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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:17 am |
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I really must pick a higher class of scammer to molest - but how can I resist such crap ? 
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ATTENTION
I AM AN ANGOLAN DESSIDENT LIVE IN LIBARY,SINCE REBELS
DESTROYED OUR PEACEFULL AND RICH COUNTRY I INHERITED SOME OF MY FATHER and MOTHER S PRECIOUS ASSETS AS HIS FIRST AND ELDEST SON AFTER THE DEATH OF MY PARENTS . |
It took me ten minutes to work out that he wasn't holed up in the non-fiction section of his local book depository, but living in Liberia.  This could be hard work - but evil.
If he's a dissident, then by a process known as logic (clearly not a subject on his school curriculum) then he's the bleedin' rebel.
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| .........AND THESE THE NAMES Of PRECIOUS STONE THAT I HAVE ,DIAMOND,ALMROAD,BLUE SKY,GREEN THOMALING,RED GAMET,BLACK THOMALING AND EMATHIRD. |
I think even the Three Wise men would have received a good butt kicking if they'd turned up with handfuls of Thomalings, Red Gamets and a pile of Emathird. What the heck's he on about ?
If you want to try and have a conversation with him, he's here [email protected] |
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Fake sites killed 1 x  9 x  3 x  168 X  
 - the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:27 am |
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Brilliant...!!! 
ALMROAD = Emerald
GAMET = Garnet ?
EMATHIRD = Amethist?
I don't have the remotest idea what Thomalings could be but I bet they're really sparkly.... |
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Mackilt
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Nov 2006
Posts: 164
Location: 404 Location not found!
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:27 am |
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If he's got any Emafourth I might be interested |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17388
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:29 am |
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"Thomalings" are probably Tourmalines. |
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May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:32 am |
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| "Thomalings" are probably Tourmalines. |
Must admit that I am still none the wiser, but a colleague reliably informs me that Tourmalines are indeed a semi precious stone. |
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=5imba Safari Camps
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=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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Frogsruleok
Master Baiter
Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 129
Location: Somerset, England
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:33 am |
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That's what I thought.
Also, I think 'emathird' is meant to be emerald, 'almroad' perhaps amethyst, and maybe 'blue sky' is sapphire. Though if he actually has some favourable troposphere going begging, I'm in!
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:09 pm |
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I bet in amongst that lot he must have some Kryptonite  - red or green I don't mind.
If I can get free from the mass Lotto Lad bait long enough I'll teach him some new and peculiar English grammar whilst I'm at it. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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TheGreatOok
Catbingo
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2355
Location: Lost in L-Space
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:22 pm |
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Kryptonite would be good. I might see if he has any Magicite on him, I need it to take down Kefka.... |
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Red
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 May 2007
Posts: 2543
Location: 6°27′11″N 3°23′45″E
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:35 pm |
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@Gomer
Ask if he get get some Jagger - an ancient Rolling Stone.. |
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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The Lying Dutchman
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 05 Jul 2006
Posts: 90
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:45 pm |
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Are you sure he isn't selling fish? |
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Doctor X
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Joined: 15 Apr 2007
Posts: 766
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 1:47 pm |
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Do not accept kermitsurencomiim.
--J.D. |
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ואטמא אותם במתנותם בהעביר כל־פטר רחם למען אשםם למען אשר ידעו אשר אני יהוה |
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MrMe
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 09 Aug 2007
Posts: 593
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:43 pm |
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Mr J Cooper, manager of Cooper's Crystals (Dealer of crystals, fine stones and gems) has offered him $140k per stone, assuming they meet his as yet unspecified criteria. Is that too much? too little? |
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BRUIN
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2006
Posts: 11329
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:46 pm |
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If he really is in a library, he should be able to look up the correct spellings....
Gomer, seriously, demand Dilithium! He really ought to have access to some.
