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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:47 pm |
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Just take it slow. I remembered how eager I was at first. Checking every 10 minutes. I still get that way when I am waiting for a trophy or I am waiting for the lad's next email while on safari. They will write, trust me.
Oh, since this is a complaining thread, I am SICK of hot weather. Official temperature yesterday was 103. With high humidity the heat index was pushing 120. Lucifer himself would be uncomfortable here. |
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Christ Ghana-Chad
Miracle Benin-Chad
Omar Edo-Abeche
Adamu Lagos-Abeche
Emi - S Africa-Egypt-Sudan 10k miles
Chris Dakar-Niger-BF-Cameroon-Lagos-Mali-Nairobi 9.6k miles
Kevin Accra- BF x2, Togo x2, Kumasi x3, Bolgatanga, Benin City, Tamale x2 5k miles x 6
Kenny 3k miles- dont f*ck me up about the payment plz. i have a policy about that. I JUST GOT A SMALL GOAT TODAY AND ITS IN MY HOUSE NOW. i lobve the goat.
Ben 2.5k miles
Misc Germany-Holland, Atlanta, Beijing-ChangZhou, London-Glasgow, TIMBUKTU x 2 |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:53 pm |
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I'd like to bitch about the lack of hot weather.
Although, technically, it's summer in this part of the world, a look out of the window soon casts doubt on that whole idea. |
_________________ PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:00 am |
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We all got a card from the "Youth Workshop" (see my earlier post) they're supported by the FreeMasons... |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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drew.p.coque
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 May 2005
Posts: 383
Location: front, and low. lower!
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:34 am |
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christmas stuff for sale in august ! |
_________________ *this deal is like a straw to a drowning man -chuck solodu
*Call me on my direct line so that we can talk for batter understanding-Aziz
*bank valued at USD 11.5M, left in account number:$286-41732-55
*THANKS FOR PLAYING WITH MY TIME, PLEASE KINDLY FORGET ABOUT THIS TRANSACTION
*you have to tell any one you are here . everything has to be confidential -kevina |
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persephone
Baiting Guru
Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 2846
Location: land of cloggies
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:20 pm |
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Paypal I can no longer use my very secure and trusted method of funding my precious paypal account. Instead of using my own extremely secure internet banking token, I now need to add my bank account to their site. Is heaven for phishers of course, after confirming your bank account they only need to get into your paypal account to drain the rest of your funds. Anyways, if they want to play it that way, I will do as they say, after all I need cash in my PP account. So I add a bank. Takes a whole frigging week. Then I put money from bank account to PP. Takes another ruddy week. So then hubby made the remark, that I should use the other account so he can use this bank account for HIS paypal. Still following? So..... I delete the bank account and try to add a new one. Hubby at the same time, from the same IP, tries to get the other bank account I just deleted added to his PP account. PP goes balistic. Someone is breaking into my account!! So now they blocked me Wow, just wow. So...... I am summoned to send ruddy PP a copy of my electricity bill to make sure they know where my house lives. |
_________________ a strange idiot tracked you down on arrival you moved with him like a christmas goat to a strange hell hotel and gave him paper or what you call money my ass. - J3ff Rich4rds
14 months and counting
I HAVE SEEN THAT YOU LOVE DOG SEX, LET ME KNOW WHEN YOU CAN COME TO AFRICA I WILL TAKE CARE OF YOUR HOTEL EXPENSES AT LEAST TO SATISFY THE DOG'S URGE - some banker
loads
x46 3x 2x 2x 2x 3x 9x 3x 2x 4 days of travel - 7 days stuck in airport |
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:59 pm |
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Vavin wrote: |
I personally die for a Scottish accent EVERY TIME. I swear, you could read the grocery list with a Scottish accent and I would send you money. It's magicl. |
How much will you pay? I'm well and truly skint this month!
If I told you *exactly* who I want to bitch about and why, I'd be breaking the Official Secrets Act, so let me just say I hate lying, vain, shallow, rude, arrogant little jumped up dictators who think cos they're head of a minority government they can do whatever the f*ck they like, and say whatever the f*ck they like to a civil servant. And when said Hitler-wannabee is consigned to his proper place (that being the dustbin of history) I am going to find him and kick as many shades of shyte out of him as I can!
And also the young couple who've moved into the flat above mine, and who just came home very obviously full of the joys of both beer and spring. They'll be having very loud sex any minute now. And it's not even dark! I mean, come on, that's not decent!!! Still rather than that the 3am sessions they're so fond of. Which wouldn't be so bad if they did that at weekends. Just not during the week when some of us have to work!
And while I'm here, add T*ttenham, ManU, Roy Keane, Chelski and Jose Mourinho to the list. Thank you! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:21 pm |
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Being a Liverpool fan I agree with you totally! Apart from your neighbours sex thing, because sex is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....
Just tell 'em to put a sock in it. It works for me every time. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Hekate
Elite Baiter
Joined: 08 Aug 2005
Posts: 1338
Location: Scotland, UK
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:27 pm |
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@Tommo - a few weeks ago I did shout "for god's sake, how much longer is it going to take you to come????" when they'd been at it for nearly an hour. Think I spoiled the moment for them! And yes, I know it sounds like I'm just a miserable, grumpy old woman, but I have to get up early to get to work, so I can do without being woken up in the early hours by her screeching like a banshee, and him sounding like a gorilla with asthma! |
_________________ 'suck meee son of a bitches fucking retard peoples' M C phonelad
We have on our programms according to the lay down rules to pay the Asians mostly the indians and malasians now and after that it may change. Rev. James Ucheomma
do you really think that i am just a stupid man like you,listen for the veru last time if i did'nt see XXXX after 24 hours you will heat your self.. [love scammer Chucks]
IT'S NOT I LOOKING FOR WORK.GOD FORBID.I CAN BE IN AN OCEAN AND WASH MY HEAD WITH MY SPIT. THANKS AND GOD BLESS.
