Lad is going to kill me. - he's back!

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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:22 am

Quote:

Look Don, lets cut to the chase. I want to cut a deal, I'll call you and arrange a price. I don't want my kids, Zippy, George and Bungle to get hurt.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:24 am

babyboyuk81 wrote:

an that lad is a dork who cant even sound serious even if he tried to Laughing

Yea! He reminds me of this:

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:39 am

nice call weasel! Razz

first hitman who gives away his number Shocked

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:40 am

Gotta love that audio. What a cheap scammer.

Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:59 am

Ahhh what the hell, i'm in. Just sent the lad an ASEM begging for my life... let's see if this one is more interested in "mouth favours" than the last one Rolling Eyes

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Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

HAHA, just had him on Yahoo messenger, he didn't even spot that I changed from businessman to priest, I got bored in the end as he didn't talk for while, so I left Laughing

, here is the chatlog:

Scam Patroller: what is the meaning of this, WHY???????
don.stella: yes
don.stella: some one contracted me to do so
Scam Patroller: WHY?
Scam Patroller: who
Scam Patroller: I need some details, damnit
don.stella: those questions are out of it
don.stella: please
Scam Patroller: why are they out of it
don.stella: I have been paid upfront
don.stella: I can answer dem
Scam Patroller: you have? by who?
don.stella: because
don.stella: talk something reasonable or I leave
don.stella: I can not tell you who
Scam Patroller: well you listen to me, I will pay you not to kill me, and i will pay you double if you kill the person who wanted me killed, how does that sound?
Scam Patroller: the son of a bitch who wants me dead, needs to be killed!!!
don.stella: but
Scam Patroller: but what
don.stella: that will cost you more
don.stella: more
don.stella: I mean more
don.stella: funny
don.stella: enough u know
don.stella: him
Scam Patroller: I am a wealthy man, so i expect it is a business associate who wants me dead, so i will pay anything for you to kill them for me
Scam Patroller: is it a business associate of mine?
don.stella: Patrick
don.stella: Can say
don.stella: cant say
Scam Patroller: I am a multi millionaire many time over
don.stella: lets conclude
Scam Patroller: I have the resources if you have the time!
don.stella: and I send u the videos
don.stella: and pictures
Scam Patroller: what videos
don.stella: for u to see urself
Scam Patroller: what videos and photos?
don.stella: I have his pictures
Scam Patroller: is he a business associate of mine?
don.stella: and a video of him given out the assignemens
Scam Patroller: is he a business associate of mine?
don.stella: because that is what we do
don.stella: when jobs like this come
don.stella: we make sure we video it
don.stella: incase
Scam Patroller: listen, you dont have to tell me his name, but is he a business associate of mine?
don.stella: he or she does
don.stella: not want to pay balance
Scam Patroller: was it Pat
don.stella: we use the tapes
don.stella: to catch up with him or her
Scam Patroller: was it michael?
don.stella: Please
don.stella: If I tell u this or that
Scam Patroller: how much do you want from me in total?
don.stella: I do not have a job
don.stella: to complete then
Scam Patroller: oh, you do have a job
don.stella: yes
don.stella: it is my job
Scam Patroller: i will give you a damn job
don.stella: u were my target
Scam Patroller: please read what i am saying
don.stella: but after much tailing
don.stella: and after much discovery
don.stella: I found out
Scam Patroller: stop typing and listen!!!
don.stella: the man was a greedy man
Scam Patroller: stop typing and listen!!!
Scam Patroller: stop typing and listen!!!
Scam Patroller: stop typing and listen!!!
Scam Patroller: right
Scam Patroller: you got part paid to kill me, right?
don.stella: some one brouth
don.stella: the job
don.stella: paart payment
Scam Patroller: I want to know who wanted me killed, if you tell me, you can keep the money they paid you, and i will pay you double to kill them
don.stella: You come to conclusions first
don.stella: you pay me half
don.stella: I give you the videos
Scam Patroller: i have 2 business associates who have threatened me before, they are called Miceal and Pat, it must be one of them, which one?
don.stella: I will tell u all u want
don.stella: when we settle
Scam Patroller: or i will pay you 4 times the amount if you kill them both!!!!
don.stella: Just relax
Scam Patroller: i want those bastards killed
don.stella: and lets talk
Scam Patroller: ok
don.stella: wait
don.stella: wait
Scam Patroller: what
Scam Patroller: i am fucking fuming here
don.stella: First lets conclude
don.stella: relax
don.stella: you should thank your God
don.stella: if u believe in one
don.stella: yesterday
don.stella: I almost drop the shot
don.stella: one thing
don.stella: you look very much like my uncle
Scam Patroller: of course i belive in God, I am a priest in Ireland, Father Micheal and Father Pat are the 2 other priests who I am talking about
don.stella: two you are innocent
don.stella: relax
don.stella: I do not care
don.stella: I know
Scam Patroller: you know what and dont care about what?
don.stella: but I do not know what is going on
don.stella: who they are
don.stella: or who u are
Scam Patroller: was it one or both of the other 2 fathr in my church who want me killed?
don.stella: is just that my killin spirit did not choose u
Scam Patroller: stopand listen to me my son
don.stella: I will tell u all u need
Scam Patroller: stop and read what I write
Scam Patroller: ok
don.stella: yes
don.stella: what?
don.stella: u there?
Scam Patroller: I am Father Patrick Murphy of the Church og Goodwill in Ireland, the 2 other fathers in my church are Father Micheal Doyle and Father Pat O'Connor. Both of them have threatened me before, as we are from ireland, we drink a lot, and they get angry when drunk, all because the Bishop like me better than them, is that why they want me dead?
