Potter Derrek, now stranded in Ghana

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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

When I was online last night I saw the soccer match was over. F decided to give Dan a call afterall. His phone was not on. This morning's off line messages.

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dan (8/23/07 4:38:45 AM): sweetheart i was sorry
dan (8/23/07 4:38:53 AM): the phone was switch off
dan (8/23/07 4:39:12 AM): but now it has been charged
dan (8/23/07 4:39:45 AM): so how are you doing today?i hope you are fine i really miss u
dan (8/23/07 4:42:22 AM): please don't fail to call me today i'll be on the phone waiting and how was the match hope it went smooth
dan (8/23/07 4:58:07 AM): sweetheart i miss you
dan (8/23/07 4:58:39 AM): and how did the shopping go i hope it was very fantastic
dan (8/23/07 4:59:12 AM): love you,i miss your sweet voice yesterday it was very painful

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 3:24 pm

redshoes17 wrote:

Is someone baiting him as monica . He wants me to meet them.

I've been baiting this lad about 10 months now with a couple of characters, including Jen.
I had a few weeks baiting break and now I'm concentrating on this lad again. To my knowledge, he uses at least 4 different emails (he did have five, but being so stupid he lost one of them to another scammer located in Accra).

I got this letter from him yesterday, he also said that he is going to UK to play soccer. You just might get him on a safari?

My current goal is to make him perform the infamous "hello.jpg" pose Twisted Evil

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 4:31 pm

Lol the handwriitten letter is a new trophy for Dan. I did try to get him in my Church once, but I think mummy put her foot down about the tattoo.

Now I am back David is going to write and ask where the Domestic Violence poster got to, and also he will get a bollocking about trying to get mobile phones out of RS17, he should be gratefull to be even allowed to email one of the world's most glamorous women.

He cant come to the UK to play football until his trial in Abuja, he is moving to live with his uncle for that.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

My interpol agent has told him that interpol has his car, and all he needs to claim it is to provide some proof of ownership. This is going to be a busy lad.

edit - oh dear lord, it just keeps getting better and better:

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Well how can i really know you have the car with you,and this is really unbelievable if you have the car,you need to send me the picture of the car and i'll come and see you where you are and i promise you i'll perform a great thing that you won't expect.please i need to see the picture of the car,attach it and send it to me.
and if done i promise you when i go to London i own you a launch at some other things this is unbelievable,just send me the picture.
Best Regards,
Potter

Is there anyone with some photoshop skills that would like to get involved in this? I think if I can convince him that Interpol really does have his car I can get him to do pretty much anything.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Since David isn't going to slap Dan until tomorrow F has one last phone conversation with him about the phones. There must be no other women who phone him because he always knows it's F.

He mentions that he really needs to speak to David. He needs the phones sent by tomorrow because he is leaving a week from Saturday to meet Roy in Abuja.

Again he wants F online tomorrow at 4:00 am her time again.

http://media.putfile.com/dan--F-8-23-07

Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:13 pm

I love he first 23 seconds of the call most!!!
First mom is yelling, then kid brother nr. 1 takes the phone asking a superfluous "hello?" before passing it on to an extremely embarrassed lad Very Happy

Reminds me of my own childhood when my gf called.

And yesterday bad mummy switched off the phone? LOL

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 15 Jun 2007 Posts: 7

I may have come to a point where Dan seems so pathetic that I feel pity for him. He reminds me off that uncle everyone has that tries every get rich scheme and always falls on his face.

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:24 pm

Slap sent from a tired David:

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David Beckham to dan,

Hell Dan, what happened to the domestic violence advert then?

My agent says I have let him down.

I am very tired after all the flying, and the match against Germany
did nothing to help my mood.To cap it all I had to play for Galaxy
when I was still very tired from the flight (I stayed awake to watch
the new Harry Potter movie, it was very scary and Victoria had to hold
my hand). We lost to Chivas, 3-0.

Now Victoria, who has been maxing out my Plutonium Visa card with
Fxxx, tells me you are trying to get Fxxx to buy phones for you.
Bloody Hell, Dan, will you never stop abusing my friendship? Mr
Cropper warned me that you can be an internet beggar when you want to
be. Most people would just be happy to just be friends with one of the
world's most glamourous women, but not you.

David

Meanwhile, Jayhawk tells me that Dan's stolen Aston Martin has been found by interpol, and awaits claiming somehwere inconvenient. I have pm'd him the vehicle documents, and a pic of the car that Dan hasn't seen before, with the interpol agent. the reg will need changing, or a story about it being on false plates made up.

EDIT: Just listened to the phonecall, nice job redshoes, - he thinks 36 degrees Celsius is cold?? Wait till he comes to Weatherfield!!!

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:33 pm

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Now Victoria, who has been maxing out my Plutonium Visa card

That can't be good...

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

F chats about his family connections today. I thought I lost him when I asked about his step-dad's job. He wants to see some other pictures.

Roy, he's the first lad that has ever lied to me about exchange rates.
I tried to get him to promise to email F when he goes to abuja but he's not sure he can find an internet cafe in a such a small town.

Luckily, F has not yet spoken to David, so Dan still has hope about the mobiles. David's email arrived while we were chatting.

