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breadcrumb
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Feb 2006
Posts: 2075
Location: On my knees, licking floors together with TSnerd
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 6:38 pm |
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Unfortunately my grandfathers died before I was born.
But luckily my Dad provides usually provides me with good (and sometimes funy) stuff. (have to write them in german, but will translate them of course).
My favorite one:
"Franz�sisch Mann so sehr genie�t,
weil f�nf Minuten still es ist"
(A man enjoys oral sex because of the silence for 5 minutes).
My dad is a lawyer and his statement about law making is:
"Wer Regeln in Gesetze bannt,
sollt n�tzen �fter den Verstand"
(A person who makes laws out of rules should use his common sense more often) |
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Ivor Grimey Colon
"Trophy slut"
Joined: 16 Jun 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: England
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:21 pm |
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My grandpas never gave me particular pearls of wisdom, but here's some adaptions of classics I like:
"People who live in glass houses have to answer the door"
"If you live in a glass house, don't be chuckin' stuff about an' that"
- Karl Pilkington
"Never put both legs in one basket"
"An early bird is prone to catch worms, so always stay in bed 'till last"
"Out of sight is often behind"
- Chris Dale |
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"YOU ARE AN IDIOT AND SON OF A BITCH" - Barrister Melodie Bekee
"If your bait does not cause an ethics thread, you are not baiting hard enough." - YeaWhatever
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Pachanga
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Dec 2005
Posts: 3551
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Wed Aug 15, 2007 7:40 pm |
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From my dear Opa, "Live and learn, or die stupid." And "Work just a little longer than the guy next to you, and you'll succeed." |
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Nanny Ogg
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Posts: 2628
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Thu Aug 16, 2007 10:10 pm |
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Not a realtive but an elderly neighbour said to me
Play with the children when they're young, there will be time to dust mantlepiece when they're grown up
My dad swears granny used to say, when harrassed about what was for tea,
"Ach sh@te and sugar"
"Away tae Freuchie " was used when she disagreed with someone
( Freuchie is a small village in Scotland, I imagined it filled with grumpy people )
"Ah've no died a winter yet"
After some crisis had passed
" ach, another good worry wasted" |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:06 am |
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18313
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 4:07 am |
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From my dad (RIP):
"Money can't buy class"
"No matter what your friends are all doing, remember who YOU are"
"If you're going to take the time to do something, do it right" |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:15 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Another one (Bless him...)
"You don't have to look at the mantlepiece while you're poking the fire."
I could tell you his favourite joke about the dogs with brown boots on, but I'll save it for another time.
I miss my Grandpa |
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Artemis
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Feb 2006
Posts: 31267
Location: Lower Elements
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:30 pm |
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I'm the same age as my grandpa was when he said
"Virginity is like a bubble on the river of life that bursts with the first prick"
I was in my teens and have never forgotten it. |
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 9:12 pm |
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Artemis wrote: |
"Virginity is like a bubble on the river of life that bursts with the first prick"
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"Virginity is like a balloon, one prick and it's gone" |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 3:00 am |
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writeon
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 16 Mar 2007
Posts: 986
Location: SATA
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 9:46 pm |
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My grandfather describing my uncle:
"He knows the price of everything and the value of nothing" |
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 12:20 am |
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Not from my grandad, but a saying we have round my way that seems appropriate:
You can't educate pork.
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Corona
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Joined: 21 Sep 2006
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Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 1:50 am |
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I don't care were we went, weather it be the "Empire State Building", "Niagra Falls" or a camping trip, My Paw Paw would say after we finished the whole story..............................................................
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"Did they say anything about me?" |
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Ginch
Master Baiter
Joined: 02 Jun 2007
Posts: 208
Location: Here...and there!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:04 am |
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breadcrumb wrote: |
Unfortunately my grandfathers died before I was born.
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Same here, BC. And my Pop used to say:
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The man who knows how works for the man who knows why. |
I guess to be PC these days, you'd have to substitute "person" for "man". |
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FireWyrm
Master Baiter
Joined: 09 Jun 2007
Posts: 213
Location: Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 8:38 pm |
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Frogsruleok wrote: |
You can't educate pork.
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"You cant make a silk purse out of a sow's ear" |
_________________ Diagonally parked in a parallel universe
"SCHOOLS FOR THE DEAF/DUMPS" - Frank
"I will not live long since my ailment has defiled all forms of medical treatment" - Victoria
PLEASE IGNORE ANY FURTHER MESSAGE FROM CHARLES OR WHATEVER FOR GOODNESS SAKE.!!! - FRANK AGAIN
so how do you want me to beat trust in you now??? (I think I've annoyed him - Frank again)
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Aug 30, 2007 11:44 am |
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I'll put this here.
When my Paw Paw retired, I was pre-teen and he was our taxi. Believe you me, you did not want to be the first friend picked up because I would put her in the middle of Paw Paw and myself. As soon as we were down in the middle of town, I would duck and she would be sitting beside Paw Paw. I would be in the floorboard cracking up and she would be so mad. He never knew what we where laughing about. He would ask, "What is so funny?" Of course, it would not happen to them but once and then they would get in the back seat. They did not tell so that it could happen to the next. After they all knew, it was over.
They are still my friends. |
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SherlockHolmie
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Jun 2007
Posts: 182
Location: Baker Street
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 12:45 am |
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Paraphrasing Grand-dad (RIP):
"When you're about to spend money, look like you don't have any."
"Your money is the same colour as everyone elses" (said to me when I was upset about taking on a dishwashing job in my youth to make ends meet)
"Class and style are two things you can't fake, hide, buy, drive or wear on your back."
I miss the old gent |
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Eliza_Doolittle
"Warned for lad hugging"
Joined: 16 Mar 2006
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Location: Contemplating a plan to steal Shiver's cat
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:13 am |
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My Grandpa:
Liquor before beer - never fear.
Beer before liquor - get sick quicker.
It's been very helpful to know that! LOL
My dad:
You know why God gave you 2 ears and only one mouth? You should listen more than you speak. |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 1:55 am |
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"A kiss is like a spiders web. It often leads to the undoing of flies." |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Zen Punk
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2004
Posts: 54
Location: Too near the Gulf of Mexico
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Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:44 am |
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I have three brothers. Many years ago my mom once said,
"What I need are orphans!"
I took me a while to figure that out. |
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