Scam Patroller: yes
Scam Patroller: read what i wrote there ^^^
don.stella: I
don.stella: while I read
Scam Patroller: yes
Scam Patroller: ok
don.stella: I will not say yes or no
don.stella: I want
don.stella: my ransome
don.stella: first
don.stella: and we deal
don.stella: I have been paid upfront
Scam Patroller: you need to tell me yes or no, and I will steal take money from church funds to pay you
don.stella: I am sorry
don.stella: you have your job
don.stella: so do I
Scam Patroller: dont be sorry, i want them both dead, i will pay you anything at all
don.stella: I am not happy with what I do
don.stella: but is where I find my self at the main time
Scam Patroller: so am I, I am a man of God, a priest of the church, God is on my side
don.stella: yes he is
don.stella: he really his
don.stella: I almost
don.stella: did something yesterday
don.stella: I swear
don.stella: but one thing kept
Scam Patroller: I just want to know if it was one of the other father who paid you up front to kill me, you don't even hveto tell me which one it was, just say whether it was either of them?
don.stella: me shaking
Scam Patroller: just want to know if it was one of the other father who paid you up front to kill me, you don't even hveto tell me which one it was, just say whether it was either of them?
Scam Patroller: have you been baptised?
don.stella: I am danm sorry
don.stella: yes
don.stella: even confirmed
don.stella: I am a catholic
don.stella: a real one
Scam Patroller: I need to annoint you now, have yougot any water there, even a cup of water willdo
don.stella: I have a baby on the way
don.stella: I want to start a new life
Scam Patroller: but do you have some water with you?
Scam Patroller: please get a cup of water
don.stella: yes I do
Scam Patroller: please repeat after me
Scam Patroller: and as you retype what i type, splash water on your forehead
don.stella: ok
Scam Patroller: copy what i say now ok
don.stella: k
Scam Patroller: dear father, bless me for i have sinned
don.stella: dear father, bless me for i have sinned
Scam Patroller: i am a child of God
don.stella: k
Scam Patroller: please spalsh your forehead and repeat that^^^
don.stella: i am a child of God
Scam Patroller: ok
Scam Patroller: let no man put usunder
don.stella: i have
don.stella: let no man put usunder
Scam Patroller: do not hide your light in a jamjar under your bed, shine for all to see
don.stella: do not hide your light in a jamjar under your bed, shine for all to see
Scam Patroller: I offer up my soul, and thou shalt not kill
don.stella: : I offer up my soul, and thou shalt not kill
Scam Patroller: the lord is my shepherd, i will follow him like his flock
don.stella: the lord is my shepherd, i will follow him like his flock
Scam Patroller: we go to wallmart and back to sunday school
Scam Patroller: we take solace in all that the Lord God does
don.stella: we go to wallmart and back to sunday school
don.stella: we take solace in all that the Lord God does
Scam Patroller: from a man of sheep in wales, to the boundries of the cosmos
don.stella: from a man of sheep in wales, to the boundries of the cosmos
Scam Patroller: i swear by almight God, that what i say shall be the truth
Scam Patroller: *almighty
don.stella: i swear by almight God, that what i say shall be the truth
Scam Patroller: I am a mugu and will always be s fool among men
don.stella: *almighty
don.stella: I am a mugu and will always be s fool among men, as you be one and will always be
don.stella: Amen
Scam Patroller: no, not amen yet
Scam Patroller: by the way, mugu means = Man Under Gods Umbridge
don.stella: As God
Scam Patroller: God be kind to man and animals
don.stella: says it is time
Scam Patroller: pardon?
don.stella: wen it is time
don.stella: Egue
Scam Patroller: you didn't repeat
Scam Patroller: pardon? Egue?
don.stella: Malu
don.stella: Man Allow Union
Scam Patroller: MY BRODA, YOUR FORMAT IS BAD, YOU SURELY DIE BEFORE GOD EYES
Scam Patroller: UNA FOOL
don.stella: wetin u dey do
Scam Patroller: YOU BIG FOOL GUY
don.stella: u be maluguy
Scam Patroller: I HAIL FROM UNILAG
don.stella: na so na
don.stella: from Uniben
Scam Patroller: YOU DEY MUMU
don.stella: na u goat pass
Scam Patroller: OH BOY, YOU SO DUMB, YOUR MOTHER AND PAPA DEYBRING STUPID BOY IN TO WORLDOOOOOOOOOO
Scam Patroller: GO PASS USEF MUG
Scam Patroller: GODS FIRE AND TUNDER COME RAIN DOWN UPON YOU
Scam Patroller: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
don.stella: take am easy ooo
don.stella: I for shoot u
don.stella: ooooo
Scam Patroller: FUCK YOU
don.stella: I no know say u be my guy
Scam Patroller: I GO SEE YOU GET KILLED NOW OOOOOOOOOO
don.stella: if not I for don kill u now
Scam Patroller: I KNOW WHICH CAFE YOU IN NOW OK, DA EFCC ON THERE WAY
Scam Patroller: MY BRODA IS IN EFCC, I JUST CALL HIM AND SAY WHICH CAFE YOU ARE IN, BIG FOOL
Scam Patroller: YOU GO BURN IN HELL
Scam Patroller: ALL YOU YAHOO YAHOO BOYS IN DA CAFE WID YOU ALL GO GET ARRESTED
don.stella: what are u doing by this time
don.stella: u fool
Scam Patroller: WHY YOU DO THIS THINGS, IS YOUR MOTHER ASHAWO
don.stella: bastard
don.stella: wey dey fear to die
don.stella: u no hear how many people dis for PH
Scam Patroller: YOUR SISTER EXPECT CHILD BY A GOAT, AND YOU WANT MAKE MONEY TO ABORT HEROOOOOOO
don.stella: ur father na Gigolo
don.stella: ok
Scam Patroller: YOU MOTHER LOOK LIKE BIG FISH
Scam Patroller: FUCK YOU
Scam Patroller: YOU GO DIE
don.stella: ur mother they expect monkey
Scam Patroller: EFCC ON WAY TO YOU RIGHT NOW
don.stella: ur papa na monkeyoooooooooooooooooooooo
Scam Patroller: WASHOUT
don.stella: goat
Scam Patroller: MUGU
don.stella: yoruba
don.stella: boy
Scam Patroller: OH BOY, YOU BIGGER FOOL THEM AM THINK
don.stella: na goat u beooo
Scam Patroller: LATA IDIOT, GO SHINE SHOE OR PUSH YOU CART
don.stella: u no go work na
don.stella: small time wey u buy
Scam Patroller: YOU TALK BIG, BUT YOU JUST SMALL BOY, YOU MAKE NOTHING, GO PLAY GAMES IN YARD WITH GOAT AND CHICKENS
don.stella: u go waste am on me finish
don.stella: mumu
Scam Patroller: FUCK OFF
Scam Patroller: MUMU

