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MrMe
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:23 pm |
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The UK government has recently introduced the GIT Act, which means that anyone making a general international transfer has to fill in these forms before said process can be completed.
Tell me what you think, even if you think they are rubbish! - They're my first attempt so don't expect too much...
Version 3 - major update
http://www.scribd.com/doc/264298/GIT-Form
For some reason the L's and some I's look like they are in bold, not quite sure why, but when you print them they come out fine... |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
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I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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Dr. Max Wieldruk
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:33 pm |
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There went another cup of coffee all over my keyboard... This is great stuff, although I guess lads may smell a rat when it comes to the Terrorist Bunny question... |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:45 pm |
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thanks max - yeh i thought the terrorism questions may be going a little too far, but hey - would be interesting to see if anybody could convince their mugu to fill it in |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
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I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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Pyrosoft
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Brilliant form MrMe
As for the bold L it seems to be something to do with converting fonts to outlines. If you don't convert it then it should show up just fine. Like you say though, it prints fine.
I might have to use this one on the lotto lads |
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FrumpyBB
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Joined: 22 Nov 2006
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:47 pm |
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Each page is better than the page before I love this !!
But what if anyone answers the Should I stay or should I go? - question with I should go!? Will the transfer being seized by the relevant authority then? Or just restarting from all over again for not taking the act of form filling seriously enough?
The bunny is just cute !!! Good work, MrMe! |
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FireWyrm
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:48 pm |
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I love it! Well done. I have someone in mind for this right now..... |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:55 pm |
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Very entertaining!
As has been mentioned, the bunny thing is a bit over the top, but what the hey....give it a shot and fine tune from there. |
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drwiggle
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jul 2007
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:07 pm |
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Nice work
It looks almost exactly like the over-complicated, confusing forms the UK Gov really issue. I'll def try to use it on a lad and post the results. |
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MrMe
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:35 pm |
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thanks for all the kind words everyone! |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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bohigal
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:10 pm |
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Fantastic forms, MrMe. I can't wait to use them.
Couple nitpicks: Do you really want them to use "blue or blank ink"?
I love the bunny picture. I wonder if you replaced the word "bunny" in the text with "subject" or "person", as if the picture were some kind of printing mistake, you might get more credulous responses.
These are very minor crits. I'm looking forward to seeing some nice trophies Real Soon. |
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Mr Fishe
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:14 pm |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 10:43 pm |
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@bohigal, woops - hadn't noticed them, and yeh I agree with the bunny thing, all changed in Version 2, uploading now and downloadable from the original post once my internet connection decides to speed up.
@Fishe, lol - i'll attach them to my CV when I apply for a government position |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:10 pm |
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If that form was a man, I'd have done him twice and three times for breakfast.
I can't WAIT until it gets completed.
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Emit Scarab
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 25 Aug 2007
Posts: 36
Location: Somewhere witty
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:22 pm |
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If a mugu gets the mental stability test correct, screw it, send him the money! |
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Red
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:46 am |
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That is a fantastic form... very impressed. I love the soduku challenge, i have some (real) friends who would love to fill it out! |
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guineagirl
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:01 am |
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Great work, MrMe.
A thought: should this thread get moved behind login before baiters start trying out GIT?
Edit: OK, just did a search, had no idea there were so many gits out there. |
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Nurse Nasty
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:13 am |
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markmywords
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:26 am |
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Awesome job !!!! |
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Ophelia Dikki
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 03 Apr 2007
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 5:58 am |
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Brilliant....
When I printed it out here at work many of the questions were very faint. When a lads scans in his completed form there is no way you will be able to read the questions |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 7:26 am |
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I get a problem loading page.
I feel the joke is on me! |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 12:28 pm |
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An excellent document.
Now nit-picks :
Page 1 offense should be offence
decleration should be declaration
It mentions not returning the appendices, yet this is only the one (at the moment)
Page 2 sign found on Appendix 'A' change the 'on' to 'in'
'in the space provided below' but the space is on page 1?
'you may also attach the photo over this text' I would suggest getting rid of that line
Page 3 - several 'offenses' ought to be 'offences'
Page 5 - an furry animal - should be 'a' furry animal?
A suggestion for page 6 - change 'signatory' in bold black for a faint orange 'print your name here' in a large box so we will be able to read it.
I'll go get back in my box now |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:53 pm |
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@freddie: agree with you on all points, except the page 1 photo was meant to be a passport style photo, just head and shoulders, whereas page 2 was meant to be a bigger one of the mugu holding up the sign. Are 2 photo's overkill? Maybe I should change page 1 photo to another fingerprint? I'll make changes soon. |
_________________ <a href="?t=120541">GIT Form</a> - <a href="?t=130670">Send emails in the past</a> - <a href="?p=1002914">3-stern Union</a>
<a href="?t=125626">MTCN S3cur3</a> Endorsements:
I am almost having a bad sight as a result of click on the box
my eyes are paining me now cos i have been
looking at the computer for more than six hours
you cannot subject me to this suffering
i am sick and tired of this shit.
I don't go with this Idea at all, this is not how business is done
whenever i make mistake even at the peak of retrieving the numbers i would ask to go back to the begining and this has virtually consumed all my time by doing this
i cant stress my self any more..I now have a back pain cos of this
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Peanut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 May 2007
Posts: 1143
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:10 pm |
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Inspector Gadget
Angel of unrealistic meetings
Joined: 20 Feb 2007
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Location: Trumpton
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 2:51 pm |
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2 photos would be fine, instructions explaining the second photo could go into that space at the bottom of the relevant page along with a 'Stick photo here' box (use pins or staple, do not glue)
An American, Canadian or Australian would simply need revised Govt. logos and a spell check for the appropriate language, and an adaptation of the Law mentioned to suit the 'new' country. |
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Co bait with Jayhawk and VJD. Stanley's bottle tour Aba to Lagos
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Halil, Cotonou to Accra
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lokie
Master Baiter
Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 123
Location: teh interweb
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Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:07 pm |
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