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dan (8/24/07 4:18:03 AM): hello sweetheart
dan (8/24/07 4:18:08 AM): how are you today?
F (8/24/07 4:18:12 AM): hello
F (8/24/07 4:18:35 AM): fine and u?
dan (8/24/07 4:18:45 AM): fine too
F (8/24/07 4:18:54 AM): what's your mom's name?
dan (8/24/07 4:18:55 AM): hope you are getting better?
F (8/24/07 4:18:58 AM): she sounds nice
F (8/24/07 4:19:02 AM): a little better
dan (8/24/07 4:19:23 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 4:19:35 AM): my mom's name is Queen
F (8/24/07 4:20:01 AM): really, why doesn't she talk to me when I call?
dan (8/24/07 4:20:27 AM): because she know is me you want to talk to
F (8/24/07 4:20:50 AM): ok, i would like to get to know her too
F (8/24/07 4:20:56 AM): what are your brother's names?
dan (8/24/07 4:21:32 AM): dickson,lawson,abraham,joshua
F (8/24/07 4:22:12 AM): what about your dad
dan (8/24/07 4:22:56 AM): Richard that's my step father's name
dan (8/24/07 4:23:23 AM): my dad name is mike
F (8/24/07 4:23:58 AM): so you live with your step father?
dan (8/24/07 4:24:13 AM): yes sweetie
F (8/24/07 4:24:26 AM): what is his profession
dan (8/24/07 4:24:49 AM): business admin
F (8/24/07 4:24:59 AM): what kind of business?
F (8/24/07 4:26:49 AM): u there?
dan (8/24/07 4:27:09 AM): yes dear my system is bad
dan (8/24/07 4:27:27 AM): i don't really know the kind of business
F (8/24/07 4:27:32 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 4:27:38 AM): but that's his profession
F (8/24/07 4:27:46 AM): ok, i see
dan (8/24/07 4:27:58 AM): so sweetheart have you buy my mobiles
F (8/24/07 4:28:30 AM): i told you on the phone yesterday
dan (8/24/07 4:28:38 AM): you know i told you that i'm travelling to Abuja next week and i need the phone to make contact with him
F (8/24/07 4:28:40 AM): it would be better if we chatted later in the day
F (8/24/07 4:28:57 AM): i haven't gone out yet, it's too early
dan (8/24/07 4:29:19 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 4:29:50 AM): and i hope your body is fine? because i won't like any stupid thing to hapen to you
dan (8/24/07 4:29:59 AM): because you are my Queen
F (8/24/07 4:30:27 AM): well, i'm still feeling the effects of my cold
F (8/24/07 4:30:57 AM): but a little bit better today, thank you for your concern
F (8/24/07 4:31:20 AM): how come you are showing offline?
dan (8/24/07 4:32:21 AM): i did it
dan (8/24/07 4:32:26 AM): invisible
F (8/24/07 4:32:29 AM): why?
dan (8/24/07 4:33:10 AM): i dont like people i know that i am online so they don't disturb my when i am chatting with my love
F (8/24/07 4:33:47 AM): that's sweet
F (8/24/07 4:34:08 AM): what are your plans for today?
dan (8/24/07 4:36:02 AM): well,first is that as from 6pm i'm going to church
dan (8/24/07 4:36:15 AM): for an alnight service
F (8/24/07 4:36:40 AM): what is the name of your church?
dan (8/24/07 4:37:22 AM): redeem christian church of God
F (8/24/07 4:37:48 AM): is it a large church?
dan (8/24/07 4:39:09 AM): yes
F (8/24/07 4:39:18 AM): tell me about it
dan (8/24/07 4:39:20 AM): sweetheart how is David now
dan (8/24/07 4:39:36 AM): and how was the match yesterday?
F (8/24/07 4:39:40 AM): didn't you read about it
F (8/24/07 4:39:43 AM): it was awful
F (8/24/07 4:39:51 AM): he probably shouldn't have played
dan (8/24/07 4:40:34 AM): why?
F (8/24/07 4:40:50 AM): well, you know he played Wednesday in London
F (8/24/07 4:40:58 AM): and then Thursday in LA?
dan (8/24/07 4:41:04 AM): yes
F (8/24/07 4:41:11 AM): he was tired
dan (8/24/07 4:41:16 AM): they lost?
F (8/24/07 4:41:20 AM): there was a FIGHT
F (8/24/07 4:41:23 AM): yes they lost
dan (8/24/07 4:41:24 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 4:41:36 AM): you mean fight?
F (8/24/07 4:41:50 AM): yes, during the match
dan (8/24/07 4:42:15 AM): who cause they fight?
F (8/24/07 4:43:24 AM): someone who kicked david
F (8/24/07 4:43:38 AM): you should go read about it
dan (8/24/07 4:43:56 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 4:44:21 AM): sweetheart why don't you change your picture and choice other one?
F (8/24/07 4:44:41 AM): you'd like to see a different picture?
dan (8/24/07 4:44:54 AM): yes i do
F (8/24/07 4:45:00 AM): ok
F (8/24/07 4:46:00 AM): How far is abuja?
dan (8/24/07 4:46:03 AM): other one please
F (8/24/07 4:46:17 AM): you like the other picture better, ok
dan (8/24/07 4:46:18 AM): 6hour jorney
dan (8/24/07 4:46:38 AM): other different one
F (8/24/07 4:46:40 AM): how will you get there?
dan (8/24/07 4:47:30 AM): i dont have money for flight,but i would have like to use flight
F (8/24/07 4:47:44 AM): so is it six hours by flying?
dan (8/24/07 4:49:41 AM): no
dan (8/24/07 4:49:51 AM): by land,but i dont like it
F (8/24/07 4:49:58 AM): why don't you like it?
dan (8/24/07 4:50:28 AM): it's inconvinient to me
F (8/24/07 4:50:38 AM): how will you go, by bus?
dan (8/24/07 4:51:14 AM): by road,public bus
F (8/24/07 4:53:29 AM): how much will the bus cost from benin city to abuja?
dan (8/24/07 4:54:25 AM): N3,000
F (8/24/07 4:54:36 AM): how much in USD?
dan (8/24/07 4:54:37 AM): or more than
dan (8/24/07 4:55:09 AM): $1,200USD
F (8/24/07 4:55:35 AM): i think you have a typo there
dan (8/24/07 4:56:09 AM): what's "typo"
F (8/24/07 4:56:23 AM): i think you typed the wrong number
F (8/24/07 4:56:34 AM): it is impossible to cost that much for a six hour bus ride
dan (8/24/07 4:57:02 AM): no i made a mistake
dan (8/24/07 4:57:23 AM): is $500
F (8/24/07 4:57:41 AM): that must be the round trip fare
dan (8/24/07 4:58:30 AM): i dont understand sweetheart
dan (8/24/07 4:58:43 AM): break it down a little
F (8/24/07 4:59:16 AM): i mean that $500 must be for both ways of the trip to abuja and back to benin city
dan (8/24/07 5:01:11 AM): no
dan (8/24/07 5:01:21 AM): its only going
dan (8/24/07 5:01:33 AM): comin back you pay other one ($1000 round trip now it sounds reasonable)
F (8/24/07 5:02:32 AM): I see, so you are leaving a week from tomorrow
dan (8/24/07 5:02:53 AM): yes
F (8/24/07 5:03:26 AM): will you email me while you are there?
dan (8/24/07 5:03:29 AM): so thats was why i need the mobiles,so i can use it to make contact with Roy when i get to Abuja
F (8/24/07 5:03:44 AM): I understand
dan (8/24/07 5:03:52 AM): yes for sure,don't you know i love you
F (8/24/07 5:03:55 AM): but i don't know how long it takes to ship things to you
F (8/24/07 5:04:04 AM): thanks, i would miss not hearing from you
dan (8/24/07 5:04:43 AM): well,the earlier the sending the early in recieving
F (8/24/07 5:05:00 AM): this is true
dan (8/24/07 5:05:07 AM): me too,but no how i will see an internet service there
dan (8/24/07 5:05:13 AM): yes
F (8/24/07 5:05:22 AM): is abuja a big city?
dan (8/24/07 5:05:31 AM): no
F (8/24/07 5:06:11 AM): what is the population of abuja?
dan (8/24/07 5:06:23 AM): no idea at all
dan (8/24/07 5:06:36 AM): but is a small city
F (8/24/07 5:06:42 AM): where will you be staying when you go?
dan (8/24/07 5:07:42 AM): i will either be staying with my uncle or i will find money to book up in a hotel
F (8/24/07 5:08:13 AM): stay with your uncle, there is no sense spending money on a hotel when you can visit with a relative
F (8/24/07 5:08:32 AM): tell me is your uncle your mother's brother or your father's?
dan (8/24/07 5:08:48 AM): mother's brother
F (8/24/07 5:08:58 AM): when is the last time you have seen him?
dan (8/24/07 5:09:08 AM): no at all
F (8/24/07 5:09:26 AM): you've never met?
dan (8/24/07 5:10:22 AM): no
dan (8/24/07 5:10:34 AM): we have'nt even
dan (8/24/07 5:10:47 AM): we have'nt even met
F (8/24/07 5:11:17 AM): well, then you must stay with him
dan (8/24/07 5:11:28 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/24/07 5:11:51 AM): it was wonderful chatting with you today
dan (8/24/07 5:12:02 AM): yes,u too
F (8/24/07 5:12:05 AM): i think i should go get ready to go shopping
F (8/24/07 5:12:07 AM): don't you?
dan (8/24/07 5:12:17 AM): me too
F (8/24/07 5:12:35 AM): you are going shopping too?
dan (8/24/07 5:12:37 AM): so what are you eating this morning?
F (8/24/07 5:12:39 AM): what are you looking for?
dan (8/24/07 5:12:48 AM): no i'm not
dan (8/24/07 5:13:12 AM): i don't have money now for shopping
F (8/24/07 5:13:37 AM): oh, why were you saying me too?
dan (8/24/07 5:13:43 AM): so what are you eating this morning for your breakfast
F (8/24/07 5:14:01 AM): eggs
F (8/24/07 5:14:06 AM): do you eat eggs?
dan (8/24/07 5:14:07 AM): and what?
dan (8/24/07 5:14:13 AM): yes i do
F (8/24/07 5:14:57 AM): what did you have for breakfast?
dan (8/24/07 5:15:37 AM): beans and yam
F (8/24/07 5:15:49 AM): how did you fix them?
dan (8/24/07 5:16:10 AM): seperately (i'm so glad this didn't take place on the phone. I lost it, it was a minute before i could respond)
F (8/24/07 5:17:12 AM): i'd love to chat more but as you pointed out you have to have those mobiles before your trip
F (8/24/07 5:17:20 AM): so i'd better get busy
dan (8/24/07 5:17:33 AM): ok
dan (8/24/07 5:17:48 AM): i love you too much,ask me why
F (8/24/07 5:17:59 AM): why?
dan (8/24/07 5:18:19 AM): because you are too caring
dan (8/24/07 5:18:37 AM): and that's the kind of person i love
F (8/24/07 5:18:41 AM): ty,
F (8/24/07 5:18:47 AM): you have a lovely rest of the day
F (8/24/07 5:18:50 AM): bye, now

