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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:17 am |
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This guy is just begging to travel!
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| IN ALL I AM SUGGESTING THAT YOU HAVE TO COME HERE WITH SOME AMOUNT OF ABOUT $20,000.00 TO COVER ALL THESE EXPENSES. YOU MUST KNOW THAT I HAVE TO BE WITH YOU THROUGHOUT YOUR STAY IN THE COUNTRY AND YOU MUST ENGAGE THE SERVICE OF AN ATTORNEY TO HELP YOU NOTARISE SOME OF THE DOCUMENTS. |
IMO, $20k wasn't enough to spend on my vacation to Cotonou, Benin. I decided that I should try and sweeten the deal:
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| I will have to apply for a loan to get the $20,000, but luckily I have good credit. I will probably need some extra money to pay for my stay, my food, and perhaps do some sightseeing. Are there a lot of nice places to visit there? What does your country have in the way of souvenirs and goods? I would like to bring some gifts back for my friends and my co-workers. I also need to know how much these souvenirs and things will cost before I take out the loan. If you could scan me some catalog pages, flyers, or advertisments with these items, I would greatly appreciate it. |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:26 am |
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 2:22 pm |
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Super! Sounds like he really wants to meet you. 
Make sure the plane has a few problems, of course, after he arrives to meet you...
Good luck! |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:15 pm |
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Whether or not I actually arrive in his city is really up in the air. I may arrive just outside of the city. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:28 pm |
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Kandi, Parakou and Cotonou all have airports. If the lad is in Cotonou, tell him he needs to go to Kandi (far north of the country) to meet you. That'll put him on the road for a while..... or tell him to meet you in Burkina Faso... Safari time! |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:28 pm |
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Are you sure that you can get a direct flight to Cotonou..?
Not many airways fly there, if you are travelling from the UK, then Lagos or Abuja would be far more convienient for you...  |
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Bungo Pony
Master Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2003
Posts: 186
Location: Peachland
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:29 pm |
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UPDATE: The deal has been sweetened! Check it out:
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THERE IS A LOT OF THINGS IN MY COUNTRY AND IT BETTER THAT WHEN YOU COME YOU WILL TAKE TO MENY PLACES AND YOU SHOOSE WHAT YOU LIKE. YOU CAN ARRANGE FOR $6000 TO $7000 FOR THOSE THINGS YOU NEED AND IT DEPENDS ON THE QUALTITY. I WILL LIKE YOU TO BRING SOME GIFT ITEMS TO GIVE FOR SOME DIRECTORS OF THE BANK AT LEAST SOMETHING YOU KNOW THAT WILL BE OK FOR THE DIRECTORS THEIR ARE FOUR IN NUMBER.
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What kind of gifts should I bring with me?  |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 3:31 pm |
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^^^ Electrical goods such as cell phones, laptops, and portable dvd players always go down a treat with a corrupt African official.
Some nice Swiss watches are also very welcome. Also, leather shoes are a real status symbol.  |
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