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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:26 pm |
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Brilliant form! That is truly one of the best I have seen. |
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Christ  Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu  Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris   Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin  Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2  5k miles  x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc   Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:30 pm |
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Nice job, very much like UK forms issued by officialdom here. You need a few pages of unintelligible explanatory notes though, and a place that needs a signature, which nobody ever notices until the govt. department sends the form back two weeks later as incomplete, with the reason for its return handwritten in barely legible scrawl in red ink on a slip headed "with compliments" and the logo of the department, with a large red "X" next to the obscure, unsigned location on the form. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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9x 4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
   
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 6:06 pm |
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Super work!
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:59 pm |
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Ok - Version 3 is now up. I've tried to get all suggestions added in.
Link in 1st post or here:
http://www.scribd.com/doc/264298/GIT-Form
New things:
Title page, blank pages, copyright notice page, fingerprint page, explanatory notes.
Tell me what you think! |
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<a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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MikeH
Baiting Guru
Joined: 08 Nov 2005
Posts: 2546
Location: On the phone
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 12:22 am |
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^^^Just outstanding!
Now we need a forum just for baiters to post the submissions they get... |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
Posts: 740
Location: somewhere over the rainbow
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 1:03 am |
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Great..
2 issues - the appendix on fingerprinting is about taking fingerprints off surfaces using various powders. When people are fingerprinted, their fingers are dipped in ink first and applied to paper as in your form.
Secondly the questions on the form that are in orange, need to be much darker, as they will not reproduce once the lad prints the form off fills it in and scans it. |
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music man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 22 Sep 2005
Posts: 14807
Location: East Harlemshire , yo!
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:17 am |
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Excellent work! Its now in my library!! |
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You will rot in jail.watch your back- any shadow could be mine ! YOU ARE VERY EASY TO TRACK IN YOU NEIGHBOURHOOD ! DRUNKARD AND A SCUMBAG LIKE YOU!
mike lawrence (cheque scammer)
Go fuck your dead parents asshole!!!How can a deaf fool make clean money..The money that you have will never be spent on anything reasonable.
So fuck off..dont reply me again until the cops get your stinking ass...
Lyord Melson- cheque scammer
$4.002million and £214K in fake cheques taken out of circulation. (updated May 2009)
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 6:55 am |
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Downloaded and I'm sure I'll be handing it out to a Lorra Lorra Lotto lads. |
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 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Wed Aug 29, 2007 7:44 am |
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Wow. Brilliant.
I am impressed. In format it is perfect. I love the questions, too.
My request is... can you make a Homeland Security one, too? My baiting personas are all in the US.... |
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x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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dlongford
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 19 Nov 2007
Posts: 55
Location: Sitting at the dinner table with Satan
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 2:42 am |
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haha nice once, looks pretty good...might use that against my lads... |
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callum
Director of Press Relations
Joined: 29 May 2004
Posts: 3631
Location: On the run from the asylum and this seems like a good place to hide. Blend right in...
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Mon Nov 19, 2007 3:30 am |
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If the second hand value of the transfer is cheap enough, I'd be interetsed in buying if it helps continue the bait... |
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Bush goat you will meat like a chicken. It will kill you in your house where you are going to die.
I owe you quite simply one of the definitive experiences of my life.
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guydude75
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 21 Mar 2008
Posts: 2
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 4:34 am |
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ingenius! can't wait to use it on a mugu! |
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BobCat
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 04 Mar 2005
Posts: 972
Location: on the 'net
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:12 am |
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For the criminal offenses section, "Zero" is not an option on purpose for all those questions?  |
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"I AM SEEK AND TIRED OF THIS AND I DONT THINK I CAN CONTINUE ANYMORE" Jul13t N0rm@n
"THANKS FOR MAKING FUN OF ME.." "I DIDNT GET ANY F***ING MONEY AND STOP MAKING FUN OF ME.. OK" Jul13t N0rm@n (rebaited from another character)
" I THINK WE HAVE TO PUT END TO THIS GAME,AND REASON WHY I SAID THIS IS BECAUSE I CAN NOT CONTINUE WITH GOING TO WESTERN UNION" Dr Bens0n
"DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT TAKE TO GET A MAGA IS NOT EASY MAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE CAUSE ME FOR TWO WEEKS NOW I CAN PAY MY HOUSE RENT THEY ARE ABOUT TO SEND MY FAMILY OUT OF THE HOUSE WE LIVE" Dr @d3kun13 Bens0n
"I THOUGHT I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU WANTED WHY ARE YOU STRESSING US OUT." - Mu$@ H0us3
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thud419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2006
Posts: 3193
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 10:11 am |
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| the questions on the form that are in orange, need to be much darker, as they will not reproduce once the lad prints the form off fills it in and scans it. |
So the mugus must print and scan in colour, which costs them more.
<pedantic> On page 5 "toys of other visible people</pedantic> |
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Click here to feel warm and cozy.
I did not f**k your wife in any way -- Nike Akanbi
I don't know what else to do or do I continue filling and filling forms. -- Barr. Koloti
you has been dribbling me up and down but I will show some thing you have never seen before, I think you breath air wait and see. -- Barr. Cole
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x 0.25 won from Reaper in a sucker's bet
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SlapHappy
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 May 2006
Posts: 9612
Location: Floating up and down with happiness.
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Sun Mar 23, 2008 1:02 pm |
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 Hilarious, MrMe!  "What are you going to do with all that junk all that junk that's in your trunk?" made me spit up! |
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mindgames
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Jun 2007
Posts: 54
Location: United States
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 5:38 pm |
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How do I download a copy?
Also, I have a nice collection of funny questions, most of which are designed to be answerable, but difficult/time consuming by the mugus (with a few they aren't going to get). It's around 20 pages right now, do you think you could make a copy in your official-looking format with most of my questions? |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:15 pm |
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You can go here: http://www.scribd.com/doc/264298/GIT-Form
Then at the top, between where it says GIT Form and where you acxtually see the form is a bunch of buttons. One of them is download, click that and then select PDF.
About making a form for you, I am currently holidaying at the moment so am in an internet cafe and dont have access to the original files. I will be returning in about 3 weeks so can sort it out for you then if you want. |
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<a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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