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:51 pm

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he's not sure he can find an internet cafe in a such a small town.

It's the capital city of Nigeria, ffs, though I don't know where his uncle lives.

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Abuja with an estimated population of 405,000 is the capital city of Nigeria.

WIKI LINK

David just had a reply from him:

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Hello David,
Not really.so how are you today i hope you are doing fine,and how is your family i hope they are fine.
David not as you think,and about the advert i was very busy trying to turnup to the trial in Abuja.
And i am having some problems with the car that Roy sent me,the car was pick up by some one but i have inform the interpol to help me find it out.
I'm really not a beggar for real,and David i wanted to play for England,i don't want to play for nigeria because of some logistic reason.
And David is Roy really not back from South America because i wanted to talk to him about the meeting of ken in Abuja but since he is not yet back i'll prospone it.
please extend my greeting to your family,
Your best Cheer,
Dan
Keep well and have fun.
was the harry potter new movie really scarry tell me the title.
have you watch the"silver surfer and Prison break and Spideman3.
bye i must go now my friends are waiting for me we are going to play football.
bye have a nice time,i await your fast response

Baiting Guru Joined: 08 Jul 2004 Posts: 11857 Location: UK

Roycropper wrote:

David i wanted to play for England,i don't want to play for nigeria because of some logistic reason.