MARK DOUGLAS.
2 x
See SP's Irish Safari!
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:55 pm |
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^^^^Only an hour. Light weights!
Can I suggest you keep a diary of the noise abuse...times dates etc and then consider reporting them to the sex police aka Environmental Health. |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:20 am |
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 9:05 am |
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Bitch for the day.
Thinking you're going into work, having a cruisy time and then coming home to a happy house, only to find that management have now decided that you're not doing enough paperwork, so now have to document every single movement 3 times over with explanations of why you did/said what you did and what you think the outcome of such actions will be and if it was to benefit the company etc.
F***k I said something I found funny. The people around me laughed. Did I think and revise beforehand what I was gonna say?? No! It was what was called 'Off the cuff.' It's why you employ me.
Then, coming home after working for 10 hours, to find the kids toilet has come away from the floor and contents are now on the floor instead of in the pipes.
The kids finding this incredibly funny.
And finally, getting an email from my publishers to say that they think if they publish my book they could have alot of legal arguments. I said I'd change names!!!
In all....Today....Bah
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_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Mackilt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 164
Location: 404 Location not found!
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 11:55 am |
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So much for the paper-less office!
Bit of a Cr-p day m8 at least thats what the kids probably thought!!
A stiff drink is probably needed |
_________________ It's all Rock and Roll to me! |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:52 pm |
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APEC
GIANT WALL
Oh and George Bush is visiting us as well..
And Johnny says Sydney WON'T become a ghost town..
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Air New Zealand is offering genuine discounts with its "Escape APEC" flights from September 1 to 16. The airline is selling three-night holidays in New Zealand from $469 and return flights from $370 - $245 less than the normal economy fare |
Josh, It wasn't me, I might be visiting... |
_________________ 110+
x15 x18 50+
Shola - 4.3k miles Lagos - Abidjan | Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos - Sokoto "i have not eaten anything except water"
Mr Floyd - Lagos - N'Djamena, Chad | Lagos -N'Djamena --> Abeche, with RS (7 days in hell ) "we are dieing here"
Art Trophies: <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=129502">Eva Bust</a> - <a href="http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=135167">Reaper's Art Gallery</a>
- I am the King of Rome, and above grammar
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it wasn't me
Elite Baiter
Joined: 18 Feb 2007
Posts: 1043
Location: sitting in the corner drinking wine, eating cheese
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Tue Aug 21, 2007 12:54 am |
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^^^Woohoo!mYou can come to my house
I think we've got something to drink other than wine around here somewhere... |
_________________ Do not be sceptical be pessimistic - Lotto scam.
I just don't know how to express the gravy of my happiness. - Barrister M Abd0lla
you nose i have been away in the middly east. -Ali Al1
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Seven of Nine
Baiting Guru
Joined: 18 Jun 2006
Posts: 2147
Location: Somewhere in time.
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Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:14 pm |
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Discovering the cost of a replacement magneto coil assembly for my dysfunctional line trimmer was about $200 (just under half the cost of a new line trimmer (comparable model and same manufacturer)). Now I know why the manufacturers pot the magneto and ignition coils in hard to remove epoxy resin.
I'm not surprised the retailers don't sell very many replacement ignition components. |
_________________ x7 x27 x2 x2
100% risky free donation modality |
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Fredd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 15 Jan 2006
Posts: 62
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:07 am |
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@persephone - I solved that problem by having a seperate bank account attached to PP. It only has a minimal amount in it, so my real bank account is not at risk.
@Sevin of Nine: I'v fixed a few things by buying a used one on ebay - even if the item is broken (obviously in a different way). |
_________________ Please, don't entertain any atom of fear. I assure you.
By your atitude, you're frustrating my future and my life. |
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Craig007
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 3123
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:36 am |
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Having to fork out �25 to see a movie. The tickets only came to �12, the rest was on bloody popcorn and juice! |
_________________ CAN VISA BE GIVING IN THE PLANE? YOUR QUEEN ELIZABETH CAN NOT TAKE VISA IN THE PLANE,TALKLESS OF YOU - WILLIAM PAUL
x7
Wulugu or Bust Safari- Lagos, Nigeria to Paga, Ghana and Tokwari, Ghana X2-3800mi. "I'm leaving this bullshit area"
- Accra to Cotonou - 430 miles
100% RISK FREE TRANSACTION
CHERRIE MENTOR PROGRAM |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:51 am |
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People who complain about footballers who earn $20m a year. Eerr, excuse me, haven't you heard of the term supply and demand? |
_________________ £1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:01 am |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:17 am |
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WHAAAAT!? |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:28 am |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:34 am |
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Hot men? You've obviously not seen Don Simmons singing |
_________________ Roland Koffi: "Please my name is not Ahoy Matey. thakyou..."
Wilson Madu: "I will condom you to a painful death..."
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:37 am |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:39 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Mon Aug 27, 2007 3:50 am |
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My mood swings!
That was the most disgusting bunch of _ _ _ _ that I ever saw.
I still love you, shiver! |
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Free Pastor Frank
An Eater's Sweetheart Safari
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