Bruin |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 4:27 pm |
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Blimey Bruin, he's never going to be able to spell that...!! |
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=5imba Safari Camps
=King Zongo-Ouaga to Accra to Lome to Accra to Lome
=Mr Duru-Ouaga to Accra to Ouaga to Abidjan
=Mr Yetonde-Sierra Leone to Accra
=Mr Jiullus-Abidjan to Accra to Kumasi to Tamale
=Mr Dandy-Abidjan to Monrovia-SSC Liberia
=Mr Mandela-Jo'burg to Maun-SSC Botswana
=Mr Danka-Dakar to Bangul-SSC Gambia
=Mr Twumasi-Accra to Cotonou-SSC Benin
=Mr Gomer-Lagos to Douala to Parakou-SSC Cameroon & SSC Benin
=Mr Chukwu-Lome to Accra to Koforidua. Lome to Lagos. Lome to Cotonou.
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GomerPyle
Baiting Guru
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 8875
Location: Wherever I lay my hat
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:08 pm |
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I haven't had a chance. I can see I'll be the last one in.
He'll think he's developed the world's most deadly script
Now THAT is funny. |
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Fake sites killed 1 x 9 x 3 x 168 X
- the 'Asparagus Kid' - Accra to Lome - You Must surly Die in The Name Of Jesus Christ
- Steve - Lagos to Accra
- Frank - Lagos to Cotonou - co-bait with the vampire
- Shorty - Lagos to Cotonou - My Agro Base farming where i rearing chicken and other animals was set ablazed overnight and we do not know who is actual behinde all these evils! -
I and my crew was locked up for 3 good days….They wanted to charge us to court but later we are fined an huge amount of money…I asked them why did they arrest the men, they started laughing and saying all sorts mockering words! -
…because now, am left with nothing and remember i told you my Guy (Joe) gave up earlier this morning |
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HellRyder
Pale Tracker
Joined: 06 Jun 2007
Posts: 872
Location: 127.0.0.1
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator
Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7243
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:46 pm |
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This is too funny. The black and green thom-ma-lings remind me of my father. To him every thing was a thing-a-ma-gig. I wonder if he has some red thingamagigs for sale? |
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madhatter73
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Joined: 30 Jun 2006
Posts: 267
Location: 419 Tea Party
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 5:59 pm |
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I could really use some of those dilithium crystals. |
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The Man
Baiting Guru
Joined: 11 Apr 2007
Posts: 2885
Location: La La Land
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:37 pm |
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I will be asking for Folgers Crystals...
E-mail sent. |
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IS THIS HOW YOU DECIDED TO TREAT US AFTER ALL WE WENT THROUGH?YOU MADE US TRAVELLED TO ABUJA AND INDEBTED US.
"Cursed is your mother that gave birth to a family-disgrace like you. Cursed is your father he could not control his lust for anything under skate"
"hey u crakhead motherf*cking nitwit, from the way u express the cockamamy sh*t that ur dumb brain is made up of it's so obvious that u never really made it past elementary school but anywayz dogs don't have to go to school afterall."
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Old Master
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 12 Mar 2007
Posts: 75
Location: In the Goat Locker
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:17 pm |
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| .........AND THESE THE NAMES Of PRECIOUS STONE THAT I HAVE ,DIAMOND,ALMROAD,BLUE SKY,GREEN THOMALING,RED GAMET,BLACK THOMALING AND EMATHIRD. |
Sounds like the little packs of colorful pills sold for a quarter per hit out of battered machines in men's bathrooms...usually advertized for "natural male enhancement." The pills don't work, er, I mean...I've never tried them...somebody just told me about...oh, never mind. |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16749
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 9:24 pm |
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Anyone ask him for crystal meth yet? |
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Super Model
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Jun 2007
Posts: 110
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:13 pm |
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Blue Sky for me for sure Maybe he ment blue topaz possibly? got to ask for pic's fly email fly |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Fri Aug 24, 2007 11:20 pm |
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Diamonds
Almandine (is a garnet)
Blue Sky is Turquoise, aka Sky Stone
Green Tourmaline
Red Garnet
Black Tourmaline
Emerald |
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sellingrich
Master Baiter
Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 247
Location: Far East LA
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Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:24 am |
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I kept thinking, "Who's on first?" |
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