Huh, yeah, so, England is much better to play for, logistically, because he's in Nigeria, and doesn't want to play for them because they are in, well, Nigeria Confused

, he needs to go on a logistics course of some sort Laughing

Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 2:42 pm

He'll need to become an offshore citizen before he can have a British passport, that's the process that involves standing in a bucket of earth, in the ocean.

I'll pass him the email for the relevant authorities.

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 2:06 am

LOL that would be gold !!!!

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He really is hot to trot to get that car. Any suggestions on the city where the interpol car impound lot should be?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan's distracted today and "brook" again. Long pauses between responses, and very short. He didn't have time to ask after David. F didn't even get the chance to break the bad news that David told her not to send him the mobiles. Some of you must have email.

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dan (8/25/07 4:54:29 AM): You cannot become what you are destined to be by remaning what you are.The man who uses yesterday's methods in today's world business wont be in business tomorrow
F (8/25/07 4:55:10 AM): what?
dan (8/25/07 4:55:38 AM): nothing just a message my dear
F (8/25/07 4:55:51 AM): how are you today?
dan (8/25/07 4:56:10 AM): i'm fine andu?
F (8/25/07 4:56:40 AM): good
F (8/25/07 4:56:52 AM): still a little sniffly but much better
F (8/25/07 4:56:56 AM): thank you for asking
dan (8/25/07 4:56:57 AM): ok
F (8/25/07 4:57:14 AM): so what are your plans for the weekend
dan (8/25/07 4:58:21 AM): i don't really know
dan (8/25/07 4:58:43 AM): but tomorow a friend of my will come and drive me some where
F (8/25/07 4:58:56 AM): really? what's your friend's name?
dan (8/25/07 4:59:33 AM): orobosa
F (8/25/07 4:59:41 AM): where will you be going?
dan (8/25/07 5:01:06 AM): uniben
dan (8/25/07 5:01:19 AM): or to other friends place
F (8/25/07 5:01:28 AM): is it far?
dan (8/25/07 5:02:48 AM): not too far
F (8/25/07 5:03:10 AM): how was church last night
dan (8/25/07 5:04:16 AM): it was very fantastic
dan (8/25/07 5:04:30 AM): and how was the shopping yesterday?
F (8/25/07 5:04:31 AM): tell me about it
dan (8/25/07 5:05:06 AM): the pastor knows how to preach very well
F (8/25/07 5:05:20 AM): aren't you tired?
dan (8/25/07 5:05:55 AM): i was tired but when i got hope i had some sleep
F (8/25/07 5:06:42 AM): that's very good
F (8/25/07 5:06:50 AM): you do not have church tomorrow?
dan (8/25/07 5:07:38 AM): yes i must go to church tomorow
F (8/25/07 5:07:56 AM): so you are going with your friends after church?
F (8/25/07 5:11:07 AM): r u there?
dan (8/25/07 5:11:23 AM): yes
dan (8/25/07 5:11:35 AM): sweetheart i don't have much time now
dan (8/25/07 5:11:39 AM): 9mins
F (8/25/07 5:11:39 AM): i imagine you must be getting very excited about going to abuja next week
dan (8/25/07 5:11:59 AM): and i am brook i'll be living please tomorow we talk
F (8/25/07 5:12:03 AM): sorry that you do not have time for me this morning
F (8/25/07 5:12:08 AM): i'll let you go
dan (8/25/07 5:12:08 AM): yes sweetheart
F (8/25/07 5:12:11 AM): bye now
dan (8/25/07 5:12:22 AM): please you must call me

Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 1:10 pm

He has told Roy he is moving to Abuja soon for his trial and move to England. meanwhile, my Visa service has heard from him, and dusted off the old seamugu modality:

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If you want to come to England, follow the instructions below. .

We first have to sort you out with a student visa, to come and study in
the UK, at our own college. Once that is done, I shall make arrangements
to get you to the UK.

Please let us have your name, and date of birth so that we can begin to
apply for your visa. We have completed the initial enquiry on your
behalf, and have received a case reference number which you should write
down, it is .

I enclose the visa application form, you will need to complete it, but
not yet, print it off and keep it safe, you can fill it in now if you
want, but first we have to prove your offshore status.

As an offshore applicant we have to show that you are no longer residing
on the soil of your native country. The loophole that we have found is
that if you can prove to be offshore AT THE TIME YOU APPLY (not all the
time) the UK has to let you in.

Follow these instructions very carefully. You will need the following:

1) A friend with a digital camera

2) A large bucket, full of earth

3) A large piece of white card and a marker pen.

4) ideally, you should travel to the coast. A lake will do if this is
impossible, but if you are asked by UK immigration, YOU WERE AT THE
COAST. This is important.

When you are at the coast, do the following.

1) Write your reference number, nothing else, in large letters on
the card.

2) Wade into the water, and put the bucket of earth as far out as
possible. Withut the water coming over the top.

3) Stand on top of the soil in the bucket, and hold the sign in
front of you.

4) Have your friend take a picture. The picture should not show
land behind, say the far bank of a lake or a river. It should appear
that you are at sea.

5) Send it to me, to put with your application to the Uk Home
Office.

This way, by showing you standing on offshore ground, we can prove that
you were offshore at the time you applied for your visa. This loophole
will soon be closed when the Uk government realise that they are being
made fools of, so hurry!

Once you have done this, even if they change the law, it will not affect
your application, as they cannot change the law to apply to cases
already in the system.

I look forward to your application as soon as possible.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

If I didn't know better I would swear that this lad is yanking our chain. He was quite excited to see the picture of his car:

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Oh my God i don't know how to thank you i thought it was not true.you mean the document and the security number the courier sent me?i will forward itto you through my bussiness email.are you in Nigeria now?