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:16 am

^^^ Very nice! Laughing

Boy... this lad has no idea what he has just walked into... this is going to be fun! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:21 am

ROFLMAO!!! That was the best! Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Just listened to your call, Weasel, chicken, chicken, chicken, puck puck puck, chicken Laughing

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:26 am

now that was enertianment 419 style by the resident SB Cool

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:26 am

He won't answer the phone now. Laughing

I personally think the axe man should have a go at this tosser. Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:34 am

^^^ sounds good, we'll line him up for a mass-chop. Need to actually run him through a few modalities first though! Laughing

I imagine it shouldn't be too hard to get a bank account... especially if he's asking for a large lump sum payment.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:36 am

Let's give him nightmares! jump_4_joy

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:22 am

I was thinking about contacting him as a rich american that has been victim to a 419 scam and I'd like to hire him to do a "hit" on my fictional scammer. Would this create any problems for anyone's ongoing bait?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:55 am

I don't know what the big deal with this hitman is

See the subject line:

Leave or die.

Shouldn't you just choose to leave? LOL

(n00bies - - DO NOT tell him the error in writing this)

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:16 am

SP: Big entertainment!!! Razz

This boi is funny Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 4:54 am

I think this guy would love a safari Very Happy

to collect his ransom, go to the bin at such n such a street and collect the brown paper bag at thebottom.

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:09 am

Hahahahahahaahahahahaaha!

He want's his ransom!

This is hysterical!

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 5:16 am

Yay another hitman! They're my favourite. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:11 am

Quote:

Don Stella.

Didn't he play 'Lofty' in the BBC comedy 'It Aint Arf Hot, Mum'?

"Sing Lofty, sing!"

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 11:40 am

Now he wants double the amount he was paid. Laughing

Quote:

Friend,

It is either you take it or leave, I want a ransome, double the amount I was paid. Note. No police, if you inform the police I would know and you will not hear from me again. It is either you comply
or I proceed.

Don. Stella

He's also offended by my first call to him: Rolling Eyes

http://www.3eyehost.com/audio/419weasel_calls_donstella_again.mp3

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:10 pm

^^I think you were fairly polite with him considering he's threatening death.

Quote:

I don't understand your attitude Don, I'm offering to pay you and you tell me not to call and hang up on me. Why? Do you not want the money?

his reply

Quote:

Let me know when you are ready

mine

Quote:

How can I be ready if you won't talk to me?

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:17 pm

Well, I have to see if this one will call Ed and ask him about the 7 Drag000ns Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:23 pm

Do we have any IP from this lad???

Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:24 pm

Ok I am going to try something on him. I tried it on our last hitman, but he was too stupid. Will see if this guy goes for it.

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