that be fun? |
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jxd
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Jul 2007
Posts: 756
Location: Altered by observation
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:02 pm |
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We'll save that for the movie.
He may seem like a harmless lovable little fuzz-ball, but be sure you understand- he wouldn't hesitate to murder Amy for her millions. |
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