This lad is truly thick as a brick. Many moons ago I set up a barrister character to threaten him. He is now emailing the barrister asking for help. Barrister Charl3s S0lud0 keeps telling him to take a flying leap, but it just doesn't seem to register with the lad.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Dan hasn't chatted since Saturday. Yesterday I left him an offline message and phoned him. Someone answered the phone and said, "he is not here right now, call back later". F left a message that Dan should call her.

He's all over the place today, he's been attacked by robbers, not going to Abuja, wants to come to the US for a movie(?), and wants to know what a VIN is.

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F (8/28/07 4:16:12 AM): dan, where are you? I can't believe I missed you again.
F (8/28/07 4:19:44 AM): who answered the phone yesterday? Did you get my message?
dan (8/28/07 4:20:18 AM): yes sweetheart
dan (8/28/07 4:20:28 AM): i really missed you too
F (8/28/07 4:21:46 AM): why are you invisible?
dan (8/28/07 4:22:29 AM): i don't want people to talk to me when both of us are chatting
F (8/28/07 4:22:38 AM): but i can't see you
F (8/28/07 4:22:56 AM): i was almost gone
dan (8/28/07 4:23:13 AM): i'm lucky
dan (8/28/07 4:23:20 AM): so how are you today?
F (8/28/07 4:23:34 AM): who answered the phone yesterday?
dan (8/28/07 4:23:54 AM): i went to the church it was my brother
F (8/28/07 4:24:24 AM): didn't he give you the message?
dan (8/28/07 4:24:53 AM): yes he did
dan (8/28/07 4:25:08 AM): so sweetheart have you sent my phones?
F (8/28/07 4:25:43 AM): why didn't you call me?
dan (8/28/07 4:26:24 AM): i always call you everytime but no body always answer
F (8/28/07 4:26:51 AM): that is not true
F (8/28/07 4:27:03 AM): i have the phone all night long
dan (8/28/07 4:27:10 AM): will i be lying
F (8/28/07 4:27:12 AM): you did not call
dan (8/28/07 4:27:18 AM): not yesterday really
F (8/28/07 4:27:20 AM): there are no messages from you
dan (8/28/07 4:27:56 AM): yes i was not online since on saturday
F (8/28/07 4:28:23 AM): i was only waiting for you to call me back
F (8/28/07 4:28:38 AM): what does being on line have to do with it?
F (8/28/07 4:28:48 AM): i called you yesterday
F (8/28/07 4:29:18 AM): i gave your brother a message for you to call me, you said he gave you the message
dan (8/28/07 4:29:55 AM): yes
dan (8/28/07 4:29:59 AM): he did
dan (8/28/07 4:30:08 AM): but it was very late
dan (8/28/07 4:30:29 AM): at 10pm that was when i went home after the church he just cannot work out the time zones
F (8/28/07 4:30:46 AM): what was the sermon at church?
dan (8/28/07 4:31:14 AM): just for a service
dan (8/28/07 4:31:23 AM): sweetheart have you sent my phone?
F (8/28/07 4:31:54 AM): david talked to me about the phone
F (8/28/07 4:32:08 AM): he said i mustn't send them to you
dan (8/28/07 4:33:41 AM): ok
F (8/28/07 4:33:58 AM): he said you can buy your own phones
F (8/28/07 4:34:21 AM): are you getting excited about your trip to abuja?
F (8/28/07 4:37:04 AM): dan?
F (8/28/07 4:37:38 AM): are you there?
F (8/28/07 4:40:59 AM): i guess you do not want to talk to me this morning
dan (8/28/07 4:41:05 AM): not that i cannot afford to get a mobile phone but i need you to buy me that's why i ask
F (8/28/07 4:41:16 AM): why do i need to buy it
dan (8/28/07 4:44:14 AM): i don't think i'm even going to Abuja anymore
dan (8/28/07 4:44:14 AM): are you there?
dan (8/28/07 4:44:14 AM): yes
dan (8/28/07 4:44:14 AM): i don't think i'm even going to Abuja anymore
dan (8/28/07 4:44:14 AM): are you there?
dan (8/28/07 4:45:39 AM): are you there?
dan (8/28/07 4:48:45 AM): don't you wanna talk to me anymore?
F (8/28/07 4:51:12 AM): why are you not going to abuja?
F (8/28/07 4:51:30 AM): what about your football tryout?
dan (8/28/07 4:52:40 AM): well,i may go to Abuja
dan (8/28/07 4:52:40 AM): but i'm having some problems here now
dan (8/28/07 4:52:43 AM): and i wanted to come to America next week
F (8/28/07 4:52:58 AM): really, you are coming to the US?
F (8/28/07 4:53:04 AM): that will be so great
dan (8/28/07 4:53:06 AM): because i have a movie i wanted to act
F (8/28/07 4:53:14 AM): a movie?
dan (8/28/07 4:53:15 AM): yeah
F (8/28/07 4:53:21 AM): what movie?
dan (8/28/07 4:53:22 AM): yes
F (8/28/07 4:53:27 AM): tell me about it
dan (8/28/07 4:53:57 AM): but i'm not with my passport i lost it last week when i was attack by robbers
F (8/28/07 4:54:33 AM): you were attacked?
F (8/28/07 4:54:39 AM): what happened?
dan (8/28/07 4:54:53 AM): they robbed me
dan (8/28/07 4:55:00 AM): at my way home
F (8/28/07 4:55:52 AM): how many robbers? were you hurt?
dan (8/28/07 4:56:48 AM): 3 robbers
dan (8/28/07 4:57:01 AM): no i was not hurt too much
dan (8/28/07 4:57:29 AM): the movie i wanted to act is the strecher
F (8/28/07 4:57:43 AM): the strecher? what is he talking about?
dan (8/28/07 4:57:52 AM): yes
F (8/28/07 4:58:05 AM): oh, my goodness, i cannot believe this happened to you, why didn't you tell me about this before
dan (8/28/07 4:58:29 AM): and i need to come to US to complete my photo coverage
F (8/28/07 4:58:54 AM): I am thankful that you were not severly harmed
dan (8/28/07 4:59:38 AM): yes
F (8/28/07 4:59:51 AM): what photo coverage?
dan (8/28/07 5:00:01 AM): so sweetheart i will need to get a new passport
F (8/28/07 5:00:16 AM): i am amazed whenever i see your picture on the billboards in the city
dan (8/28/07 5:00:20 AM): the photo i need to take for the movie
F (8/28/07 5:00:34 AM): what is the movie about?
dan (8/28/07 5:00:49 AM): i am very very broke now
F (8/28/07 5:01:25 AM): what is the movie about?
dan (8/28/07 5:02:24 AM): i will tell when i am free
F (8/28/07 5:02:52 AM): free from?
dan (8/28/07 5:04:23 AM): i don't have money now i am thinking on how i can get some money
F (8/28/07 5:05:32 AM): i'm sure that a clever man like yourself will think of something
dan (8/28/07 5:05:58 AM): what do you think
dan (8/28/07 5:06:31 AM): ?
dan (8/28/07 5:06:55 AM): what do you understand by VIN number
F (8/28/07 5:07:02 AM): hmmm, what kind of business opportunities do you have there?
F (8/28/07 5:07:10 AM): Vin number?
dan (8/28/07 5:07:25 AM): none
dan (8/28/07 5:07:28 AM): yes
F (8/28/07 5:08:03 AM): does that have something to do with a car?
dan (8/28/07 5:08:39 AM): yes tell me please i need this information now
dan (8/28/07 5:08:42 AM): please
F (8/28/07 5:08:43 AM): I think it means vehicle identification number
F (8/28/07 5:09:12 AM): every car has a unique number so if it is stolen it can be traced
F (8/28/07 5:09:52 AM): why do you need to know?
F (8/28/07 5:10:03 AM): does this have something to do with your stolen car?
dan (8/28/07 5:11:34 AM): yes please tell me now i need to tell the police right now please
F (8/28/07 5:12:06 AM): tell you what?
dan (8/28/07 5:12:50 AM): what is the meaning VIN number
F (8/28/07 5:13:21 AM): V=Vehicle
F (8/28/07 5:13:30 AM): I=Identification
F (8/28/07 5:13:34 AM): N=Number
dan (8/28/07 5:13:52 AM): ok
F (8/28/07 5:14:10 AM): each car has a unique number so it can be traced
F (8/28/07 5:14:17 AM): what do the police say about your car
dan (8/28/07 5:14:50 AM): still tracing it
F (8/28/07 5:15:51 AM): well, you know the VIN for your own car, right?
dan (8/28/07 5:17:37 AM): it was stolen at the port
F (8/28/07 5:17:53 AM): The VIN was stolen?
dan (8/28/07 5:18:21 AM): the car don't have a VIN number
F (8/28/07 5:18:51 AM): oh no, how shall the police trace it?
dan (8/28/07 5:20:42 AM): the police they can trace it]
F (8/28/07 5:23:11 AM): how will the police trace it
dan (8/28/07 5:23:38 AM): well sweetheart you call me so we talk my time is off
dan (8/28/07 5:23:49 AM): ok i love you
dan (8/28/07 5:24:01 AM): make sure you call me ok
dan (8/28/07 5:24:08 AM): Kisses
dan (8/28/07 5:24:15 AM): i love you
F (8/28/07 5:24:26 AM): bye now
dan (8/28/07 5:24:26 AM): but don't forget to call
dan (8/28/07 5:24:34 AM): i love u
dan (8/28/07 5:24:41 AM): please you must call me
F (8/28/07 5:24:50 AM): i did call you
F (8/28/07 5:24:54 AM): you were not around
F (8/28/07 5:24:59 AM): and you did not return my call
dan (8/28/07 5:25:14 AM): call me today i will be around
dan (8/28/07 5:25:35 AM): i promise u
dan (8/28/07 5:25:56 AM): bye and take care of your self i love u
F (8/28/07 5:26:00 AM): bye

Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 1:49 pm

Ehh... I gave him a list of movies to choose from and he chose the stretcher.
He should be sending me photos (or a video) of himself stretching his a-hole, but I'm not sure if I want to see them. Twisted Evil

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

F calls Dan to find out why he wasn't online today. He sounds depressed.

http://media.putfile.com/dan-is-very-very-broke-9-29-07

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

I need to know what to tell him about Roy tomorrow and David. Also he wants the movie studio that made the James Bond movies to email him.

Quote:

dan (8/30/07 4:16:21 AM): I wrote your name on a piece of paper, but by accident I threw it away. I wrote your name on my hand, but it washed away. I wrote your name in the sand, but the waves whispered it away. I wrote your name in my heart, and forever it will stay. Send this to everyone you love including the person that sent it to you. If you send this to 10 people in the next 43 minutes, then tomorrow will be the best day ever! I believe in angels, The kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels, But I call them my friends.

F (8/30/07 4:17:38 AM): dan, are you here?
dan (8/30/07 4:17:53 AM): yes dear
F (8/30/07 4:18:16 AM): will you stop being invisable to me?
dan (8/30/07 4:18:40 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 4:19:32 AM): i still can't see you
F (8/30/07 4:20:07 AM): where is your picture
dan (8/30/07 4:20:29 AM): i love the picture i am using now
F (8/30/07 4:20:55 AM): your football friends
dan (8/30/07 4:21:11 AM): yeah
F (8/30/07 4:22:20 AM): did you hear about david?
dan (8/30/07 4:22:48 AM): no
F (8/30/07 4:23:00 AM): he hurt his knee
dan (8/30/07 4:23:38 AM): again?
F (8/30/07 4:23:59 AM): again?
F (8/30/07 4:24:14 AM): his ankle was hurt, now his knee
dan (8/30/07 4:24:40 AM): is some how disgusting
dan (8/30/07 4:24:45 AM): how?
F (8/30/07 4:25:23 AM): he fell the doctors will be looking at it today
F (8/30/07 4:25:44 AM): it was during the match yesterday
F (8/30/07 4:25:52 AM): how about you?
dan (8/30/07 4:26:21 AM): i am fine and u
dan (8/30/07 4:26:23 AM): ?
F (8/30/07 4:26:27 AM): i'm fine
F (8/30/07 4:26:46 AM): are you going to abuja for your trial?
dan (8/30/07 4:27:42 AM): yes i willbe going
dan (8/30/07 4:28:03 AM): i have change my mind since i have lost my passport
F (8/30/07 4:28:25 AM): good, this sounds like a wonderful opportunity for you
F (8/30/07 4:28:52 AM): have you been practicing your football skills?
dan (8/30/07 4:29:12 AM): yeah
dan (8/30/07 4:29:29 AM): so how are u today?
F (8/30/07 4:29:56 AM): are you getting excited about leaving on saturday?
dan (8/30/07 4:30:46 AM): the jorney is adjorned i have'nt heard from Roy since a week now
F (8/30/07 4:30:49 AM): i'm fine, my cold is all gone, thank you for asking
F (8/30/07 4:31:29 AM): so the date is changed?
dan (8/30/07 4:33:27 AM): yes
F (8/30/07 4:33:49 AM): that's a shame
F (8/30/07 4:34:01 AM): your mom sounds nice, why won't she talk to me on the phone?
dan (8/30/07 4:34:24 AM): if you want to talk to her you can do it
dan (8/30/07 4:34:37 AM): just tell her you want to talk to her
F (8/30/07 4:34:41 AM): she never gives me the chance
dan (8/30/07 4:34:45 AM): no problem
F (8/30/07 4:35:04 AM): she just gets you to the phone right away
dan (8/30/07 4:35:47 AM): she know is me you want to talk to
F (8/30/07 4:37:02 AM): of course but i want to know all about your family too
dan (8/30/07 4:39:24 AM): well is good and me too
F (8/30/07 4:39:30 AM): you weren't serious when you asked me for my credit card information yesterday, were you?
dan (8/30/07 4:40:26 AM): not really
dan (8/30/07 4:40:46 AM): but the money in my own was finish last week ago
dan (8/30/07 4:41:09 AM): so i wanted otherone that was why i ask
F (8/30/07 4:41:53 AM): where did you get the last one?
dan (8/30/07 4:43:02 AM): from a friend in Australian i bought it from him
dan (8/30/07 4:43:15 AM): but he don't have other one forsale
F (8/30/07 4:43:28 AM): well, you know it is not wise for me to give my credit card information to anyone
F (8/30/07 4:43:46 AM): i wouldn't even give it to david and i've know him a lot longer than i've known you
dan (8/30/07 4:44:48 AM): well that's true
dan (8/30/07 4:45:01 AM): but it means you don't trust me
F (8/30/07 4:45:57 AM): i don't trust anybody with my credit card information, not even my mother
dan (8/30/07 4:46:24 AM): why?
F (8/30/07 4:46:42 AM): why do you want it?
F (8/30/07 4:47:09 AM): it's too bad you don't have a passport and cannot come to the US
F (8/30/07 4:47:22 AM): David was going to invite you
dan (8/30/07 4:49:12 AM): my passport got lost as of the day i was robbed
dan (8/30/07 4:49:24 AM): what is he doing?
F (8/30/07 4:49:28 AM): yes, i understand that
F (8/30/07 4:50:05 AM): it is our custom for me to give you a gift when you come, i've been thinking about what you would like
dan (8/30/07 4:51:08 AM): no,what is he celebrating?
F (8/30/07 4:51:24 AM): he's not celebrating an injured knee
dan (8/30/07 4:53:46 AM): what is the invitation for?
F (8/30/07 4:54:53 AM): i'm not sure really, he mentioned it in passing
F (8/30/07 4:55:27 AM): yesterday was a match day, so of course i could not speak to him and today I don't imagine he's in a very good mood
dan (8/30/07 4:55:49 AM): ok
dan (8/30/07 4:56:00 AM): so when is your birthday?
dan (8/30/07 4:56:46 AM): are you there?
F (8/30/07 4:57:06 AM): sorry, the cat needed feeding
F (8/30/07 4:57:22 AM): it was in june
F (8/30/07 4:57:31 AM): the 30
dan (8/30/07 4:57:43 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 4:57:47 AM): when is yours
dan (8/30/07 4:57:58 AM): match 13
dan (8/30/07 4:58:11 AM): sweetheart?
F (8/30/07 4:58:14 AM): yes
dan (8/30/07 4:58:28 AM): please you need to visitDavid today
F (8/30/07 4:58:52 AM): why is that?
dan (8/30/07 4:59:01 AM): tell him that he should call Roy,its about my car
F (8/30/07 4:59:35 AM): ok, i'll try
F (8/30/07 4:59:56 AM): but the doctors are going to be giving david a very through check up today
dan (8/30/07 5:00:08 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 5:00:17 AM): i don't know if i'll have a chance or if it would be a good time to approach him
dan (8/30/07 5:00:21 AM): tell him that he should call Roy
F (8/30/07 5:00:49 AM): don't you want me to wait until he is in a good mood?
dan (8/30/07 5:00:53 AM): and ask Roy to give him the Car VIN number
F (8/30/07 5:01:00 AM): is there anything i can do to help you with your car?
dan (8/30/07 5:01:09 AM): it's very important please
dan (8/30/07 5:01:21 AM): that's this
F (8/30/07 5:01:37 AM): the VIN number
F (8/30/07 5:01:42 AM): why do you need this?
dan (8/30/07 5:02:55 AM): the interpol agent told me that without me bringing the VIN number he willnot release my car for me
F (8/30/07 5:04:27 AM): i see, do you have papers of ownership and things like that?
dan (8/30/07 5:04:49 AM): i only have the papers
dan (8/30/07 5:05:01 AM): and now i need the VIN number
F (8/30/07 5:05:11 AM): what papers do you have
F (8/30/07 5:05:23 AM): i loved that picture of the car, it is a very cool car
dan (8/30/07 5:07:09 AM): do you know the company james bond act movie for?
F (8/30/07 5:07:48 AM): no, i don't recall that
F (8/30/07 5:08:23 AM): do you mean the movie studio?
dan (8/30/07 5:08:27 AM): you must recall it now because it is very important now
dan (8/30/07 5:08:35 AM): yes
F (8/30/07 5:09:07 AM): i don't remember but i could find out, why is this important?
dan (8/30/07 5:09:59 AM): i need to contact the company now
dan (8/30/07 5:10:09 AM): you can help mefor that
F (8/30/07 5:10:09 AM): why is that?
F (8/30/07 5:10:19 AM): tell me what you need help with
dan (8/30/07 5:11:14 AM): i need you to help me,to the company to contact me through my e-mail address
dan (8/30/07 5:12:00 AM): i need to associate with them too
dan (8/30/07 5:13:03 AM): areu there?
F (8/30/07 5:13:06 AM): ok, let me see what i can do
dan (8/30/07 5:13:25 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 5:13:28 AM): surely everyone will know
dan (8/30/07 5:14:06 AM): because i need them to contact me in a few days
F (8/30/07 5:14:38 AM): okay then let me see what i can do
F (8/30/07 5:14:47 AM): will you be at the cafe this evening?
dan (8/30/07 5:15:28 AM): i am not sure because the cafe i'm using is very far,ad my cafe is down
dan (8/30/07 5:15:37 AM): the are off today
F (8/30/07 5:16:01 AM): then when?
dan (8/30/07 5:16:27 AM): tomorowi think
F (8/30/07 5:17:15 AM): i'll try ok
dan (8/30/07 5:17:54 AM): just give themmy e-mail address so they contact me
F (8/30/07 5:18:03 AM): ok
dan (8/30/07 5:18:22 AM): will u call me today?
F (8/30/07 5:18:40 AM): why?
dan (8/30/07 5:19:10 AM): i don't just know,but i like to hear ur voice thats why
F (8/30/07 5:19:33 AM): that's sweet
F (8/30/07 5:20:32 AM): well, i need to get going now
dan (8/30/07 5:21:11 AM): where?
F (8/30/07 5:21:23 AM): so what did you want to know from the movie studio, about the VIN?
F (8/30/07 5:21:56 AM): you naughty boy, do you need to know i am going to have a shower?
dan (8/30/07 5:21:59 AM): the studio is different the VIN number is different
F (8/30/07 5:22:35 AM): what did you want from the studio?
dan (8/30/07 5:22:42 AM): just tell David to call Roy and tell Roy to email me the vehicle VIN number
dan (8/30/07 5:23:08 AM): i want to act for the studio too
F (8/30/07 5:23:13 AM): oh, i see
F (8/30/07 5:23:26 AM): yes, i will try to pass the information along
dan (8/30/07 5:23:28 AM): is'nt it kool
F (8/30/07 5:23:40 AM): yes, all right
F (8/30/07 5:23:48 AM): good bye until tomorrow
dan (8/30/07 5:23:51 AM): and don't forget tell them to contat me
dan (8/30/07 5:24:18 AM): when is Daivid birthday coming up?
F (8/30/07 5:24:32 AM): brb
F (8/30/07 5:25:20 AM): just getting tea
F (8/30/07 5:25:25 AM): it's in may
dan (8/30/07 5:25:48 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 5:25:55 AM): may 2
dan (8/30/07 5:26:07 AM): good
dan (8/30/07 5:26:17 AM): and victoria?
F (8/30/07 5:26:59 AM): april 17
dan (8/30/07 5:27:40 AM): ok
F (8/30/07 5:27:43 AM): i really need to get going now
F (8/30/07 5:27:50 AM): talk to you tomorrow

Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 3:03 pm

Roy has sent him an email telling him where to find the chassis number on the logbook I sent him.

As for the studio, the Bond films were made by EON productions, in Pinewood, England, not Holywood, so F won't be able to help, she only knows Hollywood.

As for David, you were quick looking up his date of birth, just give him a little of what the sport pages say.

Dan has been scarred by Harry Potter:

Quote:

David,
I watch the movie yesterday it was really scarry i was very scared.
David please i need you to tell Roy to send me the VIN number of the car thats was stolen,the interpol told me that without the Vehicle identity number they are not going to release my car so please don't forget to call him and tell him to e-mail it to me.
THanks God bless.
From Dan
David you did'nt invited me to your birthday Why?

Quote:

How can I invite you to my birthday when you don't have a passport, Dan?

I passed the message on to Roy.

I have buggered up my knee ligaments, so I may be out of the game again.

David

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

My agent go an email from him saying that he is working on getting the VIN number. I told him if the vehicle is not claimed within 30 days it will be shipped to the Interpol main vehicle storage facility in Reykjavik Iceland. We'll see if the lad is up for safari.

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Feb 2007 Posts: 1731

Before I chat with Dan I type David's name into a news search and have a glance at the headlines. I can't take credit for finding the birthdays, as I was chatting with two lads at the same time, Frumpybb looked that up for me. At first I thought this was a test of F, she should know when her friend's birthdays are, now I'm not so sure.
Frummpy also gave me the informaiton about the James Bond movie studio but I didn't know where you wanted to go with that so that's why F said she would check.

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